Ask The Sacred Deer

>>38446847
... Dammit.

Ok, what about Monday?

>>38446884
I need to know! Well at least tell me if I should do a cruise instead of a cycle.

>>38446847
Will this year be a good one?

>>38446895
... Fine. If I drop the weight this month can I start my cruise next month?

>>38446905
... Please let me roid.

>>38446912
Looks like you've stumbled upon the deer of NATTY GAINS.

>>38446912
... I'll be careful. Promise. Just let me roid.

>>38446920
I know right? Unbelievable...

>>38446922
holy fuck dude.. sacred deer is trying to tell you something. maybe you shouldnt

>>38446847
My wife is pregnant, will she go back to her original size and shape after giving birth?

>>38446912
>>38446905
>>38446895
>>38446884
>>38446847

OP is fucked edition

is this the year i finally make it?

>>38446847
>>38446884
>>38446895
>>38446899
>>38446905
>>38446912
>>38446922
>>38446928
Does he have to earn his gains the Natty way?

>>38446937
i swear what is up with this deer. whatever.. i will still make it

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>>38446941
Well OP, better start buying gallons of milk and whey.

>>38446912
You got absolutely BTFO by the deer.

>>38446847
Is OP a faggot?

>>38446847
Should I just stay single get a bunch of cats and stay fit?

>>38446946
>yes... but
THE NATTY WAY
N A T T Y
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>>38446847
Should I be content?

Oh sacred deer of natty gods. Let me bother you with me question I need thy answer to proceed.

should I stay natty?

>>38446847

will I ever pick up chicks at the gym?

>>38446847
Should I forgoe the gym membership and just spend the money on dumbbells and a machine for my house?

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>>38446941
Hahahaha

>>38446964

fuck I guess I should just bee myself.

>>38446961
OP, its over. Just accept that the Natty Deer god has spoken. You asked for its wisdom, now you must follow it.

>>38446847
I'm just starting my fitness journey Natty deer god. Am I going to make it?

Will I ever make it?

>>38446985
I-I'm working on it.

>>38446992
o-oh okay then...

Should I go up to that fit blonde girl in my gym and say hi next time I see her?

errrrrrr

>>38446847
should I skip the cut I'm working on and go straight into the bulk and heavy lifting?

do yolo

Will I survive tomorrow ?

>>38446847
Should I drop bench and just do weighted dips?

>>38447025
Yes I already know that

>>38447030
reroll

>>38447034
cmon, tell me

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>>38447042
Natty deer is a bit of a dick.

Do I have enough juice for my cycle?

>>38446847
Sacred Deer,
will I fucking make it?

Will I end up having sex with my ex again?

>>38447133
Hey fuck you, you deer cunt

>>38447140
Will I have sex with his ex again?

>>38447148
Will I get to watch from the closet?

Should i bother doing weights in the gym?

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I know i told her i dont want to be just friends and i cant see her any more

But i am going to bump on to her all the time at uni anyway

Should i be fiends with her and hope i leads to something else ?

(pls say no sacred dear i don't want to be a beta orbiter)

>>38446847
should i buy membership at that 24/7 gym?

>>38446847
Is he asking me out just because I lost the weight?

Ok I WILL ASK IT SINCE NOBODY ELSE HAVE THE GUTS!

Sacred fucking deer who claims the natty way is the only way -

Have you fucking made it yourself even?

>>38447187

Thank you sacred deer.

Sorry for the insane amount of typos, i just woke up.

Should i blast and cruise for the next year ? I know i am only 23 but i think it will help me focus for the upcoming year and lift these heavy ass feels.

will i increase in height

>>38446847
should I ask her out

Should I perma cruise

>>38446847
Should I superset deerbro?

Will I ever be able to run 50m in sub 6seconds.

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>>38446941

Do I have a chance?

Will bad things come from training Hunter?

>>38446847

I'm not counting calories or nothing since ending my cut. Is my progress good?

>>38446847
should I stop being a piece of shit all day?

>>38447262
Should I charge him for the training?

>>38446847
Natty dear - are you Jeff in disguise? If you are then please Jeff go ... Just leave bro

>>38446847
Is Vicky worth putting the effort in?

Is 200 a good goal weight?

>>38447271
fuckin knew it! Please go Jeff

Will this be the last real cut I need?

am i gonna make it before 2016 ends?

>>38447274
Nah fuck you, give me an answer

Will I get skinny and get a qt by the end of this school year

>>38446847
Will I die a virgin?

>>38447289
Haha, you're fucked

>>38446847
Oh sacred dea, will I ever make it?

Sacred deer, shall I start cruising the unnatty highway?

>>38447430
as you wish

>>38446847
Will I achieve my short term goals?

>>38447930
In the deep

>>38446847
should i get a job?

>>38448170
rolling again!

>>38448176
C'mon deer.. yes but what?

>>38446847
Should I skip my deload week?

>>38448184
t-thanks h-holy deer ill try to chill haha!

will i marry shay?

>>38448190
Rerolling

Will I ever have a gf again?