/fit/ shitty advices

>>38316113
Might as well get a swastika tattoo to finish it off OP.

>>3831611
> mfw balding
>mfw buzz cut is only way to avoid looking like some sort of trappist monk/paedo hybrid

Fuck my life

>>38316113

But you do look manly
>implying that's you

>>38316113
Itt Jesse pink man decides to lift

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They looked at you funny because you now look A E S T H E T I C as fuck OP. Get your shit together OMG

>>38316113
you look good faggot what's wrong with it ?

>>38316113
They're staring at the pube shit on your face nigger

doesn't look bad at all

>>38316113
you pull it off tho.

>>38316169
Suit yourself. Play the hypothetical game.
>>38316185
Yeah, the niggers are going to make my face real A E S T H E T I C A L when they bash my shit in.
>>38316186
My problem is that if you live in an area with non-whites you're going to get fucked with a buzzcut.

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>>38316113
Commander Shepard reporting for duty

>>38316113
You look absolutely average for my country.

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>>38316226
nobody cares. keep lifting.

>>38316249
What's your country?

>>38316113
OP is just fishing for nice compliments like a girl on Normiegram

>>38316249
What do you mean average? Fight me anon. I bet I pull more than you on tinder

>>38316230
My ideal self

Don't get a buzz that deep dummy, I get a 3 on top and 1.5 or 2 on the sides and get positive feedback.

>>38316296
>But whether to go paragon or renegade
>Also who to choose for your space waifu

>>38316280
I mean a lot people here looks same as man on the OP photo and nobody assumes they are skinheads or look funny at them.
>I bet I pull more than you on tinder
It can be true since I don't use tinder.

>>38316113
Buzz cuts are lazy and look shit tier just put some effort in.

>>38316113
Shave that pubic hair off your face. No beard, no mustache would look better on you.

>>38316429
let him be, he has to get ready for his jihad photo

>>38316113
Shave your pubes or join Isis, faggot

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>>38316113
I think you look good. Keep it up.

>>38316429
>>38316472
>>38316504

shave it off faggit

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>>38316113
just do your own thing, people give me looks all the time

>>38316113
dont bitch around, it looks good

>>38316113
You need to.shave your pathetic facial hair. The buzz head only amplifies how.ugly your facial.hair is. Also that creepy death stare is not doing u any favors

>>38316186
Maybe in a mid west wall mart, relatively

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>>38316405
>always paragon
>Tali purest waifu

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>>38316665
^this

>>38316665
Mirin 30%bf m8

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>>38316665
Nice knot, fatty

>>38316665
go home fatty

>>38316665
>just do your own thing
>man bun in the making

>>38317147
>>38317254
>>38317643
just getting out the weight I gained freshman year, going to start cutting once I've done a couple months of bulking

>>38316113
Afghan guy in Norway (Hazara, the not-bad guys if that matters).
I get scared (and probably start overthinking things) when i see tattooed-up white men, a couple where I train Muay Thai.
Even the cheery smiling ones... Don't know why. They're not threatening at all, and have done nothing to me.

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>>38318019
Same, or they look like literal human waste

>>38318019
They will.

Why wouldn't to want to?

>>38316226
>being this scared of niggers
lmao

>>38316113
For some people a buzzcut is the only thing that looks decent. I got a jewfro, so I buzz.

>>38316113

This actually looks great on you

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>"cut your hair bro, it'll look better than the mop you've got now."

LOOK AT ME NOW, FUCKERS

AHAHHAHA AHAH AHAH AHAAHAHAAHHA

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>>38316113
Buzz cuts make me wet. Pic related. Sexy as fuck.

>>38316113
So that's a #0/#1, right?

Try growing it out to a #2 and see if you like it any more. Just for fun.

That being said, I think you look great as is. Your bf% is low enough that you don't look like a bowling ball.

Also, do you have heterochromia? Your left eye looks brown and your right is blue, right? Or is that just the lighting?

>>38319000

Yeah, he looked fucking great when he did that. Made so much sense for his environment, too. Who wants to be running away from zombies in the Georgia heat with a fucking mop on their head?

>>38316113
Looks better than anything else would on your balding head ťbh

>>38318957
Oh look, it's another guy who decided to grow long hair and not take care of it, resulting in an unaesthetic mess.

>>38316226
dude ive had a buzzcut since the 9th grade
no nigger gives a shit if you have a buzzcut

>>38319059
balding? and dont say receding hairline his head is slightly raised upwards

>>38319100
Post face?

There are a couple ways that you can look with a buzzcut, and it's not that hard to look like a neo-nazi.

>>38319135
Shit looks like it's receding on the sides

>>38319142
>implying I'm going to post my face on a thai ladycock forum

>>38319169
not sure what a normal hairline to you is then

>>38316113
Recently shaved mine, OP. 32. Had been thinning for years. Been using "Xfusion", a hair in the can thing. The clippers are much more liberating.

Treat it is a practice. Loose that attachment to physical things. It's irrelevant. Be the strong, confident, handsome anon that you are!

>>38319093

I assume you're talking about the split ends? I believe cutting split ends is a meme and any guy who actually does so is just conforming to said meme and shouldn't be growing his hair out in the first place.

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>>38316113
>mfw ayy lmao head
>mfw widows peak hairline
>mfw I'd never look good with a buzz cut

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I posted my face in a thread about beards a week or two ago and was called an autist and shit.

I buzzed it short today and I look like a fucking pillock. Hopefully it helps me look less like a hobo when I apply to work at the store nearby..

>>38316113
Dude you look like cole mcgrath from infamous. Thats actually pretty cool

>>38316113
hair looks fine, facial hair looks trashy

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>>38316665
>white guy with a tiny pony tail
why? why do white people do this?

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>>38316113
Better than the alternative m8

>>38319220
split ends is not a meme you fucking retard.
You have to cut them every 2-3 month. every month if your hair is not healthy.
By not cutting your split ends your hair root stop "growing" and you're just asking to get greasy hair and starting to get bald spot in 2 years.

>>38316145
Underrated kek

>>38320344
any evidence to back that up anon? Not him but thinking about growing my hair out

>>38320454
I'm
>>38320161
and he is right you should be aggressive with taking care of your split ends, you don't get that god-tier hair if you don't. Doubt his claim of baldspots though, but then again I am capable of cleaning my hair so it's not greasy.

>>38320531
so no factual information to back up your claim then?

Not surprise I mean this is /fit/

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>>38320559
I make no claim except that you should take care of your split ends, which is a personale judgement. I assume someone wanting to grow their hair long wants to look like pic related and that will only happen if you take care of your split ends, this is common knowledge because everyone with long hair excperiences it.

>>38316113
the hair looks good. problem is your "beard"

>>38320344
This screams bro-science from someone experiencing hairloss and then applies logic: must be split hair. Reliable source or gtfo.

Looks good bud, i got buzzed head too, you should get some doc martins and hang with me bro

(If you live in sask then serious)

>>38316113
Get a "high and tight", 1 on the sides, 2 or 3 on the top. If you're paying for a haircut, might as well get a good one.

But if you're buzzing it yourself, nvm.

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>>38319223
i know that feel

>>38320454
>>38320685
Worked as a hairdresser for 3 years and I've seen it happens a lot.
That even happens to girls that don't take care of their hairs
My hair have been long for the past 15 years without any hairloss, I thinks if you search on google you could something about it, not gonna search it myself.
If people want to have shit hair and early balding because they don't take care of their hair I don't really care.

>>38316665
please get rid of your topknot, they look awful on everybody

>>38320854
Balding is genetic.
Stop being a fucking retard you literal sperglord.
Also hairdresser? Full on homo bro full on homo. Go play with your clitty and let the men talk.

tfw I can't get a buzzcut because I use glasses and it looks terrible.

>>38321099
get contacts

>>38316113
actually not bad if pic related

They're looking at you because you look sexy as hell OP

>>38316160
Just balance it out with a beard, Hisenberg that shit out.

>>38316665
jarrod?

>>38320964
>Balding is genetic.
50% of people are baling because of genetics
The other half is because they have shit hygiene, diet and don't take care of their hair.

>>38318957
Wait a minute, are you from the West Midlands, UK?
I think I know you.

>>38316113
you look like a slav

>>38321128
>>38321099
Yeah, contacts are great.

>>38321307
not at all
dude's germanic af

>>38316113
Go for whatever hairstyle you like. Personally I prefer men to have long hair (like reaching the diaphragm) and certain styles of dreadlocks but that's just me. End of the day, it'll be on your head.

>>38316113
Jon?

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>>38316113
yeah you need to not be dyel to pull it off

If you're white you should shave everyday

>>38321758
Large full mustaches/beards and goatees look fuckin badass on white men. If it's pube-like tho, shave it

Very few people can pull it off because the hairline required to make it look good is uncommon
You made a mistake
Grow it out a bit

>>38316226
>the niggers are going to make my face real A E S T H E T I C A L when they bash my shit in.
You sound like a pussy

>>38316230
God they changed the character model in 3 to make him look like some Brazilian half breed fuck and that pissed me off more than .most of the problems with the game(like existing. She should have never been brought back to life and you should have created a new character at the beginning of 2 that wasn't him)

>>38316405
Renegon is literally the only option
Every single other one would have seen you killed off years before the final of the story took place because they both got you in shit that you wouldn't walk away from
Also
>Choosing any of the carbon cutout shit waifu's they created
They literally had an even better version if Yvonne Stahovski and turned her into a whiny bitch with muh engineering issues and she was the closest thing to a decent character

>>38319000
He's a dirty Jew
>>38320223
>Typical shitskin being so jelly of our genetic diversity that he has to shitposting about how he isnt white

>>38316113
Get rid of your facial hair. Your face has aesthetics through the ceiling and the hair does no justice.
Or whatever. It your body. Do whatever the fuck you want.

>>38318019
If this story was the other way around, the people would be called racists

Think about that

>>38322058
>genetic diversity
Looking shit in many different way

>>38319000
he looks like a beaner

>>38321405
That lack of a fade. Barracks cuts pls.

>>38321405
true

>>38316113
>Growing pubes on face
your facial hair is thin as fuck it doesnt even connect.
They were looking at the fact that you cant grow a proper beard

>>38316665
Fat on /fit/
>>>/fa/ is that way man tits

>>38317789
hahahahaha

>/fit/ tells some 5'9" 140lb dyel to start cutting
jesus fuck, are you guys retarded?

>>38316160
>mfw i think i might be able to pull off the receding hairline look.
>makes me look way more mature than i am

>>38317789
>Bulking
Nigga your fat, fix your diet and do cardio.

>>38316226
>not lifting with a crew of jacked skinheads to help you stomp shitskins

>>38318019
You wouldn't have to worry about that if you went back to Afghanistan

>>38321099
Wear thick rimmed glasses, like hipster type glasses. Don't have to get the fucking ones with HUGE lenses but avoid getting small rectangular frames like the type little Mexican kids wear. I've worn wired frames all my life but recently got some plastic frames and I think they actually make me look decent.

>>38316665
nick, get off /fit/

>>38325381
Fuck off bro, how bout you tell your sister to get off my dick...

>>38316113
Shave that absolutely disgusting facial hair. It's too weak to be called anything.
Trim your eyebrows a little bit so they're the same.

Your head is shaped really nicely, you have nice eyes, but fix it up a bit and you'll look good.

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>>38316665

>man bun

fag detected

>>38325126
Same here anon

>>38316665
lose some wight and I think it loogs neat buddy

>>38316665
Marco Robles

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>>38316665
>What kind of idiot would post this to 4chin
>The kind of guy who would get this cut in the 1st place

>>38316665
The problem with fags like you is you out the knot way too far forward

Lose 20lbs and get the knot on the back of your head

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>tfw balding
Will I look at least a 5/10 when I buzzcut?

At least you don't have a swastika tattoo on your back that you have to be constantly aware of.

>>38325694
he's probably putting it there to avoid his bald spot and shaving around it in the hopes that nobody notices. Or at least that's what I think whenever I see it like that.

>>38325708
Shouldn't you be tanking bandos on osrs faggot?

>>38326353
I don't play meme games anymore. I just lift and watch anime.

>>38322231
it is racist. no complaint is made about the racism because it has literally no impact on white people being successful and dominant in pretty much everything but sports

>>38326377
Lmao I was only 70% on that one. Small world isn't it, Cap?

>>38326397
I don't know how you'd remember my face from like 3-4 years ago.
Can't believe it's been that long either. Who are you anyway?

>>38326421
I remember the shirt. That's what made the face click. As for who I am, let's just say I shitposted a bit too much.

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>>38326443
Who didn't?
Wasn't that the entire point of the threads to begin with
shit was autismal as fuck

>>38316665
Yeah giving you looks of disgust

>>38326473
Yeah but my name didn't fit.

I also think it was a waste of meme potential to not rename the threads to rs06 gennerral after good old axel sperged out.

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>>38326501
I can only think of like 2-3 people you could be.
God those were good times, literally lived and breathed that game.

>>38326526
Looking back it was a shit server but man it was a fun ride. Take a stab I'm sure you'll get it right.

I botted and duped and I still couldnt keep up with the insane wealth /vg/ generated by buying those stupid fucking partyhats. Every single one of you was so unbelievably retarded. By the time I discovered just how much wealth all the guys getting 94 magic had on them the servers were too stable for me to use the dupe and catch up.

>>38326574
I remember playing really early on in the server saving up for a phat and by the time I had the money for it the price doubled. Shit was insane.

I was never even rich though. Spent all my money on skills and people gave me shit to level up with. Think I got a lot of money from skilling but I just kept using it to fuel my stats. Hell if that retardation wasn't fun as fuck I don't know what is. Don't think I've had that much fun in my entire pathetic life.

>>38316113
Damn you're hot

>>38326610
Every single one of the guys you faggots hated on had thousands of phats in their banks, and because /vg/ autism kept the price high for literally no reason whatsoever, they just constantly sold them. The first guy to get 94 magic only used about a third of his stash.

The only ones who had the right idea were the guys killing green dragons and hoarding crazy cash stacks. The worst of the worst was the crazy number of people training thieving and bringing in cash just to give it away for a worthless paper hat when there were like 100k of them on a 300 player server.

Also, if you're wondering how I got my dragon dagger, I made an account called I_King_I and pmed one of the guys in his clan to trade a dragon dagger to my alt account, saying that I didn't have a spare dagger and my alt had paid a crazy price for it. The code for PMs recognised underscores as spaces but the account database didn't, so you could make multiple accounts with identical names.

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Help guys, i want to go full buzzcut cuz balding but I fear i have a terribile head shape. What do? Go full nazi? Pic related

>>38326638
I never did much combat and only had 1 of each phat. I did train thieving but used it all for skills.

I don't remember anyone who had tons of phats. You mean the first ranked guy I could never beat and his butt buddies? I didn't really know anything outside of the people in the threads and even then I never talked to anyone in game. Stayed in my own little bubble of autism and played at least 16 hours a day. That's funny either way.

>>38320559
lol all the proof is in your disgusting fucking hair.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichoptilosis
splits are real you fag
>>38318957

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>>38326681
Every single person in that top pk clan that nobody liked. There were about 20 people total that controlled the economy. The top melee guys were mostly poor, I was one of them. King had some phats but not an absolutely out of this wold amount like the other guys. Everyone on top page magic had phats except me. I had an alt with 99 woodcutting to bot on and I duped, that's how I kept up.

To put it into perspective, this is a picture of the richest I got, and I still never made it past 85 magic. Obviously, most of that was duped, I only started with about 1m net worth. I also lost a lot of money due to my exploit sometimes deleting the items instead of duping them, which got more common as the server got more stable.

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>>38326718
Damn, that's really weird.
This is how rich I got around the time I was 2nd on the overall leaderboard. Never cheated or botted. I didn't even know duping was a thing.

>>38326737
Nobody did, I kept it between me and the guy I duped with. When he quit I was the only one who knew about it, but I quit before I had a good reason to tell the mods. I would have only done it if someone else found out and I needed to ban my competition or if there was some kind of reward for it.

>>38326755
How was it done?

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AS long as you don't look like that you're good m8

>faggot haircut
>douche face
>zipper abs
>no lats
>looks dumb

>>38316113
You look good with it, but you acting like a pussy ass bitch is a turnoff.

>>38326767
Spamming a bunch of random packets to the server while in a duel caused the second account to walk out of the arena diagonally. If you got lucky you'd win, dc, log in and win again, getting the reward twice. Most of the time the dc wouldn't trigger and you'd only get the other person's items once. Sometimes both would dc, which would delete all the items from the game. I would trade my bank to my friend, he'd put all of our combined cash up for the stake, we'd go in, he'd spam packets and get kicked off the server, then in a perfect scenario I'd win twice and his entire stake would be doubled. Neither of us could come up with any idea as to what caused it besides a shitty attempt at ddos prevention.

>>38326783
How do you even find something like that out to begin with?
Anyway nice catching up with you faglord, need to sleep or my gains will be ruined.

>>38326813
It was possible without sending packets just a lot less likely. We staked eachother a lot and I found it by paying attention to the chat and knowing dupes from other servers that worked the same way. The packet spam just made it slightly more consistent. Night u dyel nerd. Good luck with losing your virginity.

>>38326830
I lost it to one of the girls on the server.

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>>38326842
I'm so sorry.

>>38318019
>Don't know why

Because you're a dumb racist fuck

>>38325708
Keked at filename.

Shave the stash when you do.
Just hVe to own it.

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>carb load on branch chainomino acids
>if you got the upper body you have no lower body but the legs on the bottom you got a problem building the upper body
>gey it better less stress more fun
>I can fuck an ape or an alien if I want to its 2016
>too much protein makes your blood carbohydrate levels too high and alabonics make your liver count too high

>>38316665
Unless you are muscular and Scandinavian this haircut is a no

>>38316113
Nobody at the gym looked at you funny. You have deep-seated insecurity issues.

>>38320344
>By not cutting your split ends your hair root stop "growing" and you're just asking to get greasy hair and starting to get bald spot in 2 years.

The hair root has three phases of growth. The anagen, catagen, and telogen phases.

The Anagen phase is the growth phase. It lasts between two and six years and the time in which your hair remains in this stage of growth is determined entirely by genetics.

The Catagen phase is the rest phases. The hair root cuts off the blood supply and the hair stops growing.

The Telogen phase is when a new hair grows from the root. This pushes upwards and sheds the old hair and begins the Anagen phase again.

Baldness occurs because the hair root become sensitive to a chemical called DHT which keeps it permanently in the Catagen phase which eventually kills your hair follicles.

The only way to prevent this is by increasing the blood flow with drugs like Minoxidil or by reducing DHT with drugs like Finasteride.

They might have just looked at you because they're used to you having a longer hair and the buzzcut created a sudden change....

>>38318019
Rapefugees not welcome here.

>>38316113
STOP BEING INSECURE, TAKING ADVICE FROM FIT, AND LETTING OTHER PEOPLE DICTATE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF

>>38316113
It looks good on you bro

>>38318957
you clearly don't lift you fucking faggot

>>38322270
fuark. Ihave this exact problem, especially since when I get a tan my skin is literally mexican color. Bascally if I cut my hair below 1 inch no one I meet on randomly likes me because they perceive me as an overly masculine, poor foreign dude. My hair is like 7 inches long atm

>>38316665
Haha you look like actual shit.

>>38322231
Yes, it makes sense if you think about it. you cant be racist against white people, only discriminatory.

>>38326669

Can you ditch the glasses and get contacts? I think that'll help.

I'm also receding at 25, lets hope we make it brah.

>>38316113
>>38328439

>gym
>fanta

he's not from /fit/
also such an insecure guy who date girls on tinder

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>>38316113
I don't think you look bad, OP. However, I am not a fan of your facial hair.

T.grill

>>38322001
Mate by time space travel comes around, everyone will be mixed race. And most of the world will probably be Muslim because of their birth rates lol

>>38316113
you're a fatty that pretends to go to the gym, OP

>>38316113
>Sheparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

>>38316113
it looks good, keep the stuble too to prevent the skinhead look

>>38319223
>>38320804
same boat as you guys. i can't even grow a decent beard either

>implying you can look manly with a pinner neck and narrow shoulders

>>38328901
I'm mixed race and I will say that's some Orwell 1984 tier new speak