How do I achieve Jad god mode?

what a fag lol

Have an average body, shit face, and super inflated ego

Fuck jad just bee yourself man

>>38351908
Does Tinder really works?

>>38351923
>Average body
You are fucking jealous

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>A touch of Vito

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>>38351923
>average body
>shit face

U wot? If you're better looking than Jad, post a photo.

>>38352045
fuck
dude died almost a year ago

that show man...

>>38351923
SHIT FACE? AVERAGE BODY?
post pic man, you must be a god

>>38351908
>3 parts imaginary characters
>Bateman
>Jason
>American Pie

Jad fucks Apple Pies
Swipe Left my dude

who bro ive watched those kinos before Ha

>>38351976
>>38352056
>>38352072
Not him but he's pretty average for a /fit/ guy.
He doesn't look particularly aesthetic or strong.

>>38351908
>one third bateman
so an emotionless yuppie psychopath?

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>>38351908
never lift and be a sociopath i guess

>>38351923
>average body
>shit face

>>38351923

>all that jelly

Dude, it's ok to admit when guys are good looking

>>38351908
Just focus on pray switching and you'll be fine

When the healers spawn just tank them out if your 80+ def. If not try to trap them behind him

>>38351923
>guaranteedreplies.bat

>>38351908

33.3% bateman + 33.3% bond + 33.3% grey = 100% sociopath

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>>38352419
/thread

>>38351908
>Paris, girls will think he's well traveled, though he probably doesnt even speak french
>that body and face
REEEEEEEEE

>>38352072
>implying a god would waste his time trying to belittle others' accomplishments instead of trying to push them forward
He's just a jealous, insecure faggot.

>>38352154

I'd be willing to bet that less than 1% of guys have the genetics to look like that without lifting

>>38351908
Why would you want to look like a 12 year old Dutch girl?

>>38352124
post pic

I wish I could swim in a pool like that.
How do I become a millionnaire, /fit/?

>>38351908
This dude swims in pussy

That'll be me in one year.

>yfw Jad is doing a Masters in International Finance
>will probably go into investment banking and make $200k starting
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38353115
>thinking noobs still make money in finance

son, we work anyone without a PhD and 10 years of experience 100hr/wk and <50k/yr because there's so goddamned many of them.

>>38352982
looks like he doesn't even swim in pools.

>>38353141
>and <50k/yr
i know people who are making 150k/yr and in their first year in IB

i don't know if you're right about the 100hr/wk thing, I always thought it's inflated

>>38352991
no, it won't

>>38352124
Post a pic of yourself you jealous fuck

>>38353165
NYC and the people come from top-rated schools with good grades and solid references.

Dunno what your "friends" are doing if they're not lying, but it's not finance.

>>38351908
Damn eminem has been hitting the gym lately

>>38353207
In my experience its more like 90 hours a week for 70-100k a year, but yeah, it's not great. You're basically getting paid $20/hr because you're just working obscene hours.

>>38351956
sort of. Do you have a pretty face?

>>38351956
yeah but you're going to end up fucking girls a lot uglier than what you could if you met them in person

>>38352419
>he doesn't barrage

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>>no>>38354346
>not getting fire cape as soon as you hit 61 range and 40 pray

Nice obby cape kid

>>38354488
Let me guess: ranger hat and boots, red dhide top and bottom, magic short, glory, white medium length hair.

>>38351908
>>38352045
who is vito

>hec paris

The best economics school i france, also the most expensive. You literally buy your diplomas. This guy is suite obviously from the upper class. You cant really compete with that boys.

>>38352419
Underrated

>>38351923
Post bod, bud

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>>38352045
>>38352069
Rest in piss you lovably incoherent, disgusting pedo fuck

>>38352813
that doesnt equal 100 tho

>>38351921
fpbp

>>38351956
Yes. Found this amazing girl by accident and currently spending time with her, might turn into a relationship down the line.

Will not post her instagram because she is sort of famous where we're from.

>>38352844
HEC Paris is also the best business school in France

>>38352419
You.

Good job.

>>38352419
>tfw you never got a fire cape
Why live?

>>38351921
fppb

>>38351908
Grey. Like from that fucking book?

Ug.

It probably works great though, so I really can't criticize. Who's Vito?

>>38351956
Yeah, it can.

For quick hook-ups: you'll only get reasonably attractive girls if you're basically a 10/10 (e. g. OP's pic).

For getting dates that might end in sex on the first date if the girl is cool and not just tryna get a free drink/meal/conversation: Yeah, you can get some pretty cute girls. At least I have, and I'm not that fit, although I have a nice face...IDK, I'm on Tinder and Bumble, but I'm try to meet attractive girls IRL as much as possible.

>>38351908
Never cringed this much. What a manchild. And I can assure that any girl with a brain thinks the same.

>>38352813
Chicks dig that shit dude. Especially for NSA hook-ups.

Who is "grey"?

>>38356530

>sex on first date

>cool girl

You mean slut, ya cuck.

>>38351908
come from a wealthy family and date poor girls.
obviously Jad is a loser if you can't even fuck in his social status
guess stacey still won't fuck him

>>38356615
50 Shades of Grey dude.

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>>38356534
>girl with a brain
>girl
>thinks

>>38354794
good ole' meme

>>38351908
>That feel when you find your Tinder on 4Chan

Hello people

>>38352844
Et oui je parle Francais ;)

>>38352045
Kek

>>38356811
Prove it

>>38354725
Vito Margera, Bam Margeras uncle. He was on Bams MTV show a lot and I think in Jackass a little bit, you can probably find some good clips of him on YouTube. He got arrested for sexual harassment a few years ago and died a year ago I think.

>>38356857
He got arrested for groping a pair of 12 year old girls, he was a sex offender until he died, ironically from alcoholism and not obesity.

>>38351908
1/3 bateman
so does he kill the girls running down the stairs with a chainsaw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gabXaUrYFE8

>>38356837

Kek if does

Will kind of devalue it actually because we will know he is a fellow autist

>>38351908
Good-looking dude, but that bio was pure cringe. Change it to something more mature.

That shit is like "nothing personel, kid" tier

>>38356857
>>38356912
>>38354725
he means vito corleone

>>38354819
Touch of vito

>tfw too much of a mental midget to get my firecape from Jad

ended up getting it only after being maxed combat stats

>>38353725
The gold standard starting job for my major pays something like <$14/hour when you factor in how many hours you work

>>38351908
>jack sparrows alter ego
He should stick with sexy pictures and stop making bios.

>>38351908
Eat lots of PIZZA

>>38358178
you can get more than that working at mcdonalds

>Implying this wasn't on gay tinder