>Anon you are soo Cute!!

>>38336614
"Let's go back to my place for drinks!!"

>>38336626
>sorry anon :/ I think of you more as a little brother...

>>38336658
Perfect! Let's go back to my place for drinks.

>>38336658
y-you t-too

>>38336614
>Anon you are so cute!! you are like my gay bestfriend but not gay!!

>>38337879
Somebody has actually said that to me before.

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>you're cute
>like a baby turtle!

>>38337964
Actually sorry for you wow

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>Oh.... Anon.....
>I'm actually trying to be an independent woman xD, and I'm not really looking for a boyfriend. I still consider you one of my few close friends :^)
Ask me what I did, /fit/. fucking ask me.

>>38337982
I don't really remember, it was either one of the superficial bitches or it was the actual gay kid.

>>38337991
What'd you do?

>>38337964
RIP

>>38337991

try for fwb?

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>>38338004
>>38338013
I turned 360 degrees then walked away

I have been told that before. Then I just jokingly say

> guys dont wanna be called cute. we wanna be handsome

>>38338026
Youd be facing the same way you idiot.
I was right when i expected this board to be full of dumb meatheads. I guess im just two intelligent to lift.

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这里有你看不懂的直播

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>>38338395
中共走狗去吃屎吧

>>38338256
Made me smile at work. Thanks bro.

>>38336658
say you have an incest fetish, gets them to shut the fuck up.

>>38336614
Oh fuck, that's the worst.
You puppy now.

>>38336614
I was cute until like 21, then I was middling handsome for a few years, and like 6 months ago I shaved my head and now I'm Scary.

It's humorous how differently people react to me now

>>38338256
School starts in 3 weeks huh

>>38338456
>simplified characters in picture
>traditional in filename
真不高兴。

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>why dont you talk anon?

>>38338895
I wish I could just spaghetti my inner monologue into existance. Could ramble and talk about so much cool shit but I feel like I'll be labeled
>that guy that talks too much

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>>38338865

>>38338256
Kek

>>38338833
I think you'd know better than he does

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>>38336614
>Implying girls would even talk to me

>>38338905
I can relate with this breh

>>38338256
Turn 360 degrees and get out of here

>>38336614
i do my hair in a way that looks like my hair is receding.
it makes me look older than i am.

>>38339271
cottage cheese and fruitloops lol

>you're cute in a weird way!

what does that even fucking mean. just say i'm ugly then ffs

>>38338256
lel one of the best replies to that i've ever read

>>38338256
way too much bait.
two baits in one

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>>38338895

I have a bad beta complex, and as soon as a girl stops talking, i try to continue the conversation by force and it gets even more awkward.
it never works. but hey i might get a little chadsome if it does

>>38338597
underrated

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>Boyfriend? LOL! Sorry, I think of you as a very very good friend, Anon! We can talk to each other about other people we meet though!
>Have you seen Chad lately? He's so hot! Omg

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>>38338895

cuz mi mind is constantly racing with deep thoughts. im a twisted fucking psychopath

>>38340852
Hello 9gag

>>38340862

*BOOOOOM BOOOOOOM BOOOOM*
*CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH*

Thats all it takes me for to kick in your door. think twice

>>38338256
Damn son 10/10

>you'd be the perfect boyfriend anon
>let's date then
>haha oh anon xD don't be silly I don't think of you like that :3

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>>38340985

>You're so sweet and I like you very much but I want to be your friend

What did she mean by this?

>>38338895
>You make me nervous looking at me like that, Anon

>>38338905
I think when it came out you'd realize that it isn't actually coherent, or interesting. That's usually how it works

>>38337879
>>38337964
same

i wasn't trying to fuck her though so i didn't care

>>38341011

you are too nice to be an asshole to

she is looking for a cunt to be a cunt to

if she is a cunt to you then it serves no purpose

>>38341011
you ugly and i like your emotional support

>>38338905
you know the funny thing? I already had three chicks just in love with me through the cell phone. I know how to say the right thing in the right way to make them wet as a lake. But as soon as we meet, I'm fucking Silent Bob.

>>38341046

>meeting girls off your false virtual online dating persona

only a recipee for disaster

If you're interested he friend zone you only got 2 options
1. Ask point blank if she wants to go to a date
2. If she says no, cut contact and move on

What does it mean if girls call me cute? Is it a bad thing or I would probably fuck him cute?

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>>38336614
Well at least you weren't called ugly right?

>>38341072
*In the friend zone

Fucking hell there was this girl and we used to chat online because I was a beta fuck. Then I grew a pair and asked her out. She gave evasive replies then I told her I had to end my friendship with her. I ask her if she still wants to continue the friendship(to see if she even cared) and she says its me who wants to end it. Fucking women will never take responsibility

>>38341072
Those aren't 2 options, those are 2 steps. Make some effort.

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>>38337991
You know what to do.

>>38340985
And then?

>>38341119
Yeah right sorry.
Had this other "friend" whom I cut contact with. Told her she wasn't worth my time and I don't like how she ignores me sometimes. She has the gall to say that's what will happen and if I can accept that. She was a 5 at best . 6 months later on Facebook she sends me "hi"
fucking bitches man

>>38341085

Is this a bad troll?

>I ask her out, she says no so I cut contact
>I ask if she wants to continue contact
>She points out that it was me that cut contact
>Fucking roasties never own up to their bullshit REEEEEEEE

>>38341085

Didn't you just break your steps? You asked her, she said no and then you came back begging to be friends. What happened to cutting contact and moving on?

>>38341172
>>38341155

guys, why are you wasting time and energy discussing the beta-tales of a 16yo?

>>38341085
did u even read what u typed

>>38341187
I'm pathetic enough to find it enjoyable I guess. Such a blatant inconsistency can't pass without being pointed out.

If a girl playfully tells you she doesn't think you're man enough to handle her, what do you say that's not full autism

>>38341283
>y-you're right, i don't have a forklift liscence
>h-heh

>>38338794
I did the same thing, left my beard to grow too
People would tell me that I look like a skinhead type terrorist dude
I wish I was handsome

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>>38341322
d-do i look like a racist terrorist?

>>38341080
It means that you aren't threatening to her.
What follows depends on her personality.

>>38341355
You look like a numale. Shave that shit. Now.

>>38336614
> Hey anon, wanna come to the bar with me Saturday?
> I need someone to scare away the creeps so I won't be bothered while looking for the real catches

>>38341283
You laugh right in her face and just walk away because there's no way of saying that while not sounding ridiculous.

>you are too cute to be real
>no one kissed me in my life
>im scared anon,forgive me

what did she mean with this?

>>38341355
Yes,I've seen people like you in Berlin

>>38341374
>scare away the creeps
>scare away all the 'real catches'
>get her drunk af
>?????
>prophet

>>38338256
im pretty sure this type of bait is illegal, dude.

>>38339227
REKT

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>"anon you're so attractive why don't you have a gf"
>"why don't you take off your shirt, anon, c'mon it's hot"
>"Why are you always with your sweater, anon?"

>tfw poland syndrome

>>38341454
what's a poland syndrome?

>>38340862
*teleports behind you*

>>38341454
Her pussy might get wet if you just showed all like ya don't care. I'm thinking of finally doing that with my hypertrophic acne scars all over my chest and shoulders once I get lean. Had a shit puberty, sadly not from roids.

>>38341470
I don't have a right pectoral muscle

>22
>tfw fugg women in late 20's early 30's
>tfw they use exactly cute

Step up your game m8

>>38341355
ive seen you in quite a lot of gay pornos
full homo
you should consider g4p

>>38341484
What the fuck?
How do you move your arm dawg?

>>38341517
turns out, you don't need a pectoral muscle to move your arm.

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>>38338256

>Anon i had a dream about you
>You went on a rampage and tried to kill us all
tfw i'm not even an aggressive person

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>>38341355
>philtrum piercing

>>38341546
should've responded " Ok.... why were you dreaming about me?"

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>>38338256
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>38341283
My go-to would be 'is that right?' With a playful smirk
I'm only a semi-Chad though

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>>38341584
>Because you scare me so much that u get nightmares you fucking creeper

>>38341652
she wouldn't have said that
most likely she would've blushed and said n-no reason

What exactly is wrong with having a female friend?

If she's into things you're into, and you can talk to her without a filter, there is literally no reason not to have her as a friend.

>>38341283
Make her feel awkward for even saying that.
"What do you mean not man enough? The only difference between man and woman is physical strength so are you implying i'm not man enough to physically lift you?"
And when she stumbles to either give an explanation of what she meant or tries to apologize, you interrupt and say
"Haha relax i'm joking"
And change the subject.

>>38338256
You fucking retard. You said "two" instead of "to" intelligent to lift. God your a fucking idiot. Why don't you get a proper education you fuck?

>tfw to intelligent to lift

>>38341894
>relax I'm just joking
...
*pulls out phone*
>So how many of these do you think you could stuff in your mouth without choking to death?

>>38341839
Spotted the cuck

>>38336658
Kekd

>>38341975
you mean
*pulls out dick

>>38341355
dya habe de tattooes?

>>38342043
Imagine one of your male friends. You go out to grab a beer, you play vidya, you make fun of eachother, ...
Why do people find it impossible to do the same with a girl?

>>38342676
As for the sex part, imagine a male friend with an awesome car.
You still hang out, every once in a while you make a comment about his car, make jokes about it, etc.
And since you're super into cars, you want to drive it around sometimes, but its very expensive and he doesn't let anybody drive it.
Do you just cut contact because he won't let you drive it?

>>38342418
no tattoos yet

>>38342710
You're being all grown up about it though.

>>38341283
Don't say anything and start handling her.

>>38341017
>you should be

>>38338256
4 BAITS C'MON!

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>"You're so hot I'd fuck you a few times but I don't I'd ever date you."
>"Oh, no?"
>"You look dead inside."
>"Oh.."

>>38342710
Idk is he letting mutual friends drive it? how good a friend is this guy?

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>I really want to fuck you Anon

>>38343478
>he doesn't let anybody drive it

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>>38338256
>Mfw found glasses on floor now looks too intelligent to lift.

>>38343665
kek

>>38341283
lol if it's playful, she's into you and teasing

have fun with it, start tickling her and give her a shit eating grin 'oooh is that right?'

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>>38341283
tell her you're deceptively strong, like a mongoose

>>38341485
>wasting the prime of your life fucking trash that older men won't touch

>>38342676
because girls are extremely boring, are bad at most activities, and generally have nothing to contribute other than sex and emotional support

>>38342710
if he's constantly looking around for other people to drive his car, and then lamenting that once they've driven it they never stay in touch with him

then yeah, guy sounds fucking weird

>>38337972
Jeb?

>>38341839
I tried having female friends twice. Never again. They don't care about you. Better stick to your bros.

>>38341046
Why does this happen?

>>38343826
Yeah this. They don't care enough.

>>38342710
You cut contact because the person with a car lets other people who they met the day of or someone who disrespects them drive the car. Anyone with any amount of pride for themselves doesn't stick around

>>38338905
Why do you think your inner monologue would be interesting or entertaining to others?

Are you sure you're not unconsciously doing the classic "I am **actually** hilarious and super-interesting, it's just because I don't show it that I'm not the life of the party" excuse to avoid facing up to the fact that maybe you're just plain old boring?

>>38338065
Well done anon stand up for males against these whores we call women

>>38336614
This 54 married woman told me today
>this is a big stiffie!

Like wtf does that even mean

>>38344732
Wut

>>38341060
>Using my real persona for online dating
>"hi"
>....
>qt is offline

>>38338256
thought it was serious until I read "two"

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>>38338256

>>38341538
just for bench then ?

>>38341485
same here, except I'm... 23
last gf was 34, shit was cash

>>38345910
im 23 myself

how would i go about getting a cougar gf?

>Anon is such a nice guy!

>>38345936
Surely women know to never ever say that by now

>>38345979
why's that?

>>38345928
Try getting out with older coworkers or a friend's older brother/sister so they introduce you to some female friends of them.

Look out for a thirsty one, make her laugh and try small physical contacts. If she starts doing the same, ask for her number and voilaaa.

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>guy calls you cute

>>38346022
look for a*

>>38338256
META-BAIT

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>when a girl calls you both cute and handsome almost within the same sentence
What's this mean? It's probably even worse.

>>38337991
She wants to be FWB. Try more tension

>>38336614
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeeenus peenus! :) hahah

ITT: what fitness tracker do you use /fit?/ - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>>38341283
Playfully ask her if that's a challenge.

>>38341967
>your a fucking idiot
>your a
>idiot
>your

Neck yourself

>>38337879
https://youtu.be/-H57zcozi7k

>>38337964
>>38337879

This was said to me too, but she was my cousin so....

>>38346836
Does it mean she wants you to touch her? It's like she's teasing that you're too scurred to initiate. If you were just some retard she would not bring up sexuality at all?

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>>38338895
>Hey anon, you're actually really nice
>Why don't you talk more

iktf all too well

>>38346880
Holy shit. All she ever brings up is whether I'm super gay or not or what types of girls I like.

ty fit
wish me the best of luck

>>38346966
Keep us posted

I use to be an offender of calling guys cute, I still do sometimes, until someone pointed out to me that it's not a masculine word and it makes you guys seem less like a man sometimes which is upsetting because I wouldn't want to do that to you. I saw it as a unisex word because I think both men and women can be cute and adorable, but I guess I should leave those adjectives behind based on how some of you take it and I've seen these same reactions in real life too.

But a lot of you are probably a lot more handsome than you realize and try not to over think the things some of these woman are saying to you. Yes, some of them are giving off mix signals, but a lot of it is straight forward and you're probably just over thinking it.

Also, I've noticed another group that doesn't like to be called cute and that's shorter girls. A lot of them think it's kind of insulting because you're probably relating them to a doll or making them feel less womanly and more like a little girl. Not all of them feel this way of course, but a majority of the shorter girls I've met don't like to be called cute they prefer beautiful or pretty just like you guys prefer handsome or attractive.