Natty Bro Code of Conduct

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Alright brehs, it's time we review out "Natty Bro" code of conduct. It's important we compensate for our lack of injected gains with a admirable conduct to set us aside from our joosy bros.

1. Honor
2. Integrity
3. Acceptance

are the principals that bind us together and put us on a pedestal of virtuous over those whom have chosen a life of fraudulent gains.

Rule #1 Anyone that is bigger than us is clearly on roids.

Rule #2 Anyone that is more ripped than us, is clearly on tren or some other cutting agent.

*when rules #1 or #2 are spoken about to "normies" it's never done with a condescending tone, it is done with factual and respectful tone, often coupled with a justification of being health conscious or self confident enough to not have to use drugs.

Rule #3 Whenever a bro confides in us about PH drug use, we simply reply with "enjoy you're; bitch tits, erectile dysfunction, shrunken testicles or early death". *people normally cite Arnold's health, the proper response to this is the exception to not using a condescending tone, respond with "ya cause you're fucking Arnold now bro".

More rules to come from myself and like-minded natty bros. But I'll leave you with this; When in doubt, you can always result you can always cite a spiritual component or a personal integrity component.

Breh: "hey bro, I just bought some creatine on the cheap!"

Natty Bro: "Have fun with acne, hair loss and water retention, why don't you just put more effort into your diet and exercise instead of looking for shortcuts?"