What to do to get this body?

Have black parents and be in the NBA

go back in time to when slavery was still legal

>>38426523
Brosplit 6 months, if even that much.

>be 5'9
>lift for a year

>>38426523
not a whole lot

>>38426523
Eat little
Lift much
Keep active
Keep hydrated

>>38426556
>black parents
>being in the NBA
that's redundant

I can tell you what NOT to do
>lifting

>>38426600
Bu... but he isn't short ;(

Lift occasionally? He's just low body fat so who gives a shit

>>38426523
basic BBC genetics.
just fuck white girls as cardio and you will have this bod no time (Note: have to be black)

>>38426523
Photoshop abs.. Thats it

Dribble for 23 seconds then chuck.

>tfw I'm a cavs fan

>>38426852
>White girls
>Not Asian girls

Dude...

>>38426618
u meant

deodorant?

work hard and be a cuck to Lebron so he can take credit for it

Be the end product of 300 years of selective breeding for physical potency

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>>38426523
Shoe polish

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lift 3-4 days, brosplit
eat a lot but eat very clean, no dirty bulk
sleep
genetics

>>38426943
Worked with a minute to go stop drinking that haterade

Kyrie isn't even a top five point guard in the NBA.
>Steph Curry
>Chris Paul
>Russell Westbrook
>Damian Lillard
>John Wall

>>38428663
He's the only one to lead his team to the championship

>>38428663
john wall............?
have you even seen a full game or you are basing on highlights?

>>38428663
>Curly
>Lollard
>Wall
Irving is better than these three.

>>38428613
If we had cp3 we'd be in the midst of a 3peat.

>>38426523
Train?

Are you stupid?

fuck white women exclusively

>>38428716
>>38428815
>>38428868
Wew lad.

>>38426523
12 years a slave

>>38428947
not an argument

>>38426523
read sticky x 1

6000 pushups and 60 minute planks every day for 6 years

>>38428663
Wall yes, Lillard no.

>>38429015
You sound like a faggot desu.
>everything on the internet is an argument! >:^(

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how to get this body?

>>38429152
fuck man i could only imagine how much food lebron has to eat to get that big.

>>38429135
>curryfag calling anyone a faggot

wew lad

>>38429152
Hair transplants xf

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>>38426523
One routine 1x1 of nigga kidnaping