Why you did not save him /fit/? WHY????????? sleep tight reviewbrah

>>38319607
Reviewbrah I would house you, no homo

is he leaving humanity behind?
where's the Mutant Mass review?

>>38319607
:(

Hey guys we need to help him out! Seriously! Anyone know his whereabouts? I live in Europe so I can't really do much for him.

>>38319607
Literally who cares about this autistic freak?
Brb listening to shortwave radio on a sunday afternoon

>>38319679
Fuck you that's review brah,
It's not like he's jeff or one of the other shills

Im pretty sure he makes a few g's from his channel

Who is this guy and what does he have to do with /fit/?

>>38319679
I care

>>38319762
Apparently some autists have been spamming his videos since 2013. At least that's how far the archive goes

http://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/reviewbrah/order/asc/

I never understood it and always ignored him.

https://www.patreon.com/TheReportOfTheWeek

Get in there guys! If even ten of us can give the fella 5$ it's a huge deal!

>>38319679
listen here, bud, I know you think you're being funny picking on some dyel guy who dresses in old fashioned suits, but ReviewBrah is a better man than you'll ever be, so back the fuck off

>>38319738

YouTube partners get roughly 70% of all advertising revenue. Advertisers pay either when their add is clicked, or viewed for 30 seconds, or both. Last I checked the average payout for a click or view was $2.

TheReportOfTheWeek's most popular video has just over 500,000 views. Realistically he'd earn $50,000 from that video.

He has a few videos that are 100,000+ views, but for the most part his videos are between 5,000 and 20,000 views.

Now, that may sound like a lot, but it generally takes him around a year to get to 100,000+ views on a video. His Domino's Pan Pizza review, for example, was uploaded 3 years ago.

So, let's say he gets five videos to 100,000 views within a year, 1 gets 200,000 views and he has one that gets 500,000 views over three years.

That is ~$45,000 a year, and that's before taxes. I'm not sure how things work in the States, but in Australia he'd be considered a sole trader which means 20% of his money goes to the government, leaving him with a modest sum of ~$40,000 per year.

That's nothing. I got a job as a train driver straight out of high-school and made three times that in my first year.

>>38319679
>Literally who cares about this autistic freak?
other autistic freaks from /v/ who think they lift

>>38319607
I posted a thread about him last week. We all decided he looked like absolute shit. This explains it.

Poor fella. I'd room with him if he lived near me.

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>>38319678
He lives in New Jersey somewhere.

>>38319867
BACK THE FUCK OFF???!!?***

>>38319955
>$50k from 500k view
>pewdiepie etc are making millions a week from multiple uploads of 2 million view+ videos

Nah

>>38319955
how long does it actually take for him to make videos though? Even if he is autistic, he could easily get a job that wouldn't interfere with his youtube videos.

>>38319679
He's a good old /fit/ meme but you faggots shouldn't buy into him now he's got a stupid amount of subs and is begging on Patreon now.
Though by the looks of it, he needs that funding money KEK

>>38320031
Those are the facts.

>multiple uploads of 2 million view+ videos
>multiple upload
>2 million view+

There's your answer. I doubt they're making millions off YouTube alone.

>>38319955
>That's nothing. I got a job as a train driver straight out of high-school and made three times that in my first year.

Australia wages pls go.

>>38320048
Absolutely, he uploads a lot, but less than 5% of his uploads have over 50k views.

>>38319955
>implying you get .10$ per view

Are you high, my friend?

>>38320031
>Pewdiepie buys a Ferrari
>Literally his 9-5 job is talking jibberish and making videos of him playing video games.
>For him Fat-Cat Day is January 1st all years every year.

The thing I hate most is that I was too young for the dot-com bubble and now I'm too fucking old for the you-tube / streamer cash in.

Hello darkness my old friend...

>>38319955
That great and all but I'm pretty sure he's not a partner

>>38320083
>implying you get .10$ per view

Where?

Are you unable to do basic artihmetic? Or read?

I'm inferring (not implying) he'd get about $1 for every 1000 views.

>>38319955
>50k from 500k views
Lol no. Its around 1 dollar for every 100 views. Get your shit straight.
I don't even care about this fuck, I just don't like retards like you spouting off bullshit.

>>38320108
Why wouldn't he be? He has enough subscribers.

>>38320116
100k views***

>>38320065
What i meant is by your numbers pewdiepie has made $5,750,000 in the last week from ad revenue alone, he obviously hasn't, you assume youtube ad revenue is higher than it actually is

>>38320116
It's exactly what I said: Roughly $2 to YouTube for every click, or full view of ad.

You're the one obviously spouting shit because someone told you it was '$1 per 100 views'. Look it up. It's not based on 'per views', that's obviously retarded. It's based entirely on ad revenue.

I'm lost. What is this?

>>38320156

>You're the one obviously spouting shit because someone told you it was '$1 per 100 views'. Look it up. It's not based on 'per views', that's obviously retarded. It's based entirely on ad revenue.

Not the guy you're replying to, but you have autism.

You can't know exactly how many people are going to click an ad, you can only assume an average based on how many views a video gets. If 500k people watch something you can assume 10% clicked the ad for example, and you can apply this to everything else, so of course views are what matters.

>>38320104
you have no idea how many people tried to get a semidecent revenue from making yt videos and failed horribly

>>38320104
it's hilarious and sad to watch people rationalize their mediocrity

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>watching an autistic edgelord reviewing food

neck yourself :)

>>38320179
Not to mention it's closer to 1-10 cents per ad anyways. Whoever setting "two bucks per ad clicked" is a fucking retard.

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>>38320116
>getting this triggered on 4chan

>>/r/reddit

>>38320114
>>implying you get .10$ per view
>Where?

the part where you say he makes 50k from a video with 500k views

do you think he'll start reviewing cheap motels like they're 5 star suites?

Why did his parents kick him out? I thought his mother supported his career

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Review brah is fucking solid honestly.

Im sure he is doing fine and i doubt he actually sleeps in his car.

He was freaking out about someone stalking him a little while back though.

>>38320293

Kek

>>38320279

> posting anime girl reaction images unironically.

woa

>>38320293
I hope so

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>>38320459
>posts on an anime image board
>complains about anime

that still doesn't hide the fact that you watch a autistic man eat a burger.

>>38319955
>>38320083
>>38320114
>>38320116
>>38320272

just want to let you guys know the actual ad revenue from youtube is 1/4 a cent ($.0025) per full watched ad. the youtuber gets no money from the views from adblock or from skipped ads but they do count towards the total view count. its alot less than most people think, but the reason people pander towards normies and others similar is because most people who watch a pewdiepie or prank video dont have adblock, so therefore he makes more money than someone who had the same viewcount but with a different, more seasoned viewerbase

>>38320602
This
>>38319955
h3h3 have 1.5 views per video but they're moving from NY because they don't have money

>>38319607
>has a mattress on the back of his car
Probably offers kids free candy

>>38319607
I don't save memes. I let them die.

apparently he takes cross-country road trips all alone.

it's pretty interesting.

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Why doesn't he wear pic related, that's literally his best suit

>>38319607
>unironically caring about ReviewBrah
He's on the event horizon for being a fedora-tier beta faggot, fuck him.

>>38320031
Pewdiepie makes about $14m every year

>>38321031
Why doesn't he have a belt on?

>>38320795
>h3h3 is poor

Good, only redditors find that shit funny

>>38321107
Because his trousers fit him.
Belts are for men that don't know their trousers

>>38321107
its tailor-made

do you really belive that he would reviev pizza in ordinary bestbuy suit?

lel

>>38319679
Say that to me irl and I'll crush your testicles

>>38321147
Manlet detected.
Real men (tall) still wear belts.

>>38321234
fucking kek

>>38320016
dat thing. from /fph/

how'd he lose his house?

>>38320602
well shit, I thought I was doing people a favor anytime I actually watched a full ad (only on mobile because adaway doesn't block youtube ads I guess)

but all I've been earning them is 1/4 of a cent, rip

>>38319955
Try around $2-3per thousand views with ads

Source: my channel is monetised

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He's fine apparently.

>>38321031
those shoes tho

>>38321846
The jews found out he was redpilled and ruined his life.

>you will never see reviewbrah on an episode of "what not to wear"

Feelsbadman

>>38319607
I make a lot of money, I'd throw some good cash at him. I really like the guy and want him to succeed. If he's in Denver, look me up

>>38319955

He also just monetized the channel this past spring

It doesn't give retroactive payouts I'm guessing

>>38319762

He's like our little brother. Nobody picks on him but us.

>>38323177
damn it this faggot is right

it's pretty admirable that he put(s) up with all the insults and joking.

half of his subscribers (4chan and misc) started out mocking him and making fun of him. it is what it is.

>>38321031
kek

when people see him, they pretty much know he is /aut/

>>38321031
He just wants to live a quiet life.

>>38319955
>That's nothing. I got a job as a train driver straight out of high-school and made three times that in my first year.

Australia has a retard high cost of living due to your $20 minimum wage so $45k in the states is pretty good.

>>38321031
Man, this guy really has a Mac Demarco thing going on. Like, he could be very cute if he just went with a different style.

/fit/ used to be reviewbrah hub on 4chan but times have changed

r9k and pol now.

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I went to high school with reviewbrah
Pic related, him in the yearbook

>>38325715
Fuck just realised i wrote the wrong date

>>38322577
>Living out of car
>fine

weren't there a couple fags from /pol/ who were literally stalking him in real life? Maybe that's why he's living out of the car, so he can get away from them

>>38325715
haha fuck. what was he like?

>>38325715
What's his quote? You could blur out the name.

>Being this curious.

>>38320116

Lots of misinformation here.

Ads vary on season. Ad revenue gets higher the closer you get to the holiday season.

Expect 60cents to 2 dollars per THOUSAND views. It's all about the views, maxmoefoe and friends all joke about views; because that's all YT is about.

>>38319762
Go back to plebbit cuck

>>38319845
First time watching one of his videos. First thought is that if I couldn't see his face I'd think I was listening to a you Jim Jones of Jonestown infamy.

I could imagine him saying, "mother, mother, mother, please...."

>>38319679
this.
/thread

God it's just some kid who wears his fathers suits and talks about eating shitty foods.
What the fuck is wrong with you people or your fascination with him?
This is as tasteless as the force mike patton mem

>>38325800
"Time will tell. Always does"
-The doctor

>>38325790
Pretty quiet, didnt have much friends. Wore a suit every day without exception, even on halloween when all the seniors dress up. I didnt have any classes with him though so i didnt know him well. Also everyone in the school new about his channel almost from the beggining, even teachers

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>implying its not a ruse for more patreon sympathy money

>>38321147
Yeah and people wear watches to tell the time as well..

>>38319955
40k USD would be 120 in AUS bucks

>>38319762

He posted on misc for a bit

Legit cuestion:
Why does he only wear suits ? Does he really have some mental issues ?

>>38320073

Train driver wages are fucked, gucking unions, driving a train ain't that hard

>>38320104
>now I'm too fucking old for the you-tube / streamer cash in
no you're not.

>>38319607
what has this got to do with fitness?

>>38325986
He just likes suits very much

>>38325894
>Also everyone in the school new about his channel almost from the beggining, even teachers

Awkward.

>>38325986

What's wrong with suits? I keep forgetting that Americans are one of the worst dressed people. You're always good with a suit, it's easy. Unlike fiilthy t-shirts and shorts, which are always shit-tier.

>>38326144
no, you are not.
I'm European and wearing suits in non-fitting situations is shitty.

>>38325986
Can you grasp the concept of people being different to the norm? People here enjoy fitness and learning about it. He enjoys learning about shortwave radio and wearing suits.

My motivation to get big is to fuck up anyone who makes fun of reviewbrah desu.

>>38325894
What state is he from?

>>38326158
He is out of the norm, as in being retarded

>>38323286
Not really, he was heavily depressed late 2013 from the misc/4chan

>>38326150

I knew a guy who wore suits all the time. He was British/Russian and handsome as fuark. I would have married that man. Sigh.

>>38326181
Everything that has ever existed in the universe is painfully cringeworthy and retarded. Not sure how wearing suits everyday is much different. You seem low sentient to actually care about some kid living in a minute snapshot of all human history wearing a suit.

>>38326225
Shouldn't you go back to terraforming planets or creating a new intelligent life-form Mr."I am the universe"Ascended Alien.

>>38325986
Because the 50's was a great time period in america and he wants to celebrate it every day by wearing suits.

>>38326086

/thread

I'd take CHAD meme over this shit anyday, goddamn I hate this deformed freak

>>38319607

>Reviewbrah living in the hotel Toyota

https://chrissawey.wordpress.com/

He is truly a special creature

Can't wait for his traveling food show.

>>38325715
'im a big star I don't need to be dealing with these peasants'

lol

>>38321107
That style of suit doesn't require a belt. It's optional.

>>38323527
10/10

i can see it now.

>>38320573
it stopped being an anime board a long fucking time ago. Anime autist weeb shit got shoved into their own boards.

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>>38321031

He reminds me of a younger version of Cooper from Twin Peaks.

>>38321031
>the tie in pants combo
wow

>>38320256
Honestly I laugh my ass off watching him just like I'd laugh my ass off being infront of pic related's PowerPoints. When did you get such a thin skin Mr. I'le Cringed

>>38326179
I think NC?

>>38323527
This friday