>tfw mum gets normal almonds and not activated almonds this

>>38407239
activate them yourself faggot, what are you, a momma's boy?

I am currently laughing aloud

>>38407239
>not activating them yourself

It's as if you don't want to make it

>>38407239
Who the fuck buys pre activated almonds? Fuck off of this Bosnian chop stick exchange forum.

>>38407770

>Bosnian chopstick exchange forum

my fucking sides

>>38407770

HOW DO YOU ACTIVISION ALMONDS

>>38407791
cum on them you fucking moron

>>38407791
shit's easy mang
>grab handful of almonds
>hold over head
>stand on your tip toes
>try to stretch out as long as possible from your toes to your fingertips
>whisper, "activate, activate, activate"

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>ask mom to get me some protons
>she gets me ON instead of muscle milk

Fucking bitch

>>38407239
Did she at least cool the calories?

>>38407239
Thanks for the laugh anon

>>38408376
>not mixing ON into the muscle milk

>>38407239
You gotta activate your own almonds my African American friend.

It's easy.

Put them in a glass of water overnight.

Presto.

ACTIVATED

>>38408535
This makes mustard gas. Never eat almonds and drink water at same time

>>38407239
go make some homemade emu eggs and remember fruit to get those negative-calories.
also low weight for high reps to tone that summer body right up