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Some of you might have seen the Olympic athlete with red circles on their body. This is called cupping, driving blood to that area as a way to speed recovery.
I'd like to share with you an even better way to accomplish the same thing, and I've been using it with the athletes I train on a daily basis. I call it "Mosquito Cupping™". You place dozens of mosquitoes in a sealed cup and open the cup while pressing on the sore body part (there are many ways to catch them).
We've had amazing results. Notice your skin during your next mosquito bite. The area becomes red, rushed full of blood even if you don't touch it. Imagine this times 100. As long as you don't scratch it, the itch goes away quickly. The soreness or stiffness that area has goes away too.
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fucking kill yourself
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just use a penis pump
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>he isn't mosquito leech cup stacking
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>>38390115
>not cupping with leeches being mosquito cupped
Are you even trying?
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>>38390115
get on my level fag. i'm simultaneously running a deer tick stack.
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>>38389864
>2016
>Not using activated Mosquitos
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>>38389864
>2016
>not letting a snake eat your dick off for maximum blood efficiency.
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>>38389864
>Phelps fell for the cupping meme
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>>38390547
i see
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It's so late I need some mosquito succ
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Nice idea OP
>go camping in summer
>sweat vigorously, cover your body in raw meat and honey
>fall asleep in the open for a few hours
>wake up looking like the michelin man
>athletic performance increased by 762%
>can leap over walls and scale buildings like spiderman
anyone want to test for results? I'm guessing a bench improvement of at least 2.5x
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>>38389864
I do this with a vacuum cleaner lol
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>not shoving mosquitoes up you're ass Japanese porn style for faster recovery from the homo sex
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>>38390547
Underrated
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>>38391079
>get attacked by bear
>test boost triples your bench
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