Why are nymphlets superior to tall girls?

They aren't tho

>>38439245
Easier to toss around in the sack.

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>>38439245
I dont know why but this pic got me insta hard, sauce on it?

>>38439245
That isn't a nymphlet anon, read Lolita to get a clearer image of one within your mind.

>>38439314
lol no, get out pedo scum

>>38439353
lol nigga your the one saying hot little girls are superior to tall girls on a known pedo/nazi website lmao

>>38439445
short=/=kid
you braindead retard

>>38439464
lmao nigger you know what the word 'nymphlet' means??? dats like starting a loli thread on /b/ with a picture of a milf and getting mad someone tells u what loli means, bitch niigggga

>>38439590
>being illiterate
>being literally retarded
wew lad

>>38439590
I'm not even that guy. I'm just popping in to say you're not funny or clever. You're just retarded.

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>>38439610
Guys, I was only pretending for fucks sakes -_-

Guy married to a 4'11 girl here, hnnnnnnnngggg

This is the most retarded thread I've seen in a while, pretty sure your looking for the word petite OP.

>>38439314
You're thinking of a nymphet.

>>38439245
I wouldn't mind a tall girl. I would enjoy climbing her
>tfw manlet

>>38439295
Sauce

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Real life opinion coming in.
I'm 6' 2". 29-years-old and well-traveled.
I've met 3 women taller than me. Some my height. TONS of girls below 5' 6".
I've fucked about 14 girls (I don't sleep around). One tall, most average, a few very short (to include a few asians in the mix...1 half-black).
My cock is almost 9 inches long. About slightly above average thickness at around 5.5 in. They've all told me it was huge, all but two admitted it was the largest they've ever had.
100% of them got their cervix hit. 100% said "ow." One actually liked it.

The short girls.
Hated it.
I was everything they wanted otherwise, they thought they wanted a big dick. They did not want a big dick.
It was a BLAST watching them suck. I was turned on seeing them so small on me but the sex itself was not great. They were also the least involved.

tl;dr
Femlets are perfect for porn.
They are terrible at literally everything else.

>>38439245
They aren't

>>38439295
dubs and ill link the source

>>38439919
>9 inches long. About slightly above average thickness at around 5.5 in
hey pencil dick

>>38439929
Dubs.

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When will they learn?!

>>38439929
sir pls gib i have the dubs

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>>38439965
>both off by one

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>>38439929
Quads, what ya gonna do now, bub?

Dubs.

>>38439929
Dubs here

>>38439929
get

>>38439929
do it faggot

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>>38439295
>black hands

>>38439295
Sauce pls

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>>38439929
Don't worry Guys Adolf has the dubs right....

>>38439295
but who was camera?

>>38439936
It can look that way sometimes, yes. Especially when I send dick pics with my big hands. Even on the large frame, my big dick doesn't look like a bil ol' mandingo. It's not the thickest, but I'm not anyone's thinnest and their opinion of my size changes once they get their hands on it and I get too frisky in doogystyle and ram their hips into me. They do not appreciate that.>>38439936

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>>38440069
Here

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>>38440066
PAY UP OP>>38439929

>>38440062
You ruined it for me anon, fuck you.

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>>38440084
god fucking dammit way to completely kill my hardon

>>38440076
that sucks. but check these

>>38440073
8x6.5 master race sorry anon

>>38440066
There you go, sauce pls Anon >>38439295

>>38439929
gimme fire

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>>38439295
Sauce fggt

>>38440177
KEK has spoken

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>>38440177
double dubs

>>38439245
Fuck that, tall girls are fucking erotic

>>38439919

You sound like an enormous fag.

>>38440157
>6.5in girth
Pic with ruler or never happenned, lying piece of fucking nigger

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>>38440066

Anon doesn't have sauce and thus a massive faggot

>>38439919
Wether youre lying about the size of your dick, the girl's opinion on it or none, you're giving me and my shorter than average dick more confidence.

>>38440236
>Pic with ruler
you know a ruler can't measure girth right?

>>38439674
>actually marrying them
>raising manlets
Wew lad. I hope she's barren.

>>38439929
please give

>>38439989
>9989
Ouch lad. So very nearly witnessed.

>>38439295
Sauce?

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Pssssshhh, too fuckin' easy.

>>38440510
Dubs?

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>>38439245
>He doesn't have a giantfu
>He wants a Manlette

Confirmed not gonna make it

>>38439919
This desu

although you're lying, 9 inches is extremely rare.

I'm rocking 6x6 and I still hit cervixes of literally every girl I'm with. None of them likes it.

>>38439245

Because we can act out the daddy/daughter fantasy together and cum harder.

>>38441144
...
I like the way you think.

>>38440510
jokes on you i didn't wanna fap to a coal burner anyways

>>38440320
>implying I care

I'm 6'3 nigga I'm set, fuuuuuuuck my kids that tiny pussy tight!

>>38439245
Could you please explain the suffix -let to a non native speaker?
Manlet, Lanklet, nyhmplets, I mean I get what those words mean but why doyou use "-lets"

>>38441325
I suppose it started because of piglet, a legit word.

>>38440554
>choosing a lanky bitch over a tiny semen demon
no anon, you are the faggots

>>38439245
I never cared about height, I would still fuck the shit out of an aroused woman.

>>38441369
tall =/= lanky
most tall people probably weigh more than you and also look good including her.

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>>38440103
he's not black, it's just lighting. the sole other webm that exists shows he's huwhite

There's a girl at my work who is 4'9". I hang out with her during smoke breaks (she smokes, I rarely do). She actually agreed to come to my house Saturday to smoke pot and watch horror movies. I almost feel like a creep because she's so small but i've seen her ID.

>>38441632
give her the dick

>>38441632
legally speaking, that thing is a dwarf. don't taint your genes. just lay your pipe at most.

>>38441537
idk whether to be happy that he's not black or sad that you didn't post the other webm

>>38441676
http://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1450/67/1450670114192.webm

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>>38441325
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>>38441749
thx bud love u long time

>>38441291
well atleast your kids will come as 5'10

>>38441661

I'm no fool. Always wear bags for hook ups.

>>38441641

The only down side to small girls is shallow puss. I can't phrase this in a way that isn't bragging, but i've got a big ol' dong and its rare to find a girl who can take it all. I'm definitely taking pictures if I can, because its going to be ridiculous.

>>38441907
no kids height is almost always 99% of the time within 5 inches of parent's average height

in that small-dicked retard's case:
(6'3"+4'11")/2 = 5'7"
so his unfortunate offspring would be between 5'2" and 6'0"
aka 80% chance of being a manlet

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>>38441418
>I would still fuck the shit out of an aroused woman.

you sick fucking pervert. take your twisted and unnatural desires off of my board.

>>38441907
Yes, everyone knows genetics are all about simple math.

>>38441975
Who gives a fuck dude, Like I said it doesn't affect me in any way and that pussy tight. I'm 260lbs also so I'll be bigger and stronger than my faggot kids and able to beat them up well into my 60s if they're manlets

>>38441632
Do it dude, short girls are the best to rag doll

>>38442191
>that pussy tight
the fact that you can even fit it in is sad
>bigger and stronger
you mean fatter and fatter

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>>38442280
>manlet with a real 6'0+ man for a dad detected

Ahahahahaha I bet your mom was some little nympette and you could here her getting slammed every night no wonder you're so bitter. He probably still lords over your short ass and calls u kiddo

>>38439314
I guess you didn't read Lolita because the word "nymphlet" doesn't appear once therein.

>>38442333
sorry bud im 6'4". hows the weather down there?

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>>38442353
>maximum damage control

>>38442349
Nymphlet doesn't refer to anything retard, I was assuming he meant to say a real word.

>>38442482
Breh this is the age where you can make up words on the spot and every non-autist knows what you mean because there's plenty of context to flesh them out. For instance the picture OP posted clearly indicates he was referring to short women. The rest of the thread picked up on this.

>>38442544
That is synicaltaly cetertic, you are clearly making shit up, OP just misspelled a word and wasn't pretending to be retarded. You might of noticed the fact that instead of been a quirky new age word it is instead one letter off nymphet and he was just being a newfag and using it wrong, you gertitric hytonic faggot.

>>38442607
Shut up faggot.

>>38442614
How bretosychfamatic of you. You're being a fagot (no 'g', open to interpretation).