Things you'll never hear a /fit/izen say

>I do

>>38397231
Lmao

No homo.

>>38397176
>I lift

>I have a girlfriend
>My father was loving and supportive of me when growing up

>and heres the body pic to prove my self proclaimed expert lifts

>>38397281
wow, this one hits me right in the feels

>Protein bars are basically a fortified cookie and I never eat them because I prefer healthier snacks

>>38397331
nah someone wrote that actually yesterday

>>38397331
Do /fit/izens eat protein bars?

>what's wrong with crossfit?

>>38397176

"no, i don't take shortcuts"

>>38397176
>hey bro can i work in with you

>h-homo

>>38397176
I wish I were smaller.

>I love you too

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>My gf is waiting
>I wish I had less protein powder
>Deadlifts are unimportant I don't do them
>SS is a good routine
>I like fat people
>Those manlets are all so learned
>A grill talked to me today in a capacity that wasn't required by her job

>Moderation is the key

>>38397353
fuck yeah, 170kcal for 15g of protein on the go? why the fuck not?

>I am happy with my body

>I am happy
>I am content
>I look forward to waking up tomorrow

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>>38397281
Did you really have to go there?

Yeah, I can skip the gym and hang out today.

>>38397582
*ding ding ding*

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>>38397608

>>38397176
>The manlets finally learned.

>>38397582
tl;dr

>I play sports

>>38397176
"please don't fuck my ass."

>>38397176
> who the fuck eats chicken and rice

>>38397765
>Not roleplaying as a sex slave getting raped against your will

Come on, anon

>I'm not vain and I don't life as a self esteem crutch

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>>38397545
Because it is 110 extra calories not from the protein. Fuck that noise , count your damn macros

>>38397802

>counting macros

Has little to do with how you look. Just eat your calories, go by how you feel, and have like a single meal with a primary protein source and you'll be fine.

>>38397176
> tfw gf comes to the gym with me
>gives me sweaty cuddles after
>she's always gentle when she enters

>>38397176
> I feel really good about my body and Im happy with my insertions

>The pretty grill at the gym smiled at me today.

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>>38397817

I'm not >>38397802, but

>Just eat your calories, go by how you feel ...

Never going to get under 20% with that mane.

>>38397176
So I've been following X routine consistently for a few months

>>38397281
I didn't feel like crying today anon.

>>38397281
Stop.

>>38397176
>I am loved

His name is Rich Piana

>>38400000
>tfw

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>>38400000
quints of truth

>>38397231
Underrated first post

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>>38400000
damn

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>>38400000
not today, anon
not today

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>>38397474
>A grill talked to me today in a capacity that wasn't required by her job

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>>38400000

Told a girl I'm in love with her today. I already knew the answer, but it helps to hear it coming from the other person

>>38397176
>I respect niggers

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>>38397176
>I don't lift for girls.

>>no, I've never considered steroids.

>>38397281
pls delete this

>Why the fuck would one activate an almond?

>>38400713
I lift for my waifu

one scoop is enough for today

>>38398158

Jokes on you, I'm 14% bf at 6'2 210 and eat pizza minimum twice per week.

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>>38397281

D
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>>38397231
DELET THIS

>I actually enjoy life

>>38397176
>she loves me back

>>38397774
You sure don't spell as a self esteem crutch.

>>38397474
I actually do wish I had less protein powder

Myprotein Pineapple is NASTY

>>38400867

Ch-ch-Chad, is that you?

>but seriously pics you liar

>>38397176
>i wish i was smaller
>i hate going to the gym
>sure, pizza sounds great
>i don't have an issue finding pants that fit
>Scooby doesn't know what he's talking about
>i love my girlfriend
>i look forward to waking up in the morning
>oh no hope this barbell doesn't fall on my neck
>i enjoy life

>oats are not a good breakfast food

>>38401279
But pizza does sound great. So does a lot of other shit I dont eat.

>>38397353
They're part of my desk food stash.

>>38400867
Who the fuck flaunts 14% like an achievement

I made it

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>>38401279
>Things you'll bever hear a /fit/izen say
>i enjoy life
This hit awfully close to home

>>38400807
That's true though.

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>>38397176
>You can do it anon
>I know you'll get stronger
>You have a good looking body
>I have a good looking body
>I have a good looking face
>My mom and dad love me and support me lifting
>Mom and dad don't care I don't have a girlfriend
>They don't care i'm not getting married or having kids either
>They're happy for me

>I am not interested in watching Property Brothers on Netflix while I lift.

>i have a date tonight

>females are well rounded individuals
>woman are not objects
>girls have more to offer then sex

>>38397281
enough is enough

>one scoop is enough

>>38397231

THREAD DONE DONE
IM DONE
NO
BEST 1ST POST IN MONTHS IM DONE

>>38397302
Underrated

>>38397176
>Does this make my butt look big?

I never skip leg day

>>38397231
can't wait to see this on /r/4chan!

>>38397176
>I feel loved

>I have never considered/attempted suicide before bexause I have so much to live for

>>38397176
You have great goals and I wish you the best.

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>>38397231
include me in the screenshot

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>>38397281

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>>38397281

I'm happy

>>38397281

Why does this trigger /fit/ so much?

gfs are a fucking burden, they'll hold you back, smother you etc and boohoo my daddy was a deadbeat who never loved me either but fuck him, you were his obligation and he failed, stop acting like you owe him anything. If he didn't like you, then he should have worn a fucking condom. You shouldn't live in the shadow of his spectre, you're your own person, you're not an extension of him or his property, man up already, live now and be the man that you were supposed to be. You'll never go through childhood again, so stop pining for a better one, be glad it's done with and that you have the power to shape your own life instead of waiting on your shithead dad to do anything for you.

>>38405147
what was her name, anon?

>>38397450
But I'm a fat fuck who does wish he was smaller.

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>>38400000
that fucking snuck up on me

>>38405175
>what was her name, anon?

Je...Hey, I told you, romance is overrated and gets boring quickly. Once you've tried it, you'll wake up and feel like an idiot for ever wanting to commit to anything or anybody (I've cheated in all my relationships), FWBs I can deal with, that's fun and I feel like I can breathe.

But it's no fun being in the prime of your life, chained down and having to covet other women because of some societal convention that denies you your nature and birthright. You guy's seriously like the idea of becoming chaste to all but one woman? I don't care how hot that woman is, would you eat your favourite meal everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner till you draw your last breath?

>>38400000

Oh and this gem, oh come one please /fit/, "love" is easy to find, too easy and often an unwanted nuisance if it's not your family. Love is like a sickly molasses that'll drown you before you know it and when you escape, you'll wonder why you ever wanted it to begin with.

>>38397281
Super not cool dude