>tfw no gf

>>38421762
This

>>38421762
>tfw I have 2 gfs despite being a skeleton

>>38421774
You're in the wrong thread.
This is for men who're happy/content without a girlfriend.

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>>38421762
>No whining
>Can do whatever I want
>No eating along anybody and eating healthy
>No woman hogging anything
>Nobody nagging me about computer
I never realized that this was the best life until a few months ago.

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>>38421762
>no one will ever look at you like this

>>38421835
Muh heart.

>>38421762
Feels good man

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>tfw waifu
Feels good man.

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>tfw no gf

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> tfw having no gf after having both a wife and a side piece for 5 years

So I a started noporn about 25 days ago and transitioned into nofap about 15 days ago. Last night I got an erection and it hurt so I jerked off before bed.

I came buckets. Also, I actually not keeping track of your starting date makes it easier to restart after jerking off. But that's not very relevant.

In the early am, after having explosive diarrhea for some reason unknown to me (eating to soon before bed?), I think I literally dreamt of my dream girl. It wasn't someone I knew. I can't really ever recall having some sort of intimate dream with a completely unfamiliar face. She kind of had FAS, which I'm a little peeved about. She was perfect otherwise, though.

Is this normal on/ after nofap? I think ~5-10 days at a time works pretty well for me.

>>38421762

>Tfw GF cheated on me and now proceeds to act like she's the victim.

Don't get me wrong having a GF is great but this type of shit is not worth it, i rather have a bunch of onenight stands now and grow a bunch of mushrooms on my dick.