What is missing here to functionally define /fit/ posters?

>>38412891
>ONLY LE /G/ BROS WILL GET XDXD

kys

>>38412891
wow. ur so l33t dude

just remember next time you come across my IP in an epic hack, I am a fellow /fit/izin and 4chan lulzer, so please be kind (:

>>38412891
also, what garbage language is that.

>>38412891
You need a special command to compile it, bro
:(){ :|:& };:

>>38412891
t.read the first couple pages of "programming for dummies" and now thinks he is a haxor

boolean isFag = true;
while(isFag)
{
System.out.print("\nOP is a fag");
}

>>38413065
>not writing while(true)
>being a cuck and relying on the compiler to optimize your infinite loop
kys

>>38413065
>>38412891
I can't think of anything more cringy and cancer than le programmer jokes (at least that kind)

>>38412936
beware bro, he's gonna ping and nmap the HELL out of you

>>38413104
programmer jokes are one of the many reasons I hate writing software. Really wish I stuck with electrical engineering in college.

>>38413102
>Not for(;;)
>Not pointing out that he's using Java
Cuck

>>38412891
>>38413065
Not writing in brainfuck.. fcking nubs git gud.

>>38413267
How's the general atmosphere in computer science ? is it as spergy as one would expect ?

>>38413336
couple of cool smarter guys I'd hang with, couple of spergy wow kids that were mad stoopid and no one liked, couple of dumb bros who were generally okay but will probably work at big dead end insurance companies forever going nowhere, and two legit autists that made things awkward.

if you're legitimately good at what you do, you'll make friends with other smart dudes like you who are cool. if you're in a small city with a decent community like me, you'll probably keep seeing them as you go startup to startup.

don't expect any cuties in CS. All ugos, one feminazi, and women who were 30+ past freshman year.

>>38412891
>>38413065
Not writing in brainfuck.. fcking nubs git gud.

>>38412891
>current year
>using scala
how does Odersky's dick taste, faggot?