What's the plan tonight, bro?

>>38284099
Fuck coke and snort hookers

>>38284099
Work out

>>38284099
Watch like 10 episodes of Railgun S then masturbate.

>workout
>pre game
>coke in club bathroom
>fuck whooowuz

>>38284099
>I'll be top this time

smoke enough weed that I pass out and get this week over with

>>38284221
>not flip flopping

>>38284237

>smoke enough weed that I pass out and get

Is that possible? Once when I was younger me and my bros smoked a cone stuffed with a quarter of kush and then each took a turn wearing a gas mask bong.

I was so high any light looked like it was the light of heaven nearly blinding but I never passed out.

>>38284099
Get the last of my supplies for the lsd trip tomorrow

>>38284275
green out.
usually only if you haven't smoked before and have a big rip.

Alright meet me and chad at my boat at 6:30. its the 40ft beneteau remember that. Ill sail us to the city dock and we can park it there for the night. Then we'll get a table overlooking the lake for sunset. Then go to that rooftop bar, hanger, downtown and get shwasto. Then we'll uber to my pad out in the hills and vape some kush before hottubbing and bangin these baes. Sound good? btw this was last wknd for me. Were all gonna make it brehs, love you.

get high
gym early morning
might go shooting tommorow

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>>38284099
>tfw no attractive straight friend to hangout with

its so easy to be confident and get girls when your with a friend

most people are dyel insecure betas

>johnny go up and talk to her, no way lol, you do it
>*wearing bubble zipper jacket with both hands in jacket pockets*

>>38284505
>tfw friend asked me out
>don't want to sperg out when talking to grills so declined

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I'm going to the gym at 3am so that nobody hears the piggy grunting noises I make when I'm lifting.

>>38284246
that's pretty gay anon

I'm gonna go to bed early tonight because I am refereeing a soccer tournament this weekend. All day tomorrow and all day Sunday, like 15 games. I'll run around 30-32 miles. I did 12 last weekend and ran 22.

Also need to think of a funny way to fuck up the games that doesn't look obvious.

>>38284212
>oh jeezus

>>38284099
Grab your left nut and make the right one jealous

hit the gym to get a good pump, barhopping, fuck bitches

>chad is hinting that he might be going out with his ex he broke up with 1 month ago
>brad and dick are all jumping on him for being a fucking retard
>me, brad, and dick will be going out and punch some sense into chad later
Guy is a fucking idiot, not a single one of us knows what really happened with his gf but we're assuming she cheated while "drunk".

>>38284099
Can i ride in the front this time?

Why am I sitting in the back seat?

>>38286367
kek

>>38284099
Going o a m8's bbq.

Will only know him and another guy I don't like, so I'll be winging it and meeting new people.

Bricking it- I'm actually good with those kind of situations, I just don't like them.

>>38286336
>IMPLYING CHAD IS EVER NOT SINGLE

>>38284467
weirdo

>>38288252
iktf
what do you do when new people invite you to shit you dont wanna go to, but you also dont want to spend the time alone?

>>38284275
The only time I've ever blacked out in anything was xanax idk what these bros talking about.

Jack it with a bro
>does any one have the picture

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>>38284212
>club has a bouncer in the bathroom to stop people doing coke

>>38284275
The first time I ate an edible I ate the whole thing, rather than the recommended quarter. Out like a cuck

>>38284099
>oats
>sleep

Sound pretty comfy to me desu.

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>>38284099
Trying not to drown

>>38288386

just become a yes man. go to whatever you are invited to. if you dont want to go to a certain event, then you need to meet more people so you have more options.

>>38284099
Rainy day :(

Do any of you go out on your own?

Come home from full time job to my paid off house, hit back in home gym, sleep through Pleiades.

Who /don't know why I'm doing this, I'm a young free man with no debt or dependents; I should be out fucking up for the experience/ here

>>38288699
Yeah, that'll do it hahah. Edibles are some shit.

>>38289645
i do
it's not like i'm going to invite my beta buddies to look at me while i hit on chicks, so whenever i want to hit on chicks i go out alone

>>38284099

Deadlift then fuck my gf

>>38289767
while you watch? ok bro

>>38289787

Wear some tight short shorts while you hit the deadlift. No homo.

>>38289759

fuck, I wanna do this also. so many cuck friends.

just seems so strange to go out without any "security" you can fall back on.

I'm always cucking myself thinking "what If so and so sees me out alone. they'll think I'm a loser"

aren't these thoughts in your head?

>>38284789
Im glad im not the only one who read it like ol Billy Blueballs

>>38286395
Underrated kek

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>>38288683
>gives compulsory dick inspections
>its a cold night so he probably thinks I'm always that small
>can see him judging me every time I piss

>>38289808
>"what If so and so sees me out alone. they'll think I'm a loser"
and guess what? with that attitude of yours, they'll be right.

Be upfront about it, when the girl asks i often tell her "i want to hit on girls so why would i drag my friends with me?" and she's fucking wowed because i'm upfront about wanting to get in her pants

>>38289863

I get it. thanks. It's all about the positive reframe.

>>38289884
just read Models by Mark Manson
It's marketed like a shitty self-help book, but it's actually one of the most important reads a man can have in this day and age

Work tonight but Ill be off first tonight (server), predrink at a buddies place then head down to some bar for some drinks...Then work tomorrow at noon.

>>38289898

ok, I'll look into it. appreciate the help!

>>38289898
stop fucking shilling that god damn book everywhere you big nosed faggot

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Visit my mom in ICU.

;_;

worrk like all nights you trust fund babby,i hope you die in a crash faggot

>>38289935
sorry to here that lad

pop some pills , smoke and chill u fucking nigger

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Lift
Play WoW
Think about texting my ex and asking to meet up
Watch porn then feel guilty
Sleep.

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>>38284106
yas

>>38289935
When your MOM is in the ICU, you know who'll come through for you? CHAD.

While your other BETA friends ditch you to go barhopping. CHAD and his FARM GROWN faith, manliness and reliability will drive you to the hospital, buy some nice FLOWERS for your mum and call her MISSUS and compliment her LOOKS.

celebrating bday, unlucky that there's not much people around even though I'm paying for everything tonight. If some of you are around León (spain), come get fucked up

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>>38284099
y-you too

>>38284099
Same as every night, Pinky. We try to take over the world.

>>38289898
Hey Mark I want you to know that I pirated your book and still feel like I got cheated. Give me a refund

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>>38290401
This pic always makes me sad.
Somehow I really want to help him but at the same time he resembles me.

>called in sick because of colds
>supposed to be push and sprint day today
>instead I eat 2 footlong dogs, 2 cans of lay's stax, another pack of chips, jack and coke while watching doturd2 finals
Well it's definitely been a while since the last time I spoiled myself, I went from 75kg 20%+bf to 84kg 15% bf.

>>38292032
Hopefully he doesn't resemble you anymore.

>>38289590
Same, I'm in Mamou. Getting drunk, high, and eating boudin on my boat tonight probably.

>>38289846
Should have pulled on your dick until you got a semi chub idiot.

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>>38290401
mfw my legs will never fill out pants that well

>>38290359
>feel guilty watching porn
>cuck

>>38288683
>being so poor you go to clubs that care about blow

You should get a better job anon

>>38284505
> tfw your friends don't go pick up girls with you because they think you will take them
> tfw you just want to spend time with your bros

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>>38284478
FBI cummin 4 u

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>be me
>be yesterday
>making out with petite black girl, have never kissed one before or be interested but damn something turned me on about how her skin was all black and stuff
>pull down her pants, its all black but she's pretty fit and has a booty
>heh neat
>get cock blocked by lesbo whose having problems with her gf while i'm desperately trying to dip into some sweet chocolate goodness
>don't fuck cause lol lesbo
>she walks me to car and we make out more
>she opens the back passenger door
>oh shieet now i will finally get to try some of dat dere chocolate pussy
>Fucking forgot i had child seats in the back of my car cause babysitting sisters kids
>FUUUUCK
>"awww i guess you should go now :("
>gave black girl my # , told her to hit me up sometime so we can finish.
>doubt i'll ever see her again but it is what it is and now i'm thirsty for some affirmative action

Kind of cheesed that i went out for the first time in like 2 months and everything worked against me, but hey . We all gonna make it bras

>>38289610
This, having fun and not being lonely requires effort.

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Drink wine and snort pep

>>38289808
If you bump into someone, tell them that you've lost your friends/they've gone home.
Or tell the truth, they won't care.

>>38284201
Sounds like my kind of night

It's my friend's bday so I think we're going out to a bar/a few bars or something. Not really my thing so I'm not exactly exited but I like my friends so I'm gonna go.

>>38292371
Shit happens, just don't make a habit of it.

Oscar Wilde — "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

>>38284237
This

>>38286395
uber

>>38292444
I live in the middle of nowhere and there are some 3 clubs within reasonable taxi distance, and I can assure you it's the best of the three.

>>38292390
NOLA here. Bracing for tomorrow's chimpout.

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I've got a date with a waitress I've been wanting to ask out for two years. I feel like Charlie finally getting a date with The Waitress. Wish me luck.

Just put in a small pizza order after an hour at the gym, gonna chill out, watch some porn documentaries, and do some crunches/lunges later tonight.

>>38294564
Good luck, Day-man.

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>>38284099
Just hiding out here to try and cope with the anxiety brought on by /x/ and /pol/ convincing me that the NWO is going to depopulate the world today.

They're really getting to me /fit/, and i found pic related in my nohomo folder and thought this would be a good place to lay low.

Eatin another nigger dick flavoured pudding

>>38292032
>helping fats
>not walking over their carcasses to act as a path
>not getting the griffith gains

>>38295228

Turn off the fucking computer bro

>>38295228

Just relax and go outside.

Nothing is wrong.

>>38284212
>whooowuz

Got me kek

>>38295492
Too much niggers outside and few bullets on my shotgun

>>38295454
>>38295492
Turning off computer, but not going outside. Too many pakis tonight. Have a nice weekend/apocalyptic event.