gym nerds should be mocked not aspired to

ye

>>38406940
weak bait

>>38406940
I wonder if anyone will be stupid enough to bite.

sage

>>38406948
someone gets it

>>38406955
>>38406957
insecure bloated meat cows trying to justify their shitty obsession. face it you look like, and are, tryhards

>>38406940
https://youtu.be/YAXaCmky4Hw

>>38406940
This

I go for walks everyday and do calisthenics a few days a week

Clean diet, don't eat junk food. Do a variety of exercises but do not over train. The aim is sustainability. I laugh my ass off at retards who permanently fuck up their backs doing 3 plate squats, which is shit tier anyway in the grand scheme of things and the dumb ass has to live with it now. All for nothing.

>>38406940
but mike tyson took steroids

>>38407016

everything is for nothing m8

>>38407037
tyson was a pro athlete earning millions of dollars with his sport. the average gym douchebag is not. neither are you. steroids are dumb for amateurs and you look ridiculous

>>38407044
Yea but at least you can feel and look good with a variety of exercises and not permanently injuring yourself by pushing for PRs in the gym.

>makes a thread calling others nerds
>posts pic of some hot guy

welp, there ya go. op is some fat girl who got dumped by that hot guy in the pic and makes a rage thread go eat more icecream fatty, you ain't foolin anyone.

>>38407060
>hot guy
manlet plz

>>38407063

>implying he isn't like 6 foot 3
>implying you can tell height without any reference

plz go

>>38406940
im doing steroids and my dick is slightly larger than average size

i am very insecure tho

dam u got me

>>38407081
how short though? 5'9" max i guess
>>38407076
um lol. idiot

>>38407142
6'1"

idk why im insecure

>>38406940
lmfao. The guy in the photo was a taekwando state champ at 17. Yet, you named it "tryhardfaggot". Either bait or retarded. Probably both.

>>38406940
agreed

>>38407209
it's a retard trying to b8

>>38406940
> see didn't see Jason bourne

>>38407209
>point fighting
>tough

You only get one.

>>38406984
>trying hard is a bad thing
One thing I picked on your posts is that you never have tried anything. You lazy fuck.

0/5 bait

>>38406984
Hi Zach

>>38406940
>actual tough guy
>shoot u with a gun

Pick one.

Don't care if troll, too many amerifats actually believe this.

>>38406984
i've been training for 3 years. i train hard. most people that show up to class and open mat are just hobbyists wanting to get better. they don't do it for the competition of it they do it to burn off a bit of steam here and there and for fun. i barely consider that competition or team-worthy. the rest of us like me fire through taking it attentively and seriously and don't give two fucks about weight lifters. i say that because weight lifters have completely different goals than we do. you're on a weight lifter dominated board. get over your insecurities.

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>>38407081
it's because your DICK HANGS LOWER THAN YOUR BALLS C'MON

pls quit trying to make this a pasta it's already stale af

>>38406940

BECAUSE

YOU

CAN'T

FUCKING

STOP

MEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3YBEK_-ejY

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>>38406940
>do sport, exercise outside, make friends and be fit and healthy
implying typing out this garbage thread isn't the most physical activity you've ever done with your worthless life

>>38406998
I just do my mum's beverley crusher workout holodisk, twice a day.

>>38406940
He looks cute and beefy, OP. Would have coffee with/10.

>>38406940
Is this not Joe rogan. If it is you know he could whoop ass. He trains mma. Also I'm sure the only pill he's on is the red pill.

>>38409073
joe rogan's podcast is fun

>>38409179
he admitted he's on hrt or trt, one of the two on his podcast before, possibly multiple times, but it's not a surprise considering his age.

>>38407050
fucking this

>>38406940
It's true. People with unbalanced, gym-only bodies look incredibly silly and are basically stating: "I'm boring" with their bodies.

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I wanted to be a serious athlete so I started buying Himalayan sea salt and weights with monkey faces on them

>>38406940
>I am a a muscle fish
>I swim around eating all day and lifting pebbles
>I see a big fat juicy worm for them gains
>I grab that worm and munch
>Feel pain in mouth
>Getting pulled out of water
>Turn around and use my mad fish muscles to swim down
>I feel tension, I am going down
>I no longer feel tension
>I look up and see a long rod
>I see a skinny manlet on a floating thing crying because he's a weak bitch

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>>38406940
My idea body.

>>38409899
>I no longer feel tension
>I look up and see a long rod
i bet u look up to see long rods often, anon ;)

> steroids and over training in the gym is the biggest red flag for insecure pin dick faggots
Haha jokes on you OP ive got a seven inch dick and im still insecure

I lift to fuck bitches, I don't care about being a tough guy
Say hello to my son op, make sure you'll do a good job raising him you're gonna have a few more coming soon

>>38407076
Isn't Joe rogan like 5'6?

>>38410402
He's a balding manlet with rage issues who gets high all the time but don't let that stop you from believing he's ALPHA. Possible homosexual? Must investigate further.

Thanks for the 20 (yous) .

>>38410176
REKT

>>38409715
what kinda shit exercise is this?

Nothing wrong with people being gym rats. The problem is we have a generation of entitled millennials who think they deserve favorable treatment simply because they take care of themselves. It's an epidemic among people under 30.

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>>38406940

>>38407050
Tyson roided before he was a household name kid

2/10 since I replied

>>38411632
>hates on drugs
>hates on homosexuals
>practically a nazi