>free weight area >have to pay to use it

>>38369537
Chabgd gym, I don't have that issue at mine

> curls
> arms still straight

>>38369537
>decline bench
>I do it anyway

>deadlift
>still alive

>squat
>only goes to parallel

>face pull
>Face still intact

>crunches
>don't make a sound.

>drop set
>doesn't drop the weights after every rep

>pyramid set
>not Egyptian

>>38369537

>free weight area
>there's about forty of them

>>38369537
>French press
>get shot

>Squats
>Not even Slav

>>38369550
> chabgding you are gym

>>38369537
>superset
>implying not all my sets are super

>anabolic window
>gym is in a basement, living in a basement

>quad set
>doing arms

>weighted dips
>Still dry

> shrugs
> but actually know the answer

>barbell
>no bells

>dumbbell
>dore

>OHP
>my car has about 280hp

>>38370069
how bad mate

>dumbbells
>actually quite intelligent

>>38370069
great, now i have nightmares about crossfitters doing memeswings with weighted cowbells instead of kettlebells

>free weights
>not allowed to leave

>>38370156
>free weights
>are actually property of the gym and you cannot take them with you for free.

>>38369537
>Reps to failure
>Straight A's

>squats
>I'm actually tall and lean

>preacher curls
>i'm an atheist

>>38369907
Kek

> squat
> the life of a homeless bum

>wind sprint
>I am a human

>The Press
>I'm not a journalist

>>38369537
>Rows
>No water here

>squat suit
>in case I need to attend some kind of formal meeting or a wedding right after performing a set of squats

>>38369583
>>38369895
>>38369911
>>38369964
>>38370008
>>38370014
>>38370086
>>38370214


lrn2meme

>>38369583
nah thats just ur problem

>>38369907
noice

>>38369537
It's free as in freedom, not as in beer. You're free to do anything with the weights, but it doesn't have to be gratis.

>>38369537
It's like a DLC

>>38370214
>>38370301
Fuck you that was good

>crunches
>no crunch

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

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>lunge
>ids 4 bregfast :DD

>>38369914
Change* fug

>farmer walks
>i dont even have a job

>Skull crushers
>Skull still intact

>hammer curls
>don't actually curl a hammer

>chin ups
>still can't maintain eye contact when talking to someone

>Hypertrophy
>Never had Hyper trophies

>Chest flyes
>My chest still hasn't flew off

>>38369537
>deadlift
>no dead bodies around

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>>38370803

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>skullcrushers
>end up like this

>>38369537

>reception area
>Im not even getting married

>>38369537

gyms usually charge before you can use their equipment

>>38370136
tfw two intelligent to deadlift

>>38369537
>rack pulls
>get arrested for molestation

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>>38370244

best one here

>deficit deadlift
>must be a country where curls are abundant

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>>38369575
THIS IS MY FUCKING JOKE YOU BITCH. I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

>deadlift
>not at a funeral

>cleans
>floor still sweaty

>snatch
>leave it at the gym

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>>38371187
I don't know why but this one fucking got me

>hang cleans
>didn't even do laundry

>good mornings
>it's 8pm

>do curls
>become jewish

>Log press
>Not a tree in sight

>Farmer walks
>into a bar

>glute bridges
>not even an architect

>Bench press
>Lays on bench
>Chest press
>Doesnt lay on chest?

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>>38369907
fuck me lmao

>tricep extension
>arms the same length

>snatch
>I'm a guy and a homo at that

>clean and jerk
>messy and polite

>Chest press
>Never touched a boob

>your1
>max rep

>>38370803
So fucking dumb it made me chuckle

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>free weight area
>get told off for trying to take them home

>training traps
>not fucking them

>>38369826

Cmon anon you missed

>Drop set
> Look around before picking it up

>freeweight area
>everyone is wearing #FeelTheBern shirts

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>>38372214

>dips
>didn't bring my tendies to the gym

>milk jug says to recycle
>won't kill my gains with silly cardio

>>38369537
>Use weight machine
>Still requires me to do all the work

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>>38369907

>do calf raises
>not even a farmer

>>38369537
>pullups
>still not potty trained

>>38372692
>do farmer carries
>no calves

>>38369537
>free weight area
>materials are closed source

>machine area
>tfw Optimus Prime spotting you

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>>38369907
LOL, took me a second.

>pullovers
>not even driving a car

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>chin ups
>still sad

>>38374404
kek

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>>38369537
>free weight area
>what am I weighting for

>>38370980
>hypertrophy
>have low energy
>never accomplished anything in my life

>snatch pulls
>virgin

>airbike
>stolen

>free weight area
>I don't feel free

>around the world pull ups
>still no passport

>>38375202
>Arbeit Macht Frei
>/pol/

>>38370959
Skull may be intact but my elbows aren't

>pull up
>order a cheeseburger and small fries

>respecting niggers

>jacked

>still virgin

>floor exercises
>floor just lies there

>>38370941
Made me kek

>Leg extensions
>still a manlet

>do a body part split
>still in one piece

barbell rows
the boat at a significantly slower pace than oars would

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>shoulder shrugs
>but I'm not confused

>calf raises
>still no herd to speak of

>French Press
>Don't even like coffee

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>>38369537
>calf raises
>I'm not a vet

>>38369537
>squat
>become co-owner of gym

>>38369907
Wow.

>>38377888
good one