What's the name of the Asian "Chad"? What does he eat?

>>38378815
Chado eats NOODLES while you WORKU at the GYMU

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>>38378815
wtf is up with his pasty ass face

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>>38378815

Bing wang

focc yor bich

>>38378823
He didn't spray tan that part

>>38378815
Mike Chang

Chang
He eats bittersweet chicken

>>38378838
>>38378845
Chang isn't really a Chad name though, just reminds me of the creepy Chinese dude in Community.

It'd have to sound like it was from Mortal Kombat or some shit, Like Ryo or Riku.

RIKU eats NOODLES and RICE and fucks QT asians while you count MACROS and perform DIDDLIES

Ken short for Kenji

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Literally "Chul" as dictated by Chul Soon

Lee

It's Jackie Chad.

>>38378862

Frank Yang

Hung Lo is chinese chad

>>38378838
>>38378901
Frank and Mike sound like white names

Jeffu Seidu

>>38378862
Riku is a girl's name you idiot.

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>>38378916

k

ryu means dragon in japanese and is a pretty alpha name.

>>38378926
http://www.babynamewizard.com/name-list/japanese-boys-names-most-popular-names-for-boys-in-japan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Blood%2B_characters#Riku_Miyagusuku

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Kingdom_Hearts#Riku

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino%27s_Journey#Characters

or maybe it's unisex and i have sources to prove it, sorry your favourite anime had a girl called riku and you can't use google.

>>38378815
Chang Thunderwang

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>>38379154
bravo sir

>>38378880

Wtf that guy looks like he takes 8 scoops a day

The asian Chad doesn't lift at all, he looks like those Korean k-pop dancers and wears very tight (((trendy))) clothes that highlight his stick-like build.

>>38378880
Left humanity behind

There's no such thing as an Asian or Indian Chad

A small number of Asians can ascend to Brad status, but they cannot ever be Chad

>>38379271
Can hispanics be "Chads"?

>>38378815
Chang Thunder Wang

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It's Yang Long Wang, I thought you guys knew your memes

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>>38378918

>>38378815
Long Dong Silver?

>>38378815
Asian Chad is 5'8"
[spoiler]because that's tall over there[/spoiler]

Sasuke

>>38379370
Not at all
5'11/6' is considered tall
5'8''/5'9'' is considered normal
5'7'' and below is considered short

Hiro
He eats yakisoba and drinks sake and fucks JAV models.

>>38378815 (OP)
His name is Cha. and it's pronounced rike Chad but the d is armost sirent. That's not a period in Cha. it's just a really smarr d as is standard for Asians. Arso he doesn't have HEIGHT, just FRAME and if he's rucky FACE. He eats burgers and pizza because he roves America, rand of the free.

>>38379166
B r e h s . . .

Pajeet
Eats lentils, curry, bread and tea.

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>>38378815
GOKU eats PHO and fucks his blonde gf while you count MACROS and work on your gymcel body

>>38379527
Who's the white bitch?

>>38378815
Mirin that delt:arm ratio
Aestheic as FUUARK

Also has a really good neck girth:traps ratio.

10/10 physique, desu.

>>38379541
STpeach
you won't be disappointed

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>>38378815
>What's the name of the Asian "Chad"?
Vince Chung

>>38378880
>has overdeveloped arms and obliques.

I take back everything i said in
>>38379546

>>38378910
>that pornstar

But desu the Asian chad's name can be Tian Tao, Shi Zhiyong or any of the other Chinese weight lifters.

Bill eats hamburgers, and only brings up the fact he's asian if he wants somthing

>>38379557
this

>>38379527
pho is based, don't even compare it to pizza

>>38378815
Nigger dick flavoured pudding

>>38379232
Wrong. The Chinese version is about 5'11-6'3 tall, self-made man, fit and has a simple or old fashioned hair cut, usually clean shaven or with a stubble. Easy going and modest.

That Kpop look is for fuckbois and is shit propaganda.

Chad Thundercock

=

Chang Longdong

>>38379350
Brehs...

>>38379271
You sound super insecure anon. Anyone can be a Chad irregardless of race. Just because you can't while even being white doesn't mean that others can't.

>>38379314
Yes.
And a lot of Hispanics are white.

>>38379699
Don't start this buddy. You're not supposed to say that here

>>38379370
>>38379419
it's the same in pakistan. although I have a few cousins that are 6'3/4 or some shit and they're considered very, very tall.

but that being said I've noticed there's much more taller SA's overseas than here for some reason.

Lee

friend rice, ramen, and sesame chicken

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>>38379718
But they are. They're just getting the same treatment that other Euro's got when they came here. In a few decades your grand son/daughter would bring home a qt Hispanic grill/boy and you'd be proud that your kids aren't mixing or whatever because they mentality of Hispanics not being white would have changed.

>>38379758
*the

>>38379718
Don't feed the trolls

>>38379758
You're wasting your time

>>38378822
Underrated initial post that is also best postu

What's a black Chad called?

>>38379793
Barack

>>38379732
Better nutrition.

>>38379718
Hes right tho

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Chane Wassanasong

>>38379419
Kek
5'9 american here
When I went to China almost every men was smaller than me

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>>38379793
Chadarious Jones

>>38379856
Where'd you go. There's a pretty big discrepancy between heights in china (it is pretty huge)

>>38378815
His name is Minh,but on the first day of school in roll call he tells the teacher he goes by David

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>>38379901

>>38379872
Yeah, the height discrepancy between Westerners and Chinese is huge. That was his point.

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"What the fuck did you just say to me you whitey piece of shit?"

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>>38379699
S A V A G E
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>>38379926
>>38379926
>short elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans
>someone's gone full 'murican

Lmao do people actually do this in America? If an Asian/Black/Indian immigrant pulled shit like that over here (aus) they'd get bullied/jumped by the locals so bad they'd stop.

>>38379865
42 get

>>38379699
>Irregardless

Uhhh hey sarnt, "irregardless" doesnt make any sense.

>>38379999
https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=Ieq3V4nBB6jM8gfmpIvQDg&gws_rd=ssl#q=define+irregardless

>>38379959
Americans have a good country we can be proud of though. You have nonsense wildlife and abos.

>>38379959
Correct, we don't assault immigrants for wearing sunglasses.

>>38379959
Comparing your shit hole country with America. Kys senpai.

>>38379793
Tyrone

>>38380019
>>38380036
>Americans have a good country we can be proud of though.
>'Shart all day in the Mart'-merica
kek

>>38380023
you should. It's not uncommon to get into punch ons here. I got into my first one with my boys with dickheads from another school when I was 13/14.

>>38378831
Is he for real with that phone?

>>38378815
He looks like he's wearing a mask

>>38378897
Underrated

>>38378815
Canon name is Chang Long Wang.

Eats sushi.

>>38378910
Nice

>>38379929
>>38379856
The northern provinces are taller, average height of 5'9. The southern ones are shorter averaging 5'7. Average height of men throughout is 5'8.

http://shanghaiist.com/2015/07/01/average-heights-men-women.php

>>38378815
Took me awhile to notice he was throwing up the peace sign and not giving us the bird

>>38379154
Underrated

>>38379999
Nice digits
>>38380015
>Australian
Does the government pay you to shitpost?

>>38378880
Not trying to be a hating faggot, but fuck why would anyone want to look like this?
I guess at some point it stops being about what people think and about just leaving humanity behind.
>tfw gonna stay natty ottermode faggot and not even mad about it

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>>38379527
HAROLD eats EGG ROLLS and fucks his blonde gf while you count MACROS and work on your gymcel body

>>38380504
Body dismorphia and mental illnesses transcend race and culture.

>>38379610
Kek

>>38380078
Steroids cost too much

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>>38379271
Funny because the current Mr.World is an Indian. Leave your /pol/tardness in /pol/

>All these Chinese names
>Japanese names sound so much better

SHIGERU!

>>38380658
Indian...


All white features.
Alrighty bruh

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how into asian Jeff?

>>38380504
>why would anyone want to look like this?

After you reach all your body building goals one goal remains: prove that you are not lifting for girls.

>>38379793
jemarcus

>>38380658
kek

he looks 100% white, he's probably north indian, they have a lot of European ancestry

Eric Dragondong

Seriously, every alpha asian guy is named Eric or Chase

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>>38378815
fuck their faces are fucking hideous
them squinty eyes and flat pan faces

>>38381294
>caucasian features are "white" now

KYS
>>38381533
>he looks 100% white
Cuck or shill

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>>38379557
>Vincent

truely the Chad of Asians

>>38381294
>>38381533
Damn guys, they have it shitty enough. Can't you just say 'oh I guess he looks good.'? No need to be so butthurt about it.

>>38378823
sometimes they use skin bleach to look whiter. i have seen plenty of girls do it. you can see a line just around hairline where they stop and the skin gets noticeably darker. even in / under the hair.

>>38381776
Actually I think he spray tanned everything but his face

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>>38381294
>>38381533
>being Caucasian is being european
Lmao. Back to /pol/ faggots.

>>38378815
So far the nick names of athletic well hung alpha males that all the women want to get raped and impregnated by and all the dudes wish they were are


White guys
Chad Thundercock

Black guys
Jamal Longdick

Asian guys
Vincent HungLo

>>38382175
Change it for you

Black Guys
Tyrone 'muh dik'

Asian Guys
Long Dong Lim

>>38379419
Westernized Asians are pretty tall, depending on which type of Asian.

Southeast Asians like Viets, Cambodians, ect (The brown/poverty Asians) tend to average around 5'8-5'9.
East Asians like Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese tend to be European height.

I'm 5'9 and when I went to Korean town in Cali, I was probably one of the shortest guys there. Most dudes were 6 ft +, which is pretty odd.

>>38380504
Fatty

>>38382409
Dude I've noticed the same thing. What the fuck. Is it it the shit they put in the water?

>>38380078
When you have a body like that you won't care about your phone either.

>>38381512
/this

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>>38378815

Ning eats EGGROLLS and fucks YOUR WIFU while you count MACROS and work your GYMCEL body ALL day

Watch the UFC 202 weigh-ins, there is an Asian chad there.

>>38382453
Nah my man.
Westernized Asians eat more meat/milk/protein than Normal Asians and less carb in their diet.

It also helps that American/Western food is
fattening as hell and the portions are
considerably larger.

>>38381533
>literally an Indian from India with ancestors from India
>he looks white


Never change /pol/

>>38381661
I don't get this meme. Where did AD get it, did MacFarlane randomly decided on that name or was there some other basis for it?

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>>38380658

>no brown skin
>not around a possee of 10 other indians
>not shitting in the street
>name isn't pajeet
>doesn't own a 7/11 or drive a cab

Stop fooling yourself, m8.

>>38378880
I love how his face looks like it was decently but not perfectly shopped into the picture.

>>38379814
kek

this

>>38378822
kek

Rin Nakai

>>38379865
000 pls

>>38379865

ravioli ravioli give me the rolleroni

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>>38383942
I'd eat his cute petite Asian ass desu

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>>38378815
It's Wei Shen you faggots. And he eats pork buns

>>38389195
desu pork buns turn you into a real man

>>38379166
gimmme the fucking sauce

2nd for kenji

CHANG is eating YAKUNIKU while YOU work IN the GYM

>>38389195
>Wei Shen
too regionalist.

>>38378901
>>38378942

Certified Asian Chad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nggMBKFnYJQ

>>38389381
>autistic cuck
>chad
Pick one

>>38380658
"the current Mr. World has primarily Western beauty features and represents the .01% of Indian males"

>>38391334
>implying the majority of European males are handsome
Models are special for a reason genius

>>38378822
Made me laugh more than it should have

>>38389381
Is that the same guy who made that video crying about his asian gf getting deported or whatever?

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>>38378815
Ning Zetao.. u mirin?

>>38391751
yes, yes I am

>>38380078
maybe is an old pc, and irs not that log ago flip phones where the shit

>>38378822
NOODERS

>>38385485
>no brown skin
?

>>38380624
KEK

>>38391751
Dam Son

>>38379350
this pic is weird.

also your dogs a fag

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>>38379793
TRAY eats MCDONALDS and Drinks GATORADE while you SIT on your fat ASS rolling BLUNTS for his girl.

>>38379154
I like it

ITT: unfunny cucks trying to be funny with incredibly hackneyed racial jokes and remarks.

>>38378815
He eats steroids for breakfast, protein supplements for lunch, and more steroids for dinner

>>38391751

dudes a roider. still, mirin very hard. Could take his pick of any QT from any nation.

>>38380658
You're all retarded, its about the individual you retards. Idc if you're whole race is 10/10 status. If you're not whats the point you'll get gassed faster than a kike with asthma

>>38391751
Yeah I think this nigger could cuck the world desu.

>>38378815
Asian Chad is "Chan" obviously. He eats SHRIMP FRY RYE

Long Dong Wong

>>38379758
Hispanics are different than mestizos or indios. Majority of Mexican immigrants are brown hobbits with little to no European admixture. This was different a few decades ago, when most immigrants from Latin America were Spaniards

>>38383942
he is too qt

>>38394339
>Roider
>is slimmer than your average twink

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>>38391751
>not Dong Dong

I actually know a guy called Ching Chong.

>>38394766

>is an olympic athlete freak of nature
>????

>>38394339
Probably not on roids. Probably injects rbcs and erythroprotein though

>>38394858
Erythropoietin*

>>38379350
Why are its thighs so fat and human-tier

>>38378815

Pussy.

He eats a fuck load of pussy.

>>38378815
thats ding

>>38378942
holy shit i used to think this was big, and it looks like an emaciated corpse to me now. i'm not even that big myself. is /fit/ turning me into a muscle worshipping homo?

>>38385389
go to california some time. schools there are sometimes 40% asian and its the changs that run that shit.

>>38378822
>eat NOODLE

fixed that for you