>One scoop in my protein cereal, maybe dash of peanut butter

>>38437275
>Throw a can of tuna in while cooking my eggs
That sounds bretty gud.

>>38437304
It is. You'll need ~3 eggs though for one small can of tuna, otherwise you're not really eating eggs and it becomes more tuna.

I eat 1kg of frozen spinach. 31g protein. Eat w/ a small amount of animal protein to complete it

>>38437275
>Not drinking you eggs raw
What are a you , a fag?

>>38437475
This is my recipe now

>Make Whey popsicles
>Stomach expecting a delicious sugary snack
>MAXIMUM confusion as I chomp down the whey protein
>Increase my lifts the next day

Only to be done once a month on a random day for best confusion gains.

>>38437275
Thats not confusing your stomach though, you're mixing protons (assuming you use milk with cereal). What you have to do is eat an entire loaf of bread and wait 5 minutes. Then immediately throw it all up and drink a 4 scoop shake so your stomach has maximum confusion

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>>38438984
>Cracking 4 Eggs in a Glass
>Stomach is expecting disgusting slimy shit
>Slurp dat motherfucker
>Increase my lift everyday

Me 1:0 Stomach

I really dont care about my protein intake, my man. I eat when I am hungry, and do not eat when I am not, and the gains come in like heavy rains during monsoon, my main dude. Life is much simpler with this philosophy, my nigga. Obsessing over numbers of protons you take and carbs and cals will just flood your noodle with cortisol my brother , and undo any gains you might have acheived. Feel me on this my man.

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>>38439634
>He man
>Unrealistic
Still its a shame we have to work like fuck to reach what we're genetically capable of while all Stacy has to do is not eat to be the same tier of attractive

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>>38439672
That can only come from people who dont eat 3 Protons a day and didnt activate their almonds
You devil want to let us loose our gainz

>>38438984

>mfw my stomach knows my tricks
>i have to eat hardass candy for them sugary carbs
>suddenly ingest protein shake to get liquid protons
>max over confusion
>wonder when I have to get an IV drop to up my game
>dont tell my stomach

>>38439710
With steroids you can reach that. Impossible without