How much longer does he have left

idk man, how strong are you?

Another year everytime you post this nasty bitch.

Until he leaves humanity once and for all

>>38459304
FIRST

>doing good haha
>feeling fine fuck yeah!!
>what a good morning fuck yeahh!

who are you trying to convince mr piano scooper, me or u??

>>38459282
I dunno. I honestly think he will live for a while. I don't think he's gonna reach 80, or even 70 if he keeps up with his current lifestyle. But I also don't think he's just gonna expire abruptly.

>>38459304
2 plate bench but I'm HUGE

A few years until he has a stroke or heart attack from hgh abuse enlarging his brain and heart

Has anyone ever seen him in person? His skin looks like shit.

>>38459348
GH doesn't enlarge the brain, it's one of the organs it doesnt

>>38459282
He's got about 872 scoops left in him

>>38459282
Who is he?

JUST

SCOOP

MY

>>38459405
Rich Piana. He's a meme, like Zyzz. Both seem to have fallen out of popularity now for whatever reason... They're memes ya dip

>>38459402
so, 2 days? RIP in pieces

>>38459348
Like the guy before me has said, HGH doesn't enlarge the brain. It markedly increases the heart and your guts, though.
>>38459405
Effluent Harpsichord.

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>>38459509
More like 2 hours

Who's the new chick in his vids?

>>38459333
KEK speaks the truth. I don't think he's half as over the top as he used to be, reckless health wise. I might be wrong about that, though.

>>38459311
sensible kek

>>38461183
"Bive scoops!"

>>38461183
so its 5 not 4 anymore k

>using human measures on the piano

>>38459282
Hopefully not long so we can all shut the fuck up about him.

>>38461355
you think that's what's gonna happen? everyone will just mire him, just like what happened with the dead skinny guido from straya

>>38461183
>when you're using the curl rack and the piano man gives you 5 minutes

>>38461365
truu

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>>38461183
More like 5 minutes

>>38461365
tfw you remember that at the moment of his death Zyzz had 40k likes on facebook and now it's like 10x that amount and he's not even alive

>>38459333
Praise
KEK

>>38461427
People approve of his saunal demise.

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>>38461379
>implying he wouldn't give you six hours instead

>>38459498
>le "X is a meme" meme
You frighten me.

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>>38461468

>>38461315
5 SCOOPS 8 TIMES A DAY GODDAMMIT

WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMMIT

>>38461315
scoop inflation

>>38461315
>>38461565
Scoops constantly inflate, just like The Universe. Read up on Scoop Physics.

>>38459282
3974 chromosomes

>>38461439
>>38461247
Literally the shittest meme ever

Fuck off

>>38459348
>>38459364

it increases your cranium tho

>>38459405
>he

>>38462045
THIS

FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /POL/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

>>38462087
I like you

>>38461315

Always have to overdo everything; have to.

>>38461297
top kek

>>38459405
Gilt Clarinet

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He's going to end up like pic related

>>38462411
what happened to him?

>>38462439
he got cancer because of roids

>>38462439
He got gains goblin'd to death, can't you tell?

>>38462439
roiding after getting cancer and then getting cancer again

>>38462444
you cant get cancer from roids

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>>38462087
Kek

>>38462471
you can get liver cancer from roids fucktard

>>38462439
>>38462444
>>38462471
>>38462504
Wasn't just that, he also ate like shit because he roided. He had a 10,000 calorie diet consisting mostly of pizza IIRC.

Piano does the same, he's eating ice cream and fast food all the time.