>"Mind if I work in?"

yes, put on a shirt fucking fag fatso

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>"you done here?"

>>38174327
no, fuck off

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>>38174353
>"give up the rack bitch"

>>38174368
yea you need to curl some, looking weak

feels good to have a home gym

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>>38174312
>"the fuck you say bitch?"

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>>38174398
>"say sorry to my friend or I'll fuck u up?"

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>>38174422
>"your mom said I could stop by and workout..."

>>38174368
>Don't worry
>I've already got my hands on your gfs

>>38174462
kek

>for ants the thread

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>>38174462

>oh, were you going to drink this?

>>38174299
>OHPs your deadlift

>>38174462
keked hard

>Be in squat rack
>This guy comes up to you "FIVE MINUTES"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brhau4xo0x0

>>38174592
I would plant myself in that rack and not move until he leaves, and If he were to throw a plate at me I would get him arrested for assault

>>38174592
what an asshole

this video makes my blood boil

When you squat over 1000lbs FOR REPS you can do what you want

>>38174592

His voice sounds like Nicolas Cage

>>38174592
5ft 7

I would kek hard, even If I am just an otter mode, I am still 6ft 2 and have trained boxing for years before college.

>>38174592
I'd kick him in his goddamn knee

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>>38174592
What a fucking faggot, holy smoke

>>38174592
>kirk's a good guy

>>38174592
I would leave the squat rack, then come up behind him and choke him the fuck out with a rear necked choke, after he has passed out I would fuck him in the ass

>>38175779
(whisper in ear) same time tomorrow

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>>38174299
>be working out with gymbro
>we finish up and go to the locker room to shower
>about to use a shower stall
>he leans in right behind my ear
>"Mind if I work in?"
>we burst out laughing
>I kneel and suck him off
>almost chokes on his cum due to laughing fits
>he washes my back and stomach as he pounds my hole
>all the while we're laughing so hard because we all know this is all just a prank between bros
>we finish up
>I say "Haha dude you got me good bro."

>>38174820
Those are not Finns

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>>38176163
Fucking newfag

>>38176186
>not up to date on the freshest memes
>n-n-newfag!!!11

>>38176232
>meme

fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of gutter trash

>>38176232
>at least 3 years old
>fresh
Fucking newfag

>>38174462
Kek, no escape

>>38174592
cant someone shoot this guy in the face?

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>>38176404
>shooting a 6-time ipf champion in the face
It's your funeral, twink.

>>38176109
>Bro-job Bro-job

>>38174592
I would actually kick his ass if he'd throw a plate at me.
Like I would actually ground and pound this faggot.
Fuck I'm mad now.

>>38174592
>not throwing the 45 into the back of his head while he squats

>>38174592
Pls
No one wants to go to jail over that
He wouldn't do shit

Fucking Aussies infesting /fit/ with their shitposting

>>38175779
Could you do this to me too?

>>38174443
White guy throwing hands in the gym?!?! Fuck outta here with that bs

>>38176232
It's actually a fucking 10 year old meme, it has basis on an actual shitty research done by a bunch of nazi estonians who hated finland

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>>38174462
kek

>>38174592
really nice older guy in my gym
older in his 50s? early 60s?
aspergers as fuck, might be a wizard
still deadlifts and squats. Pulls 430 for reps
awkward as fuck but will talk your ear off about powerlifting
trained in the same gym as kirk
stories about kirk make him look like a bully
kirk a cunt confirmed

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>>38177556

It's been around since 1886 when John Martin Crawford translated the Kalevala to English and mistakenly deduced that Finnish was rooted in Mongolian.

t. Expert on Finnish Memes.

>>38176479
sure bro

>>38174299
serious question to you /r9k/ losers

Has any Chad actually done something bad to you directly? Like have any of you suffered from the hand of Brad/Chad/Thad/Tyrone/Vince Chung? Stealing your oneitis or getting all the pussy "leaving you with none" does not count.

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>>38177762

Chads are cool with me for some reason. At parties and stuff, they say "Ask the brainiac" and talk to me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the most trivial stuff like the ability to identify national flags of every country on the planet (and the flags of all the former Soviet SSR states).

>>38177556
fingol pls go

>>38177819
I've literally never met a chad who was acting like those portrayed in films. They're just like everybody else except they get more pussy and are generally well liked.

>>38177847

Yeah, no, I've never met a Hollywood Chad either. The Chads I know are all pretty laid back and chill.

They're good fun at parties, charismatic and even when they're wooing the panties off Stacy, they'll try to get me chatting with her friend Rachel in an attempt to help me score.

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>>38174436
> come here and give me a hug brah

>>38178131
No, that's silly bullshit

>>38176109
Forgot to say "no homo"

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>>38178200
>forgot

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>>38174299

>"Just got back from a secret operation in the mountains of Afghanistan, if I told ya who for id have to kill ya. Mind if I work in?"

>>38178391
Every time I see a picture of Hemmingway his head gets smaller and his chest bigger.
Is his chest eating the rest of his body?

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>>38178391

I just got one set left to do. Like my iron sights?

>>38177886
>they'll try to get me chatting with her friend Rachel in an attempt to help me score.
Only the most pathetic human beans (/r9k/) would hate Chad. Chad is bro-tier.

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every chest thread deserves a nubret!

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>>38178420
>facelet

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>>38174592

>Watch video in anticipation
>Go to Carls gym with my fine casio watch
>Curl in squat rack
>He tells me five minutes
>Set timer on watch
>5 minutes later I sense a hulking mass behind me
>Quickly dodge and unsheathe my katana as a 45 plate flies past my head
>Quickly slice his leg off with little effort from my glorious nippon steel
>Smirk and say "squat racks all yours kid, nothin personal"
>Continue workout

fuck you carl

>>38178464

When I met him in 1998 (Grandmother's Second Cousin), he said I looked just like him before the war except taller (King of Manlets 5'11").

He let me hold one of his SAKO M39 variants (his main war rifle is in a museum).

>>38176578
This

>>38178513
Thats fucking cool, man

>>38179228

And by really strange connections via my Finnish family, I am also related to Winston Churchill via his American mother who was half Finnish and to James Dean on my dad's side.

>>38174327
*has three sets left*
"yeah man it's all yours"

>>38174443
Nice upspeak bitch

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>>38178513
Neato.

Love my Sako.

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>>38174592
>pull out a gun
>shoot the pig

Ez.

>>38179632
you make the most of that uber blood boy
do something good