>mfw i forgot to activate my almonds this morning

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>arrive at gym
>forget shovel for scoops

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>mfw I didn't take out the yolk from my eggs

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>>38445459
>not eating the most nutritious part of an egg

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>>38445474

>not caring about your cholesterol intake

To activate almonds you soak them in water.

My bro is engaged to a woman that knows about that shit, so I asked her if she knew what that meant.

It's a vegan, gluten, or somesuch meme-diet thing (I think it was for a recipe that avoids dairy, which I definitely respect)

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>>38445377
>Jerking off in the locker room for muscle cumfusion
>Woman complains because I was in the women's locker room
>Banned from gym

>>38445504
>being so new that you think eating cholesterol affects your cholesterol levels

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>mfw my assigned gym buddy is indian

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>mfw benefactors cut my daily calories from 1800 to 1650

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>>38445377
>meant to do a kipping pull up
>accidentally did strict
>excommunicated from crossfit gym

>didn't break parallel on a squat
>knees exploded and coated the wall with gore