What does /fit think about GYM BULLIES

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a few of my greatest moments

>DYEL benching 155lb
>wait till he leaves for water fountain
>steal a 10lb plate from one side of his bar
>he doesn't notice when he returns
>tries to bench it and fails bad, old man has to come to his rescue

>go to water fountain
>few people behind me waiting
>take a long time to drink up
>finish drinking and start browsing /fit/ on phone
>these losers are so beta that none of them even ask me to move
I do this one very often. I find that ~80% of people are too cuck to step up and ask someone to gtfo

>take dumbbell pairs ranging from 30lb-65lb and pile them up in front of bench
>doing shoulder press with very long rest periods, progressing by 5lb with every set
>see guys looking for dumbbells I have
>they visibly upset and aggravated
>none of them step up to ask if they can use my dumbbells (If they did have the nerve to ask, I'd still tell them no)
LMFAO

/fit/ I seriously hope none of you are like these spineless cunts at my gym. Too beta to whisper at a lion, that's why you'll always be a sheep

>>38260416
I think that bullies get brass.
I've never really had to deal with bullies because I happen to be 6'8" lanklet master race but a few times I've intervened and it's ended badly for everyone involved (except me).
Strive to be a champion of virtue and defend the weak please.

>>38260416
>bringing an ipad to the gym

Over/under on the amount of cock that guy stuffs in his ass?

>>38260420
>this pasta
nice man, 7/8 b8

If you need to put people down in order to prop yourself up, you are a massively insecure faggot.

>>38260420
manchild detected

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>>38260429
How can the victim end badly?

Strong must defend the weak agreed

>>38260420
you have never actually done any of those things.

>>38260420
did your dad beat you as a child? rhetoric question btw

>>38260416

At least this skinnycunt is trying and the fat fuck who's taking the picture is no one to talk. Fuck this shit triggers me.

>>38260434
2 liters of cock

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>>38260416
>>38260420

>it's a /fit/ reuses the same pasta about being gym /bullies/ episode

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>>38260458
Shirou pls.

>>38260429
Tall Shirou pls.

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>>38260420
leave

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>>38260416
fuck this reminds me when i was a skinny dude...

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>>38260416
>posting this about someone with calves the same size as yours
"gym bullies" are all faggots that would be BTFO if they ever tried talking shit to someone who seriously trains weights

https://youtu.be/GXYLu3sbhbc

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>>38260565
something about the shitty music really makes this video

Really though why would you go to a gym when you're still so weak you should just do body weight

I bully Prius drivers on the road

You know it's gonna be a beta or an SJW driving it.

>>38260416

Okay, bros just got done smoking ciggies in the boneyard with the boys, after a few impromptu pranks in the bathroom with this dyel asian kid

Who wants to hear how a REAL gym bully does stuff??

>>38260416
I like to listen to music during my exercise, so having someone hanging out with me and talking to me would be annoying

Although when im at uni i do meet people from my lectures in the gym and talk to them (athletic sciences course)

>>38260420
How sad does your life have to be to do stuff like this?

>>38260689
I want, Big P-sama

Who the fuck brings an iPad to the gym?

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>>38260452
>>38260460
>>38260469
>>38261045


All these fags are getting a visit from me and the boys where we "prank" them by sticking our dicks in their butts and then "accidentally" dropping weights on their feet.

>mfw "my bad bro" then i drop another one on the other foot in 5 minutes

You fags don't know you are messing with.
Big P and the boys coming to a gym near you as soon as we are finished smoking ciggies in the boneyards and "pranking" this dyel asian.

Watch out, fags!

>>38261172
Kek

>>38261172
> at the gym the other day
>this dyel asian kid is lifting lmao0.5plate on bench press
>walk over
>tell him ill spot him
>he re-racks the weight
>load up lmao4plate
>he unracks
>stop it from crushing his windpipe
>the boys start laughing
>while he is trapped under the bar
>whip out my dicknballs
>dip my balls in his mouth
>tell him so suck em
>HE DOES
>whattafag.jpg
>tell him to open his mouth wide or i drop the weight
>HE DOES
>force my hard cock down his throat
>skullfuck him for several minutes
>the boys are smoking ciggies and laughing
>cum explosively down his throat
>comes back up through his nose
>tell one of the boys to pants him as a "prank"
>they do
>swap out with one of the boys
>finish his ciggie
>pull the dyel asians undies down
>lift his legs up, hes still trapped under the bar
>my bro is slowly slipping on his grip
>stick my still hard cock in his ass
>he squeals like a bitch
>fucking fag
>fuck him until I feel the load coming
>blow deep inside him
>wipe my dick on his face
>he is crying and blubbering my cum from his mouth
>high five all the boys
>including my boy holding the bar
>he drops the bar
>instantly kills dyel
>laugh even harder
>what a fag
>go out the front
>hang out in the boneyard smoking ciggies with the boys
>dyels
>when will they learn

Haven't seen him since.

>>38261203
AAAARROOOOOOOOOO

BIG P's IN THE HOUSE

ALL THESE DYELS IN THIS THREAD GONNA GET PLATES "ACCIDENTALLY" DROPPED ON THEIR FEET AND PRANKED BY BIG P AND THE BOYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38260416

> bringing an ipad to the gym (and not even a mini)
> retarded tattoo

and the biggest one
> he has chicken legs himself

wow I want to punch this guy.

>>38261203

Fucking kek

>>38260565

>15 seconds in
>Fire hydrant pees

Women and fitness people.

>>38261203
Tell us another of yours pranks with the boys Big P

>>38260416
Does anyone know the backstory behind Big P's name.

>>38261341
You uncultural swine, his name means "Big Penis" because he's always fucking asians dyels at the gym

>>38261215
>only calves visible
>he has chicken legs
nah punch yourself instead

>>38261341
>Asian DYEL showering
>Big P and the boys play one of their pranks on him
>Pussy tries to rat Big P out to the gym's staff
>He doesn't know Big P's real name, so they ask what he looked like
>Asian DYEL stutters out "B-big P-p"
>Known as Big P ever since

>>38260638
I saw a Prius with fucking CIVIL POLICE OFFICERS inside yesterday

>>38260416
i will never go to the gym. too self conscious. i'll just run everyday and blow my knees up

>>38261467
Kek, the "police" officers everyone ignores.
If dat licence pl8 ain't exempt I'm not stopping.

>>38261203
Wait doesn't that make you gay?

>>38260416
>15 year old me, 5'6"
>first time at a gym with a friend, 21
>6'0" regular is a gym bully
>allegations of bathroom hazing and keying cars
>friend was almost hazed before this
>he was in the communal showers when the bully came
>bully tried to spread friend's buttcheeks
>friend laid him out with a single kick to the ribs
>doesn't touch friend anymore but still hazes others
>go there alone one day, tries the same shit with me only he's going to be successful
>friend comes in to the gym coincidentally, proceeds to break the bully's fingers and cracked his skull
>leave bully a bleeding mess
>police come, review footage, arrest bully for attempted rape
>mfw he died from AIDS in jail from being raped by another inmate
>Apparently was known as the "yard pony", who everyone fucks

>>38260543
>big calves = serious weight training

More like serious cardio, faggot.

>>38261203
>haven't seen him since

kek

>>38261203
>Haven't seen him since
gets me ever tm

>>38260593
Why would you expect someone who looks like that to know what they're doing. Probably just knows the gym is where dudes get yoked, so he went there for help but instead tanner (wanna be Chad pussy bitch) makes fun of him.

>>38261203
kek

what a faggot, he deserved it

>>38261357
fist yourself

>>38260416
That fat faggot started one day as a dyel himself, probably to fat to remember that

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>>38260416
I go to that gym. It's healthworks redcliffe in Brisbane Australia.

The guy got reported and banned from the gym after someone showed the gym this Facebook post.

Pic Related. He made a follow up Facebook post complaining how he got banned and his mum cut him off financially. It's all up on Reddit

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>>38260420
witnessed

>>38260416
>be me
>smoking ciggies with the boys in the boneyard
>just finish my smoke when this dyel asian kid walks into the gym
>catch eyes with the boys
>the hunt is on
>wait until he is deadlifting
>as he bends over to pick up the back
>insert cock at lightning speed
>he squeals
>what a faggot
>nod at the boys
>they "accidentally" drop two 45lb plates on his feet
>locking him to the ground
>mfw he drops the weight and shatters his ankles
>fucking dyels
>he falls backwards in agony
>straddle his chest
>stick dick in his mouth
>starts gagging and coughing up blood
>make him suck my balls while i jack off
>cum in his hair
>take the weights off his feet
>start high fiving the boys and lighting up another ciggie
>turns out this fucking faggot dyel is crawling for the exit
>laugh as I jog to catch up to him
>drag him kicking and screaming into the toilets
>strip him naked while he sobs for his mother
>pussy faggot
>force his head into the toilet for a while
>he comes up coughing and gasping for air
>decide to spitroast him with a bro
>i take ass he takes mouth
>dicks meet in the middle
>both come twice
>he cries and cries
>bitch ass faggot
>decide this "prank" isn't good enough
>go get spring collars from gym
>one around his nutsack
>one around his cock
>cock one slides off
>fucking dyel
>adjust it so one spring collar goes over dick and balls
>he is still crying
>fuck him a few more times
>tell him to beg me for it or i'll flick ciggie ash at him
>he does
>what a faggot
>come inside of him thinking of his boipucci
>tell him to act cool and walk out with us boys
>he does
>put him in the trunk of the car
>drive him to a deserted skate park
>rape him again and again
>brainwashing him with threats and pain
>he starts to beg for it without threats
>put him back in the trunk
>drive him to a park
>handcuff him to a tree
>gag him
>fuck him with a shovel handle
>mfw he dies like the faggot he is
>dump his body in a river nearby
>it floats away

Haven't seen him since

>>38261958
>>>38260543
>>big calves = serious weight training
>More like serious cardio, faggot.

More like serious genes, dickshit

>>38262694

Holy shit that's gold.

>>38261932
today on shit that never happened

>>38262694
Serves the fat faggot right

>>38262694
nice!

>>38262694
LMAOOOOOO

holy fuck kids these days.

if you're going to post ridiculous shit don't fucking post it to your goddamn facespace

>>38260543
>>38261958
>>38262814


>training calves
>genetics

Why didn't you skinny cunts just get fat before you started lifting? It makes everything easier.

>>38262940
>Why didn't you skinny cunts just get fat before you started lifting? It makes everything easier.
enjoy your stretchmarks and loose skin like a loser.

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>>38262970

>all fat people have stretch marks
>all fat people who lose weight have loose skin

>>38262983
>all fat people who lose weight have loose skin
they do.thats why most of them cant even see their serratus and lower abs at 12% bf.

>>38261357
Dyel?

>>38261203
>hang out in the boneyard
Lost it

>>38261932
>kick someone in the ribs
>in shower

do you realize how quickly he would fall down if he tried to do a high kick on such a slippery surface?

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>>38261932

>review footage

Of a changing room?
Used by 15 year olds?

>>38261866
No. Didnt you watch south park?

>>38260638
There's nothing wrong with this. Smart car drivers as well. Anyone with a Bernie sticker a well

>>38263063
He was wearing crocs

>>38260434
That's not an iPad...

>>38263098
>implying watching south park doesn't make you gay

>>38260420
pasta's bad for you

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Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my shit in the toilet bowl and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna-be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels flush my turds like the cockroaches they are.

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>>38262778
what a faggot chink dyel

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>>38261203
I'm not even gay

>>38262778
Why do you always fuck the dyel?

>>38263305
I'm Big P faggot.

>implying its not the funniest prank of all time
>mfw you don't even smoke ciggies

Meet me in the boneyard faggot

>>38262694
That's sad as fuck. The bully actually being bullied himself and complaining about it. I wonder how it feels to be a living cliché.

>>38263347
Forgive me Big P sama.
I don't want to be fucked in the ass :,^(

Not really gym bully but still, it actually happened and I do feel a bit bad for it
>be deadlifting @ uni gym
>speccy skinny cunt next to me deadlifting 80kg
>I'm working up to deficit singles with 210kg, which fills up the bar at that gym (only have enormous bumper plates)
>he turns around to put another 5kg on
>he's wearing a shirt with 'Do you even lift' written on it
>I involuntarily laugh at him (not loudly but he noticed)
>he doesn't bother with his next set

>>38263513
Well he deserved to be mocked for that shirt, no matter how big or strong.

>>38261958
Calflet detected

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>>38260420
>shoulder pressing with 65 lbs
Want to know how I know your small and weak
>go to powerlifting gym and even the smallest weakest guy shoulder presses more then that but point is even the biggest strongest guy would lend a helping hand and never act like you even though your dyel

>be at gym
>do my deads
>guy starts benching
>between the set sitting on the plates looking around
>see the guy with the bar loaded with 5kg plates on his chest
>he clearly cant get it up anymore and struggles around
>run over to him
>rerack the weight for him
>he's embarrassed as fuck
>I play it off
>continue deads
>same thing happens again
>help out again and tell him not to worry
>he is very grateful and greets me ever since
>now he can bench 1 plate

whats the point of bullying people. its a waste of time

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>>38263657

>>38262694
Hey I used to go there
Snap4lyf tho

I'm a manlet, so I've had to deal with bullies a lot. They're all weak faggots in the end putting up a front to defend themselves. You just need to teach them a lesson and they'll move on.

Big P tell me the gym you go to so I can make sure to never work out there. I'm a dyel Asian and I really do not want to get hazed by you.

>>38262694
What's this guy talking about? You post a picture of a fat dude on a treadmill and there would be even more of an outrage.

>>38260416
Obviously 0 mind gains, still a worthless person

>>38262992
Ok now I'm worried, I was a fat guy (195lbs) I've cut my way down to 175lbs over the past 6 months while doing strength training so I've developed some muscle. Am I a lost cause, I don't see any saggy skin or loose skin, will it become more evident when I hit 160lbs?

>>38260416
I think they're very insecure and need to tell themselves other people are more unfit/stupid/lesser than they are so they can feel good about themselves

I'll never forget what it felt like being a skeleton, so everytime I see them in the gym I hope they keep going at it so they can have the same feeling of accomplishment as i've had.

We rise by lifting others

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>Be me, 6'4, 220 lb master race
>See genetically inferior 5'6 manlet struggling with 135 in the squat rack
>Corner him in the locker room after the workout
>"Hey, manlet scum! Nice try! How about I teach you a lesson?"
>He squirms uncomfortably
>Pin him against a locker
>"Ready for some fun?" I say with a grin.
>Palm his head like a basketball
>Force him out of the locker room into a bathroom stall
>Lock stall door behind us
>"If you scream, I'll kill you with my bare hands!" I whisper in his ear
>I'm already diamonds
>Tear off his clothes
>Laugh at his pitiful manlet cock
>I blow him and he cums in my mouth in less than 30 seconds
>"Is that all you can last for?" I cackle
>He leaves the stall, ashamed

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>>38264002
>We rise by lifting others

>>38260416
>says the faggot who takes an ipad to the gym
haha rekd

>>38262694
>people will still claim not all bullies are insecure

be nice to people brehs

>>38260476

He got absolutely blown the fuck out when this happened if I remember correctly. Went grovelling all over Facebook apologising, I also have a feeling his mother got involved.

>>38264161
see >>38262694

>>38264161

Never mind someone posted it further up, I'm just being a fag.

>>38262694
He's a mong, but then again, all bad genetics should be taken out, so I say he's in the right.

>>38263985
>195lbs
>fat
How short are you?

>>38263911
He's doing what most retards do when they're called out for doing stupid thoughtless things which is trying to play victim to get out of punishment instead of facing consequences for his actions. Its good that no one is falling for his stupid bullshit but its sad that it seems like he still believes he was treated unfairly and will probably learn nothing from all this.

>>38260416
>says the faggot who takes an ipad to the gym
10/10
If you're going to be a gym bully, your shit better be 100% on point or you'll look like a dumbass.

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>>38260416

>Gym bullies = Alpha gym users.
>Gym kids who GET bullied = Beta gym users.
>Gym users in general = Faggots who probably try to sneak a peak while using the urinal.

Just look at the fag in OP pic...

>Fat rolls clearly visible through sleeveless jersey (nice try fatso).
>Big arms, with little to no tone (unless you count the hideous tattoo).
>Baggy knee high shorts.
>Snapping photos in the gym with his iPad.

Seriously... punk looks like Turtle from Entourage, and he's trying to shame a string bean.

>Buy gym equipment for your home, and work out alone... unless you're a faggot.

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>>38264018

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>>38264018
You just proved my point, faggot... I don't care what law "they" pass, you better stay hidden in that gym.

>>38264518
>says the faggot who takes an ipad to the gym

keked at this

>>38263171
Then enlighten us you fucking nerd

>>38265193
He's actually a manlet and holding a iPod?

>>38261371
Undertale post

>>38263664
You're a good man anon

>>38263063
>public showers
>barefoot
lamo

this thread is the reason I'm spending 20k to outfit an insane home gym

>>38263664
nice one bro. would have done the same

>>38260416
I'm still pretty DYEL and nobody has ever said shit to me. Fuck, nobody talks in the gym other than friends that go together and women that babble. I'm not even sure how people could WANT to bully in the gym, who has time for that shit? I want to be in and out in 45 minutes, I don't want to waste my fucking day bullshitting. I have a shake to drink.

>>38265202
Kekked. Manlet here can confirm.

> At a new gym for the day because my normal one is being refurbished.
> Finally getting the leg press and preacher station I've been complaining about openly.
> Its cheaper then piss so w/e

> Go over to cable machines to do some triceps pulldown with a rope.
> Obvious gym regular comes up and asks for the rope. Jacked/maybe roided as fuck wearing a string vest and the most tight as fuck shorts as possible
> Tell skin-tights to wait I just started
> He looks visibly angry
> Huffs and stares at me while I rest during my sets
> Near the end now, reaching my limit
> Pumping out to beat of song, dude pulls out my earphones and demands he uses the rope.
> Completely killed my set, tell him to fuck off you can do kickbacks or behind the head extensions.
> Whines to management
> They do nothing

Felt quite smug.

>>38264018
I laughed so hard I can't stop coughing, thanks anon

>>38267631
You have to go back.

>>38260420
if your parents actually loved you maybe you wouldn't be posting shitty copy pastas on a norweigan fly fishing forum

>>38265291
Excuse me

>>38262778
you forgot the "ended up fucking <the gym receptionist/the cardio bunny/his mom/his gf> with no condom

>>38262694
Those rationalizations lmao holy fuck what a piece of shit

>>38263664
gross

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>>38260416
>that pic
>those weights
C'mon, I was curling more than him when I was 12. This has to be a staged meme.
No way a person without some disease would struggle with a literal lightweight.

>>38260416
>tfw you remember when the fat cunt in op actually posted here
That kid actually got banned from that chain of gyms and his mummy made him apologize to the kid.

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>>38260416

> Be on marine base in 2011
> one gym open for whole base for a bit while others get repaired
> walk in and see an empty preacher, praise Zyzz
> load up my plates and sit down
>DYEL angry Mexican walks up to me
> "How many sets?" He demands.
> " Hey man I literally just sat down." Smiling knowing it's shitty for all of us.
> "Didn't ask when you got here, how many sets?" He stated with his short fat fridge body bowing up.
> Smile at him take off my jacket and sit down.
> "All of them." Looking him dead in the eyes with a huge smile while I worked oit.
> he sat there for a bit breathing hard but after I put two pl8 on each side he left.
> wouldn't say I was a gym bully here but others may disagree

>>38267569
>pulls out your earbuds
This is grounds for justifiable homicide.

>>38260420
>Bully
>Lion

>This is what DYEL fatties really believe

>>38269647
Fuck off who ever you are.

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>>38270389
Don't tell me you're that nerd.

>>38260416
The last comment BTFO'D these fags LMAO. Fucking ipad. Faggot's wearing gymshorts, no socks and a pair of shitty vans. God this makes my blood boil. TRIGGERED AS FUCK

>>38260416
Who takes an ipad to the gym or posts insecure bulletin to facebook the stupid fuck. If he was in my gym being a cunt he'd get put in his place and marched/banged out. Everyone has to start somewhere.

>>38260638
Don't fuck with people you don't know, you're likely to get a tire iron wrapped around your head.

I occasionally have to drive my grandads car to the garage. Funny how people don't want to be clever when you get out the car.

>>38270799
It's like when there's a dyel and/or manlet driving a huge truck and they're all over the place on the road and when you pull up to them at the stoplight they keep their eyes forward.

>>38267302
Well said now fuck off I get to finish this set.

>>38267569
I saw a grown man batter a drunk chav on the bus sitting behind him for trying to make fun and pull his headphone to see what he was listening to. The guy was on top of him repeatedely pounding him in the face. He had to be dragged off. It was fucking beautiful.

I was in the pub with a friend who's jacked big roider, some kid was starring at him so he went over "what you looking at?". Kid replied calmly "I'm just wondering if those muscles will stop you bleeding like a pig when I stab you in the neck if you don't fuck off". Pal shit himself suggested we go to another bar.

>>38263278
you're a little gay buddy

>>38260638
>not driving the silent killer to run down pedestrians without them know what hit them

Faggot

>>38260429
>6'8" lanklet master race

You will never be loved. I'd rather be 5'9 than that, unless you're some basketball player or some shit.

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>diagnosed autist
>no real-time awareness of other people's intentions but can understand in hindsight
>6'3" 200lb DYEL
>bullying attempts fly over my head when they're in progress

Here's another one I remember:

>doing deadlifts at 250lb
>need to get 2x5 in because only every other day is deadlift day. It's important.
>put snappers on the edges so no weights fall off
>do a rep
>hold for 10 sec
>put down
>buff guy walks over to me
>says he needs to use the space I'm in
>"No I need to do my reps, hold on
>do another 4 reps
>he's bugging me the whole time
>ok
>rest for a couple minutes in front of the bar for my next set
>kind of just stare off into space and forget about what's around me
>snap back into reality
>start rep again
>do 5 more
>buff dude is being awfully quiet
>tell him he can use it now because I'm done with my reps
>go to take weight off bar
>buff guy must've added an extra pl8 to each side
>I deadlifted 340 that day

Having a really shit developed sense of pain is neat sometimes.

>>38271762
Lucky for you, you happen to be 5'9

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>>38262778
>cock one slides off
>fucking dyel
im in tears

>>38270113
Nah the other guy was just a fag. Good job OP

>>38260416
am i a faggot for working in on the only power rack when guys are squatting 2pl8?

I help them put the weights back on every time.

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>>38262694
goddamn that is satisfying

>>38260416
Shit like this is why I setup a home gym in my garage. I'm a skinny weak faggot and an easy target. People told me I shouldn't be self-conscious when going to the gym, and that i wouldn't get judged or made fun of, but I didn't buy it.
Also,
>Queensland
Same state as me too.

>>38260416
Did this stupid fuck bring an iPad to a gym?

I hope it breaks. I hope he wastes his protein powder money on replacing his iPads because they keep breaking AT THE FUCKING GYM.

>>38261958

>Doesn't do calf raises

Why go on fit if u don't even lift?

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>>38269002
>Norwegian

Hey!

>>38263351

It's funny, he didn't learn a thing

>>38272082
If it was me, I'd just be happy to see someone else doing squats. I can count on the fingers of one hand the time I've had to wait for the one rack at my gym, and a lot of people take it being used as an excuse to skip squats even if I encourage them to work in...

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>>38261203
>things that never happened

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>>38262778
that's a bit much lad

>>38260416
Nice iPhone manlet

>>38263985
the skin will adjust in young people if it's healthy

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>>38264018

>>38260638

I drive a Prius, and accelerate quite slowly for maximum fuel efficiency. Still waiting for the day that some road rage fag tries to get out of his car and start something.

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>>38274764
DEVILISH

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>>38260416
>Says the faggot who takes an ipad to the gym

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>>38262694
This fucking fat faggot.

>Hurr durr skinny faggot lol
>Stop being a dick, you're banned
>Muh thin privilege
>You wouldn't be doing this if that kid was obese like me!

>>38263171

Just a pad with an Apple logo

>>38261203
This gave me a boner