/fit rage

Long term health is a meme. Artificial organs are the future

>tiny calves

>>38442375
I do this.
Hell I have smoke breaks mid workout
Park in same place every time, butts everyfuckingwhere
Walk back inside smelling like smoke
dyels and fatties glaring, kek
Dem vascularity gains
Fite me fgt

>when people throw 10lbs dumbbells around.
>when weights are not reracked
>when weights are reracked on the wrong fucking place

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>girl wearing make up to the gym

>>38443119
Jesus Christ, anyone who says this is a permavirgin retard. Taking makeup off is a pain in the ass and takes a little bit of time. A girl isn't going to clean up her makeup just to go to the fucking gym.

Oh yeah, I forgot you're a fucking NEET too. Most people go to the gym right after work or school where they would have in all likelihood worn makeup.

>>38443151
I haven't seen white knighting this pathetic in quite a while!

>>38443151
I know dumb bitches who put on fucking make up/make sure it looks good before going to the gym you autist
>getting this mad
How many maidens have you saved!

>>38443176

Not him, but to be fair a lot of girls go to the gym right from class/work. There's no point for them to take off their makeup beforehand if it's going to get taken off by their shower.

>>38443151
t.stacey

>>38442375
>wearing a belt for a 2plate half-squat

>>38443176
>>38443119
little babby not like when pretty girl wear makeup? why? you don't know? it's okay don't cry babby

>>38443205
>>38443187
>>38443176
>Hurr durr memes

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>>38442375
>taking your shoes off for deadlifting isn't allowed

my father.

>>38443249
why not? I take my shoes off for deadlifting and squatting.

>>38443249
No one wants to smell your foot odor.

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>Walk into gym at 5:30 AM
>Only me and sweet old people doing curly twirly leg swings with the PT
>Go to squat rack. It's covered in coats.
>Old people using the only squat rack in our rinky dink small town gym as a coat rack.

>>38443263
Idk house rules apparently. Am in a commercial gym that's probably why.

>>38442396
distant future

>>38443270
That sounds kind of cute actually.

Now I'm imagining a bunch of old people with Alzheimer's bumbling around a gym thinking its a shop and they're bringing the weights to the counter trying to buy them.

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I hate it when people don't understand that working out actually leaves you exhausted and very sore.

>mom asks me to do dishes
>i let out the tiniest sigh because i wanted to have dinner and watch sons of anarchy
>"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DO ANYTHING ALL DAY"
>she painted a fence for an hour, had a coffee with her friend for 4 hours and then cooked a 20 minute meal
>i got up at 6.30am and ran 8kms then did a sprint routine
>at 4pm i hit legs with no squat rack so i had to clean the bar onto my shoulders which was physically impossible after having the most intense chest and back days two days before
>"you do nothing all day"
>mfw

>>38443632
>a bloo bloo my mom is mean guise
Fuck off, unless you're paying rent you do the damn chores

>>38443373
99% of us are under 30

>>38443249
This is why I wear chucks.
Nbd

>>38442396
Thank you

>>38443151
>>38443215
You ignorant monkeys, he means when they come to the gym with makeup INTENDED for the gym. It's like your brains are solid bone for Fucks sake

what pisses me off is when all the squat racks are booked out sat morning.

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>>38442375
>guy napping on the bench
>guy trying to act all rough while punching a sandbag
>guy takes the punching bag to the floor and punches it as if he were giving a beatdown to some guy
>guys taking selfies while squatting
>guys kicking dumbbells out of their way, usually towards other people that are lifting
>"MAN, YOUR FORM IS ALL WRONG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SQUAT THAT DEEP"

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>>38443151
Kek

>>38445021

oh jesus that's hilarious i have never met a straight male who knows enough about makeup to know whether or not a girl has done this

nice try tho

>>38445467
>On fit
>Straight guys

Pick one

>guy sets up 4 different stations for his lifts, preloaded with weight
>won't let anyone use one of his stations while he's at another one
>will literally stop mid-set and tell you he's using that

literally what the fuck. the gym is fucking small enough as it is, you can't be in here claiming one of three benches, one of two squat racks, the lat pulldown machine, and the fucking calf raise machine all for yourself during your entire hour and a half here, faggot

>>38442396
/thread

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>t-rex mode
>hook up with a bodybuilder
>my legs are thicker than his

>>38443151

white knighting 101: the post

>>38443151
>make up bad
>muscles good

What is the difference between gym muscles and make up, idiot?
I wouldn't be surprised if I met a guy wearing make up in a gym.

>>38442375
I used to have an after cardio smoke after my gym session. Deal with it faggot.

>>38445021
How the fuck can you tell? PROTIP: you can't. You're just autistically judging people like a moron.

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>>38442375
Starbucks white girls getting in my mirror space being fucking obnoxious... At least it's only for 20 minutes.

>>38442375
>fat lifting couple each using a rack when all of the racks are taken
>take 10 min breaks between sets, so they could've lifted between each other's sets