Nofap

>>38397506
how do people don't fap if they don't have a gf?
I tried doing no fap before but after 2 week I was almost going to rape someone.

>>38397506
Yes, moron, NO FAP IS A TROLL/MEME, intended to make you miserable for the lulz of the trolls. Now stop being stupid and posting stupid questions.

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>been forced to do nofap this entire week because of roommate
Just when I get in the mood and think the coast is clear she always comes home.

>>38399841
>2016
>Not barebacking your roommate
you're fucking up, m8

>>38399841
>she
>not fucking her


I'm sure there's more to it but you're opening up yourself to comments when you leave out details

>>38399880
>>38399944
She is out of my league and I'm too beta, not much more to it.

Does nothing for lifts but can help you get laid. Fap only often enough to barely contain your horniness (at least once a week for prostate health). Watch a little porn at night but don't masturbate to it. Make yourself frustrated enough that you have to put your autismo aside and approach women.

>>38400022
>2016
>not sneaking into her bed at night and covertly eating her pussy, fucking her bareback, and shooting your hot load inside her, without waking her up
You know you want to

>>38400022

tell me you at least sniff her panties, m8

>>38400054
I don't wanna go to jail
>>38400077
Of course, she usually leaves used ones all over the place

>>38400097
You need to switch up your strategy
>wait to fap until you know she's coming home
>let her catch you with a full-on erection
>make sure you're watching porn of chicks she'll be jealous of
>tell her you were actually thinking about her the whole time
>you end up in bed with her begging for you to cum inside her

>>38400022
post pic of roommate, preferably nude

>>38400097
send dick pics to her phone. when she says wtf tell her it was a mistake you were sending those to someone else. minutes later you'll be deep in her pussy, guaranteed.

>>38400136
This isn't one of your "annie mays" you fucking weeb degenerate.

>>38400180
What's an 'annie mays'? Is that some Euro term for prostitute or something? You got it all wrong man I don't ever need to pay for sex. You should try what I said it works great.

>>38400205
Yes, when walking in on a male friend who is giving a tube sock everything he has, "Im thinking about you" is the phrase every lady wants to hear.

Of course it's a meme you fucking dip.

>>38400022
>still falling for the leagues meme
Seriously fuck whoever you want man.

>>38400224
Fo rizzau tho homie

>>38400224
>assuming your roommate is a 'lady'
She's probably a gigantic cumslut and secretly wants your D anyway, you just didn't give her any signs that you're up for it. Stop being so beta and pounce on that pussy.

How long have you been rooming with her and how did you end up rooming with her, OP?

Does she have a boyfriend? What makes you think she's too good for you?

>>38400272
>this is what neckbeards actually believe

>>38400022
yoooo this nigga is too scared to fuck a bitch im dead LMAFO