Why lift weights when it's all about your face?

Average face + built body > average face + dadbod

and there is the occasional hottie that has a thing for muscular guys in particular

>>38245074
Because lifting gets you your best face, laddie.

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>why lift weights when ________?

Because I enjoy lifting weights, you fucking faggot.

>Adrien Brody
>only a 3

You are the WORST GOY

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>>38245074

in what fucking world is jesse eisenburgers a 7

>>38245074
>All the high tier faces lift
>None of the shit tier faces lift

Yeah lol why bother?

>>38245074
next to last 1 could be a fucking male model if he was fit

>>38245741

They do? How do you know this?

Remember:

>5+ to get a non-obese, non-deformed gf
>7+ to have reasonable success with Tinder/approaches
>8+ to have girls throw themselves at you

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How do I stop looking like a 16 year old

>>38246267

"just grow a beard bro"

>>38246337
No I'll look more pathetic since I'm a Manlet
How do I lose baby fat

>>38245074
who else /somewhere in between 4 and 5/ here?

>>38245508
Where is that from?

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>>38245074
>8
>8
>8

>>38245508
What site bruh?

>>38246401
I guarantee you that's the guy who made that pic. subtle manipulation

>>38245074
Burntdick cucumbermelons looks like an alien, he should be a 1.

>>38246506

If that's the case, why didn't he put himself as a 9?

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>>38246267
I swear I have this exact conversation every time I get a hair cut.

> 'So which high school do you go to?'
> 'Oh I actually am in my 2nd year of college.'
> 'You look very young for your age Anon!'
> 'Yea...'
> FeelsBadMan with the gun

They always try and save face and say it just means I will look young when I'm older but idk man.

>>38245074
Because you can't improve your face?

> being this autistic

>>38246560
I can't get a hook-up on tinder because chicks think I'm a little kid that's just fucking around

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>>38245074

I might be ugly, but at least I got a good jawline.

>>38245074
So what are you saying there is some new training method that allows me to somehow builds muscle using my face instead of barbell?

>>38246550
it would have been too obvious.

>>38246627
nice bait chad

>reee

>>38246627
not ugly. do something with that hair though mayne

>>38246627

GTFO Chad

cos im fairly handsum and tall so lifting just completes the picture.

y be a king when you can be a god

>>38246644
>>38246662
>>38246671

Woah, are you seriously comparing me to a chad??
Is it possible that i'm just thinking i'm ugly but i'm not?
Holy shit I need to get out more.

>>38246700
Dude. You are total chad material. Now get out there and smash pussy like you should.

>>38246700
telling you bro. get a haircut and you will slay dat pussy. short on the sides, longer on the top.

>>38246700

The person in picture you posted has looks at the 99th percentile. If that were actually you, you would have realized it very easily due to all of the girls throwing themselves at you. Lame troll.

>>38246729
>>38246731

Guys, I don't know how to thank you, but this is the confidence boost I needed. I think I finally might be able to get a gf.

>>38246802
kys my man

>>38246802
desu your jaw looks kinda freakish but you'll be okay.

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>>38245074
Mfw I have the worst fucking hairline for a 19 year old.

I got a widows peak and multiple cowlicks plus a 5 head.

Every girl that ever went out with me said she did it for my eyes

>>38246871
don't worry bro mine is probably worse and I do just fine.

>>38246267

Whats your bf%? Your face looks slightly chubby.

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>>38246877
I know, I just don't like being teased about it.

But if I shave it I look I'm about to revive the 4th Reich.

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>>38245074
These goofy guys are 8s while gosling is a 7? Ronaldo an * and gyllenhaal a 7?
Top row, thee from the left, that dude is a 9 and Brian Pruett isn't? This list is fucked

>>38246871
shave your head.

>>38245074

Damn if fifth one down in row 9 is a 9 then I'm a 12.

>>38246627
You look like a Chris

>>38246802
We are all chad, we are all just too self conscious. To a new eye, we all look "good". " Why would you worry bro, you are actually chad" etc.

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>>38245074
It's all about the face

>>38245074
Fuck yea I'm a 6. Always thought I'd be like a 3.

>>38245092
Average face + overly compensated body is the worst combination

>>38245074
fifth 7 is goal mode for me

>>38245074
Do women and twinks actually think that picture is correct, or is that a subtle way to push ugly guys and gay guys as attractive to easily swayed idiots?

>>38247379
past level 7, yes

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>9

>>38246560
I fucking go through this every day at work. Customers come in everyday and I always get asked
'Are you even old enough to work here?'

>>38245074
ben stiller looks better than zuckerberg in 7 and pajeet in 8

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>>38246401
>in the same tier as Brad Pitt

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>>38245986
This is sadly true

Also how do get about a six? I have dad body and am pretty mean. How do I become nice and Not creepy.

>>38246267
Stop being 16, for starters

>>38246560
>sitting on library
>high school kid sits down next to me, we start talking
>I think I'm being hit on...
>"so what grade are you in, anon?"

MFW I'm 25

>>38245074
More pics of the 1s. They make me feel better about myself, and laugh.

>>38246398
>>38246466
It's literally written in the text, you fucking instant gratification millenial pieces of shit.

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>>38247398
atleast an 8

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>>38245092
Jesus Christ, the gymcels never learn...

You know what makes guys sexually attractive to women?

ALPHA GENETICS.

>i'd l-like you if you were more muscular
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. Women are attracted to FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME. a MALE MODEL tier face, a decent HEIGHT and a GOOD FRAME, i.e. BROAD SHOULDERS and NARROW HIPS, or in other words THINGS SOLELY DETERMINED BY GENETICS.

Lifting is the GOAT way for incels to think they're doing something useful with their time. Take it from someone who knows: Girls are not even remotely attracted to gymcels. When girls picture a guy with a nice body, they picture a tall guy with a great face, clear skin and a V taper.

NO AMOUNT OF WORKING OUT IN THE GYM CAN GIVE YOU HEIGHT, FACE, OR FRAME. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.

If you don't believe me, JUST LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE FOR WOMEN'S FICTION. This is what they literally DREAM about:

https://www.wattpad.com/stories/teen-fiction

Notice that LITERALLY EVERY FRONT COVER has a TALL, FACIALLY ATTRACTIVE MAN, who isn't muscular but rather just has a good FRAME? THAT'S what they want.

Don't you gymcels get it? It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

>>38245074
>no Henry Cavill

Dude is the fucking definition of aesthetic.

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>>38245074
why not both ?

>>38249365
Is that you?

>>38249389
yes

filename because I do look like a fag in this picture sitting like this

>>38249389
No it isn't him
It's a trip who used to post here Mrchanning
>>38249398
faggot

>>38249413
chill m8

>>38245074
>Adrien Brody is a 3
This is way better than the full troll one but srsly who the fuck would every say AB is below 6?

>>38249348
Long time listener, first time replier. I love your work here, by the way.

You clearly think that people with shit DNA are wasting time if they devote themselves to the gym for ages. But shouldn't people with shit DNA stay a little fit? A few workouts a week to stay trim and maintain basic muscle? Isn't that worth it?

Also, do you think there are other reasons to lift than for girls? I'm a married guy in his 30s. I'm not attracting anyone at this point. Wife doesn't care if I'm +-30 lbs from the median. But I bodybuild for fun, health, a stress release, better illness resistance, etc. Do you think any of these benefits make it worthwhile?

Or is it all as simple as: you have beta DNA. Don't try to improve physically because girls don't like you and that's the only reason to improve physically?

Keep memeing. Your flair and fresh takes on your main theme are truly enjoyable to read. I can really feel your passion for this issue and am amazing you keep coming back again and again to preach here.

>>38249348
Could you please write a book to teach other people how to meme so good?

>>38246401
That's severe retard from PUAhate, probably not the best picture of him.

>>38245074
I'm sick of saying this -

BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT A COMBINATION OF THINGS.

If you have a good face and a good body, you'll look far better than if you have a good face and a shit body.

By the same token, if you improve your body by lifting, why not also improve your face via surgery.

I don't get this attitude - that people think a body is something that can be fixed by lifting (which it can) but a face is something that you're stuck with.

Given the work and effort involved in getting a good body, even with steroids, it's MUCH easier to fix your face unless you're a 1 or a 2 on that photo.

>>38249673

Most people can't afford plastic surgery, and the travel and recovery time isn't feasible if you have a full time job. It's for trust fund kids only.

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>>38245074
Because stronk

>>38249348
Bad copypasta, but worth pointing out again, unless you have a physical deformity, "FRAME" is a meme.

If your shoulders or chest lag, its laziness, not poor frame.

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How did I do faggeronis

>>38249686
I forgot the way the US healthcare system works. Sucks for you.

Even then, just work harder, save money, even blast a credit card.

Plenty of people buy a house or a car. Which is more important, you appearance or a house?

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>>38249693

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>>38245508
Beat me

>>38249714
This is exactly the picture I was thinking of when I wrote that.

The narrow guy clearly has something wrong with him. That's a mental example.

Even the broad guy has unusually wide shoulders. I'm not even sure that's not a shoop, because his head looks too small.

Most guys are pretty much the same width (proportionally) for it to make no difference. If you train right, you'll look fine.

The reason a lot of guy look great in the shoulders, is because they do steroids. Which incidentally I fully endorse.

>>38249772

Something wrong with him? Yeah, he has beta genetics. That's the difference between beta and Chad genetics, and it's a huge one. I don't think most guys are the same width.

>>38246401
JIDF

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>>38245508
>>38249742
>implying this site isn't just flattering us

>>38249913
I WANNA BELIEVE

>>38249925
>9.1
M-me too mang

>>38249772
it just looks like he never did a back day or pullup once

>>38249851
He has stupidly narrow shoulders, in fact, I'm pretty sure both are photoshopped.

If you think the vast majority of guys aren't within reach of getting a decent "FRAME" by simply putting the effort in, you're either an idiot, or just lazy and jealous.

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>>38245508
/b/ros...

>>38249913
>>38250024
9.1 club represent

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>>38249958
>If you think the vast majority of guys aren't within reach of getting a decent "FRAME" by simply putting the effort in, you're either an idiot, or just lazy and jealous.
top KEK

>>38250024
Link to this shit?

It's obviously stupid pseudo-science, a gimmick.

A cosmetic surgeon will use all sorts of complicated shit to get your facial proportions measured and analysed right. You can't just snap a shitty photo on your phone and let some software work it out.

>>38250031
This pic actually made me feel bad for those guys.
Especially top left.
That's fucking harsh man.

>>38250031
This merely proves my point you fucking inbred.

All the guys in that photo have a decent frame, most WAY above what you'd expect given their looks. Good on them.

The FACE is different. Body and frame are one and the same. that's what I'm saying, and that pic proves it.

If you're horrifically ugly, like those guys are, you need surgery.

>>38250031
I'll feed you a (you) just so I can maybe help some rookie avoid falling for your beta faggotry

Most of the guys you posted have good bodies, frame included, some of them could maybe hit back more

Go back to /r9k already you cucklord

>>38250035
Says the jelly dyel.
Google pinkmirror, it's in the images ffs.

Lifting can make your 4/10 face a 6/10
My face is already a 5.5/10 and I want a 7.

>>38245074
a cute face wont give me a 1500 total

>>38249708
A house. Like way more. Can't believe you're actually asking this. Why are people in this board so freakshly shallow.

>>38250091
This
I have a chin dimple but you can't see it when I'm bulking

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Repporting in

>>38250136
If you're ugly to the point women find you repulsive, and you're destined to spend life alone, I think that's WAY more important than a material possession.

If you're a 7 or 8/10, but want to jump for that magic 9 because you're obsessed with your looks, then yeah, I agree that's shallow and vain.

>>38250208
I can live the rest of my life alone in the comfort of my own house.
But if I don't have one, my looks will mean nothing.

>>38250063
Yeah, and as I say, it doesn't work.

I'm not a jelly DYEL, I'm a jelly ugly guy.

I've been to a cosmetic surgeon recently for a consultation and they measure your face with lasers and all sorts of shit. No idea exactly what they do, but they can put it up on a screen, a bit like an x-ray with lines and measurements on it to work out what might be assymetrical or unusually shaped/sized.

They then discuss what might be wrong and what they can do.

In short, its far more involved and complex than taking a photo on a phone and uploading to a website. I'll try it myself and see what it says.

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>>38245508
>>38246594
>>38249699
>>38249742
>>38249913
>>38250024
Just saying that this website calls this an 8.1/10.

>>38250226
Wait, how ugly are we talking here?

Because even privately a nose/jaw/chin job is like £30-50k for some SERIOUS work.

Whereas the average house price is like £250k.

So just get a slightly cheaper house, or a slightly cheaper car (decent new car can easily hit £50K) and still get the surgery.

>>38245074
In order to have it all ofc

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>mfw

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>>38250307
>My actual face when...

>>38245074
Because I have a decent face so why not?

>be 20
>not far off from goalbody
>face got a lot better from getting /fit/
>exposed my nice jawline, got rid off babbyface
>hairloss so bad i will have to shave completely soon
>gonna look horrible bald

Fuck this shit /fit/. I could be at the fucking peak right now, but i get robbed of any chance of attractiveness because i started balding at 15.

>>38250314
Where is your right eye going??

>>38249365
Julian?

>>38250621
Do you have any before and after face pics? I want to believe

>>38250751
Not going to post my face here sorry.
But just having a low bf% and eating healthy can do wonders for your face.
I believe lifting also gave me a better jawline, but this gets debated here all time and i don't know if it's true.
Best argument i can give to you is that i have a brother that is several years older who i look very similar to. Similar face all around except the nose, both have rather chubby look (babbyface) even tho neither of us were ever fat. I was always the more active one and started lifting at 16. Now i got a better jawline, more defined features and cleaner skin.
This could be genetics, but we always did and still do look a lot alike.
I don't want to post my pictures here and sure as hell won't do that with my brother, but it would make for a great /fit/ image advertising lifting

>>38250238
She has character you shallow asshole. Men don't look for alpha genetics. We look for a Fuckable bitch that will cook and clean for us. Someone we can put up with for decades.

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>>38249913
I doubt it. A 4/10 nose length isn't flattery, and my nose is right around what is typically reffered to as ideal length. Still, and 8.5/10 ain't bad, and apparently I have "stunning eyes".

>>38249348
My girlfriend told me 3 months back I need to start hitting the gym, and that she wants me to be more muscular if she's going through all this effort to be more toned (and being a cardio bunny is somehow hard now but whatever). I don't really care, I play sports, strength plays a big role, I can move up a few weight classes big deal.

>>38245074
I used to be on that image as a 4 heh never post your picture on shitty advice

>>38250621
I was in the same boat. Ugly my whole life until i started lifting. Enjoyed bein handsome for a yr until my hair started fallin out like mad

Felt so unfair. Like my attractiveness gains were robbed from me

Started taking 1.25mg of finasteride a day and my hair loss completely stopped brah

That was 3 yrs ago. Gains are still here, hair is the same, dick works great

Start fin before your hair reaches the point of no return

>>38249348

pictures like this make me want to roid.

>>38245074
>Jake G not rated 10
>Eisenberg and Cumberbatch at 7

Get this fucking trash out of here

>>38251519
It's like.. it's almost like.. it's subjective.. WOAH REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>but but muh website said I'm as attractive as Hollywood star yet I'm a kisslesss virgin!
woah w o a ah

>>38245074
A lot of these are highly debatable, especially McHenry Cruiser and Adrien Brody. Another of the fours are sixes, one of the fives is a 3, another a 6. The fatass with glasses ranked at 1 is a four and would be a 6 with weight loss.

At least you got one with Lord Gandy, O'pry, Lachowski prominently featured

>>38245092
There is always a muscular guy who also has an attractive face for those hotties. You're just going for butterfaces

>>38245850
They're all famous celebrities/models so not only can we look it up with a simple google search, but we're likely spammed with "Brad Pitt's AMAZING REVOLUTIONARY WORKOUT for FIGHT CLUB" if we even so much glance at a social media site/clickbait site.

TL:DR; you're a fucking moron.

>>38246627
Dude you're hot. High 8/10 Straight guy here btw. You look Chad

>>38251391
At least that makes you above average by real world standards

>>38249353
Not with that beta receding hairline nope

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>>38245508
My face is a 6 on a good day. Site just flattering you to get paid.

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This man a 7???

That image is a lie,

>>38250680
Don't you talk to me like that, an app told me I was 9/10

>>38246560
I used to get this convo
>So do you study at *local university* or are you just visiting
>Oh I actually am in my 1st year pf high school
>You look very old for your age Anon!
>Yea...
>DunnoHowToFeel cuz sperg

>>38252388
>""""""""""man""""""""""""

this shit is from another planet

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>>38245508
this site is a load of ass, i'm a 6 at best

>>38253664
I agree about the lips, would push my dick in.

>>38252388
heyy lol

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> you white bois mad?

>>38254177
didnt read the thread. Everyone is a fucking 9.1

Nevermind what I said I gues..

>Brad in 8
Discarded

>>38253664
your hair is fucking up everything

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In all honesty this is probably just an ego boost site. Pic related

>>38247312
Pretty sure Lemmy was at least 6 foot what's with the file name

>>38246267
in a year or less youll be 17

>>38247312
Lemmy claims to have fucked thousands of women, but a few things jump to mind -

- He was rich and famous. Plenty of rich and famous people hit WAY above their league.

- He was a liar. I bet to keep the whole persona alive, he had to make it up in order to seem cool. I bet the number was a few hundred at the very most.

- He probably had very low standards. Particularly in the last 30 years of his life, Motorhead were followed/known only by women who were at least what, 40 years old? Given their style, I'm thinking fat, metal-head looking birds, the sort who are covered in shit tattoos, smoke 60 a day, have a few teeth missing, etc.

We could all fuck endless women with those standards.

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>>38255741

Yeah, I think you're right.

>>38245074
because not one of those 9's would still be there if they were fat

Lookism is your containment board. go back there

>>38245074
Fucking shit. Looking at the 2's and 3's reminds me of highschool. I was such an ugly ass kid.

>>38246944
You're right. Gosling should be even lower. Like a 6/10

>>38246267

actually produce testosterone

>>38245074
>tfw 3 AND faggot
i got doubly fucked by life
i will never forget this god you sack of shit

>>38245074
>Brad Pitt not a solid fucking 10

wew
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w

>>38246627

Nigga you look like the villain from the Incredibles.

>>38252388
haha if you think that's bad look at the fifth picture under 9

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>>38245488
this. jew nose is only an absolute disqualifier on women.

>>38245074
I reiterate.
Is this an actual list or some bullshit piece of fluff created to shill absolute fug actors and fay models as pretty to easily swayed dumb broads?

Just curious.

>>38245074
Jessie eisenberg has the same facial aesthetics as Ryan gosling and Jake gyllenhaal

Is this a joke or do people find him attractive

>>38260254
if you can look at 63 faces and only disagree with a few of them chances are it's just a difference of opinion

>>38245488
Checked, and this.

Adrien Brody is bro-tier. As a jazz fag i enjoy his music oriented characters.

>>38245508
This doesnt consider how prominent your jawline is, which is literally the defining factor in how attractive you are.

>>38246627
>>38246700

You're definitely chad bro. Just get rid of that shitty hair and you'll be pulling in at least 8/10s