Embarassing Gym Stories General

>>38443019
>show up

I farted during the fitness gram sit-up exam. Everyone heard it loud and clear but I just laughed it off.

>on nofap for 2 weeks
>penis inspection day at gym
>nurse touches my dangus with some utensils
>precum dribbles out

is this what making it is like?

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>be obese
>go to gym
>grill laughs at me as I puke after 3 straight minutes of jumping rop
>three greek-god sculpted looking guys making fun of my man boobs bouncing around
>13 year old kid swimming with his dad asks why I'm so fat if I come to the gym

Made me so embarrassed I contemplated suicide 2bh famiglia

>>38443925
you deserve to be treated like this for being a fat fuck

>>38443843
>penis inspection day

wat

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>go to gym for right arm day
>put two quarters into dumbell dispenser
>it eats my money
>spend $3 trying to get a weight
>finally got one
>it's a left dumbell, not a right one
>use it anyway
>asked politely by the lady at the front desk to leave for misusing equipment
>weekly membership revoked

spaghettied when a girl asked me if I was coming the next morning
said yeah even though it was my rest day

>>38443988
Go do some light cardio faget

>wear a pair of basketball shorts to the gym
>everyone is giving me weird looks and saw some qts giggling at me

>>38443925
>be /fit/
>working out like usual
>flirting with all the babes, they mirin'
>see fat ass enter the gym
>he's wearing an anime t shirt
>he's doing some random cardio shit, no clue as to what a routine is
>form is shit
>me and Stacy laugh at his ineptitude
>as I stroll pass him I make a comment
>"keep it up and you'll have smaller tit's than my gf"
>I see him crying as he leaves the gym

>Be skinner hs version of me
>Not aware of gym stuff
>Go to put weight on bench
>Some asshole didnt properly put the bar back on right
>Bar nearly wacks some kid
>He wasnt happy, but understood.

farted on the leg press, nobody heard it, but it was fucking deadly, i was embarrassed as fuck at the smell

if you're wondering, i still finished the set, even though it smelled/fart

>>38443925
A random bitch, three random douchebags and a random cuck with a 13 yold prick. They arent important. The only thing that matters to you is yourself and how you live your life. Fuck the rest of the world.

You are gonna make it anon.

>just finished cardio
>go to free weights to do some incline presses
>go to move one of the adjustable benches away from the curlbros
>palms are sweaty
>drop it into the floor next to qt who damn near shits herself
That's about it, dunno how you autismos can embarrass yourselves so badly

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>Cute Latvian/Estonian-heritage chick around my age in the gym
>LuluLemons.meme
>Actually works out other than cardio
>Fine as fuck
>In the mirror, I catch her looking at me and biting her lip as I do one arm pull ups.
>Come down after 5 per arm
>Go to grab water bottle at my feet
>Drop it about half way back up, instinctively go for it
>Stumble, fall backwards onto nearby bench, go head over the other side and crash onto mat.

>Just sat there staring at the ceiling for a second, knowing Eesti-Lulu saw everything

>Get up and go about the rest of my routine

>Never catch Eesti-Lulu looking at me again

Ever

>>38444051
>>38444123
Haha, fuck you guys.

>>38444116
>Never catch Eesti-Lulu looking at me again

probably because she wasnt looking at you in the first place autist.

>>38444141
>>38444153
You gaymo.

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>>38444153
Holy fuck lmao

>>38444148

Coming from a DYEL fagit like you who has never had a woman look at him, I'll just ignore you.

>>38444170
Fuck
A-alpha reroll...

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>>38444170
Rekt

>>38444188
IS THIS GOOD OR BAD I CANT TELL

>>38444170
>>38444190
HAHAHA OH BOYY

>>38444201
TERRIBLE

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>>38443964
>his gym doesn't have penis inspection day

I fart all the time OP just fucking ignore it and if anyone says anything go "DID YOU JUST FART" and walk away

>>38444224
Some kiernan shipka interview

>>38443988
Go in and hit abs.

Whenever I work out with girls all they wanna do is cardio, light squats, dumbell press and abs for 45 min.

>>38443019
Not gym but fitness related
>middle school
>pull up bars installed outside
>weak so cant do pull ups but want to be stronger
>every day come early to try
>run up the wall and usE the momentum to do a pull up
>one day i didnt show up early so there were already kids around
>group of girls near the pull up bar
>my time to shin
>run up the wall
>grab the bar
>grip:failed
>fall flat on my ass
>girls histerically laughing at me
>"wait no i can do it"
>run again
>same things
>they start laughing even more
>sit alone in misery
I used to be bullied back then as well. Bad times.

>>38444382
>shin
Meant to say shine. I guess this post failed much like my attempt at pull ups.

>>38443964
Hownew.ru?

>>38444190
FUCK ;_;

>>38444071
>a random cuck with a 13 yold prick
Why do you mention the age of his prick? Do you want to suck on his tender young prick? You're sick+nasty!

>>38444382
>used to be bullied back then
no need to state the obvious m8

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>>38443925
Something similar happened to me with a dad and a kid
>5'8" manlet
>doing weighted dips in the gym
>some Armenian father making his kid do a bunch of sit ups
>kid asks if he can do what im doing
>father refuses
>kid asks why
>father tells him in Armenian(he was either a total cunt or didnt realize i speak the language as well) "because you will stay short like him"
Tfw im used as an example for kids not to turn out manlets

>do squat
>let out amazingly loud and smelly fart during my descent

>>38444585
That's the best thing ever.

>>38444585
>>38444617
Adding to this. He was a fat manlet as well. He should have taken his own advice as a kid.
Better fit and short than fat and short.

>>38444585
At least he'll grow up totally unbalanced.

>>38443019
>took a mad fart while doing preacher curls last night
>only one with headphones on, couldn't tell if it made a noise or not
>look around
>either everyone is very good at pretending they didn't hear anything, or I got away with it lads
>another small victory for captain protein

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>>38443982
Made me chuckle, so here is a (You)

>hit bottom of squat
>let out a loud as fuck fart
>pt and the qt grill three feet away act like they didn't hear it
>finish my sets cause fuck em

>>38443964

Looking forward to prostate cancer?

>>38446170
That means you're intimidating anon
>6th grade
>weird skinny kid
>math class
>have to yawn and stretch
>as my lift leave contact with the chair i leave a HUGE ripping fart
>the class laughs at me for the next 15 minutes. Non stop laughter from the whole class.

>high school
>fit
>history class
>everyone just doing work, no lecture or anything
>stretch and yawn
>as my hips lift off the seat i let out a huge fart
>class goes dead quiet for a second
>oh fuck im fucked
>expecting laughter
>everyone goes back to work without saying a word
I know they probably laughted about it when they were away from me but at least i wasnt the class joke for the rest of the semester.

>>38443925
>be obese
>go out in public

Fuck famerino you're braver than I'll ever be... maybe even brave enough to make it.

>>38444382
>"wait no i can do it"

this was you being 1 step closer to saving yourself in that situation

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>>38443019
>get a prostate exam
>doc lubes up his finger and inserts it
>"haha it went in easier than I thought"
>ask him if I need to come again in a week for another prostate exam
>he looks at me in horror as he understood why his finger went in so easily
>mfw

>gym replaced burned out bulbs
>studio used for yoga class is now much brighter
>outline of my pierced dick clearly visible
>wonder if anyone else notices

A-A little toot you said?

D-Do you mind if I have a sniff?

rollan

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I asked out some autismo girl in the gym and she said no

I never saw her again (^:

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>>38447444
also I should add that when she said she was into video games but was trying to get into more outdoor activities, I told her I was trying to get into anime.

In reality, I'm trying to get into more outdoor activities and hate anime.

>>38443982
kek

>>38447444
Creeeeeeep wtf you doing askin chicks out at the gym

Rellll

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>>38443019
>tfw on keto and you never get gassy