Has a woman ever hit on you at the gym?

Has a woman ever hit you at the gym?

>>38208292
There was this fucking ape doing kettlebell swings at gym and he let it go on one and hit me in my calf, gladly I wasn't injured but it hurt like hell

>>38208292
no but i have had 2 nice conversations with friendly guys in the showers

Yes actually. But not like you'd think. She wasn't some swole sister blondie. She was a figure athlete with crippling social anxiety, who trained alone, competed alone, and had practically no friends. She had an amazing body, that of an athlete, but an average face and just no notion of how primp herself. I asked her to spot me and complimented her deltoids and she got red as a tomato, then we chatted a bit and it's like all that repressed need for connection came out and she chased me through the gym in my workout. She was prepping for a contest ( a GP in Hungary this summer) and said she was light training so she just followed me and helped me.

Real sweetheart, I said I'd root for her and left for my summer trip and haven't seen her since I came back. She placed 7th out of 12, so that's nice.

>>38208292
No, I look like an angry asshole when I'm at the gym

I only ever talk to the instructor in my gym because she is pretty nice and helps me correct my form. Otherwise I disregard everyone else, I'm not a cunt but when I'm in the gym I just want to do my shit and get out. I usually get super irritated when I see bitches because they are always doing meme exercises with baby weights.

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>>38208292
hahahahahahahahaha

thats a good one

Does anyone talk to anyone at the gym? I don't think I've seen anyone but the staff talk in there, literally everyone has earbuds in.

>Has a woman ever hit on you
You could've stopped there...

Yeah, but she was a slut who hit on anyone and everyone

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Yeah but it got annoying so I started going at 5 am instead. Oddly enough that's when the cardio bunnies just want to work out are there.

Yes, I was confused and offended

>>38208292
No. lots of guys tho.

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>>38209230

>>38208966
People at my gym do.

>>38208292
actually yeah, its the only time i've ever been hit on really

>>38208292
>cute jailbait redhead
>smiles everytime we see eachother
>always works out next to me
>invites me to go drinking with her on a daily basis
>already started a conversation once after building up courage for three weeks
it's getting pretty serious

>>38208966
There are a few regulars I talk to when I see them doing their shit or at least say hi or acknowledge their existence in another way.

>>38209408
Smash it dude.

>>38208292
>be me
>one of the bigger dudes in the gym
>black qt3.14 sometimes looks at me
>after gym she asks me if she can have my number to be friends top lel
>gonna leave city in one week
>she wants to go to the theater with me
>aint nobody got time for that
>tell her we can also just watch a movie in her room
>litte dirty talk on chat before we meet
>arrive at her room
>insta kiss her
>she wants to start watching the movie
>nope
>all-in
>we fuck
>but she fucking licked my nipple and ears
>dafuq

>>38209408
How is she jailbait if she's old enough to go out drinking?

>>38209445
Sounds like a keeper desu senpai.

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>>38208292

I'm bringing one out for lunch in 4 hours.
Black girl, really fit, doesn't even have the fat southern ass that all black girls around here have.

Basically I'll spend money on her until I fuck her doggy and see her asshole puckering between her sculpted cheeks.

>>38208427
đid you just scored a Dandere?

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>>38208292
Yes. She was kinda old. I autism shielded. Other chicks I go through a cycle of smiles and greetings until they hit the autism and then either ignore me or outright avoid me.

yeah
then I told my mom not to disrupt my workout ever again

yeah, several times. i worked there though. it always happened when i was giving the tour

>>38209440
I'm trying. Me and my gym buddy always joked about the flirting game she and I have which then led to me overthinking the whole thing.
Autismo doesn't hit me often but unfortunately now it did.

>>38209446
Germany. Drinking age is 16. She looks like 14-15 tho

>>38208292
It's always by women that are 45 years old+
It's kind of depressing since I'm only 24
but well, when I'm really horny I don't really mind

>>38209525
Then stop autisming and just invite her to watch a movie in your room.

>>38209525
Dude your age of consent is 14. You're golden

Yes. Several times actually. I'm still in the transition of going from a fatty to being fit. Several of the fat girls at the gym have noticed me slimming down. They think they can try to hook me in before i make it. Not going to work fatties.

2 girls were watching me squat and giving me some kind of looks but then I stared at the ass of one of them and I don't think they'll have any interest in me anymore.

>>38208427
>She was a figure athlete with crippling social anxiety, who trained alone, competed alone, and had practically no friends.
Where do you even find girls like that ? Most athletic girls are pretty outgoing.

>>38209624
maybe it's his delusional fantasy

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has a woman ever WHAT??
i don't understand the question

>>38209588
Lold stay stronk

yeah sometimes my mom comes down in to my homegym and tells me she's proud of me

>>38208292
A girl said I looked like I could curl her
I said ok...

yes my now ex
we worked together so she wasn't some random chick.

idk if that counts

An older woman always smiles at me and says I'm getting bigger and bigger.

That's the only woman i ever see i my gym.

>>38208292

>girls that get on the cardio machine beside you

>the entire row is literally empty otherwise

fuck off, I just want to exercise

it isnt a bar

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>tfw 8/10 PT hitting on me
>invite her to gym I worked at
>sure anon i'll stop by
>I immediately move out of state

>>38208434
This so hard

>>38208292

>I suffer from squat farts due to a high fiber diet
>there's a chance ill let out a fart during squats
I try not to talk to anyone in my gym anymore

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>>38208292
>Has a woman ever hit on you at the gym?
Only conversation i had was with an autistic 40yo guy, he was a funny guy, but creepy too, every time i finished benching he would come over and help me unload the weights

>srs story no fabrication
>you guys need to know that the older pussy game is on the table
>for example, earlier this year this one chick maybe early 50s comes around when I work out
>3am, just her and I
>we don't talk to each other for months, we smile and do that courteous shit like say hi/bye
>she starts asking for tips on weight lifting
>help her a bit cuz I'm a nice guy
>she makes some sexual joke about chest flys
>I make a sexual joke about continuing the workout in the showers
>she says okay
>we go into the men's room showers at like 4am
>this gym is a 24 hour fitness and people start funneling in at like 5
>anyways I fuck this older lady raw and it didn't feel bad
>older single ladies is where it's at for quick unhindered sexy time
>I'm 22
>we still fuck but not in the showers, we fuck in her minivan and she folds the seats down

Brehs.... Find yourself an old woman and bang them sugar walls

>>38209624
a natural athlete who upgraded from running and never was good with people

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when I started lifting 10 weeks ago there was this fat asian girl that would hover around me constantly.

10 weeks later and she went from a straight 3/10 to a 6/10, she works pretty hard and it shows. I first started out squatting like 70 lbs 5x5 and I got to 225 the other day, I saw her looking at me when I turned around to get water. it's like we both see each other's gains

fug I should talk to her, she's there like 5 days a week at the same times I go

>>38210737
Yeah but where do I find a girl like that ?

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>>38210783
definitely go for it dude. you will regret it if you pussy out

>>38208427
>hey nice delts
>d-d-doushio...
This gave my heart a boner

>>38208427
Sound cute

>>38210783
Man up and do it. even if she shoots you down you won't have to wonder what could have been.

>>38209535
You know what, older women are more confident and don't give a fuck in general. That's why they give you compliments. Younger women probably think the same about you, so try to talk to one senpai.

Are you implying I would even notice?
And even if I did notice, are you implying I would have done anything?

>>38208292
A woman has never hit on me anon. Soon I will be a supreme gentleman.

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>>38209445
Mabby get her to lick your bunghole as well? Feels good mane.

>>38209496
kek

>>38208427
I think I just fell in love. Hit her up my nigga

>>38210783
>fat asian girl
>fat
>asian
You unlucky bastard, there are only like a handful of them.

>>38210783
do it bro. having a lifestyle as a mutual interest is huge. ill be praying for you.

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>>38210916
>>38211039
yeah niggas, I'm gonna grab my nuts. she'll inevitably get more attractive before I can break out of dyel to match her, but who cares it can be fun anyways

>>38210783
>2 months and 2 weeks to go from 3 to 6
At least make it believeable.

I have a couple girls who hit on me.
>Be me.
>Using the recumbent bike.
>Go to do some squats.
>Girl comes up to me.
>"Uh, could you wipe the seat down next time, you're disgusting back fat left a huge puddle."
>I smile, knowing she wants the D.
>From then on whenever she is working out I'll just stare are her tight body until she leaves, then I'll leave at the same time so we bump into each other.
>Follow her home one day (making sure to keep my distance). She lives in a nice house.
>I think we're dating now.

>be 6'2 white alpha male
>girls give me the look all the time
>all i do is say hi and they immediately giggle and get horny
>take them back to my place and cum on their face

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>38210673
Just bang her ugly ass at her house you mong

>>38210673
I agree with this statement about older women. I started going to the gym around 4am. Older ladies have been talking to me, I'll say that they're around 45-50 years old. Some of them I exchange numbers but I dont call. They compliment my body and we talk mostly about greens and stuff to eat. I think the other young ladies that are going at that time take notice because they started hi and having brief convos.

>>38211219
This

>>38211258
Kek are you me?

>>38209525
Sup MRZ

>>38210673
>be evolutionary failure
>fuck Infertile ugly crone tail

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>>38211219
>garden variety autist nitpicking numbers
you just mad because your gym has old grandmas in it complimenting your glutes

>>38210783

DO IT

Does constantly asking me for form advice count?

She started doing it literally 10 minutes after I got a gf.

The meme is real

>>38213064
Does she look at you for extended spells?

Try getting her attention for something trivial, say "Hey X" and then wait a half-second longer than norma, before you say what. Gauge the response.

>>38208292
Does it count if she asks me if I'm using a bench? And then she sticks around looking at her phone/playing with her hair and not working out at all while hogging said bench?

>>38208292
Nigger, the neighborhood MILFs stop by for some attention between sets if I leave my garage door open while I lift.

Home gym. I used to chat up my cute neighbor when she'd come home when I was between sets. I asked her out but she never gave me a real answer. I took it as subtle rejection.

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>>38208292
got smiled at a lot by this one girl in the gym. didn't think anything of it. then she started waving every time she saw me. thought she was just being nice. the waves kept going on for a month, so I decided to talk to her one day when she was leaving and I was just getting there. got her number, she got mine. I was pretty stoked. text her a couple days later, just to say hello and if she wanted to go out sometime. never got a reply. didn't see her at the gym for a couple weeks. see her again and find out she just got married to a guy she had been dating for hardly anytime at all.
>mfw i was the backup just in case shit didn't work out

>>38215161

man, even reading that hurt a little. fuck empathy.

>ex competitive swimmer
>swimming in the indoor pool at the gym
>girlfriend is upstairs running on the treadmills
>treadmills all face big picture windows that open into the pool area
>wave at girlfriend after one of my sets and do stupid shit to make her laugh
>she blows a kiss, I blow one back
>on the way home she tells me the girls running next to her were mirin' and talking about me
>once they realized they were running next to my girlfriend they went silent and mean mugged her and eventually left

Feels good man.

>>38215161
You should have asked her out sooner.

>>38211089
Don't do it anon.

>>38215332
Lucky

>>38211089
No Anon that's a bad idea.

Think about all the gains you would be throwing away. Death and decomposition are horrible for your muscles I hear.

>>38208292
Tfw you only get hit on by older men.

>>38211258
MAXIMUM KEK

>>38208427
/fit/ in a nutshell

>>38208292
No, anon, a woman has never hit on me anywhere.

>>38208370
That was me you faggot ass white boy.

Ape? Wait til the next time I see you scrawny bitch ass, I'm gonna make you my bitch

>home gym
>married

So...yes?

>>38215896
I know you're not black.

>>38215161
ohmygod thats perfect bro. Im sorry to hear all that but damn my sides.kek

>>38208292
Does asking you for help with something trivial and then standing around looking at you expectantly while you say "okay, see ya" and walk away count? If not, then no.

Yeah once. After a crossfit class (I had to try once).
There was this giant chick. I mean huuuuge. She came at me and started to talk to me. She spilled her spaghetti and wasn't very comfartable during the process.
If found it cute. Too bad she had the body of a male viking. She wasn't pretty either.

>>38211284
>then i wake up

>>38208427
This post gave me diabetes

>>38209525
Smash

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Not a girl but I've been hit on by several older men at the gym before if that counts.

One was a middle aged viet dude who asked me if I wanted to go get dinner at his house when I was leaving, He said I could shower there if I wanted kek

Other was a latin body builder who kept trying to spot me and called me Mijo while getting super touchy, After we got done he asked for my number but was suprised when I said I wasn't gay

Last was a chubby white dude who asked me where my boyfriend was because I was too cute to be single.

Girls tell me I'm super pretty for a boy and my nickname was prettyboy all through highschool

>tfw ill always be griffith mode
>no matter how shredded I get my face keeps me from guts mode

>>38217891
Just do what griffith did to break out of prettyboy mode.

>>38218023
>>38217891
Yeah, you just have to kill a legion of your dedicated followers in hell and siphon their souls to become a Godlike being and get the qt's.

>>38217891
cut your hair, nigga

>>38215896
>black dudes
>using kettle bells
Babby's first time /fit/ trolling?

>>38209525
Smash like the fist of an angry god.

>teen redhead hitting on me
Fuuuuck, my dreams. Please succeed for me, senpai.

>>38216214
mane u missed out
u coulda sucked on her 3-inch clit

>>38210673

>Pls greentext in thorough detail. Fucking a gym milf is a huge fantasy of mine!

>>38218055
hey, whatever it takes man

>>38208292
women don't typically hit on men. i've seen women act super passive aggressive around men then complain that man wasn't interested in them.
>that guy was hawt so when he said Hi i rolled my eyes and turned away and he didn't ask for my number what's his deal?

>>38208427
You should write some hentai.

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I wish a girl would hit on me but then she'd obviously be outgoing to do that in the first place and I don't think my socially-retarded autistic ass could handle a girl like that. It's hopeless.

>>38218248
I'm trying to eat my breakfast anon

>>38215896
kek

A powerlifter chick did once. She probably goes on here too.

>>38210673

please learn how to greentext, you dumbfuck miscer

>>38218547
and he does it again!

>>38208427
She will kill herself within 2 years

>>38210783
>fat asian girl
>10 weeks later and she went from a straight 3/10 to a 6/10

So sparrow finally realised SS is a meme

>>38219249
Nah if a girl like that existed and wasn't just a figment of that poster's fantasy then she'd be ok. A man would pick her up, dote on her and baby her throughout her life. Women have life on easy mode if they are physically attractive.

>>38209588
good job senpi. keep the fatties at bay. They want you know so they can have you when you make it. basically your a novelty to brag about. wait to smash the /fit/ hotties. It'll be worth it.

>>38219338
Man id bust so hard in sparrow's sweaty phat ass

>>38220039
she's repulsive

>>38211284
Lol only 6'2???? That's not even tall. Manlet cutoff is 6'4

>>38220363
2 inches is nothing

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>>38208427
damn nigga that's some shoujo manga shit right there

>>38220514

I suppose it would seem that way here, like those comics where the girl is perfect but shy or that baka shark thing, but this is just due to how people tend to fill in the details of the story with their own expectations. Here are some facts:

1. I live in eastern europe, where an average looking woman is considered ugly

2. I live in eastern europe ( again), where buff chicks who compete in figure are considered gross and mannish, as opposed to the drawn-on eyebrow having, fake tanning, ultra mini skirt always on the phone looking bored skanky look which is what is really valued over here

3. I admired her deeply because women at the gym waste a ton of time doing light leg extensions while playing candy crush. This woman did serious training, and that was cool to see.

4. She was 34, not some omg young lol fit girl or something like that. She is a 34 year old woman with no friends and no life except the gym. Her hobby is to travel the world by herself ( which she talked about extensively). Seemed to me like a person starved for affection who was just seriously bad around people.

5. Though this sort of "perfect girl all for your lonesome" might appeal to some, I'm an outgoing and fit guy who has never had problems getting women and who likes sociable, confident women who feel comfortable in any situation. She is the opposite.

6. This is why I saw her as more of a lifting bro than anything. I dont think shy women are cute, I find it irritating to have to dig to get anywhere interesting, and I find it tiring to have to guide an interaction by myself. I also am not interested in balzacquian women with anxiety issues just because her back was out of this world.

7. And final point, her glutes were nothing special. She had good upper body genetics and that's it.

>>38208434
This.
I have my headphones in and keep to myself, only say hi to whoevers working at reception.
I also look angry when at the gym and recently this faggot bikie with a 1% tattoo on his shoulder stares at me, looks like a praying mantis and has no idea how to lift

>>38218547
lmao

>>38211284
manlet dreams the post

Usually girls check me out if they are around my age group around 20. I used to be fat and I look "made it" status now so I just love to go to the gym, some days I'm jamming to my music, some days I look pissed as fuck, never talk to anyone but the few girls I've talked to I've sold molly to and not pursued further, life is cool.

Home gym masterrace here. Have invited a few over to "workout" fucked'em.

Anytime I've been at a real gym, there's a real stigma about flirting. Girls won't approach you. Don't.. Don't do it. They don't want you to do it, the other guys don't want you to do it, and you don't want to get rejected doing it.

>>38221202
aww but i saw a new cute girl in my gym in the past few days and i've been working up the courage to ask her out. she comes alone.

>>38209610
I don't why, but this made me kek

>>38221212
Better not. It will be awkward for the both of you for the remainder of your memberships.. if she even continues to go.

Not only that, but the main thing for players is to feel someone out first. At least the successful ones do it. Cold starts never work unless you play the numbers game like a sad PUA.

You find a tactful way to subject her to your presence and maybe slip some small talk in, and then gauge her reaction. By her reaction you proceed. If she is dismissive, do not proceed. If she is responsive, it doesn't necessarily mean she's dtf, but it's an in for more interaction and wash rinse and repeat until your dick is in her ass or not.

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>>38220601
>eastern europe
>beautiful women
I'm from eastern europe too (bulgaria) and women here look like shit. Also, the fact she is 34 is both repugnant and highly offensive. To think you talked with some shriveled old hag, when (i'm assuming) you are in a proper shape to get any whore on the market, considering muscles easily get you laid here is shameful, my friend.

>>38208292

got hit on during a swim class i took on this summer
>14 girls
>1 guy (me)
>float day one of the qt's say maybe I don't float well becasue of all the muscle
>instructor tells me that i need to lift my butt up when I'm floating and 'assits' me by holding up my torso
>she grabs my dick and I think its a mistake
>her hand is there a little too long
>STILL THERE

too bad im beta af and swim lessons are over.

>>38221252
i've already spoken with her already
small talk like how many sets she had left and if i would work in
i've been in this gym for close to 2 years and i like it the most of all the gyms i've been a member of but i've never bothered to interact with anybody until i saw her

>>38221252 a
a

>>38221268
>jjs

ks

>>38221268
and? Are you one of those people that can't read body language or infer attraction?

>>38221282
Yeah, like I said. I'm an autist who keeps to himself at the gym. And I've only seen her twice so far - yesterday and the day before. Her response was mostly friendly but I wouldn't know if she was DTF if she took a bat and smacked my head with it because I'm that poor at reading body language.

No but on the subway this 6/10 cougar winked at me. I felt violated

>>38221294
Did you watch Shame starring Michael Fassbender? That scene where he eyefucked that blonde housewife on the subway was hot.

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>>38221267
DAMMIT ANON FUCK YOU DAMN UGH
>instructor grabs your dick while everyone's still around
I got a boner from reading that, baka.
You should've SMASHED

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>>38221363
>>38221373
imagine having this effect on women just by looking at them

>>38221413
Try looking at them

>>38218161
>>38217690
>>38211437
>>38209553
>>38209549
>>38218161
didn't see her at the gym today
will just text her later
I'm going to make you guys proud
t-thank you /fit/

>>38221506
Keep lifting bro, it will give you freedom.
Arbeit macht frei.

>>38221506
Good on ya lad, smash that puss.

>>38208434
one billion percentages this f a m

>>38209755
momma is the number one girl

>>38208292
I know the receptionists at my gym tried and hit on me. I remember one of them started putting the dumbbells away and started bending over all sensual an shit right in front of me to show off her ass but it was annoying because I wanted to look at my form, the other one did the same thing except cleaning mirrors. I autism shielded them niggas and now it's all weird since I seem them everyday and they probably hate me now. This other time I asked this one chick if she was done with a bench and she started splurging out and shit I'm talking like "are you noticing me senpai" status, I've never had that happen to me so I activated my autismo shield wall and played it off real cool. There's also this one blond chick that whenever I give her a cheeky glance she give me that look and I turn away immediately.

>>38208292
I don't go to the gym; I can't perform in public. I have everything I need to lift at home now. A girl slapped my ass the other day when I was on a long ride though. I was stretching before I went in to a shop.

She was fuck ugly.

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>>38221531
>I remember one of them started putting the dumbbells away and started bending over all sensual an shit right in front of me to show off her ass but it was annoying because I wanted to look at my form
Never change, /fit/

>>38221570
Did you press charges?

>>38221581

>anon beat be to it
>because I wanted to look at my form
>/thread

>>38208292
Yeah but I'm gay

>>38218547
madman

I had this girl come up to me one time and ask how to adjust the benches in the gym..

I thought it was a fucking odd question, because you literally just lift the back of the bench, and it gets adjusted automatically.

I'd seen her there before, so I was even more dumbfounded by her stupidity.

>how did she even open the door to the gym?

Well, I showed her this easy mechanical engineering and just looked her with this silly smile. the said thanks, and I plugged in my headphones and got back to work...

>I'm a fucking idiot
>girl 7/10
>fit
>dat ass
>regrets were had

>>38221443
They would get up and leave at the next stop in disgust.

>>38221824
If you answered my question honestly: would you know how to follow through if you were put back in that exact situation?

>>38221850

yeah, without a doubt.

It happened last year and I was a virgin at the time. Since then i fucked this super hot girl, which I don't even know how I pulled desu, but it gave me a great confidence boost

>>38208292
Yeh.
Not a story I like to recall.
>cute girl on treadmill next to me
>Both out of breath but get to talking on warm down
>Asks me out to a movie
>sure why not
>pick her up from her house
>mmm she's walking like she just got of the treadmill
>get to movie and smart walking again
>hey anon I have "insert highly degenerative MS related disease"
>OK
>have a pretty shitty date with nothing in common
>yeh sure il call you
>start getting abusive messages after a while - "why dont you call me" etc
I just didnt like her is all, regardless of the MS, felt bad because I didnt want to have the awkward chat with her so kept avoiding her
Still got random messages from her over a year later.
I was only 20 but felt like shit for a while.
That was 6 years ago.

>>38221935

you could've at least given her a fucking if she was cute and all that jazz.

>I pity people with MS

>>38221962
Yes and no about the pity.
She was quite desperate to connect and my 20yr self didnt know how ro handle it, I mean I met her mom on the first date and she was making plans about doing other shit already. If she was more reserved there may have been a second date and some nasty MS sexing.

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God /fit/, I need your help please respond.
>Friday
>Take a shower before leaving the gym and go home
>Once I get home, I realize I forgot my towel in the showers
>Whatever, I'll pick it back on Monday
>Monday
>Ask the clerk about my towel
>Says she hasn't seen any
>Well whatever, I'm a little pissed though, what kind of cunt would steal a towel?
>I work out for an hour or two before taking a shower
>About to leave the gym
>See qt3.14 who sometimes runs with me (she uses the treadmill beside mine)
>She's calling for me with my towel in her hands, asking if it's mine
>"Y-yes"
>She said she wasn't sure it was mine when she saw me leaving the gym on Friday
>It's a very small gym and the changing rooms aren't gender specific or anything btw, so I probably just had left when she entered the changing room
>The towel is clean, she explains that she did the laundry this week end and that she washed my towel too
>"T-thanks"
>I left the gym and went back to my car
Does she want to fuck?
Did I mess up?
Please help me, what should I do now?

>>38222212
Use the towel as a cum rag and leave it for her again, she will get the hint.

>>38222262
Lmao

>>38222212
Just ask her youll never know if you dont ask. Say that it was really nice and you didny expecy it and btw you really appreciate her form and : lets go to a movie/ netflix n chill/ park if she doesny like it go for the park stroll

>>38208292
>be me 5'8" manlet
>catch 5'10" hightest 9/10 godess always mirin,she winks at me all the time,calls me Don Jon cuz apparently i look just like him
>"hey anon can you help me with this abs machine"
>s-sure(i almost dropped spaghetti)
>she always comes to train near to me
>when i'm on the treadmill she asks the people ner to me when they will end their exercise
>mfw can't tell if she likes me or it's a hidden camera or some shit

>>38222364
I don't even know her name, it'd feel awkward as hell.

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>>38208292
I'm not sure. Two years ago cutie praised my front squat technique but I was dating back then so I didn't make a move.

>>38208292
after a week of working out at same time a turbohottie with fake tits followed me when i left and stopped me at the gym door and asked my number

When I was dyel I was asked out by the receptionist, she was 6/10 chubby alcoholic but did wonders for self esteem gainz.

>>38222641
I wish a turbohottie would follow me and ask for my number.

>grill from work hit on me and asked me out
>6.5/10 blonde, fit lifeguard/soccer player
>18 years old, party girl , about to start college
>she's 5'8"
>I'm 20 and 5'7.5"

This girl then went cold on me, completely ignored my last call and text. I probably creeped her out the last time I saw her at work (she happened to be changing jobs around the same time she asked me out).
She showed up for work2 days after asking me out and after we had texted some-

>she starts talking to me first thing
>I'm edgy and tense as fuck, breathing heavily, super horny
>tell her to come outside with me
>we go outside, I stutter and look at my feet, mumble awkwardly
>lean in toward her, my arm on her shoulder , try to kiss her
> she pulls back and spouts BS about 'oh we're at work, I can't get mixed up with a coworker' and 'you're older than me'
> I ask her timidly if she wants to go on a date still
> she just says sure
> don't hear from her again, in person or by text

>continued

>>38224302
Note that I had talked to this girl and mentioned that I don't like to pay for girls on dates
>Here is an autistic list;

Signs of Caroline's interest: smile, eye contact, small talk on a consistent basis; asks what I do after work, even on a Tuesday night; lets me use her chap stick, giggles and films me on snapchat to send to friends; asks me if I'm going to swim with her; pushes me into the pool, has me chase her around pool playfully trying to push her in; asks to arm wrestle me, I win, she wants to go a second time; brushes up against me and plays with hair (couple times) and sideward glance/smile ; Asks if I got lucky after I said I was lucky that pool patrons left the baby pool, talks about her hidden tattoo; talks about body paint she got at party, strokes thighs and torso to demonstrate where paint was placed, guides my eyes there; walks to car with me, offers me a beer ; I ask if she's dating a guy she had mentioned, she says absolutely not, she was joking, seems like she wants to get across that she's single to me; next day she calls and after I accept her shift, offers me a meal insistently; shortly after, meeting briefly at work, before she heads out, I ask what she's doing that night (Saturday the 11th of June), she's working at [censored] but tells me that she will take me out sometime and to text her

>>38224332
> I don't like to pay for girls on dates
there's your problem faggot

>>38224347
She and I had that conversation long before she asked me out

>>38220601
The only turn off here is her being 34. Most slavs have shit glutes anyway.

>>38222212
Should ask for her number and tell her you'll pick the towel up from her house if you forget it again

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Apparently when I trained my friend he told me girls mired me regularly, but since I go full autist mode in the gym(who am I kidding, I'm always full autist) I never noticed it.

I also work in the ghetto and have older/fatter black women openly miring all the time, even had a few flash me their tits/give me their number. Whatever, I've accepted my place in life.

>>38208292
No but ive hit on a grill a the gym and it was a nightmare, i actually changed the gym time and later my gym because of it.

>>38224302
>>38224332
Wow, just... wow. This is why majority of /fit/ should just keep lifting and leave humanity behind. There is no hope for your kind.

Bought some home gym equilment. Was hitting it off with this qt 3.14 until I realized it was just me in the mirror.
Curse of DYEL body

>>38208292
Ive hit them with my dick

>>38221531
>probably hate me now.
Nah. It's more like. "I hope I didn't overdo it" or "maybe he's just gay"

No

/thread

>>38211284
>6'2 white alpha male
>alpha male
wanna know how you're an insecure beta trying-too-hard wannabe?

>>38215332
got mugged/10
buttblasted beta femlets...

>>38218055
>>38217891
and still use a mask to hide the FACE, despite good HEIGHT and FRAME

>>38221363
>>38221373
SAUCEEE. Is this a movie or smth? defo hope it's real

>when Indians come work at at your gym

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1LOoRJ0s0rw

>>38208434
>No, I look like an angry asshole when I'm at the gym

Ladies ;)

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>>38220395
So you A woman then?

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>>38224302
>5'7.5"
>.5"

>>38208292
Yes quite a few times.

THe most obvious and weirdest was some hippie girl, who I later found out was a Dakota Native.

She was doing these weird stretches, balancing acts, and using the gymnastic rings over near this secluded room that has Olympic Lifting equipment. As I was resting between sets she walked up to me and said

>I don't mean to sound weird, but I thought I'd let you know you give off a really friendly aura.
>wtf.jpg

She told me it was blue, and how you have 7 chakra points throughout your body that give off different colors. And I gave off a nice blue hue. We talked a little bit, I was just trying to be friendly, not interested what so ever. She had an amazing bod, but weird as fuck, a nasty sounding man laugh, and not a cute face.

Fucking hippies dude

>>38225992
you can train to see auras, it's weird as fuck, at first it looks like a heat wave around a person, then as you get better you can see colors.

You know those magic eye pictures, where you need to like look through the picture to see the sail boat? That's how you see an aura.

She probably did a lot of yoga and meditation.

>>38224332
Perhaps its time to walk into the woods and don't bother anybody.

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>tfw only fat chicks and minorities mire you

just want either a tan petitie gf or a hightest pale gf

>>38225992
>Yes quite a few times.
Do you mind showing a pic of what you look like?
Just curious since i rarely see girls even caring about guys at the gym unless they know the fucker and then they just talk

I M THE DOMINANT MALE. THIS IS MY GYM. I AM A STRONG HUMAN AND A BETTER MAN. IN THIS HAND IS MY DUMBBELL. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MINE. I REP THIS DUMBBELL AS AN HONOR TO THOSE THAT HAVE REPPED BEFORE ME. ALL FEMALES MUST YIELD TO MY NATTY GAINS FOR I AM THE FEAR THAT STRIKES ALL IN THE SQUAT RACK.

KNOW ME

tbqh no

>>38226547
But how can I fix this? How do I act land think like a normal person

This amazoness parked her ass right in front of me in the squat rack today. Stretched in front of me showing her tiddies and ass my god it was glorious. Kept my cool tho and asked her how to do T Bar rows all nonchalant like, she was kinda uggo face-wise so she spaghetti'd a lil.
What do I do now /fit/? Im manlet as fuck but I want my children to be tall I must impregnate this gargantuan. I also think I got a chance. Think I'll introduce myself next time I see her.

Taking tips,

I used to go to a fifth floor gym. One day one of the girls who went there told me she was thinking about me while she was walking up the stairs. I always carry my bike up and she was thinking about how strong I must be.

I nodded and moved on. I honestly couldn't process her being remotely interested in me so I didn't even consider it for a second.

She probably wasn't.

Yes, one worked at the front desk. Two other girls I knew from school and would glare at me one talked to me and was like idk how to use free weights and im like your fit as hell stfu. Annother girl lived in my dorm and worked at the gym and would literally turn around and stare at me everyday. I think some fit brown chick hit on me recently but im not sure, im white so idk if brown girls like that.

IF anyone else did im fucking oblivious, girls can walk up to me and call me hot to me face and ill be like ugh what?

Halp

>>38209408
>three weeks

What the fuck are you waiting for nigger?

>>38218517
kill yourself kek

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>>38222212
>not asking to buy her a brotien shake to thank her
ya blew it

>>38215332
Mardyke?

>>38208292
I have a friend who got married and then divorced to a girl he met at the gym. He came up to me and asked if I noticed her and he said "I want her to marry me!" and like 3 months later she hit on him at the gym and then they got married and subsequently divorced. smoking hot redhead, she was.

>>38215896
>black guy
>not in jail

At least make it believable.

>>38222262
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
MAJOR KEKS BRO, MAJOR KEKS

>>38222393
>or a hidden camera or some shit
autism the post

>>38209496
Krek

>home gym
I live with my parents right now so I fucking hope not.

>>38220601
Okay so she isn't waifu material, but she seems like a pretty cool person if she can grow out of the shyness.

>>38220601
>balzacquian women with anxiety issues
my dick refuses to obey

>>38208292
>never talk to anyone at gym
>occasionally see girl using weights
>girl is automatically a 9/10 no matter what because a girl that touches weights is automatically wife material
>usually
>still never talk to her

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>Be grill
>Be constantly "harassed" in the gym
>Every two days someone new asks for my number
>Ignore everyone and act like an unreachable bitch
>This Khal Drogo look alike just drives me crazy
>Says hi to me, our eyes meet often across the gym and he smiles and even winks
>Never seen someone like that in real life
>Everytime I see him my vag tingles, i just want to legit be khaleesi and be fucked by this person.
>Tells me I look incredible
>Oh shit, this is it.
>Tell him we should workout together
>He offers the whole squat rack instead and mentions his kids.
>Continues with his workout
>MFW I feel like this is karma and I deserve this.

>>38225676
its called SHAME
michale fassbender

>>38232286
pls fuck off

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>>38208292
>go to the gym
>see the same old old bags
>some are somewhat in shape for mid 40s, early 50s
>except that blond asian chick with a nice body and face
>keeps smiling at each other
>see her once outside the gym she wears short short
>everything is on point except that fucking fat on the inside of her thighs
>like a fat pussy that started to drip on her thighs
>fucking disgusting, no gap at all, just 2 blogs of fat touching
>been there once, not doing that shit again
>proceed to totally ignore her from this point
I can take some fat but I can't take inside thighs fat on a fit grill, I just can't, like pic related sort of but with muscular legs

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>>38208292
>Has a woman ever hit on you

>>38208292
Who is this semon demon?

>>38208292
No. I don't go to the gym.

I had 3 women hit on me in rehab. My ex was pretty sexy.

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No, but one time after some heavy squats the girls JV lacross team at my school just started introducing themselves to me at random times throughout the day then giggling and running away.

At some point i fucked up and they all switched to giving me weird looks and avoiding me like the plauge. I dont understand it at all and i never will.

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I have two occasions where grills have blatantly hit on me at the gym (not even /fit/, just tall af and strongfat)

>see grill I talk to all the time I think is cute at my gym doing deadlifts from a distance
>look at her and give prolonged eye contact
>she then proceeded to do romanian deadlifts facing away from me (she's in leggings)
>soon as she places the weight down she stays bent over and looks directly at me and smiles
>holy fuck
>she then walks over to me, says hi
>I'm sitting down on a chair with posters behind me
>she stands directly in front of me, leans in and has her tits 2cm from my face for a good 10 seconds, while she glaces down to see my reaction and smiling while pretending to read a poster behind me
>after a long convo while flirting rhe whole time, she tells me she has to go
>she sits in silence for literally 20 or so seconds waiting for me to ask her out
>I don't because I'm a sperg
>She walks away with a sad look on her face like her puppy just died

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP GUYS

>>38233744
Wew, lad. That was beta maximus.

>>38233744
hahaha might as well chop off your dick bro

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>>38233744

When I read stories like these I really hope it's just anons making shit up for (yous).

>>38226618
You're far too gone my friend; it's time to leave humanity behind.

>>38226551
beggars can't be choosers

Ive had women come up to me and "ask for advice" but it was obvious they just wanted to talk.

One time I was leaving the gym and a girl in her car rolled up to me and said "Im sorry I never do this but I just have to let you know you're really attractive." I thanked her but didn't do anything cuz I have a gf.

Another time I was training a client and a black lady came up to me and whispered in my ear that I had a really nice butt. I told her "thanks you too!" And realized I just complimented her ass.

No one will probably believe me though and think I made all this up.

Oh well.

>>38208434

Pretty much this. Every now and then I look at some of the more experienced lifters and see what exercises they're doing for the body, and then I work on incorporating them into my routine over time at the weight level that I'm at, at the time.

>>38234184
"cuz I have a gf"

What.
A.
Faggot.

Get your test levels checked

>>38210673
This is a fucking terrible greentext.

>>38221363
>>38221373

You know. The placement of that poster adjacent to her, is so timely and apt.

>>38234222
Yeah fuck me for being faithful...

I have the willpower of a god. Many men in my position would have cheated. Especially since my test levels are at 3k plus most of the time.

>>38208292
>>38208292
>>38208292

This is what's wrong with Nu-Fit.

You're supposed to respond to anyone in the gym with
>SORRY
>I HAVE A WORKOUT TO CONTINUE

>>38226797
Helicopter dick.

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>>38233744
WHYD YOU DO THAT

BE FAKE

>>38209484
Oh the inspirobot, good times.

>>38220363
Tell that to the 5'8 people.

>>38234034
>>38234074
>>38234097
>>38234418
Heh...pls no bully

My next greentext for the other occasion will probably put you in a shit mood

>see grill at gym I think is also a qt and has a 9/10 ass
>catch her staring at me and she froze and darted her head away
>think she probably thinks I'm weird or something
>she actively avoids me in the gym
>she completely avoids eye contact with me at all costs
>I start doing the same
> she will always try and be ok the opposite side of the room to me
>after two days of this, after a set of deadlifts she nervously walks up to me and says
>"heh, you're like my mancrush..."
>I am blown away and start spilling my spaghetti and continue to avoid eye contact and say "haha t-thanks"
>ignore her through the entire workout
>realise what I'm doing and what I'm throwing away
>go to try and fix what I did and go to find her
>she left the gym already
>think to myself that I'll just ask her out tomorrow in hopes of salvaging what I majorly fucked up
>Don't see her at the gym that week
>don't see her at the gym at all for 6 months
>she comes back with some dyel skinnyfat boyfriend


Guys why am I so pathetic with women?
I mean I have no excuses besides me just being a sperg.

Teach me how to into social gains lads.

>>38234535
nice.

>>38234544
Am I so much of a failure that my situation seems fake or something?

>>38234558
there's nothing to add buddy. you fucked up, end of story.

>>38234577
How do I fix it

>>38234535
I would have done the same thing but i wouldn't have tried to make it up to her but would have ignored her very obiviously. So i guess there is always a bigger beta around. But at least i am level 21 in pokemon go

>>38234603
You just HAVE to go for it.

You may fuck up and look nervous as shit, but looking absolutely pathetic and trying is worth 100x more than not trying.

She could have been your dream girl. She outright said she was attracted to you and there was no guesswork involved. Just be honest as hell and tell her you think she's cute and make small talk as best as you can even if you sound like a retard. Just do it. Just ask for her number even if it comes out in the most beta stutter you've ever heard.

It will always we weird for almost anyone in that situation. Embrace the weirdness. Breathe in awkwardness and breathe out the cringe. Fully accept the situation and live it

>>38234535
Cringing hard. You should have asked for her fb or something.

>>38234623
>playing pokemon go
Sorry you're automatically an omega faggot desu

>>38234629
Thanks dude, I actually really appreciate it, I just have dumbass insecurities in my head stopping me from pursuing, I used to be actually pretty decent with girls in HS, but after 6 years of 4chan and unironically falling for the cocoon mode meme, I've lost all social skills with women besides just being able to talk normally with them, I just don't go for it anymore, which is fucked up because I could easily get laid with the amount of blatant mires I get, I've just let myself become an autistic faggot.

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>>38218547

>>38234871
Is this what the average swede looks like?

>>38208427
You're a fucking retard

>>38209464
Chances are I have already fucked her. You are getting nothing other than my sloppy seconds and my cum all over your cock. I recommend jumping off a bridge dirtbag

>>38234676
You're welcome.

Just take it slow and realize that what another person thinks doesn't have to affect you. Even Chads fuck up from time to time.

4chan will do that. Even though this site is full of trolls and stupid shit, it really sharpens the mind to some things. Honestly, breaks from this place are a God send. Try blocking it for a month.

I highly suggest you read Models by Mark Manson. I haven't made any girl gains yet but it makes great points of not requiring the validation of other people and being needy. It's helped me socially.

Today an older woman kept looking at me at the gym. She was blond but it was like half grey hair, she had a great ass but maybe it was the pants making an illusion. She went to the chair where you put your legs in and face down and hinge at the hips up and down. Her ass looked amazing as she flexed her glutes and I had a half chub goin on, I think it helped me with my set because I set a PR on the rows and they felt easy.

>>38217891
Get a huge scar across your cheek.
It worked for Alvarez, kinda

>>38208434
Mostly this. A fuckbuddy of mine from a year ago, whom I met in the gym said that I looked intimidating to her at start. Still, somehow we started saying "hi / bye" to each other since we saw each other frequently in the gym. I noticed she was eyeing me quite often + she ran up to me from behind while I was walking home to help her open up some cosmetics thingy, as if she was too weak to do it herself (I shit you not, that's what happened). And since I'm not a total sperg, I kinda got the hint and escalated from there.

>>38208427
man this cute as hell

>>38234222
Semper Fidelis

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>tfw guys constantly walk up to my gym crush and try to chat her up

>>38208427
that kinda cute, considering the raw brutalness of the world, its nice to read something nice for a change, even though its probably just a false story.

this girl at my gym, complimented my jawline, and muscles and even felt my ceps.
But every now and then her boyfriend comes in and works out with her.
what do?

Have one from a while ago lads
>Working out at gym
>Random grill asks me to give her advice on squat form so I do
>End up working out with her the next two or three sessions
>One day I ask her what she's doing afterwards as small talk
>She says, "nothing, unless you want to"
>Autism overdrive I don't even catch the hint
>After this she never comes to the gym at the same time again

Sigh

>>38225860
what's going on here

>>38236351
pump and dump

>>38208966
jesus fuck when the euro was going on 4 gymbros were standing in the middle of the free weight area of my gym arguing about how good germany is and how portugal sucks dick. practically screaming about it for 30 mins, hogging 3 benches and not letting anyone get any fucking work done. it was pathetic

>>38215332
That gym sounds like my gym, the way the treadmills overlook the pool
You go to UCONN?

>>38221286
protip: if she smacks your head with a bat, she isn't dtf

>>38237360
What if it's one of those inflatable fun bats you purchase at baseball games?

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>>38226797
>amazoness

You are dumber than a bag of old boots.

It was probably just me but
>do Calf raises
>mature chick smiles and asks if I use the Bench next to me
>but later end of workout doing ab work laying down
Behind me is this huge window to the town and also plenty of space next to me
>she comes to look out the window
>stays right behind me, with her ass kind of above my face
>for about 1 min
>leaves
>looks a bit in my direction while at reception
Should have asked her to take a seat or something

>>38208292
As far as I know I have never been hit on but my bud(s) have told me I am just missing it entirely.

>>38237172
not that anon but I do, I was thinking the same thing

>>38215332
>mfw no qt3.14 gf to hit the gym with and blow kisses and be silly with, and make other people jelly as a bonus
>mfw I am jelly of you as the girls are of your gf
>mfw I hope I will make it one day

This made me smile, thanks Anon

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>>38208292
>woman

Why even care about talking holes when femboys exist

>>38210673
nice greentext summerfag

>>38211219
meh, sounds believable to me. 2.5 months of losing ~3 lbs/week is between 20 and 30 pounds, and seeing that she's asian she's probably sort of short, so those pounds probably make a big difference. plus 6 only means slightly above average. maybe she's startin to get dem thighs or something.

>>38210783
go for it anon

>>38238101
Seek help.

>>38222212
When you next see her at the gym, just strike up a conversation and say some bullshit like "thanks for getting my towel the other day etc." and ask her out for somewhere.

>>38237996
UCONN friend, we should work out some time

>>38208292
This one petite chick started doing babby lunges right next to my bench. She got super close and it was kinda weird. Probably nothing though.

>>38237172
>>38237996
My dudes I also go to UConn

Didn't know there were other huskies on this Iranian potato farming board

yeah definitly but i didnt realise it at that moment cause i was retarded and young

hasnt happened for me since it really depresses me desu but i guess its normal that girls dont hit on you most of the time

>>38238576
Meet me outside of it tomorrow at 2pm brah

>>38208966
I only see the guys who go in with their gym bros ever talking, and they just talk amongst each other. I see mutual myrin going on all the time between guys though. Silent myrin. Has yet to happen to me.

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>>38221267
yo where do you go to take swimming lessons, i seriously have no idea

>>38240406
Try your local community college. If your parent's income is low enough, the classes are free, at least in my state. If not, well be prepared to pay for the class which shouldn't be much. It's a swimming class which is usually 1 unit and the cost of 1 unit at community college is really cheap.

>>38236487
A good time that's what

>>38240437
i'll keep that in mind the next time i'm in america, thank youuu

>>38208394
You forgot to NOHOMO...

Balls

>>38234535
I want to kill you in your sleep. Youdont deserve to be alive.
I havent hated a person this much in a while.
Fuck off

>>38234251
No, you're supposed to say, "Thanks y-you, too.".

>>38221935
like this yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxlTO09FqnA

I've gotten mires from a friend and apparently employees but that's about it

Gym slut said I have a big, nice ass.
Co-workers legit compare me to bodybuilding roid monkeys and tease with "you're not jealous they're bigger than you?"
Reason I say bodybuilding roid monkeys is that this woman came in with a bigger chest and broader shoulders than the biggest guy at my gym, practically. Was still an ego boost since I'm the swole guy at work.

>>38234249
You are annoying and narcissistic

Nothing recently but yesterday a chubby asian chick was miring long and lovingly while i was on the stupid exercise bike sweating out gallons. Probably like ohhhh what fluids he produce hai.

>>38208427
>you will never meet girls like this

time to end it all

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>>38208292
No one hits on me at the gym
No one hits on me before I swim
They don't hit on me at the beach
They don't hit on me you fucking leech
Grills don't hit on me anywhere
Regardless my full head of hair
I doubt I'll ever get a wife
I should just end my fucking
rhyming.

>>38245807
I'm sorry that I annoy you anon, but I assure you I am not narcissistic.

I'm simply stating facts. I'm actually incredibly insecure roflmao

I've never been hit on, but a couple of qts have smiled at me and made lots of eye contact with me.

Of course I didn't say anything.

>>38246057
Nice

>>38220601
>balzacquian
what did he mean by this

>>38246057
I enjoy this

>>38208292
No but a woman came up to me and explained that if I was using a barbell/platform all I had to do was tell her I was going to use it, she mistaken me for someone who gave a shit, I just told her thats fine I'll move to another paltform/barbell and work out there. Maybe she wanted to work in sets, and get some drinks after? She was hot, but not the type who cares what she looks like, no makeup in the gym ,short shorts, lifting heavy

>>38221962
nah dont do it breh dont you know ms is vaginally contagious

A girl said i smell nice once
Does that count?

>>38247464
Wut cologne were u wearing?

>>38247562
Beckham Homme