Planet Fitness raid

>>38404883
poop on the floors. its a judgement free zone

By the way
If you are from Boston and want to join the game tell me

>>38404883
Just lift

Post pic of your body so we can laugh at you

>>38404883
>any idead?
Yeah, don't do it. It's not gonna be as funny as you're thinking. I mean, the fact that you're even asking here proves that you aren't creative enough to come up with a good "troll"

You're just gonna make asses of yourselves for no gain.

>>38404883
Cum on all the free weights. Making machines mandatory

>>38404883
Realise how pointless and pathetic this plan is and grow up

eat a lot of cabbage the day before and just fart like crazy xD

I think you and your fag buddies should commit suicide

People can workout the way they want

>>38404892
I'm in Boston, leggo

use dumbbells to construct a squat rack somehow. use a friend as a barbell. squat.

I'll drive down to Boston from Maine for this shit

Even though PF is a meme dont interrupt what little exercise is being done there already.

>>38404883
jack off in front of fattys on treadmill

>>38404883
Get a fattie trying to work out and...suck his dick.
That should show him how it is.

interrupt the flow of pizza

>>38404883
This is one of the most cringe things I've seen. I've alerted all Planet Fitness locations near Boston though, I'm a regional manager. Lol.

>>38405752
So much this.
You know what would be even better? After you're done sucking his dick swallow his load, look him in the eyes and lick your lips. Fat cunt will be in tears lmao.

>>38405793
You're a snitch faggot.
We are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget.

>>38404883
>Me and some pals are gonna troll the local Planet Fitness
>Got any ideas?
Get a life.

>>38405793
look in the mirror you are the definition of cringey

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shoot everyone just for laughs

>>38404883
Ignore all these boring faggots.

You and your buddies can do this: Walk in shirtless with a full container of weigh protein. Bring a milk carton in the other hand. Be as obnoxious as possible.

Start blasting heavy metal on your phone near a populated lifting area. After each set, drink some of the milk, then rub some weigh powder into your muscles. Chest, arms, hell put some on your head even. Rub it in good. Use that shit as chalk. You can add milk to it too but don't get that shit on the floor.

Yell with every rep, count the numbers aloud and scream after each set.

The rest is up to you. Btw make sure you're jacked if you plan on doing this.

>>38405793
you lie on the internet. Lol.

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>>38405793
what a fag

>>38406025
Do this, and please record it. fuck what he said about adding milk and getting it on the floor, who gives a shit. Like >>38404887 said its a judgement free zone

>>38405793
I'm the national manager and will be in touch with you regarding this shitposting.

>>38404922
90% of their things are machines, which fat people prefer.

Cum on all the machi- actually, I doubt you have enough.

>>38404883

>wasting your time in real life to impress autistic people on 4chan

kill yourself

>>38406407
>phonefag
>says others are wasting their time in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

>>38406025
Yeah do this OP.
It will be fun to watch a bunch of retards act like apes.

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Why the fuck would you waste your time doing something retarded like this? How about you spend that time lifting, it'd probably do good for you

>>38405793
>Regional manager for fucking planet fitness
>THIS is the most cringe hes seen

Bull. Shit.

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>>38405903

>>38404883
Go early and Eat all the pizza

>>3840601
Reported

>>38404883
Go in there and kill yourself.
That would freak fucking everyone out and might even make the news.

>>38404883
grow up

>>38405793
I cringed

>>38404883

>tfw work at planet fitness downtown crossing boston
>got an email reminding us to watch out for mischief makers and that we can kick out any lunks or obnoxious people "ruining the environment of the fitness center"

I'll record it on my phone if one of these autists actually comes here.

>>38405793
>Heads up, some guys might come in and prank you some how even though idk who they are, how many of them they'll be, or when they'll do it. So...uhhh...prepare for it somehow?

Disable the Lunk Alarm and go HAM in that bitch.

>>38406644
How is that different than your normal policy you moron? When did /fit/ become so cringy

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>>38404883

>>38406433
the fuck is this shit?

>>38406439

Don't be such a wet blanket. Let the lads have a laff.

>>38404883
Grow up

>>38406433
cringe

do dead lifts

>waaaaaah I don't want to laugh at OP's retardation as he acts like a teenager looking for validation
You guys changed. Probably around the time cringe and autism entered your internet thesaurus as go-to insults.

>ur childish
>ur cringe
>no u
>no u

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>>38405020
>grow up
>>38404883
Listen to the wise advice. Why must you rain in on others' parades? Are you that sad? Have you considered seeking help for your problems so that you don't lash out at others around you?

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>>38406025
>weigh protein
Fat cunt detected.

>>38407561
Is it bad that I get full on rapeboners over dykey manhating feminist types and want to knock them up?

>>38404883
Write notes on the inside of the pizza package like "stop you fat fuck".
Its also a good deed

>>38404883
LE EPIK FUCKEN WIN XDDDD

Kill yourself. You're supposed to be older than 18 to use this site.

>>38404883
How do I into not being 12.

If you want to properly troll a PF be a powerlifter and ask for one of the free sessions with their PT. Bonus points for complaining the entire time about "how hard it is" as you top out the weight stacks on the machines.

>>38404909
This

>>38408006
I'm 28.

>>38404883
lmao there is a judgement free zone? what does the wall say, try 30 minute warm ups?

>>38405793
Kek

>le ebin trolls irl TOPPEST KEKES
grow up faggot

>>38404887
fpbp

>>38405793

Holy fuck OP has now done goofed

Stop trying to meme in real life. It makes you look like an immature teenager.