Times you acted like the Joker at the gym >be me >doing

>>38330125
u r a mad man

>>38330125
>HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Isn't this from Breaking Bad?

>>38330159
>post on /fit/
>use memes from other shows

THROW THE KEY OUT

>Drink from the water fountain
>Actually hydrated but there's a queue forming behind me
>Keep drinking

HONKA HONKA

>gym says no dropping weight
>proceed to do bailing clean and jerks with max weight without bumper plates

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

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>i wear basket ball shorts to the gym

>>38330125
>put headphones in
>not actually listening to music

SSSOMEBODY SSSTOP ME

>>38330125
DAMAGED

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>>38330125
>suck a guy off in the gym showers
>after swallowing his load say 'no homo'
>don't really mean it

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>>38330125
>put grip gloves on
WHILE DOING CARDIO

>>38330125
i worked out with a shirt then staff told me i had to wear a shirt then i cancelled my membership

>>38331988
>kekd

>>38331906
Hello, Ssssnake.

>Dressed up as the Joke three years ago for Halloween
>Drank a shit ton of malt liquor & Nyquil
>healthledgerchallenge.kms
>Zonked like cray
>End up at a house party
>Pull a knife out of the kitchen & put it up to a girl's face
>I'm friends with everyone in the room except stranger girl
>people laugh, say that I'm just playing the character
>I was really just off my shit

>>38330125
>tell someone they don't need a belt when squatting beyond their bodyweight

FURY OF THE STOOORRRM

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>Pick two dumbells for planks
I ONLY NEEDED ONE
>Become friend with autistic 40 yo guy in gym
>Whenever i finish a set he comes over and put wheigts back to their place
>mfw i now have a gym slave

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>go fill up water bottle at fountain
>see several people lining up
>after a minute the bottle fills up
>instead of leaving I take several huge gulps
>fill up water bottle again for another minute
>see a few people leaving the line
DEVILISH
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>>38332114
Kek. I usually let Asian manlet dyel do this job. I thought eveyone does this?!!

>>38330125
>guy asks for spot
>starts benching
>brings final rep down to his chest
>begins to bring it up without struggle
>pull it up and rack it
>walk away

PSYCHOTIC

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>>38331946
D E V I L I S H
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>Go to the gym
>Run on the treadmill for an half an hour
>leave

TAKE ME AWAY BOYS

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>>38330125
>walk on the threadmill for 4h and minimum speed
>run all the way home, 10 MILES AWAY

SOMEBODY S'TOP MEEEEEE

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>>38330125
>>At water fountain
>>Half step away
>>Turn around and take another sip

NO BRAKES ON THIS RIDE

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>>38332989
YOU CROSSED THE LINE.

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>lift naked when nobody else is in the gym at 3AM

>>38330125
>dumbbell flies instead of bench press

Where is security?

>>38333049
>take steroids to get abs by coming on /fit/ to laugh at your picture

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

this meme is pretty dank

>>38330125
>>After every set drink water and pee in sink
I love you man!

>>38330125
I ride the fitness bike with a helmet on!
Safety first

>>38332910
you mother fucker!!!

I know all you did was walking bitch!

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>mom told me to not consume so much protein
>because it can damage my kidneys
>eat 250g a day

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>on a cut
>recommended 1600 Calories
>eat 1602

GOTTA CONFUSE THE METABOLISM, HAHAHAHAHA

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>bench press shirtless, don't wipe off the sweat
S A T A N I C

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>tell people I rep two seventy for a warm up on bench

>I warm up with two 70 pound dumbells

>wear a rich pinna 5 persons tank top to busybody gym
>am actually sponeorsd by pyjamas braun blackstone labs
I'M THE ANIMAL I BECOME !!

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>pay $50 per month just to go to the gym to drink water
>do cardio by running to the fountain before people that look obviously parched

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>receptionist says "have a nice day" as i leave
>don't tip her

I'M UNHINGED

>>38333486
Who the fuck tips a receptionist anyway? Are you autistic?!!

>>38330125
>dont go to the gym for several years
>keep eating what I want
>starting to become pretty fat
>gettin pretty sick of this

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

>spotting friend
>he's struggling on the last rep
>i tell him he's got it
>he doesn't actually have it
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

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>friend asks me for four scoops of my mutant whey
>give him only three

CMON

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>receptionist tells me to have a good night
>go home and cry myself to sleep

SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I BECOME UNLEASHED

>>38333536
What kind of gym do you go to where you don't tip the receptionist? Let me guess, you don't even have a pl8 dispenser at your gym either huh

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>woman hits on me at the gym
>tell her I have a girlfriend
>actually my waifu body pillow

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>Go to gym with friend
>Don't work out with him

>jerk off in the shower
>clean up after myself

>>38333300
MESSED UP
>>38333321
Check'em

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>tell the gym's carryperson to take me to the locker room
>don't tip

ABSOLUTELY INSANE

>>38333536
You damn commies

>>38333321

kek, underrated

>>38333900
Do you tip the working people on your gyms in the US? Fuck

>preworkout says to take 3 scoops at most
>only take 2

DEVIANT

>>38333486
>>38334657
wtf is wrong with you shart in marts

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>yawn between sets

>>38333333

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>pre workout says not to exceed 2 scoops in 24-hour period
>take 3

SOMEONE CATCH THAT MAN

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>Gym requires from its members to have a towel
>I never bring one anyway

M
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>start workout
>didn't even stretch

MOM CAN'T STOP ME NOW

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>>38333936
I also have one, i had a sure thing lined up once before realising i had my body pillow just in plain sight as soon as i would walk in my door.

>mfw having to make a really autistic awkward attempt at disengaging a sure thing.

>>38332972

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>38334841
Yeah because we can afford it, unlike yuropooreans

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>>38330125

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just a few more weeks until summer is over

>>38330125
>be me
>in gym

>>38335259
Is there even any point in stretching before working out?

>>38335513
I always do it, my shoulder and lower bacl gets totally fucked if i dont and i feel a better muscle connection and flexibility aswell

>>38335554
Just do warmup reps with less weights

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>>38330125
>pee in sink

Brother

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>>38334420

>>38332490
He wants you dick tbqh

>>38330125
once time i asked the girl at the desk why are you serious

>>38335271
Kek story time pls

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>>38330551
cracking these plates...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>do greyskull lp
>Have to alternate between ohp and bench
>Ohp on the bench
CAN'T WAKE UP

>notice fat girl mirin
>decide to step down to her level and have the privilege of talking with a literal Greek god
>months go by and I charm her
>she says "when are you going to ask me out?"
>I say "never you fat bitch"

CANT STOP WONT STOP

>>38335465
ABSOLUTE

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>>38335867
If I take off your altitude mask will you die?

>browsing /fit
>not autistic
>not homo

Haven't been on /fit/ in months and I come back to this.
Glad I fuckin left

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>girl asks samples guy if whey protein is gluten free
>tell her no as I walk by

THE BATMAN CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

>go to the gym for the first time
>already got the membership the previous day and left because I had something to do afterwards
>anyway, go to the gym for the first workout
>receptionist asks if I need a personal trainer
>say no
>I actually do need one
>walk around the gym, want to try out free weights
>find the squat rack
>see there's people there already
>casually leave the free weights section and go to the cardio section like I meant to go there
>hop on a treadmill
>jog for 10 minutes or so
>check back with the squat rack
>people are still there
>leave the gym
>never return
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>38335223
Damn that picture reminds me of when I first dicovered /b... that was like 8 or years ago dog

>start to piss bubbles
>my body is desperately trying to tell me that i dont need more protein
>take 4 scoops anyways
DO YOU LIKE.......MEIN CAR??
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS GAS GAS

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>first day at the gym
>too afraid to squat normally
>get on the smith machine
>put clips on
SLOWLY BECOMING RETARDED

>need to add a 10lb plate to each side
>see two 10lb plates
>take four 5lbs instead
MOMS GUNNA FREAK