>do deadlift >zombies show up

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>squatting
>become co-owner of gym

>fullbody program
>Considered hardcore lifter

>power snatch
>it takes triple A batteries
>I only have double As

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>OHP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RsX2lFbI1o

>dumbbel rows
>dumbbels are too short to comfortably reach the water

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>>38303798

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>>38302473
>>38303714

More like these

>Turkish get-up
>get stopped by customs

>dumbbell rows
>gets into fights with the other dumbbells
>have to take it out and bury it

>plank
>my floor is actually concrete

>decline bench
>it cries

>Do skullcrushers
>Get arrested

>do overhead deadlifts
>successfully complete the exercise

>do hamstring curls
>get cramps

>chinups
>still depressed

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>leg press
>quads sign autographs

>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking

>>38304956
nice

>work out
>still can't get gf

>treadmill for half an hour
>still no dom gf to walk all over me

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>>38302473
>gets a chest pump
>suffocates and dies

>do deadlifts
>arrested for grave robbing

>>38304979
Don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

> circuit training
> barbell is powered manually

>decline bench
>still do it anyway

>do pull ups
>wet the bed

> overhead press
> get mistaken for frenchman

>do romaniand deadlift
>plates are gone

>>38305231
I don't get it?

>>38305252
Gypsies nigga

>>38305252
Gypsies

>Power clean
>house still dirty

>tricep kickbacks
>jailed for 6 months

>do cross fit
>get crucified

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>>38304151
>not knowing that you can get concrete planks

fucking retard.

>Romanian deadlift
>do like 300 reps

>pull up
>order an 8 piece chicken nugget

>good mornings

>forgot my sunglasses

Fug

>>38305318
kek

>bent over rows
>smells nice

>>38305403
Lolcano

>>38304155
Decent

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>face pulls
>over-train

>>38305438
jej

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>>38305403

>PT says to avoid undertraining
>don't live anywhere near the traintracks

>power clean
>husband beats me anyway

>decline bench press
>do push ups instead

>clean and jerk
>should have probably cleaned after instead

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>>38304979

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>>38304979

>lunge
>ids still bregfadst :DDDDD

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>lurk /fit/ - Fitness
>its actually about shitposting

>>38305483
good one

>>38305694
breddy gud :DDDDD~

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>>38302473
>do shrugs
>still know what I'm doing

>incline bench
>but I still don't want to

>calf raises
>don't even have a farm

>Legs extension
>Still a manlet

>do dragon flags
>not even Welsh

>chest flies
>still stuck on the ground

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>Pendlay rows
>He never even owned a boat

>>38302473
>gym has free weight
>are actually property of the gym and you cannot take them with you

>farmers carries
>you do not carry two normally build farmer men on each arm

Unfunny shit: The thread

>demonstrate a 225 snatch
>friends now call me chubbychaser

>>38305856
>unfunny shit
>you like to laugh at fecal matter

>>38305902
>be lad
>do wews

>>38305803
>chest flies
>I only see a mosquito

>>38303798
>snatch pull
>get herpes

>resistance training
>you are not actually trying to overthrow the government

>do trap stretches
>people call me gay

>eating clean
>you do not need to vacuum and wash your food with soap

>>38306032
>do resistance training
>still highly conductive

>do Bowflex
>bow snaps in my face, need stitches

>>38305783
Underrated

>take mk-ultra
>it isn't LSD

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>do curls
>hair like a nigger now

>lifting
>I'm still on the first floor

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>>38306076
kek

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>power clean
>still a poo in loo

>3xF
>I'm a failure all the time

>>38304960
>>38304960
fuck

8/10 anon, I laughed

>>38304122
I fucking appreciate you, friend.

>>38302473
>do back extensions
>still a manlet

;~;

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>>38305332
kek