Hi, I'm your new gardener.

>>38435405
Kay. Nice work.

jeff...pls.....just go.

>>38435405
Holy shit.
That's an awesome wheelbarrel.

I got some cheap ass dollar store special that can barely carry around 50 pounds of dirt. I bet I can haul around 200+ pounds of shit easy. Hell I can probably carry an engine block in that.

Wonder how much costs?

>>38435405
>Not a mexican
Seems legit

fucking heck jeff is big now

>>38435432
Looks like it's custom built from the soldering job.

>>38435405
Put your shirt back on, my wife is embarrassed!

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Stay jelly

>>38435444
No shit?
I need to stop bullshitting around and take up welding. I've seen something on youtube about electric welding with a few car batteries power cables and vice grips.

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>>38435405
Is it bad that I want Jeff to ravish me?
N-no homo of course.

>>38435405
who skips leg day, that cunt is a joke

>>38435432
Honestly it doesn't look that solid. Those two profiles supporting the bed look flimsy as fuck.

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What if it turns out that he really is natty?

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>>38435470
>tfw not even roids can make you as good looking as tinytrip

why even live

>>38435432
The support looks like it'll give up soon, probably just an older department store model that cost 80 bucks. The wheelbarrow, on the other hand, is probably from Sears.

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>>38435405
>Is heffey mayne

>>38435405
>implying this guy has ever done a hard days work in his life

>>38435405
I don't have a garden, fuck off

>yfw jeff goes arnold mode and btfos /fit/ forever

>>38435512
>Half of your life
>Ten years

>>38435405
Jeff is so hot.

>>38435405
You don't look Mexican.

>>38435512
What if turns out roids are a social construct?

jeff pls become a trip

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>>38435800
>>38435710
>>38435683
>>38435441
>>38435467
>>38435470
>>38435405
jeff pls GO

I would never hire some dumb roided idiot

>>38435545
>roids do not make you an odd looking, 4/10 5'4'' dwarf

seems like a good deal for me desu

>>38435470
Does he have to flex in every fucking picture? Can't he just act normal for once?

Are all meatheads like this?

>I don't even have a garden, please leave :^)

>>38435512
Wtf I love Jeff now

>>38435512
I'd want to kill myself out of shame if I said something like that

>>38435512
he is 100% not natty

he should take a steroid test, but he wont

>>38436529
>Steroid test

this guy is an obvious roider from a young age, his testicles are probably the size of peanuts lol. If I was a girl I would probably have sex with him just so I could see how tiny his balls are.

>>38435405
can you guys imagine how good he'd look if he took tren?

>>38436578
but you're not a homo though

>>38436602
>not a homo
>/fit/
??

>>38436578
You sound really knowledgeable about his cycle. I'd love it if you could keep us all posted on Jeff's continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what Jeff's got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight Jeff can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>38435545
i miss old /fit/

>>38435405

fuck he sure does look good.

>>38436578

omfg he'd be a god

>>38436545
no homo r-right?

>>38435545
jeff looks 10x better than this dwarf
not only size wise but also insertions

>>38435405
>Jeff Seed

>>38435405
Jeff pls mow

>>38435405
As it clearly states in your contract, all staff are required to wear polos with my family's crest on them and khakis. Now in your defense, I understand that you can't read. *chuckles* I have some pull with the local school board, and I am willing to help find you a place in kindergarten for the upcoming school year. Regarding this job however, I regret that I must fire you. Please see Beech the butler before you leave this property and he will give you your first and regrettably final paycheck. *chuckles*

>>38436534
you know what I meant you goofball

>>38435405
Hi, new gardener.

>>38435405
No you're not; I don't have a gardener. My lawn looks fine. Get off my property.

>>38435405
And you know what happened the very second this photo shoot was done? He dropped the wheelbarrow and cried about how dirty his hands were, begged the staff for a towelette, and ran away to go lift some dumbbells.

I'm fine with people going to the gym. I just hate it when those people pretend they know what real labor is like this.

>>38435405
Jeff pls go.

>Don't talk to me or my wife's plants ever again.

>>38437749
>gardening
>real labour

What are you, mexican?

>>38437791
More real than going to the gym.

>>38435405
hi its me ur brother

>>38435405
> Implying jeff has ever done manual labor
Fuck outta here

>>38436483
Wtf i love this meme now

>>38437823
Who said ging to the gym was real labour, pablo?

Did jeff appropriate your culture by pushing that wheelbarrow?

>>38437860
White boy here, actually. Sorry to burst your bubble. I'm glad you agree that going to gym isn't hard.

>>38437949
Kys

>>38435405
>natty
>gardener
makes sense

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>>38435545
holy shit it looks like a hand is reaching into your pants

>>38435405
Put that wheelbarrow down you idiot, you're my new BAKER

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>>38437239
underrated post

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>>38435495
So you also capped it you fucking faggot

>>38435405
if i was as BIG as JEFF i would have SEX with WOMEN

>>38435547
clever

>>38435405

sorry you're fired, stay away from my wife also

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>>38437239

>>38435405
1: You're not a Gardener. You're too stupid. You're a landscaper/janitor. There's a difference.

2: Holy fuck how the hell did I become rich enough to afford a landscaper??

>>38437224
underrated

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>>38435405

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>>38435405
Jeff I don't have a garden
where the fuck did you get all that dirt?

>>38437768
Gave me a good kek.