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ITT: Planet /fit/ness

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>Accidentally grunt while bench pressing
>NNNNNYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
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Why are these people afraid of grunting or falling weights?
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>>38356138
Something about intimidating fatties.
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>Leave without eating an entire pizza.
>Cops pick you up outside and you're never seen again
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Is this real? I'm from eastern europe and cannot imagine a gym encourage this kind of policy. Whose business is it if I grunt?? Or if I drop weight? (assuming I drop it on floor that can deal with it).
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>>38356833
That's because there is no other country in the world that's more cucked than the us. Nothing is more sacred than being PC and not hurting the feelings of fat people, gays, blacks and women
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Gonna dump some PF pics
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>>38358933
saving this to post on /int/

>this is a gym in murrica
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>>38358975
Post a link
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>>38358991
wait, what.
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Britbong here. Do people actually go to this Planet Fitness place
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>>38356138
desu to me grunting is fine but weights thrown about hurts my ears (sensitive hearing) and gets irritiating fast
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>>38359029
TRIGGERED!!
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>>38359039
Yes, it's the cheapest gym in most towns and nowhere near as bad as fit makes it out to be.
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>>38359055
Fucking pansy ass faggot.
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>>38358992

>>>/int/63640877
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>>38359039
Yes, but mostly people who aren't serious. It's basically a permanent New Year
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>>38355922
>protect fatties feelings
>by grouping them up in one area where it alarms whenever people try to laugh at them
PF is /dellvish/
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>>38358991
>had to run this through a calculator just to be ABSOLUTELY SURE what I was reading

just wow
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>>38359077
weak DYEL who grunts on bench press detected.
if you cant lift it while breathing normally its too heavy for you and you shouldn't be lifting it with that shitty form.kys
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>>38358933
m-muririca
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>>38359083
this is actually a great rowing back exercise
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>>38358963
>implying whales won't eat entire box
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>>38358991
?????
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There's a reason it's called "Planet"
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>>38359092
>>38359073


I see. Is the lunk alarm real though?
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All that pizza and candy is genius, it's like an auto glass place salting the roads.
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It fucking sucks because Planet Fitness is the only gym even relatively close to me that is open when I get off of work.

But from what I see in these threads mine is no where near as bad as these at least.
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>>38359142
Yes it's real. The employees are the ones who sound it off, and in my 3 years going I've only heard it once. They sound it off if people are literally screaming and dropping 300 pound weights from above their head.
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>>38359119
I was talking about the dropping weights part you fucking idiot.
When I'm hitting incline dumbbell press with 110lb dumbbells, I'm going to fucking DROP that weight when I'm done. You're a fucking DYEL who's probably never touched a weight heavier than 10lbs.
You clearly don't know what you're talking about, shut the fuck up.
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>>38359142
Yes it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4
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>>38359119
Lol you've clearly never heard of "pushing yourself. Anybody who's pushing real weight is bound to make a bit of noise. Shut the fuck up.
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>>38359176
Dear god. That seems like it would be really off putting during your workout.
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>>38359071
Nice headline
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>>38359119
Go back to planet fitness u pussy
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>>38359172
>>38359185
>dropping 49kg weights
>total bench is 98kg
how does it feel being DYEL?
i bet you're also fat so you got a complex.
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PF's strategy is pure Machiavellian.

>Come here if you are fat, we won't judge
>Yes, yes, 5 pound DB exercises are great!
>Oh! A healthy person! Mock them with a lunk alarm to make the fatties feel better!
>Gotta keep the fatties coming
>Let's get them to exercise enough to burn 300 kcal
>Let's feed them 600 kcal

Fattie: "Gee, I'm up a pound this week, better go to PF and do 20 minutes on a bike."

"Wew, I deserve a treat for all that exercise!"

>PF: "Yes, yes you do, girl! Have a slice or three!"
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>>38359218
You obviously don't know shit about lifting.
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>>38359218
Jeez you're really fucking stupid aren't you?
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>>38359220
PF is /tooamerican/
From their attitude to their pizza box under the table. This entire franchise is just too American in one business
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I do to PF and I've only hard the alarm sound 3 separate times. Once when some fuckers kept screaming at each other, once when some stick princess of an employee didn't like that someone had loaded up the squat rack beyond her comfort (the alarm is right above it and the guy almost fucking ate the bar when she sounded it, could have killed the poor bastard) and once on a Friday when they were closing and people were still on the machines but the employees wanted to leave to suck some fine penis.

It's a good place of you ignore the dumbasses and focus on what you're there for. Plus there are alot of thicc women that want to "tone up" who are suckers for comments. Good place of you want to smash some high test jiggle.
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>>38359218
>Not knowing difference between dumbbell press and bench press
>Not knowing what incline bench is
Fucking summerfags.
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>>38355922
>One who grunts, drops weight, or judges.
>Or judges
>Proceed to judge people in the line beneath by what they're wearing/drinking

Doubleplusgood Planet Fitness. Don't think /fit/ thoughts or you'll get taken into minifatty by the lunk police.
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Is there any actual consequence tied to the lunk alarm? It would be pretty funny if an advanced lifter signed up and just started slamming huge weights around to fuck with them.
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>>38359172
And you're why the fucking weights are always broken. Learn to safely set down heavy weight candy ass.
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>>38359029
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>>38359218
Goddamn, why does ever planet fitness thread have to have people who actually go to planet fitness.
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>>38359004
They judge people lifting huge weights and kettlebells but The Biggest Loser shows participants lifting huge weights, kettlebells and even crossfit ropes. Planet Cuck they should be called.
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>>38359352
You get kicked out
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>>38359077
>pansy ass faggot
Reddit please go
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>>38359306
Seriously this.

I wish there was a PF in my town. I love out of shape women.
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>>38359300
No, it just takes all the bad parts of being American and puts them all together
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>>38358991
I must be retarded.
Is the 199 for 18 months for like the next membership up? I can't create a scenario in my head that would validate this advertisement.... I've even evaluated the pixels around the 1 on the #18 to be sure that it wasn't shooped....
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I worked out at a Planet Fitness for about 3-4 months & had a good time. Never once heard the Lunk Alarm. It had it's fair share of douchebags. I think I saw free pizza once. It's not the place to get big, but you can get baby gains there.
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>>38359300

If they had a McDonald's or Burger King inside, it would be Ultraamerican.
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>>38355922
>wearing a tank top
>drinking water
What the actual fuck!? Wasn't planet fitness about accepting EVERYBODY? Why the fuck can't you wear what you want
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>>38359083
That looks really fun actually
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>>38358991
>11 dollars a month
heavybreathing.jpg

For anyone interested in the math.
7.1k persons averaged at every PF location at 10 U.S. a month.
71k dollars a month per establishment or 43.7mil total.
Pizza monday is 24 pizza boxes at discount price of only 5 dollars per box at 616 locations.
74k total cost.
4 workers per day (2 on weekend part time) at minimum wage at 616 locations.
719k (215k part time) 1 mil total rough estimate.

These people are marketing gurus.
Like I can't even hate beyond the fact they are shilling money for health, fuck it I'd do the same thing if I didn't care about humans.
Granted you have rent and other shit at some locations since they are franchised and not actually owned, but you are still talking millions of dollars monthly net profit.
For a fucking gym.
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>>38359521
It's not about accepting everybody, it's about accepting the out of shape people who can spend a lot of money.
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>>38359168
I racked the smith machine a bit harder than normal and they sounded the alarm.
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>>38359768
Are you sure it wasnt the fag alarm for using the smith machine?
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>>38359071
Bitch its a leg press not a printing press lmao
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>>38359787
>>38359768
Yeah I'm pretty positive they sounded an autism alarm for you using the smith machine
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>>38359826
lold
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>>38359495
Maybe because ordinary people cant do math, yesterday cashier that was counting my items had to do 6x6 in her head and she said 47...
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I don't understand the hate for planet fitness. There are MANY gyms for us to deadlift and grunt at. Those don't really courage lardasses and people with anxiety to work out. I think planet fitness is good place to start building some confidence for these people.

We all remember what it was like to go to the gym the first time. Some people feel even worse. Planet fitness gives them a really warm welcome. And some old people just don't want to hear noise and see people going wild with weights. Why can't you accept that there is one gym that is for different kind of people?

This coming from someone who would never take a step to planet fitness
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>>38360520
>This coming from someone who would never take a step to planet fitness

For many it's the either the only or the most affordable gym in the area. Mull on dat nigga. Do you feel the sympathy growing?
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>>38360602
>For many it's the either the only or the most affordable gym in the area

Excuses. If this really is a problem for someone, then suck it up and accept the rules. Its not a gym for people who want to get strong and muscular af. Even i get this.
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>>38360638
We are sucking it up.

We don't flip shit over or complain to management. We go on the internet and make jokes about it.

And how can you be so un-bro and not feel the slightest sympathy for /fit/izens who are stuck with this shit?
I only had access to a PF for 2 years a couple of years ago, and I sucked it up real good.
I tip-toed around everyone, getting dirty looks cause I actually look like I lift (no singlet or anything) and even triggered the lunk alarm a couple of times for doing weighted pullups.

It really sucked having to be shamed by objectively inferior people for being somewhat proficient at doing whatever it is you should be doing at a gym.
Since PF was soaking up all the soccer moms and whatnot the only two other gyms in a 15 mile radius shut down, I was told. Glad I moved.
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>>38358933
>>38358963
>>38359015
can you theoretically take like 3 boxes since it's judgment free?
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>>38360746
Then the problem lies in your town, not PF. If your town only has one gym and it happends to be PF, you can't blame PF for that.
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>>38359172
nobody is talking about dumbells, it's stuff like dropping a bar with 4+ plates while deadlifting.
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>>38360638
>Excuses.

For what? Not buying a home gym?
If I either can't afford any other gym, or it's literally the only one to exist in a reasonable distance, how can you not sympathize with me?
All that expensive gym equipment just laying there, and no one's using it. Not even I can use it properly, even though I paid. I'm not allowed. Oh wow now an alarm is going off cause I let out a grunt putting up a sub-optimal PR on bench since I can't go HAM.

How can you NOT sympathize with that frustration, and indulge us to let us whine some on the internet?
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>>38360826
Use a bus, car, bike or something
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>>38360790
Didn't you read my post? The other two gyms in town couldn't compete with PFs prices, and lost most of their user base and had to close.

I can totally blame PF.

>waah, blame the consuumer then
Nah fuck that discussion. I spent 2 years at that place. They're fucking retards, trust me.
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>>38360863
Don't know about other anons, but it was literally a full hour and half by car to the next gym over.

Tbh, I'm grateful I at least had something, but that's a small comfort when I actually tried following their rules yet still got shit stick'd all the time just cause I'm a big guy.
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>>38356138
>falling weights?
i'm fine with grunting, heck if you arn't grunting you arn't trying hard enough, but if you are dropping weights, well that is shit, and a poorer workout, unless you are in a compitition
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>>38356785
Kek
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>>38356138

Coming off a deadlift a little hard is no big deal. But there are people that do shit like just completely let go of DBs when they're done with them, which is dangerous to themselves and anyone close.

Also once saw a guy doing bent over rows without even trying to slow the barbell down once he hit the top of each rep. Very loud, not good for equipment.
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>>38359102
Thanks doc
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>>38358977

this closing erly on the weekends thing is the worst.
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>>38359176
holy shit its real

I always thought is a metaphor

BTW: If I was going to cancel my membership I would do the same thing as the guys in the video, grats for them
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>>38359039

The PF buisiness model is rooted in the fact that 90+% of members will rarely show up, if ever
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>>38360520
It's their duplicitous marketing scheme. Selling cheap gym memberships to overweight Jane and Joe who signed up in a fleeting moment of inspiration.
They use lunk alarms to shame gym regulars who would otherwise fill the gym to advantage of the discounted prices and destroy their business.
Some fatties have marginally more willpower than others. They stubbornly show up to the gym more than once a month. They feed these bagels, pizza, and chocolate to keep them down.
It's all to keep the cash flowing into a cheap gym that none of their members actually use.
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>>38360975
Slowly lowering the weight in a Pendlay row is not recommended.

Honestly, as long as its controlled and not for posturing who gives a fuck if it's noisy.
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>>38359495
i go to planet fitness, pay 10/mo, and once a year theres a $15-30 membership fee. its fuckin bullshit, but that offer probably includes that. but it seems like that saves you between 0 and 10 dollars
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>>38358977
I'm confused, how is this opened 24hrs?
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>>38359826
Upvoted
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>>38359787
>>38359827
not him, but my planet fitness doesnt have free barbells, im guessing his doesnt either. smith machine is the only thing close to a barbell, and they all have a retarded 5-15 degree slope, making them shit for every exercise. Ive been doing dumbell for everything, and the dumbells only go up to 75 lbs. been thinking of rigging some straps through plates and standing on top of a box jump platform for deadlifts
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>>38361570
24 hours a week :^)
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>>38361693
a 7 day week or an 8 day week?
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>>38361693
I wouldn't even be surprised.
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>>38361570
It's opened from Monday at 12a to Friday at 9p. So nonstop between those times. If it was really only from 12a-9p daily it would say "Monday-Friday, 12a to 9p." Reading is hard.
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>>38361396

It's annoying and distracting when too loud. Also bad for the barbell. And it's not like there aren't a billion other rowing exercises he could do instead
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I work at PF, ama
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>>38359102

O FUCK IT'S LIKE THAT POST FROM A FEW YEARS AGO
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The only gyms left around me are PF and shitty CrossFit gyms. When Golds closed I made the switch to home gym.
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>>38362073
Have you sabotaged a fatty working there? Also how easy is it to get hired?
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I don't have a planet fitness near me because UK, thank goodness, but my gym is actually above a McDonald's and is probably the planet fitness equivalent, you can't drop the weights excessively because of McDonald's being underneath, and I literally see people come out the gym and go strait into McDonald's after the workout, I often see people smoking outside too, before going into gym, it's disgusting.

Luckily the staff are bro-tier and some of them are among the heaviest lifters that train there so dropping the weights gets little more than an eyebrow raise, except for one dyel who's just started that enjoys the power a little too much.
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>>38358991
This is dumb, but I have an explanation.

PF charges $10 a month for the basic membership. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. They also charge a start up fee, and a once-yearly renewal fee.

At the location I worked at, you could buy a year membership for $99, no strings attached, no extra fees. This must be some other version of that.

So yes, this is stupid, yes it's skeevy, but it does (on some level) make sense.

Kinda sad I don't have the picture on my phone anymore of some drunk kid that fell asleep on the crunch machine, otherwise I'd post it.
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main lifts at home, assistance work at pf. can't beat the price. in 2 years i've seen 2 people set off the lunk alarm, both females. i've seen lots of retarded stuff though. just this morning this little old guy was on the assisted dip, pushing the thing down with his knees. his arms were stationary.
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>>38359220
It's great.
Most fatties will only ever show up once or twice, but keep paying on the off chance they'll actually use the membership.

Basically you give a fatty a t-shirt and a couple slices of pizza and he pays you $10 a month for forever.
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>>38359148
Or a dentist giving kids lollipops.
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When an old man has a coughing fit they don't say anything...Soon as some jacked guy has a coughing fit, BEYOOP BEYOOP BEYOOP
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>>38362073
Why do you guys always stare at me when I bring in extra lifting flip flops
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it's crazy around me now. the YMCA is 75 bucks a month. the crossfit is 175 bucks a month. I can outfit my entire garage for like 500 and add pieces as i go.
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>>38359039
It's the most popular gym in America, by far dude
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>>38362225
I've actually helped a fatty with his form and hes losing weight now.

>>38362364
Because PF allows degeneracy but not that far.
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>>38359071
>gift of mobility
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>>38359176
I thought you guys were kidding
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>>38358991

i worked at PF for a year and what >>38362308
said is basically true

you have the 10 dollar BASIC membership with tax
and THEN there is a $39 1 time start up fee and THEN a annual fee which they add on to ANY membership which is like $3

so that $10 a month is actually $15.87

i had to explain this shit everyday to people
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>>38360790
Somehow i lost your point.
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>>38359176

Also the lunk alarm isn't an automatic thing that gets set off at certain noise levels, thats retarded

it's controlled by the front desk employee
we weren't even allowed to use ours :^(
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Planet Fitness is truly a spectacle.
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>>38360520
I dunno, man. When I started lifting I was autismo as fuck. Anxious, awkward, the works. But seeing jacked as fuck dudes pushing themselves inspired me to do the same.
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>>38356785
mfw almost forgot to tip pizza receptionist
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>>38361570
Those are the staffed hours. You can go in when staff aren't there if you have a keycard.
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>>38362402
75 $ FOR THE FUCKING YMCA? ITS 10 HERE IN SOFLO
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>>38359029
4pl8 is p impressive
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You see I live in South Florida. Despite the fact that South Florida is filled with degenerates, spics like myself, niggers like my best friends and fake rednecks like my home girl who's ass I eat we enjoy a good workout. I've heard plenty of people grunt in PF down here and if anything staff members and other gym members will ask them for advice and stuff. Everyone wants to be beautiful down here or be better than everyone else. Either way we appreciate hard work, in the gym. We also appreciate Medicare fraud and drug dealing but those are other stories for other times


>tl;Dr move out of your shithole Caucasian towns and move to the cultural oasis known as South Florida
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>>38364279
Here in Brooklyn it's $41/month
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>>38359141
underrated
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>>38359826
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>>38359218
Jesus Christmas what an idiot
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Are these pictures from bigger cities that have way more people going through them or something? I go to the one by my house and it's nothing like these... Sure there's fatties on machines, but over in the weight area, it just feels like a normal gym. We grunt, some of the bigger guys wear stringers (a couple of gals just wear sports bras), sometimes we drop shit a little hard, and I can even go barefoot on some of my leg stuff. I heard that alarm thing go off once when some dinndu and his friends were dropping 65s from the top of their shoulder press, but never any other time.
Seriously a good deal for $10 imo...
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>>38359071
> gift of mobility
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>>38358948
That's not an ashtray
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i tend to scream while squatting

i don't think i'd last very long at that place
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>>38359071
Why is there a fucking beetus juice vending machine there?
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My favorite is the guy who goes on a rampage after setting off the lunk alarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU6pk7mVX48
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my coworker wants to join a gym and asked for some suggestions, so i told him about some of the best ones in the area

but he still insists on trying out planet fitness

i keep telling him it's probably a bad idea, no squat/power rack and no barbells, no DLing and they're strict about noise and shit

but he KEEPS INSISTING that he just wants to try it out because it's cheap

i dunno how to help the man :(
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>>38355922
Grunting on the Smith machine. Top kek
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>>38356833
From what I can tell, it's targeted at the sort of people who only go to the gym once a month, or who buy a membership, go once, then never go back.

Good business plan if you ask me.
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>>38358933
So everyone who lifts at planet fitness is a chad?
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>accidentally drop dumbbell after my set
>lunk alarm sounds
>immediately the Planet Fitness Armored Gates open to the Lunk Bunker
>the SWAT team comes out
>they're armed with electrified batons this time
>I run for the door
>3 SWAT officers are waiting for me
>the qt desk assistant is scrambling for something in the drawers
>I lower my head and try to barrel through the officers
>suddenly feel a prick in my right calf
>it's the Planet Fitness Tranquilizer
>can't feel my tongue
>the rooms spins and I collapse
>the officers pick me up and drag me to the Lunk Bunker for re-education
>forced to listen to top 40 music while being waterboarded
>they read to me the Planet Fitness Terms and Conditions in-between sessions
>3 months later
>get released
>I've dropped 100 pounds
>haven't had a good meal in weeks
>before I leave they take photographs for use in the Before, After section of the Planet Fitness newsletter
>stumble on my way out
>grunt
>lunk alarm sounds
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I leech off my coworkers and go to planet fitness with them. It sucks due to lack of barbells but the fatties/staff aren't anywhere near the worst part of planet fitness. It's the 1/3rd of guys that are actually somewhat fit.

Seriously, niggers doing squats 1/4 of the way down in old-time basketball shorts (the ones that go down just below your ballsack) with rounded backs, doing bent over db rows with their back in an arch, doing skullcrushers on the smith machine. It's unreal how poorly these people lift. I once saw a girl do squats properly and immediately someone came over and "corrected" her form. This is how these men flirt: going over to a hot girl and telling her she's fucking retarded.

Though, the fatties are stupid too. For some reason fat girls do half an hour on the treadmill and then go do the elliptical machines.
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>>38365659
>PHATSOs
9/10
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>>38366366
PFATSOs, I mean.
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>>38355922
>open thread
>immediately start hearing ambulance sirens outside my house
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>>38359172
I normally hate people who are against dropping weights, but you're just a douche. Why drop something if you can easily set it down? If you can't set 110lb dumbells down without throwing them, you're a dyel.
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>>38366147
Kek
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>>38359015
>judgement free
>judgement free
>judgement free
Every fucking time with these people!!! What the fuck is going on!!!!!
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The PF near me is 1.9 miles away. I go there 4-6 times a week. There are many regulars who show up at the same time I do. They are all in good shape. The Lunk alarm violators are middle-aged out of shape men who do not set their dumb bell weights down properly. Heck, I witnessed said middle aged man lift 45 lb dumb bells for shoulder gains. He set the weight down repeatedly with a thump. The lunk alarm went off...twice. The patron then proceeded to argue with the staff member. The patron was allowed to continue with his work out. Believe me, repeatedly dropping your weights is annoying as heck. I'm just trying to walk my 3 miles on the treadmill and listen to Taylor Swift sing "Shake it Off". Another note, the free pizza is only one day a month (1st Monday) along with the bagels & coffee (1st Tuesday). Last observation, the biggest guys there seem to make the least amount of noise.
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If you go to google maps and read some reviews they're pretty funny
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Usually dropping weights doesn't bother me but I've seen people drop barbells without bumper plates and that shit is annoying. Usually from dl's. There's no reason for that. Especially when you're doing it after every set.
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>>38367329
do an actually heavy set of deadlifts then you'll understand kiddo
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>>38366147
can I be in the screencap for
>>>reddit
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>>38359039
Yeah it's cheap and has everything I need. I don't fit in because I'm 6'4 270. People just chill and lift a little every once in a while and when I get near them they tend to look down because they fear me. Only a matter of time before I'm asked to leave.
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>>38358977
It's a girl!! Everybody London her

LONDON
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So between World, Anytime Fitness, and PF, which one would be the better recommendation for a nigga looking to do serious cardio for weight loss and free weight for noob gains?
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>>38365642
this is roid rage lol. guy did not hit her with a single plate... oh normies
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>>38367382
I'm strong enough to actually have control over the weights I lift
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>>38359029
Tfw 4pl8 is barely warmup with leg press weight negating magic
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>>38358933
Okay, in all honesty, isn't that kinda great if you're bulking?
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>>38356833
probably because in eastern Europe they're so poor and retarded putting up a sign would be unavailing as none of you subhumans can even read anyways
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>>38367494
A pair of running shoes and the outdoors
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>>38359107
you need a calculator to do simple maths?
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>>38359015
>girl
did planet fitness just assume my gender?
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>>38367494
My current anytime in MN is the best gym I've been in. Not some mega gym with a pool, spa, etc but has everything I need and looks to be outfitted for cardio bunnies as well.
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>>38369812
Seriously, if its planet fitness why don't they give some tasty but somewhat healthy treats? Like banana protein powder pancakes with berries?
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>>38355922
>bench pressing

You are not in a planet fitness.
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>>38356138
It's pretty rude unless you're powerlifting
>not putting the weights down slowly
That's forty percent of the exercise
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>>38369377
to bulk without getting fat you would need to train. you can not train at planet fitness.
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>>38369377
>try to grow mussels
>eat thrash that slows down your metabolism and does all kinds of shit and has no nutrients for mussel growing
nope
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>>38364317
>doesn't wrassle gators for a workout
Your Florida levels are low.
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