How can I get a high test gf?

Go into a club and hit on every fat girl you see.

>>38417821
I usually meet girls like in your pic at the frozen foods section of Wal Mart. I get a 5 liter of Carlo Rossi, a family size bag of spicy chicken nuggets, and go back to her disgusting pen. I drink until I can barely stand and then stuff my half erect dick into her butt. About half the time I can't even get hard enough to do that, so she tries to suck on my flaccid dick like it's a tube of cake icing. Eventually when I think she's dozed off I bounce, but sometimes I can tell she's just pretending to be asleep which makes it even worse I guess.

>>38417966
whats even the point?

>>38417821
I don't even care that she's hiding a gut under them titties, I still want to be smothered by them before I aggressively fuck her flabby ass. I am sorry /fit/.

>>38419111
I don't think you'd even be able to reach her vagina with all that fat getting in the way.

>>38418401
Not him but it's still better than fucking your own hand 2bh.

>>38417838

You don't need to hit on every one. Just hit on one and she'll never leave you alone again. Ever.

>>38417966
How do you talk to them?

Fat tits get me hard but guts and flabby asses make me soft. I'd definitely fuck her face with her tits out of her clothes though.

>>38417821
lower your standards

Land whales or high test women as you call them usually hang out at McDonalds or a yoga school. If a Plaza has both then watch out cause you just struck diamonds

>>38419148
My hand resents that

>>38417821
Certainly not by sitting in your room and posting in a taiwaneese basket weaving forum.

>>38417821
It's hard to find a fat bitch with a cute face that doesn't constantly sweat like a pig

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>>38417966
top fukn kek

>>38417966
Shit senpai I had a good laugh

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>>38417966
reads like the script of a world peace episode