What do /fit/ girls look for in a man?

>>38391499
social skills

One that doesn't spend all free time outside of the gym on /fit/. Preferably, any time at all.

>>38391499
Same thing the rest of them do
See: who knows, or gives a shit

if you have to ask you can't afford it

>money
>fit
>good looks
>personality

or if shes a fake low tier /fit/ girl
>low tier roided out meathead

gl

>>38391499
Status

Trust me I'm a girl
We don't like people we can't respect

>>38391567
>she thinks she knows what she wants

>>38391567

It has now occured to me that we are so inundated with female hate on this board we now pose as females reinforcing branch swinging, red pill idealogies.

Fuck fit, its over boys, we are our own echo chamber of hate.

OPie as a former life guard, current supp shop guy and fellow gym goer; just get fucking fit man and they will come. All of the really fit chicks like in OPie (oitside of collegio mainly) date other fit people.

O've seen it in all my jobs, if she is fit he is fit. In a weird way in this life, you get a return of what you are SO wise.

>>38391589
I know what I don't want and I don't want some basement dwelling boring loser

>>38391567
this is sadly true

i'm a literal 3/10and i have an 8/10 telling me she is falling in love with me, etc just because I have a good job and make good money

i still wear a condom though because I'm not an idiot

>>38391539
literally objective 10/10
unless you have an extreme fetish

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>>38391603
lmao. That only rules out about 20% of the population.

>>38391499
Money and status, like all women

>>38391603
And what exactly is it you give in return to the right guy? Besides being his cum dumpster and money sink...

>>38391638
What does he want? If he doesn't like what I have to offer it's up to him to reject me

>>38391633
Yes true
There's no foolproof recipe for getting girls
Most people have a chance tho

>>38391649
what Warhammer 40k army do you play?

>>38391673
>Implying I do multiplayer

>>38391649
So clearly you offer nothing. I guess it's lucky you've got your satellite dicks to tell you how perfect you are then :)

a black penis

>>38391673
Are Tau any good?

I've been painting here and there but I want to build a small army in case I ever meet someone who plays.

I been debating between Renegades and Heretics, Tau, and the cogboys

>>38391649
For you to not be a boring cunt that only talks about herself and insists she is worth more than her wet hole while having a wet hole is all she can offer of worth

>>38391696
You sound jealous
Sorry you never got to be the little girl, anon

>>38391499

$$$

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

>>38391499
>asking women what they want

good joke.

most women don't know what they want, the general theme seems to be really charismatic men, regardless of whether they are enormous scumbags or not.

I've had a lot of scumbag friends and I have to say it's pretty funny whenever women are like "he's so nice! he's so funny!", little do they know the guy is a grade A sociopath.

>>38391714

More like

>$$$$$$
>$$$$
>$$$$$

>>38391704
If the guy thinks my wet hole is all I have to offer then he won't be interested in me and we will part ways
I can't force anyone to date me, that's, like, rape or something

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>>38391688
Warhammer 40k isn't a video game, it's a tabeteop wargame, played with miniature figurines

>>38391734
It still isn't a single player game, anon. No thanks.

>>38391746
>implying
honestly I love painting and reading the books more than anything
you don't need anybody else to do that

>>38391722
Well if you ask "what more can I offer" like in the previous post it basically means you believe your only worth is your hole

>>38391703
The current edition makes shooting more important than assault, and Tau are all about the shooting. So Tau are a really solid, competitive army.

>>38391722
>being this delusional

lol many, many men only see their girlfriends as a wet hole. you're retarded. usually you're not interesting so there's nothing to be interested in. we just play the part for breeding rights.

>>38391768
she didn't say "what more can I offer" she said
>what I have to offer
implying that she does have stuff to offer

>>38391786
well then perhaps she can elaborate on what that is

>>38391794
>You there, woman! Explain your value to internet strangers! Prove that you are more than just a hole to fuck!

>>38391784
Then why are you even asking what else do I have to offer if it doesn't matter?
If all you see your girlfriend as is a wet hole and you're with her anyway them that's all you want, that's all you're asking for, that's all you need, therefore that's all you're getting it. What's the problem?
If Mr Right has everything I want but doesn't want anything from me other than my holes then that's kind of like his problem.

>>38391765
But then you're not really playing are you

But that's cool I like crafts too
Too bad I suck at it and everything I touch looks like puke

>>38391499
Don't ever pick up women at a bar.

>>38391827
>implying he would ever tell you that's the reason he's with you

>>38391826
>Explain your value to internet strangers
>value

good one reddit
we're having a discussion, she's making a claim on an anonymous Tuvaluan glass-etching forum, yet she can't back it up for "reasons"

this isn't tumblr, I don't give a fuck about whatever supposed "value" you think you have, because you're probably boring as shit IRL. fake it till you make it, I guess.

>>38391867
Dude, "women have value beyond their vaginas" isn't an extraordinary claim requiring extraordinary proof

>>38391603
You don't know what you want. Women are easily manipulated.

>>38391827
Question is: can you offer back all that you demand?

>>38391867
>she's making a claim on an anonymous Tuvaluan glass-etching forum

Oh really
What's the claim I'm making again?
That if a man thinks the woman he's with can't give him what he wants he's going to part ways and look for some other woman? Because if he isn't some spineless beta that's exactly what he'll do
And you asked abour mr right remember
Mr right isn't beta

>>38391746
If you did play Warhmmer 40k, what army would you play?

>>38391884
Me personally, yes
But that doesn't make me some great woman or anything, my demands aren't crazy desu it's more behavior things than material things

>>38391827
Why are women so fucking stupid? The question is, what do you have to offer in return? It's simple, but you're worthless, so you don't answer.

>>38391898
Tell me about them
Which one is the faggiest one

>>38391627
>too pale
>small boobs
>mediocre hips

>>38391916
She just said she didn't want "some basement dwelling loser"
That's a pretty reasonable request. The fact that you got all crazy, asking "oh yeah, what makes you so much better than basement dwelling losers?" over and over again, makes me think maybe it hit a little close to home

>>38391916
Dude, without knowing what the guy wants your question is equally worthless
What if I have musical talent to offer but the guy doesn't give a shit about that and wants a woman who knows how to I don't know, say cook. It depends

>>38391514
>if you have to ask you can't afford it

That's just sad. Most "fit," Girls think Lululemon is "expensive." Fit girls have low standards honestly.

>>38391939
>a woman who knows how to I don't know, say cook

I really fucked up the commas here but sorry my grammar in english sucks

>>38391920
Children of the Emperor

>>38391886
no, you claim you are an interesting person and more than just a wet hole. I'm asking you to elaborate on what it is that makes you an interesting person. But since you are so reluctant to respond with a concrete answer, I'm going to assume it's because you know deep down that you're lame as fuck.

>If he doesn't like what I have to offer it's up to him to reject me
>what I have to offer
from your previous post here >>38391649
you claim you have something to offer, I don't think you do. But I'm sure you "love yourself" so you won't actually elaborate lol

>>38391880
lol there are women out there with value beyond their vaginas, of course you retard.

she's claiming that she's an interesting person and that's the reason her boyfriend stays with her LOL

>>38391926
2 of those are good things and one is wrong you retard

>>38391911
Then that settles it. You see what triggered the anons here was they imagined you like that okcupid profile of the fat balding chick who demands anyone who sends her a msg to be 6"2, steady career, musclescand good looks. Its ridiculous and unrealistic so we view you as delusional and stuck up just like you view a 30 year old beta virgin who demands a 10\10 supermodel gf as pathetic. This is why you should clarify that your expectations are not far off you to avoid creating that picture I described before

>>38391945
I think status for fit girls might be a little different

Basically, let me think about this
You're a fit guy and you want a girl who shares your interest. Ok. Forget the girl for a second
As a fit guy what are the things you value? Who are the people you respect? What do they do? Try to emulate the people you respect, become a respectable fit man, and the fit girls will look up to you, respect you, and want to fuck you. You'll be high value for them

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>>38391920
First off, there's the Space Marines
Genetically and surgically enhanced warriors, wearing armor that multiplies their already prodigious strength, Space Marines are the most powerful forces the Imperium of Man has to offer. While they may live for hundreds of years, each Space Marine is destined to die in battle against the enemies of man.
Space Marines are divided into Chapters. Each Space Marine Chapter has their own colors, methods, and history. Pictured here are the Imperial Fists, an ancient Chapter that excels in siege-craft

>>38391979
lol this fuckin guy

>>38391954
What do they do?

>>38391958
>no, you claim you are an interesting person and more than just a wet hole


Really? Quote me on that.
I think I made it pretty clear that to some guys I'll probably be nothing more than a hole because I might not have what he values

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>>38391920
>>38391979
Then comes the Imperial Guard
Untold billiosn of humans from all across the galaxy make up the Imperial Guard. They hold back humanity's enemies through press of bodies and weight of fire
The average Guardsman doesn't live very long, but if one thing is cheap and abundant in the grim-dark 41st millennium, it's human life.

>>38391939
well no one gives a shit about your "musical talent" when there is itunes

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>>38391994
you must be baiting because I did quote you on that

>If he doesn't like what I have to offer it's up to him to reject me
>what I have to offer
from your previous post here >>38391649

>>38391987
They're a bunch of extremely loud drug addicted literal faggots, and all they do is destroy shit, worship the god of pleasure and fuck each other

>>38391794
>be guy
>all you want in the world is a qt who'll go to the rodeo with you
>'hi i'm stacey and I like birdwatching, synchronized swimming and mystery novels'
>'hi i'm madison and I like history tours, home brewing and tangrams'
>'hi i'm stephanie and I like block printing, geocaching and Pennsylvania Dutch quilting'
>not a single cowgirl
>go to /fit/ and complain how boring women are

>>38392015
How does that translate to "I'm an interesting person"?

>>38392030
dunno babe, use your little female brain and figure it out

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>>38391920
>>38391996
Then there's the Orks.
Orks are probably the most abundant life-form of the galaxy. A sentient fungus, they can live and thrive in almost any environment. Orks love one thing: fighting. If there's one thing better than whacking someone in the head, it's shooting them in the gob. Unless it's the other way around.
Orks could conquer the galaxy with ease, except that they love fighting too much. Why travel to a distant world to fight humans when there's other Orks right here you can fight? But eventually one Ork gets bigger and meaner than the others. When an Ork gets so big and tough that he can actually tell other Orks what to do, he's called a Warboss, and the mob or Orks he leads is called a Wauugh!. I not stopped quickly, a Wauugh! can grow incredibly large and powerful

>>38391964
Looks pretty short tho. Do you want your children to be manlets?

>>38392019
Not gonna lie, so far I'd go with these faggots
>>38391979
Sounds too... enlightened for me and >>38391996 is just a meat grinder

>>38391935
>mayb it hit a little close to home eh bud
Generic faggot. The question is, why shouldn't she have to settle for trash? It's the same question you would ask some beta male who wants an aryan goddess. Fucking whiteknight.

>>38392038
I'm decently tall, and she looks maybe a bit below average
She looks like she can bear healthy offspring anyway

>>38392036
I don't think I can
My little female brain has trouble wrapping itself around the concepts of autism

>>38392050
>The question is, why shouldn't she have to settle for trash?

Because I don't fucking WANT TO
and if any man thinks I'M trash he doesn't have to settle for me either

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>>38391920
>>38392037
Daemons
There is a universe parallel to our own. Called the Warp, or the Immaterium, it is not governed by physics or reason. It is a place of madness, seas of emotion, storms of hate. And it is full of Daemons
Daemons are made of the Warp, they are creatures of madness and pain. They come to our world to indulge in carnal pleasures beyond imagining, to spill rivers of blood, to destroys minds, to spread plague and pestilence.
Daemons are bad news

>>38392025
Yes, this is what I'm trying to say

>>38391627
She looks ugly as shit in all her other photos, check instagram.
She just got really lucky with this one and that's why Internet loves it

>>38392043
Yeah the faggots are pretty awesome
They use sound weapons and shit, hence being known as the galaxies loudest faggots

>>38392037
I like them

>>38392072
I like these too

How many armies are there in this game?

>>38392098
Imperium of Man has Imperial Guard, Space Marines, and Sisters of Battle. There are also Eldar and Dark Eldar, Orks, Necrons, Tau, Chaos Space Marines, and Tyranids.

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>>38391920
>>38392072
Chaos Space Marines
Space Marines who have rejected the Emperor of Man, and turned instead to the powers offered by Daemons.
When the might of a Space Marine is corrupted by Chaos, the evil unleashed is unlike anything the galaxy has ever seen. They are free to indulge pleasures that would destroy mortal men, or kill planets, or just whatever.

>>38392120
Tell me about the sisters
If there's an all girl one that isn't completely lame I'd feel contractually obligated to choose them

>>38392069
Because I don't wanna. Wow. This is how the bitch's brain works. She just says and has no reason behind it. Literally cuz i sed so. Your kids are gonna fucking LOVE you. Cunt.

>>38392126
I LIKE THAT

How do you actually play this thing? Do you just choose and get to start the carnage or do you have to level up to this point?

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>>38391920
>>38392126
Tyranids.
They come from another galaxy. They exist for one purpose; to turn life into more Tyranids. They eat all organic matter, and use that mass to create more of themselves. When they have stripped every atom of flesh from a planet, drunk it's seas, breathed it's atmosphere, they simply travel onward to the next planet. And then the next, and then the next.

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>>38392159
It's a tabletop wargame. You buy miniature plastic soldiers and paint them up however you want.

>>38392154
The brains of neurotypical people are literally that simple anon
Imagine that

Seriously how is that surprising? Why should I be with a man I don't want to be with? Better alone than in bad company

status

>>38392181
Yes
But then how do you play it
What's the plot and gameplay like

>>38392194
DICE MUTHAFUCKA

>>38392187
>im le NOOROTIPICAL
So you're an autist? No one cares. But at least you admit that you don't have a reason behind your thinking. Your head is an empty, damp cave of nothingness.

>>38391898
Eldar

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>>38391920
>>38392163
Tau
Technologically advanced, intellectually enlightened, the Tau have set out to spread the Greater Good throughout the galaxy.
If you aren't cool with that, then clearly your existence is not part of the Greater Good. Terribly sorry about this, but they are gonna shoot you with plasma rifles and stomp you with robots until you are no longer an obstacle. Feel free to submit to the Greater Good at any point though, the Tau Empire will find a use for you.

>>38392207
Nope, you're the autist
And you're not even the smart kind of autist
You seem to be barely capable of basic reading comprehension

>>38392204
BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENS

So far it does indeed seem like the coolest part of this game is reading it
And so far I'd choose the fallen space marines

>>38392221
>no u
>ur dumb
Shut up, cunt.

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>>38392194
You have your army of little plastic dudes, your opponent has his. You agree to objectives at the beginning of the game, be they "take this objective" or "kill your opponent's general" or what have you. Then you take turns moving your little dudes around the table. When you your dudes to fight the other dudes, you roll dice to simulate shooting or punching.
Different dudes have different stats. A shitty Guardsman with a shovel will need to roll a very high number to hurt a Greater Daemon of Ass-Fucking, but that Daemone only needs to roll a very low number to squash that Guardsman flat.

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>>38391920
>>38392219
Necrons
Necrons were the first species to conquer the galaxy, and don't you forget it. Untold millenia ago, the entire Necron race transferred their souls into immortal machine bodies. Then they slumbered, deep under the surface of the worlds they controlled. Which was most of the worlds.
Now they're waking up, and they want their fucking galaxy back.

>>38392248
But you know damn well someone has a story of that series of fuck-lucky rolls that led to a Greater Daemon's demise at the hands of some plucky Hiveworld fuck with an e-tool

>>38392248
Oh right
Huh
Sounds kind of meh
Like yu-gi-oh with dice
Basically the duke devlin episodes

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>>38391920
>>38392266
Eldar
Thousands of years ago Eldar were big shit. They controlled most of the galaxy, and were living high on the hog. Really, really high. So high that their excess and deparvity bubbled up in the Warp, and grew their until it turned into a new god, the birth of which ripped open reality and killed most of the Eldar
So the Eldar that were smart enough or lucky enough to be nowhere near their homeworld when that happened are what's left. Remants of a once great empire, they fight to maintain their race, and take back what's rightfully theirs. Which is everything. Except that big whole in space where their homeworld used to be, they don't like to talk about that.

why does this weird robot game have such nice artwork?

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>>38392276
Oh yeah, and the little plastic soldiers are stupid expensive too. And a game takes like five hours. I love Warhammer 40k, but I don't play it. I just read the novels and talk about it online.

>>38392266
Hmm I like
Sounds like their motivation is the same as >>38392308 but the Eldar got out of power out of their own dumbassery so sucks to be them they don't deserve to get it back

But so far I think I'm with the evil marine dudes here still

>>38392276
there are also 2 dozen video games with a couple of them being legitimately good. space marine being a favorite of many people
there are also tons of tabletop rpgs if that's your cup of tea
and a few good board games like chaos in the old world, forbidden stars, space hulk and the card game version space hulk death angel

>>38392138
>since no one is speaking up
The SoB are a group of nuns with guns that rock corsets and bitchslap heretics with chain swords. Though they are a entity within the Imperium of humanity, the work for the Ecclesiarchy to enforce the word of the god emperor

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>>38391920
>>38392308
Dark Eldar.
You know how I said the only Eldar that survived were the ones far away from the homeworld? Yeah, that's not 100% true. There's some others
Some Eldar that even at the height of their race's depravity and excess wanted to go a little further. They built a secret base for themselves in a pocket dimension between reality and the Warp, and that's how they survived.
They love it their, doing space drugs, fucking, cutting their arms off and replacing them with better arms, making slaves fight to the death and then killing the winner anyway because they forgot why they were making the slaves fight. It's just grand
But every now and then, the Dark Eldar need some more slaves, or wanna fuck someone up just for fun, or are just bored, and then they leave their safe nest. And if you're on the planet the Dark Eldar chose for fun-times, you're fucked.

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>>38391920
>>38392364
Sisters of Battle
When the Ecclesiarchy was formed to spread the worship of the God Emperor of Man, their founding charter was very specific: no man in the Ecclesiarchy may wield weapons
Yeah, you see the loophole. Sisters of Battle are holy warriors. Where the Space Marines have their genetic and surgical alterations, and the Imperial Guard have their sheer numbers, the Sisters of Battle have a far more potent weapon. They march into battle armed with an absolute, unwavering faith in the God-Emperor of Man. Sisters worship the Emperor the best way they know how: SETTING ALL OF HIS ENEMIES ON FIRE.
They'll also hear your confession. You don't have anything to confess, do you?

>>38392354
Oh so it is also a normal multiplayer game? Cool. Won't play it but cool
And yeah so far I'm with the marines too, although the evil ones. Guess I'm a normie

>>38392355
Lame :/

>>38392364
Haha what the fuck
I like degeneracy but even that is too much

>>38392420
The lore is aight, but they get fucked over in codexes(rule books) and are inconsistent with other armies

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>>38392408
last one, Adeptus Mechanicus.
These dues are all about technology. Repairing it, maintaining it, finding lost technology, replacing all of their body with machine because flesh is weak and useless.
Technology is their thing. No, really, it's theirs. Give it to them, you don't know what your'e doing and would probably just break it.

>>38392442
sounds like /g/

>>38392442
Thanks anon
But wait which one is >>38391954 then?

So ok if I played warhammer 40k my choice would be the fallen space marines
the second choice would fags that anon described
And the third the necrons

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>>38392489
I forgot to say, Chaos Space Marines are divided into groups like regular Space Marines are. Emperor's Children are one of the original groups of Chaos Space Marines
They have a special unit called Noise Marines, who fight by playing music so loud and obscene that it kills you

>>38392511
That's kinda gay and reminds me of saints row

I'll take regular chaos space marines then
This was fun

>>38392442
>those warhound class titans
muh dic

>>38392072
>>38392126
>>38392364
These pokemans seen to be the best

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>>38392442
>>38392578
I forgot to mention an important thing about the Mechanicus. They're part of the Imperium of man, they maintain and build the technology that people use.
So if you're in the 40k universe, and you need tech support, you call a freaky cyborg who'll chastise you for not treating the machine with enough reverence, explain that only he is capable of performing the correct rituals to ensure proper operation, then he'll burn a bunch of incense and turn it off and then on again.

>thread about women turn into thread about WH40K
>thread about women turn into thread about bread
>thread about women turn into thread about hamsters
I love how /fit/ -which has a majority of users lifting in hopes to get women, women are always secondary to literally everything else

>>38392704
what 40k army do you play?

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>>38391599
>It has now occured to me that we are so inundated with female hate on this board we now pose as females reinforcing branch swinging, red pill idealogies.

>>38391603
WHY are you on 4chan?

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>>38392729
That's not what the thread is about anymore, try to keep up

>>38392692
Sounds inseffurable
Exactly like /g/

>>38392755
I came here when I was 12 and never quite made it out completely
Has some looooong absences but still come here to talk to people

>>38392704
/fit/ does have a short attention span
Shitposting is just too fun

>>38392758
Oops I mean insufferable
Holy dyslexia

>>38392692
>>38392442

How do they feel about Tau since they kind of seem to be techfags too?
And the Necron, since they successfully turned themselves into immortal machines wouldn't these guys kind of want to suck their disks?

>>38392838
Please respond I want to know

>>38392838
tech priests are imperium, their opinion doesn't matter because if they display a favorable towards xeno scum then they are heretics

>>38393006
So if they get a necron enemy they won't even fondle it lovingly or anything?

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>>38392974
The Tau are big on Artificial Intelligence, which is completely banned in the Imperium. And most of their technology functions of known principles that humanity has at least some understanding of. In other words, BORING. So most of the Mechanicus isn't too fond of them. Of course, there's always rogue elements who love technology too much to be constrained by dumb rules like "no robots"
The Mechanicus is super interested in Necron technology. It's got all sorts of strange properties and functions on unknown principles, and the Mechnicus is very curious about it.
There's plenty of stories of humans uncovering still sleeping Necrons, and the Mechanicus coming in and accidentally waking them up during their investigations

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>>38393006
You gotta remember that the Imperium needs the Mechanicus to function. So a Tech-Pirest gets way more leniency to investigate xenos tech, whereas a regular human would probably just get shot for saying nice things about an alien gun
>>38393061
They will fondle it for as long and as hard as they can

>>38393084
>They will fondle it for as long and as hard as they can


Lmao cool
Thanks

>>38392729
> I can't think for myself so here's a meme

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>>38393688

I personally like a physique like classic Arnold or Zyzz with a big cock. Must have sex everyday

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To get this thread back on topic, from a woman's perspective, what is the most attractive 40k army for a man to play?
Female /fit/anons, if you had to choose a man to go on a date with and the only piece of info you had was which Warhammer 40k army they played, which would you pick?
>>38391979
>>38391996
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>>38392308
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>>38392408
>>38392442

>>38393768
Dude here, but probably either the Custodes or Inquisition. Custodes because those glimmery fucks are basically /fit/ and /fa/.

Inquisition because power and wealth, plus that "Inquisition here. Fuck you." Vibe they let off.

>>38391622
Good lad

>>38393836
Custodes aren't even out yet. And they're gonna be a Horus Heresy army, not 40k.

>>38391622

lol i wouldn't respect a guy simply on the basis that he has a good job and makes money.

i respect people who respect themselves and me, and i do not respect people who do not respect themselves and/or me.

>>38391499
A guy that lifts, is mildly attractive at the least, and isnt an asshole.

My standards arent ridiculously high.

This might seem like a dumb question, but how does one respect themself and respect others? What exactly does that involve

>>38393880
Shit, srrs? I thought they were bringing them out now. I don't play myself though; just a lore reading faggot.

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>>38393925
They're coming "soon". They've been coming out "soon" for awhile now though. They played a big role in the destruction of Prospero, Forgeworld is gonna do a big release of Custodes, Sisters of Silence, Space Wolves, and Thousand Sons when they get to that.

I'm fucking psyched for Sisters of Silence

So does anything even work in the 40k earlier universe?
I mean I know it's dark and chaotic, but for the future everyone seems pretty oblivious to how maintain or improve computers and stuff...

>>38391863
I'll pick you up at a bar

>>38391499
Money is king, just like any other girl.

>>38394201
improving the great works of the omnissiah is grounds for heresy, don't let the priest here you speak of that

>>38391499
I've been seeing this good looking fitness girl (she finished 2nd at a fitness competition) for few months. And honestly I don't know what she sees in me. I'm 28 y.o, I live with my mom, I work Security and I'm short (5'7). My physique is decent and I'm alright looking with a decent sized cock, which is the only good things going on for me. She has her own place, makes decent money and has a kid (she's a great mother).

I have a feeling it's because I'm older than her, she is 3 years younger than me. Also I'm very honest about things which might turn her on. I literally don't care. If she asks what I am doing, I'm telling her I am at home playing CS:GO if I am. I've told her I don't go out alot and I'm mostly just at home. Never tried and make up stories just to appear more outgoing and impressive to her.
I'm not doing this PUA game with her, and I have a feeling that's what making her attracted to me. She told me guy's fall in love with her too easily without even knowing her and are such tryhards. I never did that. I'm just me.

If she wasn't so outgoing and had a kid, I'd probably try have a serious relationship with her. Right now we mostly see each other every two weeks and fuck. That's about it. I go there and sleep there, then I go home the next day and we don't talk for another two weeks.

She looks like the girl on the right on your picture. Just less bitchy.

thread is surreal just a reminder vidya is more important than women

>>38394449
>vidya is more important than women

we are on the 'ch0n after all, breh

>>38394440

It's pretty simple really...women with kids immediately drop out of the "high calibre" tier. It doesn't matter how good looking or rich she is, having kids demotes you to a lower demographic of mates.

Go to a city like downtown NY or San Francisco and look at some of the power couples. These are all high calibre people with money, status and ambition and they stick together. It takes a lot to break into that.

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>>38394440
>and has a kid (she's a great mother)
well, there is your answer. She might of realized she just want to have a warm household for her kid and herself. Chances are you are going to stay with her given she is above your league, at least thats what she thinks

>>38394788
also notice that the step dad arrow is pointing in your direction

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>>38391499
Pic related

>>38393768
I want a guy I can rely on, y'know? A provider, someone who cares, someone who can bring my smile back when I'm down. I'd go out with a Plague Marine, because he'd understand the drive to experience something truly eternal and the wellspring that is the love of Grandfather Nurgle.

>>38391499
Most /fit/ girls are pretty shallow tbqh.. so basically dick size, muscles and money. In reverse priority order.

>>38391703
tau is overkill mane

>>38394440
Nice, have you taken your wife's son to the movies lately?

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>>38393883
Hard to show this kind of qualities to her if she does not approach to you for being an average looking guy.


What are your thoughts on this guy, girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHizW4PLw2Q

>>38391567
>We don't like people we can't respect
So that's why girls don't like each other

/fit/ girls look for men who dont ask what /fit/ girls are looking for in a man

The ability to eat my cooking and give me feedback on how it tastes without me having to worry that he'll get fat.

thread about what women want becomes a 40k thread.

A small amount of faith in humanity has been restored.

>>38394962
*in ascending order

>>38391499

all this roasties on MY /fit/!!! NORMIE SCUM GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38391622

post her pics mate

>>38395357

How about faith in the Emperor, you heretical fuck

>>38391506
underrated post

If money is so important to women, why did my crush not have sex with me when I told her I have lots of money?

Check mate, atheists.

>>38392084
what's her instagram? I doubt it, she's fit and has really large, round eyes.

>>38395483
/sincerely.lyn/

>>38391506
The game was rigged from the start

>>38391599

> it's impossible that it was an actual female
>it must be a male trying to subvert the masses!

back to tumbler

>>38395475
Not all girls are like the typical cliché. She's an unshaved hippie, right?

>>38395059
Precisely

>>38391499
money

>>38393768
Uhhh I think Mechanicus
The least attractive would be any of the Eldars

>>38395800

Middle aged jap, actually. Bitch fucking hates me. Not good feels, really.

>>38393883
What's respect?

>>38391599
Dude, not dating someone you don't respect is pretty standard human behavior unless you're some kind of damaged person

>>38391720
>why do they always go for the asshole
You know, people act differently in different situations. I'm usually nicer to my SO than to strangers/other people in general

>>38392084
She's an objective 6.5/10, cosplayer and streamer, all of which makes the internet think she's obtainable and therefore a 10/10 in their eyes.

>>38391768
Why are you so angry

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>>38394788
single forever please

>>38395871
He got triggered

>>38395884
:(

>>38391499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVqJQyeMSI

Its covered in this 1m video

>>38394440
You have a MILF fuckbuddy. Don't read too much into that.

>>38395475
Because you're boring as shit.

>>38396030
Girls don't have fucking sex with personality, otherwise most of us here would swimming in puss

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>>38394201
>but for the future everyone seems pretty oblivious to how maintain or improve computers and stuff...
Oh yeah, it's a huge problem for humanity. They're basically coasting off the technological advances humans made centuries earlier.
They very rarely come up with an actual improvement on their own, most of their advancement comes from rediscovering lost technology.

>>38396072
Yes they fucking do
You guys have shit personalities
/fit/ is one of the most annoying autistic boards
And I frequent /r9k/ so for you guys to be worse than them it takes some fucking skill

>>38391603
>>38391649
>>38391567

falling for the bait. someone's surely having a giggle here.

>>38396030

What makes for an exciting personality?

>>38396253
My posts aren't bait
My heart is 100% pure

>>38396281
Decisiveness.

>>38396160
>And I frequent /r9k/

opinion discarded

>>38396342

That's bullshit. I am as decisive as they come. That hasn't helped so far.

>>38396367
You're also decisively obnoxious
Try being pleasant to be around

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>>38391709
Sometimes I wish I were a little girls.

>>38391499
money? the ability to support her and tolerate her horseshit?

>>38396380

I'm very nice, considerate, polite and helpful. I'm a little shy, but always engage with genuine interest.

>>38396430
Define a little shy
When I hear that it doesn't seem to match with being decisive at all

>>38396448

I don't like talking to people I don't know, so I keep to myself unless someone interesting comes around.

Also known as awkward.

>>38396473
>Also known as awkward.
This is why you fail.

>>38396473
Yeah no sorry dude awkward and decisive don't match
You have to be sure of what you want what you're doing and what you're saying

>>38396490

But that's the whole point on the question that led into this circular bologna.

How to bee myself but not display negative charisma.

>>38396516
Just be easy and relaxed around people
There's no need to second guess yourself during your interactions so just go with gusto

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>>38396393
In my opinion, 40k's biggest failing is that they have no little girl army

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>Stomped all the belligerent gits down south
>Time to scrap with some humies

Green is best

>>38396536
>>38396500

I know what I want and what I'm doing and saying, women just don't respond positively to me for some reason.

I know it's my fault for getting stuck in a perpetual series of oneitis.

>>38391499
>I go to Zumba class twice a week, squat the bar 10x10, run 2 miles, and use the hip abductor and adductor for 30 minutes. OMG I'm so fit!

>>38391499
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

>>38396550
I bet you can find some pixiv art that would satisfy your fetish.

>>38392221
Jesus dude you sound so fucking mad and retarded at the same time.

Do you hook up with girls you dont want to hook up with? Probably not, because peope have relationships with people they like being around, because they like some combination of this persons looks and personality.

I just dont get why youre sooo fucking mad at a random anon on a mongolian tapestry board simply because shes saying she doesnt want to be around people she doesnt like..?

Not even trying to whiteknight, youre literally sperging out over nothing.

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>>38396633

>>38396717
You quoted the wrong person I think

>>38391714
>HEIGHT
>FACE
>FRAME

Bingo.

>>38391714
>$$$$$$
>$$$$
>$$$$$

She will appreciate the financial resources and security, but that won't supplant physical attraction. She is hard-wired to seek the best genetic specimens. (See: alpha fux, beta bux.)

>>38391499
>>38391514
>>38391567
>>38391603
>>38391622
>>38391635
>>38391649
>>38391712
>>38391714
Alright you fucking Autistic man children, it's time to settle this rationally like men instead of acting like bitter tumblr feminists.

Women truly don't know what they want
Depending on the girl, she might be super materialistic and desires stability so she might say she wants a wealthy man to be with
Maybe she's super shallow and wants a man that looks 10/10
But the minute she's bored with them
she'll look elsewhere because want women truly desire is escapism from reality and boredom
Woman are attracted to guys who are fun, spontaneous and hilarious. A man who can laugh at anything especially himself with out the self loathing. It's a fascinating and mysterious world to them that they want to be a part of
Also a man who has ambition and puts his goals first before her and other woman.

Stop crying about about women and focus on goals /fit/ and they'll come after
Be a man, strive for happiness in you not others

>>38395446
Faith in the Emperor was never lost you shit

>>38396965

You know that's bullshit. You basically just said "Be Chad and contradict yourself"

>Be me
>See thread, has high image count
>Clearly a secondary high test thread given the subject
>I am disappoint to find thread full of 40K images.

>>38391926
Boobs aren't small, just compressed by bathing suit

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>>38397034
high test 40k thread?

>>38396430
Bro no one who calls himself nice is actually nice. You're probably a frustrated whiny asswipe

>>38391599
Hating women is just part of the bantz, yah nancy

>>38399006

Frustrated, yes. Whiny, not really. I don't call myself nice, it's all I ever hear anyone else say about me.

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>>38391499
this.

Peace out, time for deadlift.

>>38396965
The funniest guys I've known were never good with women. And the guys who were most successful with women (had the hottest girlfriends, were basically never single, had hot girls lusting after them while in a relationship etc) were never particularly funny.

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Lets pretend you're attractive and have no problems getting girls for a moment.

Would you prefer a girl with a way above average, close to perfection face but tiny chest or just a nice face and the chest size of your dreams?

>>38396965
Wow good post. Book of pook?

>>38400492

I like small boobs; The first in literally perfect.

>>38400492
Is this like a RPG character creator? I'd like to distribute more points to hip width. Chest is not crucial. Nice tits are a massive bonus if you're already attractive otherwise, but narrow hips are an outright dealbreaker that makes the other parts irrelevant. Pretty sure my babies will have large heads and this is me just making sure I don't kill a woman by impregnating her. Just looking out for you here, nothing self-serving about it.

For the record I feel like women with pretty but not "beautiful" faces are better suited for a serious relationship. Model faces trigger my slut alarm, as do narrow hips now that I think about it. Breast size doesn't factor in this first glance judgement, no worries there.

>>38400492
The chest size of my dreams is flat, so I don't know how to answer that

>>38391499
Face
Height
Frame
Low bf
Muscle
Money
Above average cock

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>>38400492
I'm into...

1. Small chest, teen girl style.
2. Proportional size.

...so there's no problem. Actually, a cute face and a nice personality is more important for me than chest/ass.

>>38391589
in this case she's actually being honest

A better question, how do I get a twink slave?

>>38400567
>>38400664
>>38400865
pedophiles reported. enjoy your ban :)

>>38400492
perfect face basically what this anon said >>38400865

>>38400865
>personality is more important
i value character above everything else. are you me?

>>38391499
Cash

>>38391499

You guys are putting the /fit/ pussy on a pedestal.

Take it from someone who's always trying to "fuck up" in terms of hotness with each new GF. Once you get that fit cutie and you're with her long enough you brain starts to see this 10/10 as a a 9/10, 8/10, 7/10 over time.

That's just human nature. You'll never truly satisfy yourself with looks alone. Am I saying don't go for those babes? No! Just don't come back here and create a whiny thread after you've reached your goals and they no longer satisfy you.

>>38400935

I like older women, silly. Smaller breasts last longer.

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>>38401045
>are you me?
I don't know. Obviously if she's fat because she's too lazy, or smoke, I'd never be into her. It's hard to respect a girl who don't respect her own body.

>>38396997
women want CHAD

>>38401157
>she's too lazy
doesnt that fit into the personality/character category? and who in their right mind would want to share their life with a suicidal being?
>can change, chooses not to cause lazy
>health >> looks (dont care if chubby or skeleton, but please no 400lbs smelly whales)

>>38401381
>who in their right mind would want to share their life with a suicidal being?
You'd be surprised. Here where I live even the fattest and ugliest girl have a tremendous ego. Even if she's the most uneducated girl in the world, she will keep believing that every guy would kiss her feets because of whatever.

>>38400492
Second. I love fat titties. Could I get some awesome fucking hips to go with that?

>>38391499
what do they look for in a man? well, its simple, to be a damn man...there is no deeper logic.

>>38402131
That's a tautology contained in the question, you're not answering the question. You're not being deep. If you thought you were you must have low IQ.

>>38391499
Girls. Are. Not. Worth. The. Time.

Learn these words. Work for your mind, not your dick. Women are worthless.

>>38400492
I prefer the girl that doesn't lie to me or make my life harder.

>>38391499
$

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>>38391499
>HEIGHT
>FACE
>FRAME
>PIZZA

>>38400492
I lile small to medium sized tits desu

>>38394788
Oh fuck I just turned 27 and this hit close to home.

Hey guys,

First time poster long time Tyranid here. I'm currently evolving a subcarapace to increase my exoskeletal strength but I'm unclear on nutritional intake based upon species assimilated.

Am I supposed to be doing 5x Spawns or should I be regressing back towards a larval stage and restarting my build up again?

Any tips would be appreciated and I thank you in advance, all praise to the broodlords.

>>38391603

>I know what I don't want and I don't want some basement dwelling boring loser

So... you're not interested in girls. What about guys though?

>>38392025
Fucking come to Canada, specifically Alberta or any other prairie province.

I can't fucking find a girl who isn't a redneck or full-on cowgirl, and older than 21.

>>38403503
Dude there's been so much new DNA acquired since you started, younger biomorphs are already ahead of you and the gap is only gonna get wider.
Pitch yourself into a digestion pit so your biomass can be reused in new organisms ASAP, or settle for permanent Lictorlet status.