Hey anon, it's the weekend, you can lay off your strict diet

how about I lay you off instead bb

>tfw invited to pizza party tomorrow
I haven't had food I didn't prepare myself in over 6 months, I guess I can have a day off, right bros?

>>38379255
Just do some cardio tomorrow and drink lots of water. Try not to eat more than 2 or 3 slices as well.

>>38379228
I'm not autistic I know how to eat socially.

Plus that bitch is not even attractive. Fuck off.

Do normies really quit their diet just because it's the weekend?

>>38379273
This

>>38379255
you're gonna feel sick later on after eating it
Probably won't feel great the next day either.
Just minimize the damage and dont eat a lot, and wash it down with water

>>38379228

>lol im such a nerd btw can you take a photo of me for instagram?

bitch eat your cake

one slice of red velvet cheesecake from the chesecake factory has between 1,200 and 1,500 calories

>>38379228

Strict diet? Bitch I am eating pizza.

Pizza its fucking healthy by the way.

It has four of the major food groups.

Grains, dairy, meats, and veggies.

Especially if you home make it and dont pig out.

>>38379228
I'd bet that chick has some long toes with hands like that

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>>38379300
>Plus that bitch is not even attractive. Fuck off.

She's pretty cute

>>38379440
I'm not even the "pointy elbows would not bang" neckbeard and I think you have pretty low standards senpai.

The girl is pretty basic and those girls in your picture look absolute average.

>>38379382
how the fuck is that even possible to cram so many calories into a single piece of cake

"Wow you never talked to me before" (gains must be working, maybe if I get some pussy out of this Zyzz will understand)

>>38379399

Contain your autism

>>38379382
Wtf!! I'm going this Sat and can't back out
Wtf am I suppose to eat? I'm on a cut

>>38379228

>Oh my God, is that red velvet?
>...and lead us not into temptation, I have to stay strong, but deliver us from gains goblins. Amen.

Again what is the point of these stupid fucking threads? Are you all downies or what?

>>38379507

No fuck you.

>>38379570
Tomatoes are fruits btw

>>38379516
Just don't eat cheesecake. It's a restaurant, not a dessert parlor.

>>38379516

Go to salad & have your friends & family think youre a fag

>>38379251
A-are you gonna fire me?

>>38379400

>implying long toes aren't god-tier

enjoy your hobbit bb genetics

>>38379588
No it's not

>those problem glasses

Fuck. Off.

>>38379594
>>38379592
I'll try to stick to a chicken or fish meal, damn I really want a cheesecake though. Been on a 5 month cut

>>38379228
Shoo! Shoo! Gains Goblin!

If you train enough it gets to the point where you can eat basically whatever you want and still stay lean. Some of the best pro athletes eat like chit and drink alcohol all the time, and you would never know it.

>>38379507
Kek. Said in a thread filled with faggots crying about some pizza on the weekend.
If people here weren't so terrified of cardio a bit of pizza and a few beers on the weekend with friends is going to do literally nothing to you.

>>38380129
Then eat a piece of cake you autist! What do you think is going to happen if cake touches your lips?

her smile says "fun time party"

her glasses say "eternally triggered"

what do bros

>>38379255
dont eat today and sneak off to vomit during the party

>>38381493
>bulimia.jpg

imagine if someone saw him

>its for gains
>you wouldnt understand

>>38379228
Fuck that, you know I've always hated cake.

>>38379255
Nice eating disorder bro

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>>38379601
Apex zozzle

>>38381477
Smash the feminism out of her

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>>38379228
>"Only if you feed me."

>>38379228
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>38379399
>Eating grains

Why do you annoy me so much /fit/
Do any of you still eat grains?

>>38379325
Yes. This is why they're normies.

>>38379461
>The girl is pretty basic and those girls in your picture look absolute average.

I read that as "absolute sabotaged"

>>38379601
Top kek

I dont get this meme, I can eat ~2800kcal and maintain my weight so why would I not be able to eat a slice of cake or a pizza ? I can still hit my protein goal for the day and stay under my TDEE...

>>38383622
Ha!

>>38379228
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>38379255
>went out to eat pizzas with some normies
>ordered the thin crust meat lovers with no BBQ sauce and extra meat
>ate all the toppings and left all the pizza dough

Its times like this where I question if people on this board even lift.

>>38384556
topkek

>>38379228
You people are overreacting, one slice of cake won't melt away your gains and make your next workout embarrassing to watch. Just do some more cardio tomorrow to burn it off.

You DO do cardio, right /fit/?

>>38379382
Source.

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>>38380129
I've been cutting for 3 months. Had a cupcake the other day and felt like killing myself, because of how to cupcake made me feel, and because I know no matter how much I try to downplay it, I still failed.
You have been warned.

>>38379255
Yes, don't be autistic and obsessed, just do some extra the same day and the next and you will burn it all.

>>38381435

anon a lot of those pros are on gear
gear allows that type of eating