>tfw gf is PMSing >tfw have to put up with a week of this shit

You dont have to. Give her space when she starts bitching out

>>38468434
You clearly don't mind it enough to leave. Stop complaining for the sake of complaining you enormous weenie juggler.

I know this feel all too well

>>38468454
Then she'll just be mad that you're not giving her enough time

You don't HAVE to put up with anything man. Tell her to pull her head in or leave her alone. Why should you be miserable one week a month bc your girlfriend can't handle cramps?

>>38468472
Any gf you have to tiptoe around for fear of offending her is not a gf worth having.

>>38468434
hit her

>>38468719
Doesn't sound like a good idea desu

Never had a gf and I'm 29 years old.

Does this shit really happen?

My mum had a hysterectomy due to a tumor back in her early 30s which stops PMS, so I don't even know what it's like to be around a female who is PMSing.

>>38468785
Then your opinion is worthless

>>>/v9k/

Give her the dick

>>38468706
it's just on that time of month

as a girl please do put up with us, I really don't understand what happens to me but it really fucks me up and no matter how hard i try i can't control

>>38468954
Ayy bb wan fuk

>>38468520
>>38468706
>>38468719
>Tfw on period
>Get emotional constantly
>Literally just almost cried at a commercial for back problems
>Don't know whats going on

Please go easy on us, it's not just the cramps

>>38468954
Exercise a little self control.

>>38469041
What the hell? I'm a girl and I've literally never had PMS happen. I think you're just making up excuses to be a psycho bitch with no repercussions for a week. Go to therapy.

>>38469074
you have to be over 13 to get it

>>38468954
Then at least learn to keep your distance.
If you know you're gonna turn into a crazy bitch don't make the man have to suffer

Shit, how bad do you girls have it with your PMS? I get a little sad, but I don't flip out on anybody or become a raging bitch.

My main problem though is doing squats while on my period. Fuuuuck that.

>>38469074
I think it differs for everybody
I am usually not an emotional personen at all, but when I PMS I cry alot
I don't even get angry at People, I just cry at every slightly sad thing

>>38469041
At this moment your hormones are almost close to a mans hormonal balance.

You now know what men go through every single day. Every single hour.
And this is why we stay as far away from overly emotional negative crap that women play around with when they are NOT on their time of the month.

Welcome to our hell.

>>38469079
Funny joke, you really got me there. How about you go to a psychiatrist and get help for your bipolar disorder.

>>38469111
Autocorrected person to personen

>>38468802
Did I give an opinion you ducking dilt?

I just asked a question

>>38468954
pls b in london

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I fuck my girlfriend once every two weeks. And on some of those weeks she's PMS'ing and doesn't feel like it. Never complain about your relationships.

Sometimes I watch porn and I don't even feel aroused, I just watch it, all the while thinking about death's sweet embrace.

>>38468434
this is definitely fitness related

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>>38468434
>have a gf

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>women who lose it while PMSing are weak.

>grew up with a mother and two sisters in the house
>would never have any idea if they were on that time of the month because they actually exercise some self control

Your gf has poor self control anon

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>>38469218
You know that you can leave her right?

>>38469041
At least you're a fucking girl, you have life on easy mode. You spend your whole life having people hand you things. And then if you fail at high school/college, there is no problem because all you have to do is get married and then you get to sit on your ass all day and not do shit. Women cannot know real problems. Honestly, if women didn't exist, half of men's problems would go away

/fit/ - fitness

>live alone
>don't have to deal with anyone's shit ever

>>38469350

t. virgin who's only female interaction is his mother

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>>38469218

At least you haven't been in a marriage with her for 5 years or something though haha

haha who would do something stupid like that haha

>>38469111
i never met someone who gets crazy when pmsing, theyre just crazy all around
when im in it, i do notice very small changes though, like wanting to tidy up more, being a bit more nice ect.

>>38469041
>>38468954
>>38469074
>>38469111

LONDON?

>>38468954
L O N D O N
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>>38469424
See
>>38469315

>any year
>staying in a loveless relationship

>>38468434

turn off your fucking phone, retard

>>38468954

you know what you CAN control?

not being a cunt to someone else

your problem is not your bf's problem

>>38469411
Wow, you didn't even reply to my arguments, you just called me a virgin. Sounds like a woman who can't accept truth

>>38469595
>thinking your shipost is even worth the derailment
not even them but kek

>>38469245
Fuck off dork

>>38468954
That is funny, because I am also a girl, and when my time of the month hits I take responsibility for my actions just like any other time.

Those of us that use periods as an excuse to be whiny, mean, and annoying, are just that; whiny, mean, and annoying.

I am not going to say, "being a girl is easy mode", but the fact that most "men" are too weak to call us out, especially during the PMS moments is nothing short of enabling.

From one woman to another, get a hold of yourself and stop making excuses. You make the rest of us look as weak as you do when you act out like this.

>>38468785
it really happens. however, my mother didn't have any reason to not have pms and she never acted like an asshole periodically. similarly, I know some female friends to be fairly reasonable all the time.

funny thing is pms is not even that short, it affects how you act about the quarter of the time. by that point, it's part of your personality for all I care.

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What you talking bout dummy. Shark week is the best, it's blow jobs for days negro

>>38470819
i bet you don't even get cramps

i bet you're on seasonique

>>38470819
t. Actually a dude

>>38469114
What a load of shit

PMS isn't real, your girl is just a bitch.

>>38471703
>What you talking bout dummy. Shark week is the best, it's blow jobs for days negro

>tfw I do get a little sad w/ pms
>get bloated on my period, super self-conscious
>it's bad, like a good 4-5 pounds. Abs are gone.
>decide blowjobs are a happy medium because he gets something out of it and I can stay clothed.
> Go down on him, he asks me to take my shirt off anyway.
>"did you gain weight?"

Fuck.

Real talk OP: if any woman treats you like shit on her period then she doesn't really value you as a person or a man. It's like if your woman mistreats you when she's drunk. That shit just lowers inhibitions so she's acting like she always wished she could. The obvious corollary is if she is aware of her shit behavior and tries to act better/apologizes after snapping. But if she's comfy treating you like crap for a quarter of the year then you should really rethink that relationship.

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>>38468434
>has a girlfriend
>complains
Count your blessings, faggot.

>>38471896
>Dosent trip
>Has a girl friend

Are you making the connection yet you fuck?

>>38471762
It's true.

>>38471958
>posting from a phone
>bashes a tripfag
lol

>>38471966
citation needed

>>38469404
this. call be a sad little neckbeard all you want. all my married and long term relationship friends envy me. i'll take a watermelon with a hole drilled in it over a hatchet wound any day of the week.

Dude, iktf. My GF gets super emotional the week before her period. She's constantly angry at me, and if i get too close she gets mad, and if i give her space she starts crying because she things i don't like her anymore. Can't win.

>>38469114
Nice pseudoscience

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>>38468434
Stop bitching cunt, some of us don't have gfs.

Just buy her lots of red meat, it helps with PMS

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>>38469079

Get out, grandma.

>>38471789
gotta see dem teddies dangling to get off, too bad your hangign gut ruins the view lololo

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What do when female friends act like bitches to you? Should i tell them to go get fucked by a cactus?

They are like little children, it's not like this is the first time it's happened. They have lived with it for years and have had years to adjust and quit being fucking cry baby whining little shits.

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>>38469411
Even if that's the case, he's still right, though.

>>38472593
>female friends
Why?
Also, you don't have to put up with shit, if they're pissing you off, tell them, it's not like you're fucking them.

>>38469350
>Muh wimmin privledge
Seriously man, youre just as bad as the sjw's at this Point
I might be a female, but my dad raised me to never rely on anyone for support, even though he had All the money in the world to give me anything I wanted.
I live alone, i study and I work to support myself. The only thing my dad pays for me is ny studies, but if he didnt i wouldve just borrowed the money
My dad is the best

>>38469074
what the fuck americans.
>I am not suffering from this particular condition so you must be making this up
how hard it is to understand that people are different?

>>38471789
he literally asked you if you gained weight while you were blowing him?
sorry to tell you mam, your boyfriend is full blown autistic. ask him what day it was in february 13, 1978.

>>38473001
Thanks to your dad.. that just proves his point of women in general living in a world on easy more.

>>38473081
>Women who were spoiled are bad
>Women who were raised right are bad

It's like you cant win anymore.

>>38469111
>>38469041
Yeah, I'm like that too.
I don't even get angry, just absurdly emotional. I'll cry about stupid things and I'll feel constantly sad/on the verge of tears throughout all the thing.
Also I'll be tired as fuck and all my lifts will go down during my period.

>>38472505
>using mobile Web interface
Get clover or dashchan you tard

>>38469350
it's like you're not even trying to see the other side here. let me help you
childhood:
boys give you shit because you're weaker than them and not as good at sports
if you're good at sports girls give you shit for being manly
boys get toys that develop mechanical skill and go to chess class after school - you get dolls and ballet

adolescence -
while boys dress like hobos you get shit from all around about how you look, and people always assume you're not as smart. even when you do have the best grades in the class people just say that you have no life and study all day.
if you have sex, you get shit for it. if you don't have sex, you get shit for it.
college:
every time you want to walk home alone, you want to get drunk, you want to get high, you need to ask yourself if people are going to rape you. not saying that males don't get raped, but let's be honest, it's not any of your concerns.
I'm a guy, by the way. I always walk home alone in shitty neighborhoods. If anyone wants to rob me, I'll just give the money, keep walking, and call my dad to tell him about and ask him for allowance (yeah, even though I'm a guy my parents help me out sometimes)
so you're done with college even with all the pressure on your ass?
hundreds of researches show that given two identical resumes with only the sex changed, the male one will always get more callbacks. always. in the office, while asking managers to grade their employees, they virtually always give better grades to male workers, even if a female worker has a significantly better objective performance.
and as if that's not enough, women still need to hear that kind of shit about how easy their lives are. that's not even mentioning the horror of childbirth, post pregnancy depression, and the retarded pressure to get married.
>but wait, even if they don't succeed in college, they could just get married
sure, if the want to be a fucking sex slave. what do you think happens when you marry someone

>>38473288
when you have no job or skills?
can you imagine the type of pressure when someone marries just so you could raise children, make dinner, and lay on your back?
"oh honey, i pay for everything, i work all day, and you won't even suck my dick?"
I'll pass.

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>>38468954
Don't blame biology for your bullshit. I'm not gonna deal with it.

>>38473098
Youre on a board for frustrated loser virgins

>>38468434
>not having boipussy on the side for when your gf is pmsing

>>38473310
>there is no such thing as hormones affecting behaviour
>what is roid rage
>what is puberty
>what is psychiatry
yeah they're probably just making shit up for attention

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>>38473328
Not everyone was born a bi master race mate.

>>38468954
>>38469041

ROASTIES GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38473349
just close your eyes and like the twink deepthroat your dick son

>>38470819
Ur the GF I want.
Pls Bruv in Sydney
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>>38473344
it's just on that time of the day

as a man please do put up with us, I really don't understand what happens to me but it really fucks me up and no matter how hard i try i can't control. I have to rape it's just my nature

>>38473344
memes
all of these just bring out and exaggerate actual traits of your personality. Calm people do not get roid rage, only those who already have anger management issues. As that other anon already said: "Those of us that use periods as an excuse to be whiny, mean, and annoying, are just that; whiny, mean, and annoying."

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>>38473344
Biology is just an excuse to behave like a bitch babby goo goo baby wanna bottle

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>>38473452

>>38473288
Men work harder, why hire women?

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>>38468954
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>38468434
Lol my girl was crying last time cause I haven't introduced her to my parents yet.

>>38473452
Lol
So fucking mean

>>38468434
>Give her space when she starts bitching out
Aka throw her out of the house.

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>All of the sudden there are tons of girls on /fit/ now an theyre in this thread

ok

>>38474259
there's always been tons of girls on /fit/, most of them just dont attention whore about it.

>>38473050
White Knighting hard here

>>38469041
>it's not just the cramps

Don't downplay how bad the cramps are. The cramps are the fucking worst. And don't get me started on period shits.

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>>38468434
>girlfriend gets on the pill
>has a period lasting 5 weeks

you don't know pain

Why do women get so pissy if you ever say something about PMSing, even if it's not related to her?

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>tfw me and my girlfriend broke up last night

It's fucking hard mang. I knew we weren't meant to be together long term and she knew it too but it was still fun while it lasted and just sad to see it come to and end.

>>38474329
I once shat 8 times on one day when I was on my period. Not even small poops, full-blown shits.
I had never felt so empty afterwards

>>38474383
>I knew we weren't meant to be together long term and she knew it too
Why were you even in a relationship

I would never be in a relationship unless I was ready to go all the way with it

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My girlfriend acts the same on and off period

>>38474428
It was only 2 months but the last week it became very apparent and that's why we ended it.

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>>38474355
Are you okay now anon?

>>38468472
She's PMSing. She's going to be mad at you for something.

This thread just proves that universal suffrage was a mistake. Women are way too emotionally unstable to be given any kind of real responsibility.

>>38468954

>Be a werewolf
>Full moon is soon
>Retreat to the woods for a night because I know I'll be a threat to others

>Be a woman
>Period is soon
>Don't do anything to avoid being a burden to other people, expect them to just deal with it.

Woman truly are worse than monsters.

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>>38471789
shieet, op to quoted post. Head is more visual, and tongue stimulation. Tie your shirt around your abdomen, wear a sexy bra, use your tits and mouth to get him off, and put his hands on your ponytail. das how it's done x F for days woman. for days

>>38471789
kek, better work a bit harder if you want to keep him anon

I don't let my girlfriend get away with anything she normally wouldn't. You know it is going to happen once a week every month for a long time and it's already been happening for a long time. You have no excuse to whine bitch and complain 25% more of my life than you already do.

>>38474396
Just wait until we have sex bb.

>>38474507
Just coming out the other side, the worst is over

>>38473564
>>38473452
>>38473484
yeah I'm not a girl though. I'm not saying you should put up with anyone being an asshole, for any reason. If she's being outright hurtful and blames her period on it, walk away.
but if she's being emotional and needs a little extra care, and you give her that "don't you try that shit with me I know it's all made up"
than you are the ass.

>>38471896
Nobody cares about you, you useless fucking tripfag