what mode am i?

not you mode

trying to bully someone on the internet mode

kys op mode

>>38256268
Planet bitchness mode.

>>38256268
Body
Blank slate mode, you could probably start lifting and see some easy results
Head
Get offa my lawn and get a job mode.

>>38256279
this no doubt

Auschwitz

>>38256268
Could you post a picture of yourself wearing a woman's one-piece swimsuit and thigh high athletic socks?

please finish your gatorade

>>38256268

I recognise this guy, hes a ballerina IIRC

>>38256302

ive seen a gif of him poledancing i think

>>38256268
Twink mode

>>38256302

why is this your fetish?

>>38256318

he's a dancer/stripper, he posted on /hm/ once after someone posted a picture of him there

he's like 5'5

>>38256302
If he doesn't this is clearly bait

>>38256324
yes

>>38256324
no it'll help in our analysis of your mode

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Psyclon Nine Mode.

>>38256268
Fuckboy mode.

>>38256268
>planet fitness
>turbo twink
Wet noodle mode.

>>38256268
"I survive on weed" mode

>>38256410
>>38256369

you're misreading him he's clearly a flaming homo not a fuckboy. unless you can be both

>>38256340
Manlet mode

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Spinelli mode

>>38256268
Is that the faggot doing the dance in that webm?

>>38256268
Star of an Interracial Gay Gangbang Porno mode

>>38256268
twunk

>>38256268
Mulatto mode

>>38256283
>>38256409

I never understood what the problem with Planet Fitness was aside the fact that it's like the McDonalds of gyms.

>>38257637
what webm?

>>38256268
Skinny indie smug half nigger with unwarranted facial beauty

>>38256268
twink zach de la roche mode

>>38257702
There was this webm with this fruit dancing infront of an SUV while some sheboon taped it. He had his shirt half way pulled up.

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>Muscles

Why did Lord O'pry grant this insolent nigger twink my promised 10/10 facial aesthetics?
Woe is me, I suffer as a 4/10 involuntary celibate in this hellhole called earth

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>He lifts at Planet Fitness!

>>38257669
twunk? no way he's still a twink

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>>38257792
>>38257702

this webm

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>>38257908
and part 2

>>38257931
>>38257908
I'm never getting my gas at a Marathon station again.

>car gets no gainz from Marathon gas

>>38257908
>>38257931
is it gay if i bonered? :/

>>38257908
>>38257931
I would destroy him

>>38256268
Literal gym rat mode

>>38258333
Why does he have such a sexually dimorphic body and face? Why do niggers nearly always win on those terms, particularly the mulatto ones

What the fuck mode

>>38256268
I thought you were a chick before i clicked to enlarge the pic mode

>>38258766
Your not the only one

>>38256268

skinny manlet mode

Sickening faggot mode.

>>38256268
jaden smith mode

>>38256268
young lenny kravitz transitioning into a woman, mode

>>38256268

Lucio comin at you!

>>38256268
Twinkmode

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>>38258766
dubs say wat i feel

>>38256268
Bouldering mode

>>38256268
Audio medic mode

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>>38256268
What is lacking /fit/
What should I work on ?

>>38258099
Twinks are not men. You're safe.

>>38261861
not enough boats

>>38261813

Why is it I can tell this kid has asbergers syndrome just by looking at him?

>>38261839
kek

>>38261861
I'd say delts

>>38258298

This. Would fuck for sure

>>38256268
MANLET AS FUCK MODE

>>38256268
OP is massive faggot mode

>>38261861
delts, upper chest, bi/triceps, and cut a little more. might be wrong about the guns, can't tell because of weight.

lower body is a mystery.

>>38256268
powerbottom-twink

>>38257693
no grunting, no lifting too much more than other members, and they serve pizza and donuts weekly

full homo mode

>>38262628
>>38262594


He's a 16 to 21 year old pussy slaying machine, why would he be a homo?
Huge v-taper, Adonis belt, popping arms and shoulders, veins, face and hair of a model, darker complexion

Paula Abdul mode

>>38263170
Did you not watch the webms of him

>>38256268
Stop doing this thing with your lips it's ridiculous.

>>38256268
Twink

>>38263170
Because I worked as a bouncer and can recognize the face of a dude who trolls for cock in the toilets.

>>38263876

this

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Malice Mizer mode (I take it back, Mana's probably buffer than him).

>insert dick mode

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>>38256268
You've almost unlocked ElfQuest mode

>>38256268
get a fucking haircut hippie

So many modes
>Anything jackskellington mode
>I am a photographer mode
>Starting shit with people and losing mode
>Acing home economics mode
>Taking ballet as an elective mode
>Only drinking cold brew with almond milk mode
>Meat is murder but I still eat gelatin by products in my favvvv candy mode
>I'm getting into Julliard mode
>I was supposed to be in the new Beyoncé video but they couldn't afford me mode

>>38264063
>Inb4 because you and them blah blah blah you get the point

>>38266568
I'm not done
>Hot topic is the best store ever mode
>Hanging out at the mall mode
>I have friend named wind mode
>Gost mom cant pick me up from the mall so now I have to walk mode
>Having to talk to the guidance counselor mode.
>Staging a sit in because school lunch doesn't offer vegan option mode
>Failing History class because of injustices mode

>>38266667
>>38266568
I don't get any of these vibes

>>38256268
Lucio mode

>>38257931
car?

>>38262602
>no lifting too much more than other members
this can't be real.

dyel

>>38256268
Buttfuckable twin mode get on my dick

I'm so confused right now, typically when drunk I am still coherent but after seeing this, I feel like I just viewed the result of an incorrectly made 'slide-puzzle', or I guess more properly one of those little booklets that is literally cut horizontally twice to provide 3 rows in one booklet of mixing and matching upper, mid, lower body sections.

Like I said, confused right now, "not your self mode" is best put if not being savage with my response to you... maybe "discovering self mode" keep it up, focus less on hair/clothing/apparel aesthetics, and more so on the roots/basics...getting maybe 30%-50% of a caloric increase..broken down into 50% carbs, 30% protein and 20% fats...lentils soup with decreased (by 2/5) traditional oil content asked for in recipe,and extra chicken would suffice, for a daily lunch, and dinner, with caloric dense snacks in between, preferably nutrient dense as well, such as yogurt for a perfect example. With peanut butter.

Basically, get more calories, and tie your hair back.... nobody in their raw nature, or if alone in the wilderness future or past, would actually have their hair made like that when improving the body in some way through an exercise of some nature whether it be sparring or burpees.

unless you're are a girl trying to get your cheeks filled with a cock by actually not tying your hair back and going around not with two, but one ear bud in, indicating you wish to be complimented and say thank you in a slut-lure-tone.

If you are going for a feminine look, take some advice from a long lived ectomorph of high metabolism, just keep doing what your doing, don't suffer making your eating habits robotic and two-fold in calories. Eat precisely your BMI's for caloric intake per day needed, or decrease it by 250 calories. Unless you are trying to get into a "masculine" mode of some nature, then increase that by 250 calories for starters and up it slowly to build healthy stomach stretch for a feral raw caveman volume.

There's definitely tone, it's obvious you work out daily. But you are very slender, I'm sorry if you don't want to hear this, but it is feminine. I would suck your cock and twerk all over it before filling your ass with my cock.

^^^implying he straight and you gotta knock that feminine body off or else he gonna make you his fukboi

>>38261427
HA!

>>38256268
DYEL mode, no doubt. Also shit-tier phone and gym.

>>38256268
mullatto mode

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a few more of him

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>>38267839

>>38267839
>>38267848
How much can he lift for the big three? And his height and weight?

>>38267870

i've seen him on grinder lmao he's 5'5 and like 125 lbs

dancer mode

>>38267964
Haha so he's good for maybe a 200 lb bench at the absolute most, since, I figure, he must have to lift up small ladies. And probably a similar squat and deadlift

>>38266899
Meh its probably because I went to school with someone who looked a lot like him and did all of those things.

>>38262602
wat
The fag who you youed here, never saw that nor heard of that at the local on here (Only decent gym that's open 24 hours)
Albeit I'm only there at 8-9PM and 5AM

Gay Balls

>>38267848
yum

Gay Tits

>>38256268
Faggot twerker mode

>>38256268
if i saw u irl id be on my knees in a minute no homo

>>38257790
perfect

>>38264063
why are you watching dudes troll for cock? is there something ur tryna tell us?

>>38267083
It's real. I used to go to planet fitness when I was a NEET.

>>38256268
What's the bet that OP is just jealous and posting someone's pic because girls on instagram/facebook go crazy of that kind of bodytype, while OP is too shy/fat(or "strongfat") to actually post his pic but still somehow thinks he's better than the guy in the pic

>>38256279
this

>>38274470
Except the guy in the pic is a Manlet homo

>>38257630

Underrated post

>>38256279
fpbp

>>38267083
It's not real. Atleast not at my local one.

>>38256268
Tokio Hotel mode

>>38261861

I don't want to be an asshole man but you are far from the point where you should be asking yourself or others what is lacking. You need to improve everything before you can even seriously start assessing your weak points. I'm there too so don't worry.

>>38256279
This should've been the only post in this thread. I'm disappointed fit.

>>38256268
100% gay bottom. Would go gay for

no homo

>>38273422
>bouncer
>why were you trying to make sure there are no faggot orgies in the bathrooms?
Gee I don't know. Maybe because where I'm from not every club is fag central.

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>>38256268

>>38256268
FtM mode

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his night job

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>>38256359
Fuck, Psy9 is good shit.