What should I say? Help me /fit/

>>38385286

Pizza
Stacey
Who gives a fuck about music lel

>>38385286
>Food: Your pussy
>Person: You
>Song: X Gon' Give It To Ya

>>38385286
Chicken, you, and What More Can I Say, by the Temptations.

>>38385286
Peanut butter, bear grylls, The growlers - Badlands

>>38385286

Sauerkraut, nobody with your name and Deutschland, Deutschland Über Alles.

>>38385393
mein neger

>>38385286
can i make it three types of food instead of other useless choices?

>>38385286
Bamboo leaves so I could weave a noose and hang myself for having to waste my time on a shitskin like you

Would probably listen to What Am I Doing Here Pt.1 by Chicane, remixed by Walsh & McAuley

what responses would a girl actually be interested in?
all of these so far are troll responses.

autismo here, if a girl ever did talk to me and asked me this question, what should i say?

whipped cream, you, and "let's get it on" by marvin gaye

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hijacking, messaged this grill a week after not responding, wat do??

>>38385621
say "taking you to pound town"

>>38385600
The troll responses. Girls actually love shitposting

>>38385286
Right answer inc
>Pasta and wine
>You
>Nate Dogg - It's Going Down Tonight

>>38385621
the downfall of the bourgeois

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>>38385615
You win anon

>>38385724
"Your ass."

>>38385724
i'd rather die of starvation having made love to you for hours upon hours while stranded on that island than survived for longer with other choices

or go with the basic "your ass" or "your pussy" responses she's obviously fishing for

Soylent or something like it is the best answer

>>38385724
We're on a desert island so we're probably not going to survive anyway, at least once the cream ran out we'd die happy ;)

>>38385761
Yea, bring that first line
Will work if she's a virgin browsing 4chan

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>>38385812
>that beta ending
kys fgt

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>Cheesecake
>Taylor Swift
>"Red" by Taylor Swift

>>38385724

>I'm only tiny

What did she mean by this?

>>38385931
she has a feminine penor :^)

>>38385724
let's be honest your ass

>>38385286
chickenbreast
scooby
right said fred "too sexy"

>>38385681
underrated

>>38385346
fuck i thought the same for the first two

>>38385621
>"If you were an archeologist"

>>38385931
Cannibalism

>>38385792
soylent is shit, honestly just drink whole milk and save yourself the time and effort and money

>inb4 lactose intolerant untermensch

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>>38385286
>chicken tendies
>my waifu daki
>no love (deep web)

>>38385393
SCHLAAAAAND

>>38385286
what the hell kinda name is kainaat

>>38385680
you were so strong until you picked Its Going Down Tonight. Might I suggest Party We Will Throw Now by Warren G w/ Nate Dogg and The Game?

Mainly for the "big girls put on small clothes" line

>>38385621
'seizing the means of production'

>>38385286
food: your fur burger
person: you dummy XD
song: your moans as you take my fat cock

Beef ribs
My little sister and two samoyeds
Tough one, but either Xanthe (Allen & Envy vs. Mark W Rework) by Graeme Harrison or El Gordo by Andres Sanchez.

>>38386157
this

>>38385724
"Oh you're just fine, I'm on a cut anyway"

>>38385286

>Beef
>Taylor Swift
> Darude - Sandstorm

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Mutant Mass, Rich Piana, Pumping Iron

Tincture of Peppermint and Clove, don't want sand fleas
u bb goyl
Funky Dealer from the JSRF soundtrack

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>>38386073
I HOPE YOURE HAPPY

>>38386270
god damn you're late

E I G H T S C O O P S
The man who left mankind behind
I Just Wasn't Made For These Times - Beach Boys

>>38386270
>>38386270
what is this supposed to show?

never used tinder, did you type the same message to all those girls?

>>38386270
those are all hot matches though. nice

>>38385724
Sand

>>38386270
>tfw no billie-rae or dana gf

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>>38385286
"Why the fuck are you asking me these stupid questions you subhuman piece of shit? Do I fucking fill up your inbox with equally useless shit in the faint hope that another human will respond and justify my pathetic little existence? If you ever wondered why females were denied the vote for the most of human history, you are a symptom of that very fucking reason, you vapid airhead fucktoy. Since you are clearly dull morally, and perverse intellectually, please refrain from defacating in my inbox in future. I never want to lick your putrid vagina so fuck back off to whatever shithole third world country you come from and die of aids. I swear to god if you message me again i will hunt you down and murder every existing family member that was shat out of the hole of ur proverbial ancestors. Youve been warned".

>treat em mean, keep em keen boys

>>38386270

>>38386398
Other than the acne that girl is still pretty attractive.

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>>38386270
Cont.

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>>38386440
One more.

>>38386270
>>38386440
>>38386453
You match with these girls and dont get any replies?
Damn, guess tinder really is shit
That or theyve all heard your pasta before

>>38386481
I thought I was rolling in it when I had 8 messages from bitches. Then I found out that my hippo coworker had 60+ dudes talking to her. She wouldn't even talk to 90% of them because of X. Think she used them as a confidence booster to eat more cake.

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>>38386398
HNGGG her hair

>>38385286
Onigiri, th one punch man intro and my waifu pillow

>>38385303
>>38385303
>>38385303
>>38385303

>>38385318
>you're hurting me baby

>>38385346
>Peanut butter, bear grylls, The growlers - Badlands

>Not Empty Bones.

Disappointed.

>>38386323
best answer desu
lost my shit

>>38386292
>not piana man by elton john

>>38387716
Billy Joel you pleb

>>38385286
Boneless skinless chicken breast
Simone Biles
Possum Kingdom by the Toadies

>>38386440
>That Marie
ayylmao looks like a Marie I know, where do you live breh

>>38386453
>>38386440
>>38386270

looks like /fit/ has to come up with a new tinder pasta

>>38386681
when they dont reply, send "...Guys?"

>>38387812
>implying it wasn't around for years before tinder
summer fag pls go back to school already