>he can't grow a beard Never gonna make it

Beards are for weak jawed plebs

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>>38270252
>tfw hate having facial hair
>but beard genes are just too on point
>never clean shave because hairs are too thick
>just trim but always look scruffy and unkempt

beards are overrated and on the way out anyways

>>38270397
they are now. their original symbol of maturity and masculinity has been overtaken by the modern nu-male trying to mimic those attributes.

it's also lazy. maintain your bodyhair you disgusting betas.

>>38270453
>maintain body hair

Maintaining anything besides your facial hair is for fags

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>>38270252
Dan Bilzerian mode: /fit/ and /biz/

>>38270546
what? having a tiny penis, no legs, living off daddy's money and paying for 99% of your pussy?

pass.

>>38270564
>you will never be this jelly of another man's success
Feels good man.

>>38270430
>beards are overrated and on the way out anyways
You clearly live in a warm-all-year-round locale and don't know your history

>>38270564
>I'd rather have a small penis, T-Rex legs, no money of my own or of my parents and get no pussy

t.avg /fit/ poster

>>38270564
he's a personal friend of donald trump, thats enough for me

Beards are just like 70's affro, it's just a trend and it will die out soon

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>>38270653
>beards are a trend

>>38270252
that dudes nips are looking pretty swollen

>>38270466
Nothing wrong with shaving your armpits, though. At least for me it makes my shoulders look bigger.

>>38270623

guess that makes Dan a meme just like Drumpf

#iamwithHer

>>38270252
>He has to cover his high est weak jawline by looking like an actual barbarian

>>38271050
I feel bad for any man voting for Hillary because you know just how emasculated he is. He's completely given up on himself and is content being a slave to women to make up for being born with a penis.

>>38271233
Or he's just a poor.

>>38270453
My girlfriend loves my body hair and beard. Say hello to cirrhosis when you get it.

>>38270252
Muh genetics

>Dad is 100% meixcan native (Mixtec) and a tiny manlet with wispy little moustache hairs
>Mom is 95% german with brown hair and steel blue eyes, tall, hairy
>Can't grown any facial hair besides a mexi stache, chinstrap and sideburns

tl;dr don't breed with injuns

>>38271014
That's fucking effeminate

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Pls tell me I can at least get close to looking like the guy in OP's pic. Do I have to roid, or would another 30 lbs of muscle and then a cut put me there?

>>38270252
who dis

>>38272471
>do i have to roid
yeah

>>38271738
This! Full blooded Mexican but look Native American/Asian no facial hair!
Fuck Mexicans and fuck native Americans!

>>38271738
The hair in the middle my mustache area doesnt grow so my two sides never connect.

Also the only beard i can get is when it grows from under my chin.

>>38270252
>tfw can't stand hairs on my body
I only tolerate leg, arm and head hair, the rest go off.
Beard older than 2 days makes me want to rip my face off, can't go longer without shaving.

>Wanting to look like the borderline-Mudslime in OP's pic
>Wanting a beard when nu-males have ruined them.
No thanks.

I have inherited my dad's great beard genetics.

I recently posted a picture of my dyel body in a kilt to tumblr (sue me) and it ended up on all sorts of gay blogs. They seem to think I'm a bear cub?

>>38271093
>not actually being a barbarian by having a beard

Do you even?

>>38270252
>dont have a lot of hair growth in general
>see a guy in the shower at the gym
>has a thick layer of hair EVERYWHERE
>back, ass, legs, traps
>EVERYWHERE

be semi glad I am not on the other side of the spectrum

>>38274275
It's probably because your a faggot

>>38270252
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>>38270252
>thingen its my biggest problem
>growing beard
>to makin it

oh boy if id been already there

>>38274275
link

>>38270397
t. guy that cant grow a beard

>>38271785
It depends on the culture youre from

I'm a shaved Arab 6'5 male who rails peoples white girlfriends on the reg

>>38274220
This

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>le beards are for nu-males xD

>>38270252
i cant grow a full beard(patches on cheeks) at 18 years old
is there hope for me?

>>38275229
im 20 and mine's almost done, started getting legit at 19. i could grow a goatee at 26-17 though

Beard culture is fucking trash.

t. Bearded dude

>>38270466
Hate to break it to you, but grills dislike wading through bush just as much as you.

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>can't grow a beard
>hair falling out

I should just go full dadbod mode

>>38272471
>do i have to roid
nah

>>38275132
sheep don't count, ahmed.

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>>38270252
>he needs beard to be a man

>>38275321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8

>>38272471

Of course you have to fucking roid anon

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Who /civilized/ here?

The moustache is the way to go.

It shows that you are manly enough to grow the beard, but civilized enough to shave your face.

Don't look like a baby-face and don't look like a gnarly hobo.

>>38272601
>>38271738
Do you like men? If not, why do you want to be more masculine? Heterosexuality without transsexuality doesn't make sense.

>>38270546
by /biz/ do you mean he spends his entire life shilling crypto currencies? cuz thats all /biz/ is

>>38275112
How have you learnt what "t" means? Typing it into Google takes me nowhere, so you've obviously learnt it in some other way.

>>38275314
You are obviously talking about female faggots, not girls.

>>38277904
It's not the 70/80s anymore, Anon.

But I take your point. However, a goatee serves the same purpose and doesn't make you look like your favourite place is the school playground.

>>38277213
I'd rather speak ancient Greek but Latin is more useful in Europe at the moment.

>>38278021
>I'd rather speak ancient Greek but Latin is more useful in Europe at the moment.
Don't you mean Arabic?

>>38278030
LOL. True.

>>38270546
>/fit/ and /biz/
>/fit/
>no legs
>roids and has had heart attacks (like zyzz)

>/biz/
>inherited all of his money
are you retarded or just pretending?

>>38271709
Hillary "I will increase taxes on middle class" Clinton

>>38279062
The fact that his success triggers you this much tells me that he is doing something right. You know who else gets upset when other people are more successful than them? Women.

>>38272471
solid bod dude. work on your traps and chest a bit more and you'll be golden. mirin, espceially if no pump

>>38280288
so you are retarded

he doesn't trigger me. idiots who worship him and misattribute success to him, like yourself, triggers me.

how do i into this mode?

>>38277937
context, you newfag

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rate

>>38271731
Bullshit, I trim my face, nose, hair around nipples, and pubes. Also trim down armpit hair, but not all the way. You are just a hairless twink.

>>38280327
Stay mad dyel.

>>38282675
Dude holy shit I work with you. I had no idea you'd be on a site like this damn.

>>38282675
Fatty with a beard

>>38283123
Who are you?

>>38283156
It's Tommy bro.

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>excuse me madam
>does your pathetic, douche boyfriend even have the intellectual capacity to grow a beard?
>does he even read ancient texts and philosophical tapestries?
>I bet he doesn't even know about the double slit experiment
>I would date you but I'm afraid CHAD has rubbed his inferior intellect off onto
>nothing personal, ma'am
>*teleports to artofmanliness.com

>>38283208
>>38283208
Hey, art of manliness is a nice site
They even collaborated with Rippettoe

>>38283208
lmao

>>38282675
numale/10

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>>38283178
>>38283156
akward
now you've got to fuck

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>>38283234
>Hey, art of manliness is a nice site
>They even collaborated with Rippettoe

>>38282675
long beards look nasty ngl mate

>>38283178
Don't know anyone like that, but If you're working now why are you on /fit/

>>38282605
>newfag
If I were a newfag, I would know what it means.

>>38283234
The dude is dyel af. Also who needs a guide on how to be a man?

>>38283208
I think i know the dude in that pic holy shit

I've hada beard for the last 12 years, feels good.