Sexual fitness thread

Women are evil.

>>38176855
Why do people say girls don't care about size when they clearly do?

Why do lies have to be so cruel?

>>38176855
>tfw long and thick dick
>tfw have had weak and few erections for as long as I can remember
>got some weird infection as a kid that was never checked up
I think I need to go to a urologist, but if I hear this shit is permanent I will kill myself on the spot. Anyone else in this situation?

>>38176855
Its people on the internet hating on someone far beyond their reach in terms of wealth/fame/physicality, he literally fucks katy perry, if katy docent care, why do you?

>>38176870

This is more of a case of people wanting to insult other people in an attempt to cover up their own short comings. The men realize they can never enjoy life like OB does/will, and the women realize they are so far beneath him they will never be with him. These people would NEVER admit this, so they're attacking him in any way they can, even if they don't actually believe their own insults.

maybe he's a grower? you cant tell how big a dick is based on flaccid size

why are they saying its tiny when he is flaccid....all men know it only matters when its hard. some grow, some show....also i can;t believe i posted here but fuck it, your wasting space and fucking with these manlets heads over stupid shit

>>38176891
he also fucked miranda kerr for years.

those fat hags can shut their dick holsters.

>>38176882

Try doing kegels, or whatever. I heard that shit helps.

>>38176855
>>38176870
These people are just full of shit. Just looked up the uncensored pic. As someone who used to be on a large swim team and has seen a lot of flaccid dicks, I can say 2 things for sure.

1. He is above average size flaccid.

2. Your flaccid size is only loosely correlated to your size when hard.

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>tfw /fit/
>tfw 8x5''
>tfw kv

What's even the point of it all?

>>38176855
how are people dumb enough to judge flaccid cock.

My shit isn't even big but there's still a huge difference between a flaccid 2 inch and a hard 7.

His shit isn't even bad for flaccid, it didn't go full snug cold cock.

>>38176969
Your girth is your problem

You need AT LEAST 5.5" girth to please a woman, length doesnt matter much past 6.5"

>>38176948
>As someone who used to be on a large swim team and has seen a lot of flaccid dicks
>Your flaccid size is only loosely correlated to your size when hard

u gay brah?

>everyone talking about flaccid dick

In the uncensored photo you can clearly tell that the dick is straight, and therefore erect. It's an average cock. People are expressing their disappointment that celebrities who are elevated to super-human status are actually human and flawed. It's not a tiny dick, it's just smaller than people would like it to be.

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his dick isn't even fucking remotely small in those nude pics...it's also flaccid

holy fuck, I hate women

>>38176855
A dick over 7in is good if you want to please size queens and impress one-night stands. Anything between 5 and 7 is good enough with 6-7 being optimal. If you have a massive dick in a long-term relationship neither of you are going to get as much enjoyment out of it, it'll hurt her and you won't get to go balls deep. And well, you already know the disadvantages of having something under 5

>>38176997
Yeah this is fucked, and it's as if people don't know the difference between flaccid and erect fuck this

>>38176855
Women are fucking retards and have no spatial awareness, they can only tell when a dick is micro or when it's huge.

They're also looking a fucking flaccid cock and talking about the size of it, what the fuck. Guys with big dicks don't grow that much when erect, guys with average to above average dicks can grow a lot when erect.

>>38176870
>taking retards on twitter seriously
Twitter exists so niggers and women can talk shit about anything to make themselves feel slightly better about their own shitty lives. Not a single cunt there that wouldn't jump on the chance to be his GF.

>>38176976
He's clearly not flaccid, he's in that semi- I just had sex and it's going down mode. Why are people pretending he's soft? Look at the side picture and you'll see it sticking out, not hanging

>>38176995
https://twitter.com/CelebrityBulgeK/status/761217567579045888/photo/1

it's clearly not erect and also clearly not tiny

>>38177179
Are you blind? That's 80% of maximum length. It's semi erect, sticking out and not hanging down

Man, literally 99% of the girls all post heart emojis and gifs. Yet you manage to find like the 3 niggers who said it was small. You could post jayz coclacola-can girth dick and you would still find poeple who says it's too small.
I mean it's not like he has anything to be embarrassed about.

kek, i have a "big dick", or at least what is I guess considered big, but i don't get laid because autismo.

i gave up hope a while ago, my "sexual fitness" is fapping.

>>38177142

studied the curvature of many cocks today, faggot?

>>38176855
Please tell me this is fake. People cant be that stupid can they?

Where's the uncensored pic? no homo

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To anyone that want to improve length and girth, I have one word for you. Bathmate

>>38177179
>Not erect
It's clearly almost fully erect and it's pretty small, I'm clearly bigger and below average

>>38177288
see
>>38177179
and also https://twitter.com/frankguate/status/761310094583820289
Not big, not small, just an average uncut cock really.

I swear /fit/ is the only board that will talk about his cock instead of Katy Perry's 9/10 body

>>38177288
>>38177179
This account posted them all

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FEVERISH DISCUSSION ABOUT ANOTHER MAN'S PENIS ITT

>>38176855
Orlando is rich, famous, good looking and has tons of bitches in his stable, this is just an easy way for them to act as if "Orlando's not good enough" for them, as if they're even close to the same level.

>>38176870
The only size that really matters is what it grows to. My dick looks small but is 7 inches erect, and if you have a girl in your bed, you won't be looking small for long. Below 6" matters a bit tho. There also is indeed a thing such as "too" big (cervix hitting hurts)


>>38176903
absolutely this

>>38177316

If these worked everyone would be hung like a horse

Also that shit destroys the nerves in your dick, you will feel nothing after using that shit extensively

Just be content with what you have, im 6x6. Unless you are of course 4-4.5 inches in length then sure risk fucking up your cock for a bit of size.

>>38177059

Calm down, Costanza

>>38177340
>>38177349
Well fuck me, if that's considered small.. He's outdoors, soft and working up a sweat. Jesus if bitches saw a picture of my dick after the gym I'd never get laid again

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>>38177266
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=orlando%20bloom%20small&src=typd

>>38177414
Lifting works, is every person jacked?
>Destroying nerves
Kek

so are one of you faggots going to post the uncensored pic or not?

>>38177438

Yeah thats the thing, bathmates and kegel exercises dont work. Also it WILL destroy the nerve endings in your cock, even fapping excessively will and that bathmate shits just obliviously destructive to your cock.

>>38177438
Holy fuck ur write

>>38176904
this. my dick is 6.5" when erect but ive seen it get smaller than 2" when flaccid before.

>>38177467
Strong bioscience there m8

Kegaals and the bath mate have both been shown to work, it works by stimulating hypertrophy just like you would in skeletal muscle

>>38177366
kek

>>38176855
Just saw the uncensored pics. It's not even small. Bitches just don't know what a flaccid cock, out in the elements, looks like.

Well obviously these dumb bitches never took biology class they might have learned that a penis actually gets bigger when the male is aroused... Holy shit will their tiny minds be blown when they find this out

I have a true 8x6 dick going for me, and mine is smaller than lando's when flaccid....

>Women don't understand that flaccid penises can more than double in size when erect.

>>38177553
mine far more than doubles when erect, I go from below average flaccid to a huge 8x6 when hard.

>>38177248
This. I did you autists the honor of searching this on Twitter, and 99% of girls (and guys) are impressed.

Its impossible to tell how big it is due to the fact its a photo from a distance, and its semi. Stop fucking whining and obsessing.

>>38176870
It she likes you, size doesnt matter. If she doesn't like you, she will be making fun of you and your babby dick with her friends.

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>americans do not know about the concept of being flaccid & erect

>>38176855
I thought it looked fine, it's not erect so how large are those people expecting a chillaxed dick to be?

For every girl saying it's tiny there is another saying is huge and gawking over it. Girls are retarded and can't judge anything correctly as usual.

>>38176948
This desu. I used to have two mates who had huge impressive thick flaccid dicks who would always get them out. But when they were hard they were barely any bigger than a normal person.

>OP asks 4 questions
>no-one answers, obsess over an elf's dick

>>38178016
/fit/ is definitely the epitome of no homo.

>>38176855
>>38176891
>>38176903
This 100%.
>>38177523
>>38177553
Also this,thats not even 'small' for a flaccid dick.
>source: I'm an expert on cocks

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>>38176855
>>38176868
>>38176870

>don't body shame us you sexist pigs!
>lol! look at his tiny penis!

Because woman logic. They body shame other women too, and then blame that on men.

>>38176855
>What are some ways to be good sexually (including kissing and foreplay)?

learn to eat pussy, and enjoy it
>What's the optimal penis size?
who fucking cares, you can't do anything to achieve it even if it did exist
>Also how long do you think he's been lifting?
probably a couple of years
>Do normal people consider that muscular size big?
yes

>>38176891
They just hate on hit because they know they'll never get him.
I bet they all started spewing a snail trail from their vaginas when they saw the pic

People that say size doesn't matter are clearly lying but at the same time people don't really know what "small" is.

>>38178407
exactly. It's like all the couch potatoes who are like "he must be on steroids, muh functional strength" when all the do is arm curls with LMAO2CHZBRGER

>>38178444

Silly Anon, don't you know anything below 18 inch monster cock is small?

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>tfw women still don't know about shrinkage

>>38176994
The rule on every swim team I've been on is that we train hard in the pool and play hard in the change rooms afterwards.

Helps keep everyone motivated.

>>38177179
fml if thats considered small then im fucked

Having seen several thousand dicks in every state I can say he's bigger than average

He used to fuck Miranda Kerr and now he fucks Katy Perry plus probably a tonne of random hot bitches along the way. I can't even be mad dudes got his shit figured out

Taking a photo like this is way more malicious than the fappening. Wonder if it'll even get a tenth of the outrage

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>Tfw when 7 inches hard
>Be like 3 inch soft

I-I'm a grower not a s-shower

HE WAS IN THE POOL

>>38177414

>the guy with 99th percentile girth telling others to be content

Do penis exercises work, and are they harmful?

>>38176855
Judging a man's limp penis.... as a undercover gay man, that's ignorant. I'm seen some little guys grow with the right handling lol

>>38176855
Assuming it's as big as the censor, wouldn't that make it like 6 inches? and clearly it's not erect either.

>>38178706
Underrated desu same here

>>38176855
Three things,

Most candid cock shots, like with that fuccboi justin beiber are staged. Dude was walking around with a cock pumped limp dick.
If he was packing the loose clothes he walks around in would show it.

Secondly, women don't see many limp dicks on the regular. When they see them they are always hard. Many aren't sexually intimate enough with a guy to even get that far in a relationship just to watch or play with it when we're limp.

Thirdly, their insulting a guy that's out of their league. It makes them feel good and like he's attainable. And if he's not attainable then who cares, he has a small dick.

If the guy was going to let his dick be shown in the public then he should pull a jonah falcon and walk around cock pumped. Sure it would probably permanently ruin his dick but bitches would be nutting their Vickey Sec black thongs over it.

>>38176891
Katy Perry? Eh....not much to brag about really.

>>38178804
u forgot to say no homo

>>38177506
That's bullshit. I used one for a year religiously, six months later I'm same as before

>>38178819
Just autistic women posting shit for the sake of posting, they obviously having nothing to say, so saying LUL ITS MASSIVE or LUL IS SO SMALL is all those vapid cunts can muster

>>38176855
My dick is average when not hard feels bad man, any way to fix? its 7.1inches hard
p much the reason I didnt use showers in highschool

>>38176855

Women are fucking retarded. My last GF asked why my dick was always so small until we would have sex. Like she had no concept of an erection.

>>38176855
Women are the bane of society
They are literally worse than cancer
Why do we allow them to have opinions again?
Oh right. Sex.
Fucking stupid society.

>>38178959
The only thing they know about the male anatomy is what they like or if the dick LOOKS good/gets their panties soaked.

They're also very easily swayed by a group.
And since the general consensus among that group is he's small..when they have nothing to compare it too or are even comparing it too anything...he's seen as small.

The reality of a bigdick doesn't matter. The fantasy of it matter.

I'm a tad over nine inches in length and around 6 inches in girth. It's juuuuust big enough to where I can lie about having ten inches and women would not question it and be unbelievably turned on by the idea. They love to look at it, play with it suck and worship it, show it to friends and talk about it.

The actual pnv and anal? That's where the reality of the situation comes in. More women then not have been hurt by it and I have HAVE to do some serious pounding to cum.

They know little of it when it's soft, they care little for the rest of me. My emotions beyond the ones that would lead them into bed, make the bed rock, and would send them limping sore home.

I reiterate. They don't fucking know, nor do they care to know. They only want their sex/prince saves princess/black knight ravages innocent girl fantasy. And they do not care.

I mean damn. To the average man who's entire manhood in a chunk of media is about how big his dick is, showing off while soft is a real show of vulnerability.

>>38178595
God dude. I miss the locker room. We made fun of our coach for always putting his arm around our shoulders after a race and dubbed him uncle touchy. His house was therefore known as uncle touchys naked puzzle basement

>>38179096

Thats a long post trying to convince everyone you are not a vigin.

Also if you went on twitter most girls are gushing bout it and op hand selected a few negative comments.

Virgin faggot.

>>38179242
...
Okay.
Well you have fun with your shaming.
I'll be over here. Being unphased.

By the way. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Have any idea how good the guy from 40 year old virgin had it?
I wish I was so I could have my first time with a woman I loved instead of the first girl who gave me that special rapey feeling.

Learn to be content with your dick. Trust me, there's worse shit out there.

For instance, I'm pretty sure I got the herp from the last girl I banged.

>>38176948
How did you come up with the second observation ? You go around get jerk everyone till they are hard ? Lol you homo ?

>>38176855
Those girls are just jealous. When girls can get something they act like they dont want it . Also katy Perry don't seem to mind his size.

>>38178758
bruh are you me?

>>38176870
People are different in front of other people. And herd behavior and inertia helping too.

>>38176870
It's mostly guys who say it.

>>38178706
>considered small
No anon, its worse. It was tiny, remember

fuck might as well turn gay at this point

>>38177411
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
:( this feel never goes away. I have a girlfriend who is madly in love with me we've been dating for 3 years but she's a virgin and won't have sex until we're married. Didn't even know what cum was or really what any sexual term meant until she asked me to start explaining things to her. I don't think she'd care that I was on the small size but still man this feel is a fucking horrible feel.

Friend told me about this "workout" pill called Xenagen? Or something I forgot the name. Said pornstars used it to get ripped but it's mainly a dick enlargement pill. Anyone ever heard if it? Said he used it for a while until he gave t results

>5'6''
>4'' penis
I'll never find someone

>>38180054
You're not a freak of cock dude. But you can still get it up.

Find a vaginally normal sized woman or woman with smaller pussy and disregard the sizequeens and full on whores.

You'll be happier.

Bonus points if you become fit and sexually experienced/knowledgable.

>>38180017
wife that bitch, nigga

it wont get better

>>38180148
Oh most definitely anon that's already decided. But I think I'm going to look at those pills either way

>>38180017
>I don't think she'd care that I was on the small size but still man this feel is a fucking horrible feel.
you have no experience with any woman besides your one girlfriend who knows nothing about sex. you can't possibly comprehend how much you don't know. vast majority of women don't give a shit. when you're both horny and naked, you just want to fuck.

What's lame is I know this is the truth yet I can't help but feeling terrible about it. Fuck it I'll work out more.

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>>38176855
They're women. All they do is make up excuses for things they can't have. Look at feminism, HAES, and all the other BS they tell themselves. None of them could ever get a sexy body? HAES. None of them want to work hard to graduate with a real degree? Feminism. No chance in hell they'll ever get close enough to so much as look at Bloom let alone get in bed with him? "Oh well he has a tiny dick so who cares"

Bottom line. All these chicks are gonna drink themselves stupid later tonight and cry about being lonely.

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>>38178558
I had a girl suck my cock in the morning when I was barely awake because she believed men only got boners when horny.
They really need to start focusing more on the male private parts in biology class.

>>38176855

what the fuck, are these people for real?

my dick is tiny when soft but 7x5.5 hard

do people know how erections work?

>>38176855
Serious answer here from femanon
>What are some ways to be good sexually (including kissing and foreplay)?
Enthusiasm. Enthusiasm makes up for a lot of "technical errors"
Act like you think this is the best day of your life and I will feel like a goddess => I will judge you as "good in bed" because you make me feel good

>>38180549
they're women

>>38179941

arigato mr roboto

>>38176989
Is that what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about your sub 7inch cock? Both girth and length matter dicklet

girls get praised for having a hole between their legs and they dont even have to worry about performance anxiety

guys have to worry about so much and they STILL talk shit? fuck off, cunts.

>>38180573
This is good advice.

>>38180573
>Act like you think this is the best day of your life

dont flatter yourself pal

>>38180573

Don't lie. You like when a huge dicked man named Chad plows you from behind and degrades you like the slut you are.

Then go off and say things like I just want to have some romantic sex.but dont mean it.

>>38180624
Thank you. It's simple, but true.
>>38180626
How is that reading comprehension going for you? As well as project Get Rid Of The Virginity, I guess?
>>38180641
Did I write anything about romantic shit? No, I did not. Enthusiasm comes in many forms. Whatever floats your boat. Like that nice little fantasy you have there. If only you actually dared to find a real Chad to fuck your boipussy, right?

>>38180698

Spoken like a true women who was pumped and dumped by a Chad.

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>not knowing about the grower and shower concepts

muricans... kek!

>>38180718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

People need to realise that if they're going after sloots with a gaping pussy, then yes, you'll probably get told your cock is small, if you're with a woman that's wife-material and hasn't been watered with baby batter by hundreds of other men, dick size is arguably the least of their worries, stop being beta faggots, this isn't the /fit/ I know.

>>38180573
Note how you're a vapid cunt

I really wonder how it feels to have the mentality like you are the judge and jury of what a man is while still complaining to have no hand in the world.

anything else we can do for you, princess?

why do you care what she thinks anyways?

big or small, you are getting your dick wet, right? who gives a shit what she thinks?

>>38180525
>Complaining about morning head
>Complaining about a woman servicing you when you should be horny

>>38180763
>>38180763
Gosh, you seem bitter.
You know, when I posted the link to the explanation of projection, I thought "Nah, no guy can be THAT pitiful and pathetic that I could be right about it." But heh, here we are.
I see why you are in a sexual fitness thread. But I guess you didn't get the answer you were looking for, did you?
You expected something like "Only an 11 inch dick that ejaculates money and plowing her like you've seen it done in porn works."
Sorry. Life isn't that way. But then again, you wouldn't know because you have made yourself an angry little cocoon and refuse to see how you could actually improve. Which is kind of funny, because wasn't /fit supposed to be for the self improvement?

I dont see why girls lie

size does matter, if I was a girl and as a result could fuck lots of people easily, why would I pick a tiny dick over a larger one?

>>38180828
I'm here to call you out on your bs, not because I want an answer.

>clicked twice on my post to post a "stingy" reply claiming how my standards are skewed and I'm your average porn addicted pua virgin

vapid cunt

How about you actually answer what I actually said instead of spouting irrelevant bullshit, thanks.

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What do?
It's not my dog.

>>38180744

Hey Chad called he wants to know if he left his sweater at your house.

>>38180573
I bet you are american

>>38180828
>>38180698
>>38180744
Note how you can always tell a woman poster by her insults and the way she types

I'm don't even agree with the dudes that are attacking you but man it's always jarring the difference in how men and women type, makes me feel like I'm on Reddit when I read their posts.

>>38180641
>Find cute nerdy smart chick
>Think she's awesome and want to do the whole slow courtship thing
>She gives off the want to get cloers vibe
>She just wants to fuck
>I try to start slow
>My dick is in her mouth
>I fuck her like I'm trying to split her in two
>I try to cuddle, she wants to go

Me "want to go out to burger king or something, my treat"
She looks a bit shocked and smiles then says "I have a boyfriend".

I got the pussy and head and took her anal virginity later, but that pasty short punk with thick glasses has her heart.

Have any idea of how emasculating and heartbreaking that is?
Never let on. Once they get guilty or think the sex is more then just some mutual masturbation with no strings their legs will close tighter then a vice. And not many are into being quasi raped.

But that's cool. I got to fuck her in ways he never will, and she would drop everything...almost everything just to suck my dick. She's married and has three beautiful kids.
I stalk her facebook and compose long letters in my head. How are you doing, how's your job as a dental assistent.

But I pussy out.

>>38180846
Alright, fine: What you can do for me. You could have taken an honest, non-bullshit piece of advice to sexual fitness instead of going off with your creepy little fantasy there. But a little late for that.

>>38180846
>>38180763
If men's major complaint on women in bed is that they're starfish isn't it just sane the assume women don't want starfish men?

>>38180858
Sorry about that. I just usually post FPH pics and don't write.

Lmfao at people in this thead saying shit like:

>he's average, who cares!
>g-girls don't like massive dicks anyway!
>shower not grower!!!!

Lmfao. You need at LEAST 8x6 in 2016 for a woman to remember you as anything more than a faceless cuckold. EVERY woman these days has easy, lightning-quick access to high value Chads and Tyrones with massive dicks. And no, 8" is NOT "99th percentile" when you're comparing it to men of the same age demographic.

>>38177411
Lmfao, and...?

7 is fucking AVERAGE, at least among the type of guys women might ever date. I am SICK of people on 4chan talking about how they're "98th percentile" - NO, YOU AREN'T, because if you WERE, there wouldn't be so many OTHER people with the EXACT same size. A 7" dick is NOTHING in 2016.

Seriously, how fucking BLIND are you guys? Chads come in packages - those tall, good looking alphas girls always go for? You better believe they're packing anacondas, because their OTHER good traits are indicative of OVERALL GENETIC QUALITY.

If you don't believe me, listen to this answer from an "AskMeAnything" with a prostitute (keep in mind, these are the men who PAY to see girls, so you'd expect them to be below average):

>CJ: Are you a size queen? Do you like huge cocks?

>Nadia: Honestly, I don’t like them too big or too small. A reasonable cock would be anywhere from 7-10”.

Lmfao. Women literally think 7-10" is AVERAGE.

It's OVER.

>>38180876
>creepy fantasy
Fucking idiot

again, no answer to what I said but you answered to my sarcastic closing statement that basically tied off what I said into something munchable for your rodent brain.

answer what I said and don't go off on a tangent.

Dumb cunts don't know what it's like to have a penis. Their opinion on it will forever be invalid.

>>38180915

let girls talk

at the end of the day, they are just used like a piece of meat

>>38180891
Anybody who types like that would get the type of replies given, so don't be surprised. Also stop with the Reddit insults of creep and virgin neck beard almost none of us fit that stereotype.

When you've been here longer you'll learn how to blend in si you don't stick out like a sore thumb

Because men are erect 100% of the time. That's like saying all vagina's are 3-4 inches.

>>38180924
>at the end of the day, they are just used like a piece of meat
Lmfao. Yeah, by Chad. Not guys like us.

>>38180858
Would it help if I greentext? ;) Because I was just reminded of something
>Me about to lose my virginity
>BF at the time had slept with two girls before
For some reason it felt like that was freaking huge and like he was lightyears ahead of me or something
>BF then starts talking sexy to my pussy
Yea, don't ask me... Maybe he thought it was a cute thing to do?
>Starts talking to my virginity
??
>"The princess doesn't allow just any knight down there does she?"
I laughed so hard I lost my virginity another day
True story. Don't do that. Seriously. Unless she is into that sort of thing.

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>>38180902
The funny thing is the average in the western world is literally 6 inches. On that survey that anon recently did the average was shown to be 6 inches. There's tons of other polls and studies that support this too

>Inb4 only big guys took the survey
The penis size question was 15 questions in and it even asked to round down

>>38180939

regardless

they can mock men for dick size, but at the end of the day who is the one on their back or knees taking it

they are

>>38180939
>As he posts on /fit/
I want r9gay to leave

>>38180902
Post your dick.

>>38180902
if you aren't trolling then I really do feel sorry for you

>>38180951
Yeah, taking Chad's 9 inch python. Not the dicks of guys who they make fun of.

Chad is a different SPECIES to guys like us.

>>38180991

"chad" is a stereotype

having the face of a fuccboi doesnt mean you have a good dick

>>38180991
>Like us
Who the fuck is this us?

>>38180858
>Note how you can always tell a woman poster by her insults and the way she types.
Shit is downright uncanny, even the girls that got a literature degree type like they got all their style and tone from cosmo or some other chick-mag.

>>38180902
>Women literally think 7-10" is AVERAGE.
My girl also thinks a car is around two meters long and my dick is just shy of 20cm. Women suck at estimating size - they got "big" and "small" in their spatial repertoire. This works for anyone who is even slightly above average and against anyone who is even a bit below it.

>>38176855
My dick is 4cm flaccid and 17cm hard.

Flaccid doesnt mean shit.

>>38180998
>having the face of a fuccboi doesnt mean you have a good dick
Lmfao. I can literally feel the bitter envy coming out of your post.

Face it. It's over for guys like us. Don't hate Chad just because his genetics make us look like dogshit.

Good genes come in packages. I know it sucks to think he has everything while we have nothing, but it's just the way it is. Nothing will ever change this.

Top slayers have it all. And YES, angular/handsome faces ARE correlated with masculinity and health, which IN TURN is correlated with massive dicks. There's a reason almost ALL good looking slayers NATURALLY have good bodies to match - they're BORN that way. No amount of "self improvement" will compete with the shit that actually MATTERS, as in fucking BONES, INSERTIONS, RECEPTORS, PRE-NATAL HORMONE LEVELS, and ON and ON and ON.

>>38180573
>most of the enjoyment comes from the attention of someone liking her
I swear they never mature past 12

>>38181034

some of the ugliest motherfuckers have the biggest dicks

ie: ron jeremy

>>38181048
...
Ron Jeremy has 6 inches in length by 5 inches in girth AT BEST.

I'M 9 inches and if I cheat and measure on the side I'm 9 3/4.
He's nowhere near that size.

Porn is all lies and bullshit.

>>38181001
>Who the fuck is this us?

It sure as fuck ain't the bros on the 'ch0n. That punk ass come from the misc or some shit

>>38181034
>us

>>38176989
5 girth is above average. as someone with 6 girth please for the love of god kill me

>>38176855
bathmate

/thread

>>38181048
>ie: Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is like 5 feet tall a slightly above average dick would look gigantic on him.

>>38179721
this is /fit/

>>38176868
Nope, just retarded

>>38181093
>Above average

It's average, stop reading the studies that take in account east Asians and Indians

The world average male height is like 5'4" does that mean you're above average height in the US or Europe?

>>38180825
Oh, I wasn't complaining. Not now and certainly not then. It just weirded me out how she could think that.

>>38181130
The point is she isn't wrong. I'm DTF with morning wood as well as other times I get ""random"" wood around women.

>>38177179
it's actually pretty big for flaccid, women are cunts.

>>38181119
>>38181093

Yeah considering Koreans have 3 inch dicks they bring the global average way down.

>>38176855
these are all just woman who don't know that flaccid size isn't really related to erect size

>>38181161
didnt realize i was korean haha...

>tfw I hoped discussion would be about sex tips
>tfw its just talking about dick size

>>38181161
That's sad. I'm Korean and I have a 7 incher.

But everyone thinks I have a 3 incher.

>>38181194
This should be /fit's banner

>>38181215
Good, I like to tell women I don't lift and that I have a small dick just to set their expectations low.

Works everytime.

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>>38176855
Let's ask twitter

>>38176870

Girls think they care about size.

Thanks to porn people's perception of cock size has been fucked to the point where average majority size looks small.

It's similar to how people think roided bodybuilders are the natural standard.

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>>38180902
This is one of the saddest posts I've ever seen. You've gone so far down the rabbit hole of virginity delusion that I'm afraid there is likely no turning back. Good luck on your wizard quest.

Women are fucking idiots when it comes to quantitative things with actual numbers. A flaccid 2inch can go to 7 inchs no prob and they call it tiny.

>>38180902
>have 7 inch dick
>have hot gf
>dick hits her g-spot perfectly and repeatedly
>"your dick is literally perfect for me"

She had only ever experienced 2 orgasms from penetration before me. Now I make her cum on the reg. The other day she came so hard that she started crying because she didn't think she was going to be able to breathe.

But muh 7 inch A V E R A G E dick right? lmao get real kid. Sometimes even 7 inches can tap her cervix and make her experience uncomfortable pain.

I'm not gonna sit here and say that size doesn't matter, cause it does, but only in the sense of "too small". Above 6" is ideal obviously, but you can survive. Below that and you might encounter some issues with SOME girls

>>38181397
(of course, part of that is having good sexual compatibility with her, and actually having good sex)

I've heard many women complain about men with big dicks thinking they are good in bed just because they have a big dick, when they in fact suck at sex. Good sex is much, much more than how many inches you're shoving down her. Food for thought

>>38181262
>Girls think they care about size.

As someone with 7 inches of girth (ok it tapers to 6 at the head) and 8.25 inches of length.

I agree, I find sex somewhat challenging with most women and I don't even use my whole penis, more like the top third most of the time (2/3s if I make the effort, but it doesn't feel natural ie it seems too forced for me to enjoy) and when I point out that I could be 5 inches long and give them the same amount of dick, they still insist it matters.

Oh I forget, on the other hand they do like to suck and play with it. But as far as fucking is concerned, it's absurd.

>>38181397
>Below that and you might encounter some issues with SOME girls

Most likely not.

This dude I know, a total Chad, has been ousted for having a very tiny penis.

Here's the thing. WOMAN STILL FUCKING SLEEP WITH HIM.

He's got the looks, he's got the car, he's got the attitude. They know full well from rumors his dick is tiny yet they end up in his bed.

They want Chads little dicks or not. It's more of a social status for women then anything else.

why is this board even about fitness when its always autistic kids talking about their dicks that they will never use

honestly

you guys make r9k look good sometimes. my dick is 7x5.5. I didnt earn it, so why the fuck would I brag about it like you retards?

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>>38181246
I started doing this because I thought it was hilarious, and now I can't go back to "showing off". The change in their demeanor is just too amazing, sandbagging them with alpha is GOAT.

>>38176904
Seriously. My dick is probably Orlando's size flaccid and perfectly average 5.5" erect.

>>38177051
>it'll hurt her and you won't get to go balls deep

if only I knew years ago, first time we fugged when not drunk I wanted to get rough and my first lance strike ruined the relationship

7 isnt big

I have 7, it seems very average

people lie about dick size statistics just as a way to make guys feel better about themselves, I think.

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>>38176855
>flaccid
>representative of actual length

>>38181475
it's above average. it only seems average because muh porn. but good thinly veiled humblebrag. here's the attention you wanted.

>>38181475
>>38181485
bwcause the average is just above 6 inches

http://www.strawpoll.me/10891364

>>38181475
According to every american survey seven inches is an inch and a half over the american average.

Those 6 inch gay pornstars with pumped up cocks porn angles and an inch away from being a legal midget actresses have you horn swaggled.

>>38176855
All those retarded bitches not knowing the difference between a growe and a shower... makes me mad still.

Limp dick size says literally NOTHING about erect dick size

Source: Me
Limp 2"
Erect 7,5"

He looks pretty big for being flaccid. I'm like half that when flaccid, at best.

>>38181485

no, I dont want attention

why do people think 7 is "big" when its barely above average?

it isnt, people are bragging over literally 1-3 centimetres

>>38181496
truth.

limp: 6"x4"
hard: 6"x6"

shit's hilarious.

every single thread every poster just happens to be 7x6.

this is despite the fact 90% of the men in the world will have a penis shorter than 7 inches

amazing how we just happen to have congregated the statistical minority on /fit/ and in these very threads.

>>38181512
>what is variance

seriously, 7" is bigger than 75% of the male population. it's "average" in the way that a 4.04 GPA is "average" at Harvard.

>>38181490
no, it's been said to be 5.5" time and time again, worldwide. a strawpoll where fags exaggerate their dick size out of insecurity won't prove anything either.

>>38181397
Lmfao. It's almost as if women are capable of lying or exaggerating!

7 is NOTHING, boyo. Get with reality, seriously.

>>38181554

but it isnt big, at all

10 is "big"

7 is just average at best, or sllightly above average, people brag over literally nothing: you dont go from loser to sex god with an inch more of dick

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>>38181558
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MiNuli-xVgGYEvYIP454gEsjlwYTY6dfv7Yg7bkqq4Q/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm
>you can't trust anonymous surveys!
>I swear my dick is above average!

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>>38177506
>dick
>hypertrophy
>muscle

Goddamn you are fucking stupid, erectile tissue isn't a muscle if it were you could slither that shit like a snake which would be as hot as it is gross

Pic related

>>38176870
Sour grapes. Trying to make themselves feel better since he is obviously out of the league of anyone actually commenting.

Also, mirin

its like 5.5 avg like the poster above said. this is based on clinical data measurements and not some kind of response bias where mostly the only above avg answer the survey. 7 inches is really long

>>38177506

i mean .. obviously the penis .. isn't muscle.

>>38181569
Yet a two inch gain on the average male height good bye manlet status. Every inch matters

Guys...guys...

Girls literally know nothing about cocks. 99% of them don't even know how to properly estimate the size of men's cocks. I've measured and I'm just under 7 inches with moderate girth, and I've had girlfriends who constantly accused me of being modest and would say numbers as outrageous as 9 inches. To women there are only two types of penis sizes: Huge cocks and Small cocks. There's no inbetween.

Lastly, it's all about the performance in bed, not the size of your cock.

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>>38178933
>>38181587
>>38181602
>the dick doesn't contain smooth muscle fibers, which are capable of hypertrophy

>http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a12026/the-penis-and-how-it-works/
>Corpora cavernosa: two cylindrical tissues run the length of either side of the penis. Like sponges, they are capable of filling with blood. When the penis is soft, the muscle fibres in the corpora are contracted.
>It is a complex process that happens as a result of changes within the muscles, nerves and blood vessels of the penis.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunica_albuginea_(penis)
>The external envelope or outer coat of the corpus spongiosum is formed partly of unstriped muscular fibers, and a layer of the same tissue immediately surrounds the canal of the urethra.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_cavernosum_penis
>In some circumstances, release of nitric oxide precedes relaxation of muscles in the corpora cavernosa and corpus spongiosum

>>38181639
This. My gf used to think I'm like 8 inches. I'm only 6.

>>38181647

is the penis a muscle?

answer: The penis is not a muscle. Contrary to popular belief, the so-called love muscle doesn't contain any muscles. That's why you can't move it very much when it's erect. The penis is a kind of sponge that fills with blood when a man is sexually excited.

Source: NHS, 2015.

Corpora cavernosa is erectile tissue.

Tunica albuginea is connective tissue.

>>38176855

>this is considered tiny

may as well kill myself now

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>>38176855
>look up uncensored pic
>he's like 5 inches flaccid
>apparently that's small

what the fuck lads... fuck......

>>38176870
This> >>38176903

It's the exact same as when a female celebrity's nudes are leaked, girls who are fat, ugly and otherwise plain unattractive will say "her tits are saggy", "she has man shoulders", "she's fat".
People love to see other fall.

he's probably around 7 inches erect going by how he is soft. have these girls never seen a flacid penis? what the fuck?

There are some truths to health body fat kegals. As a teen i was always 7.2inch more girth the head would get real fat. Now im like 6 when i jerk it but ive been doing kegals ans eating healthier and its going back to its prime. Its about blood flow

>>38177349
where are the pics of her

>>38176855

That's a surprisingly big dick, what's wrong with these women? I'm 7-7.5 inches and my flaccid cock is way smaller

>>38181772
You can move it up and down are you retarded

>>38176855
Breaking news. Female teenagers do not onderstand the difference between flaccid and erect. More at 11.

>>38181897

It's quoted off the NHS website you fucking mongoloid.

Even then you already misinterpreted it, they didn't say you CAN'T, they said you can't move it MUCH.

>>38181914
R u a girl? I can flop my dick all the way up and down

>>38181924

yeah with a dick as small as yours tho we're talking a range of movement of about half a cm

>>38181933
bro flaccid dicks can move in any which direction without pain or resistance. you must not have one.

>>38176904
Yep. 3.5 inches flaccid (even 2 when it's real cold) and 8 inches erect. It ain't nothin' to showboast loose.

>>38181940

nice man you have literally one of the largest dicks in the world.

i think you're talking less than 1% of men in the entire world have a dick your size.

either that or you're lyin

eitherway, great job

>>38181933
No i can move it like 7 inches. And i have a 7 inch cock to u lil feg

>>38181936

niga how is it you can type english but you can't read english thats one serious fucking skill.

>>38181962

nice post picture of ruler ontop of your dick top down perspective + timestamp.

why not? unless you're lyin?

identity wont be an issue nobody going to know it's you.

you're comfortable enough to brag so why not just post a photo.

this thread is almost posted locked anyway.

so just do it?

his dick wasn't that small though, i dont get it. it's probably above average for a flaccid dick

Pretty much all men fear their dick being too small.

Same thing as women wanting bigger breasts. Ten percent of all women in the US get them. Just no good options for guys.

>>38176855
The nigga is fucking katy fuckin perry, so who cares his dick size, also any of those bitches would suck that dick if they have the chance

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>>38181772
>ignores 3 scientific articles to post 1 short hand article that calls it a fucking "sponge" without elaborating on its contents
>implying you win

>implying you can move smooth muscle voluntarily
Double whammy for your retarded post, go kill yourself

>>38182074

None were scientific, 2 were wikipedia, and one was a random mum and dad medical advice website like webmd.

My source: The National Health Service.

I appreciate you value shows like Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew for your medical advice, but these don't actually stand for sources.

> Implying I did win.

Go ahead and reply niga, unlike you I am not limited by the amount of jpgs in my reactionimage folder.

>>38182187
>NHS article literally meant to the masses > sourced and cited article
bravo

tell me what is "erectile" tissue then dumb poster

>>38176948
How many of your teammates erect penises have you seen to collect data for conclusion no.2?
And btw u forgot #nohomo, fgt

>>38182262

> Erectile tissue is any tissue that is capable of stiffening or engorging with blood. During sexual arousal, sexual erectile tissue experiences increased blood flow and becomes engorged with blood, enlargening and/or stiffening.

Anything else you need help with?

Also lol at the humour of this

> NHS is d-ddd--dumbed down for the masses

> Meanwhile, primary source is wikipedia.

>>38182297

Meant to reply >>38182249

>When I'm banging my gf and she says she thinks I'm hitting her cervix

wew lad

>>38182249

> dumbed for the masses

> doesn't realise he's exactly who the target demographic is for this info.

people like you just need to be pointed straight to the answer with no elaboration, or else you do what you're doing now aka trying to connect dots on shit you have 0 understanding about.

>>38182311

shit ye ur gf tells me the same thing

>>38182297
>>38182315
dumbposter I was obviously asking what the content of the tissue is

anywho
>http://www.bumc.bu.edu/sexualmedicine/physicianinformation/male-genital-anatomy/
>http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/j.1939-4640.2004.tb02810.x/full

here are more studies since you are too dumb to recognize that there's smooth muscle tissue inside the penis
>bashing wikipedia for being "dumbed down"
hello grandpa isn't it time for bed?

>>38182321
I find it quite weird that my gf is telling you that I'm hitting her cervix but ok

You must be an old bf into cuck porn or summit

>>38182322

lmao at you just proving what i typed out

you hear the word muscle, so naturally that means you can grow it right because this is /fit/ and we le buildz our musclez guizizzzz.

just stick to the basics bro, don't hurt yourself trying to think cos nature didn't see fit to equip you with a brain capable of doing that.

salrite tho we need more construction workers in the world.

>>38182334

nah i meant i fuck your gf on the side

weird u got so upset about this that you needed to spend a few minutes coming up with a witty reply.

maybe theres some truth to other dudes fuckin her.

that sucks homie.

anyway gl

>>38182341
I'm sorry that you haven't got anyone in your life so you need to pretend to be banging other people's gf's

>>38182352

haha its called bantz, this is a website, its anonymous.

sorry you got so upset bro, i don't wanna be mentioned in your suicide note.

>>38182335
>http://circres.ahajournals.org/content/51/3/280.short
>Thus, smooth muscle cell hypertrophy alone can account for the increased mass of smooth muscle in spontaneously hypertensive rat aortas, while the majority of change in smooth muscle mass is due to the increased frequency and mass of polyploid cells.

>http://ajpheart.physiology.org/content/257/6/H1755
>normal and developmental growth of vascular smooth muscle as well as the accelerated growth of smooth muscle

>http://ajpgi.physiology.org/content/262/6/G1041

>http://www.atsjournals.org/doi/abs/10.1165/ajrcmb.18.6.2924#.V6Rj0e2VtYM
good job dumb poster, unable to understand smooth muscle is capable of hypertrophy too.

>>38182361

niga did you just conflate artificially inducing a prolonged hypertensive episode in rats with a human vascular system sans the hypertensive episode?

holy fuck my man how long have you been a subscriber of pegym.

you also fail to recognise the difference between a closed vascular system i.e. a rats cardiovascular system compared to the soft muscle cells participating in cock hardening and softening.

hint: they are not the same.

hahahahah exactly homie stick to fucking basics, stick to me move heavy thing, me put heavy thing down, me big and strong, all muscles grow

>>38177179
My dick is smaller than that when flaccid, but it's 7 inches long erect. What is wrong with women?

>ignores the other articles because I didn't write a little greentext at the bottom
>completely misses the point that smooth muscle cells exhibit hypertrophy
>tries to elevate himself above others because he is too dumb to understand simple concepts of muscle cells and hypertrophy
gj dumbposter, I bet youre Australian

>"lmao Orlando's small pecker"
>"what a tiny pee pee"
>"hahaha tiiiiineeeeyyyy"
>implying that there isn't a single woman in all those posts that wouldn't explode vaginally at the thought of sleeping with OB if he wanted to.

Fuck I'd even let him plow me just so I could hold it over people's heads.
>"I saw Orlando Bloom in line at the grocery store"
>"oh yeah? Well he came in my ass"

>>38182413

holy fuck you couldn't make a better case for my first point.

your brain has literally LITERALLY just clung to the fact some muscle can hypertrophied.

e.g. stenosis of the arteries, hypertrophy of the heart, etc ,etc.

but cannot connect the fact not all soft muscle is in the closed vascular which is what he thinks it is

honestly dude im actually unironically laughing so hard at your stupid ass.

yes man even the individual fibres in the GUT can be hypertrophied .. because they're all SOFT MUSCLE right .. ahahahahhaha.

hurp derp dumb posta heheheh i jus post links from pegym look mummy <|:))))))))

>>38182424
>>38182443

why did you delete the post i replied to lmao

>>38181256
kek trump

>>38176989
>length doesnt matter past 6.5
5.1 or something like that is the national average depending on which source you use
>have small dick
>use the smallest dick size
you caught me i choose to tell people the national average dick size is the smallest one ive seen on the internet because i have a small dick.

My dick is 7x6 and it is definitely smaller flaccid than Bloom's looks in those photos. It also bends to the left a little which is kind of a bummer.

>>38182473

hey dude join the club cos every dude on /fit/ is over 7 inches long.

>>38182443
and yet if you looked at the last two articles you'd see smooth intestinal cells and smooth cells of the airways are also capable of hypertrophy following inflammation (cellular stress). Are you really so dense that you believe not ALL muscle cells are capable of hypertrophy? Even the heart is capable of hypertrophy

http://www.humpath.com/spip.php?article138

>>38182494

i literally said the heart is capable of hypertrophy in my last post you stupid nig.

how many times this neda be said homie.

your COCK

is not the same thing as your

VASCULAR SYSTEM

those soft muscle cells are INDIVIDUAL FIBRES

your cock is not 100% ARTERY

nor is your blood pressure chronically elevated to 200 mmhg.

you talking hypertrophy of the heart? NIGA IT TAKES YEARS OF CHRONICALLY FUCKED BLOOD PRESSURE TO HYPERTROPHY YOUR HEART.

its an old persons disease for a reason niga, its called heart disease for a reason niga.

honestly reply right now and tell me how old you are cos im guessin you're like at best late teens.

if you can't see the difference between the chambers of the cock and the chambers of the heart you need a bullet to the brainstem asap.

this is why I said before you are the type of person that gives wikipedia a bad name.

cos wiki says "soft muscle" and your brain says "hypertrophy cos /fit/" but yet you don't even have a basic understanding of human physiology.

this is why we aren't connecting at all, because you don't even have the basic understanding of how the human body works.

this is like a mechanic getting into a discussion with somebody with 0 clue how a care works who is tellin him no man if you just keep adding cylinders the car will perform better cos cylinders make it go broom broom faster.

theres so much shit you don't understand that it's not even worth getting into it with you, it's why I'm just trolling you.

it'd be pointless to actually invest and engage with you, there's a reason it takes people YEARS to learn the fundamentals of medicine and biology, I'm not about to do that here tonight and give you lessons.

YO if you actually believe this shit works then take pictures ,track progress, and publish your study.

otherwise you just another dumb niga who talks a whole lot with nothin to back it up.

peace.

>>38182526
Nigga are you even a real nigga to be using nigga all the time nigga?

>>38182526
You're retarded to even imply I was saying the dick was all an artery, please get an education so you can read properly.

Hint: I said the penis contained muscle fibers
Hint: your heart has different muscle that. Your vascular system

>>38182541

fuk u niga

>>38182541
A guy who types like that thinks he knows everything, and yet at the same time it's obvious he doesn't go to college by mid skepticism of someone understanding something as simple as hypertrophy.

Topkek, 4chan has really gone down the shitter

>>38180927
My first day got me shut up real quick, kinda funny looking back on it. But yeah, always lurk a board before you ever comment.

>>38182569

again

this is what you're like

> this is like a mechanic getting into a discussion with somebody with 0 clue how a care works who is tellin him no man if you just keep adding cylinders the car will perform better cos cylinders make it go broom broom faster.

> hear-hehahreart has different muscle fibres.

niga if i spoke to you face to face you couldn't even tell me how the heart works, or the flow of blood through the heart, you couldn't tell me the pathologies, the protocols, etc.

niga you probably couldn't even tell me the anatomy of the heart off the top of your head.

stop googling shit and half assedly spewing it out to me like you know what you're talking about.

>>38182583

yeah true

heres my education credentials so far lemme know if they're legit.

psychologist -> ED nurse/paramedic -> med student.

hit me back and let me know if that's legit or if you'd rather I wait till I'm a consultant and come back to this convo.

>>38182597
My boy I'm a 2nd year bio major pre-med, please get a life instead of clinging onto small snippets of points in discussion thinking they are main points. If you could read you'd understand I brought up the heart as an example of muscular hypertrophy past skeletal muscle. I also had much more involuntary smooth muscle examples.

Please stop assuming everybody is as dumb as you and never went to college.

Genuinely impressed with his physique considering it's a candid photo in the sun on a beach

>>38182620

pre med bio shit nice one mr what 20 year old? fuck me dude.

your examples are fringe studies off PEGYM that don't even directly apply to what you're pushing

you know how I know this?

once i read your first reference and how you attempted to tie it to your point I went and did my own research and saw where you were pulling your links from.

then i read those studies and laughed to myself at how gullible some young fucking men are on the internet.

you actually took what they said and believed it without reading the studies themselves, nor understanding what you were reading, nor understanding the underlying physiology of what they were referring to.

the heart can hypertrophy therefore the cock can hypertrophy? you realise these people are trying to sell you programs and cock pumps right?

why do you just believe this shit? you're claiming you wanna be in med school? start by applying basic critical thought to the shit you read and believe.

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>>38176868
yep.

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>>38176868
>implying these are women

Literally only men care about dick size, the only girls who say they care are virgins who don't know what a big or small dick even looks like. You could literally toss them a 8" by 6" and they would still say that shit was small because they don't want look like they are clueless.

>>38182644
Except I took none of my studies from PEGYM for the reasons you displayed in your post, its a biased source.

Anywho you can cling onto the one example I use instead of the other 4 of involuntary smooth muscle hypertrophy. If you actually had medical education you'd understand something simple as smooth muscle hypertrophy.

>>38182671
>not even once did she think about improving her life herself
>expects a successful handsome man when she's a run off the mill divorced middle aged woman with 2 kids

holy shit malcolm what are you doing nigger

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>>38176855
>tfw 2,5 inch flaccid TINY OMG
>tfw 7 inch hard

It's shit but the shocked expression of girls when it gets going is delicious.

>>38182931
Just like you

I have extra infold skin so when Im flaccid it looks like I have a micropenis within my skin.

When I go full erect, they aint laughing at me no more

>>38182931
but what if they laugh you out of the room before you get hard? that's my only concern I feel I HAVE to get a semi chub at least before even bringing it out

>4 inch flaccid
>7x6 solid

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kek I never had sex and by the looks of this thread I never will.

>>38182742
Three things

1.She has not education or worthwhile skils whatsoever. So she honestly can't improve shit.

2.Her idea of improvement was marrying/hooking UP. Which, if you look at american divorce courts and weddings is now actually viable.

3.Every single fucking guy sees a chick like her coming a mile away. And she's damned lucky that she's still hot enough to pull dudes inspite of how much of a stupid toxic loser she is.


Best part? Malcom has his pick of hot single women from 20 all the way up to 45 and every single one have good personalities and would be a better partner.
On top of that, if he re-marries(and that's a big if)he'll be able to sue for custody and there would be not a single goddamned thing she can do about it.

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>>38182971
I'm not a goblin so they don't run away man I don't know what kind of girls you've been getting with but I don't need any smoke or mirrors.

>>38183001
I'm a cutfag in britbong land so I'm kinda insecure about my flop dong

>>38182671
>social butterfly
which translates to going to bars I assume? she doesn't really sound like she as any hobbies either
>Wahh my husband is so bad, he just wants to be a family man
>waah why won't any other man accept me and my children, I just want someone to care for me
??????
i hope Malcolm gets his shit together, finds a new qt wife and gets custody, fuck that vapid bitch

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Isn't his dick normal sized flaccid, maybe a little bit above average?

>>38181970
Youre either really autistic or gay or both

>>38176855
>judging a flaccid Penis

are women really this dumb?

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>>38176855
Anyone else mirin Legolas's gains?

I always thought he was a skinny motherfucker, but this is a pic that was taken when he wasn't even flexing, his quads also looks decent.

I don't give a shit about the hundreds of dumbass underage bitches who can't tell the difference between a flaccid and an erect penis or think that the average guy walks around with 8 inches.

His gains are what interested me, good job Legolas

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>>38176855
Let's see here

Orlando bloom:

>is allmost 40, still looks better than 99% of the population because he lifts
>Literally has tens of millions in the bank, set for life
>Walks around with his cock and balls out not giving a shit which means he's obviously alpha
>Literally has his pick at the top 1% of women on this planet
>will be able to pull prime pussy well into his 60's because he has money and fame
>saved middle-earth and has over 10.000 confirmed Orc kills under his name

Yeah I'm sure he cares what some dumb Twitter bitches think who can't tell the difference between a flacid and an erect cock

>>38177506
kegels don't make your penis bigger lel, they just allow you to control ejaculation and maintain an erection for a long time.

>>38180525
this happened

>>38183335
>Yeah I'm sure he cares what some dumb Twitter bitches think who can't tell the difference between a flacid and an erect cock

/thread

>>38183439
I think those girls are virgins or can't tell proportions because it's a distant pic. Pretty sure there are comments saying he's huge

>>38182671
i feel like im living in a different universe then these people.

cant relate to this shit at all, he was outclassed by everyone in their social circle? the fuck, who thinks about shit like this, i feel confused

>>38178880
>Katy Perry? Eh....not much to brag about really.
>good face even without makeup, really good with
>rich as fuck, i mean millionaire as fuck
>big and still firm tits
>pretty good ass and legs

>>38176855
orlando actually rocking a great body, very impressive for an actor considering this is not a roider bod, those legs surely squat 4 pl8

What do Chads study?

>>38176997
women are idiots, nothing to worry about here, I saw his dick in one shot and mine is like 4" when flaccid (a little above 6" when hard) and his is like 5" flaccid which is certainly above average

>>38182671
desu that guy sounds like an Uberbeta

>>38176855
How are people so retarded they don't understand the difference between grower and shower?

HE WAS IN THE POOL

Mine is average, but nofap made my erections massive

>>38176855
>>38176855

Funny thing is they'd all suck him dry if given the chance.

Women are contrarian by nature.

>>38176903
100%

>>38181847
But its usually women who do this, if I see celeb nudes I either fap or close them.

All these bitches who raged about the fappening are now making fun of Orlandos dick. Even if you call them out they won't take responsibility.
Please tell me again why we should give women political power?

>>38184463
They also raged when that dude was making obese women thin with photoshop, but said nothing when weeks before that "artist" made thin celebrities obese with photoshop.

>>38184463
>>38184504
Women avoid responsibility by nature

I'm amazed we can't talk about this, despite 95% of psychologists confirming it

>>38181567
so unbelievably sad

The delusions and insecurities that stem from virginity are honestly mind-blowing

>>38184463
women were a mistake

>>38184529
There's a lot about women we can't talk about, like their ability to accomplish so little when they're "working hard" because they socialize so much and confuse running their mouth with work.

>>38176855
Why do you guys care so much? Do you think he does? He's banging KATY PERRY stop being so insecure.

>>38182341
kys

>>38176855
It's not even that fucking small I'd be happy to put that in my mouth.

>>38181950
Wait are these dicks really that rare?
Not the same anon but my dick is 7,5 inches erect

>>38184529
>Women avoid responsibility by nature

I know. This is why I'm really careful when I deal with them. If I have to outsource work I give to a male colleague, if I'm forced to work with female colleagues I prepare myself for problems or even failure.

>>38184703
6 inches here, I'm bigger than 80% according to the bell curve.

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>>38184719
>on 4chan, filled with beta males that take absolutely no responsibility for their personal problems (loneliness, lack of sex, friends, etc)
>i'm a victim! fucking normies!
>only women avoid responsibility!!

>>38184778
Your reading comprehension is stunning.

>>38180991
>us, US, USSS

are you fucking autistic? kill yourself

>>38177714
I don't even know where to begin with this one..

>>38180858
You mean half of this board. Literally everyone on here is a fedora tipper from reddit

>>38180862
Counselor. Pronto.

>>38181008
This is actually scientific fact. Women are inherently worse at visualizing things in 3D space meaning that they can't estimate the size of objects well. I learned that when learning about stereochemistry in organic. They had two ways to find r/s chemistry around a stereocenter and when given the option the guys would use a method that used their hands as the molecules to find the direction the groups are placed. The women would almost exclusively pick the method that uses mathematical trickery to find the configuration

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>>38182671
You can bet your minimum wage salary on it that this bitch is just as average in looks and profession than the guy is. Guess what, most people are. What a deluded cunt.

>>38181096
Does bathmate work? Or is it like jelqing where all your "gains" disappear once you stop doing it regularly?