is there a way to get rid of a big head?

Do that one wrestler exercises where they hang weights off their head to make gains in neck

become a bowling pin

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>>38164038
what the actual fuck

>>38164038
Work your cheeks and jaw.
>Chew gum, 3x5
>suck a few dicks, 3x5
>shout into cups, 3x5
ABCBA

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>>38164038
ayy

shit, i dunno. take hgh and hope your jaw evens your goofy ass head out, ya goddamn progeria baby

>>38164038
go to syria with an american flag tshirt

>>38164038
Be a western journalist in Syria

>>38164038
tell people you're sheldon from that show about smart people for stupid people

Skull crushers

>>38164071
Beat me to it m80.
>>38164074

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>tfw you will never achieve Squidward mode

start wearing really tight hats

>>38164070
>ya goddamn progeria baby

kek

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>>38164038

OP here, pic isnt me but its pretty fucking close.

>>38164038
Obvious fucking shoop.

If someone did look like that, it would be due to hydrocephalus that should have been treated at birth. If it wasn't treated, the guy would be left with serious brain damage/learning difficulties.

>>38164199
or maybe he works out at the library you fucking pleb

>>38164199
it may be a shoop but his head is basically a replica of mine.

>>38164038
ayy lmao

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>>38164038
you look like martin shkreli trying out macbook photobooth filters

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>>38164038

use high necks

If your head is big and disproportionate to your body just get a bigger body eg. Gains

>>38164038
>>38164038
use your mind powers to force a plastic surgeon to fix it

Get a thick neck so you don't look so ridiculous.

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Did Billy Idol have facial aesthetic?

>>38164209
kek

yes, but it involves a shotgun

>>38164292
is there a way to make my jaw bigger? so it balances out?

Go to Brazil and get the Ziker Virus?

>>38164038
Incline press 5x5 and soak a doorag in warm water and tie tightly immediately after.

If the guy doesn't have at least a 150 IQ, he should consider suicide desu.

>>38164038
Big neck+style your hair/beard in a way that will hide it.
For example dont get a buzzcut amd a clean shave.

>>38164199
Dudes made mad mental gainz. Dont be jelly

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Tell us about your homeworld, oh great grey visitor

have smaller thoughts.

>>38164038

I suggest gaining a ton of weigh. it will make your neck and cheek fill up and even out your face to crown ratio.

to keep it fit become a fat power lifter.

and shave you head !! that come over looks stupid !!

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>>38164038
don't worry about it man, I'm sure you'll defeat the Hulk one day

>>38164650
kek

>Hey man do you remember that time when-
>I remember

>>38164038
Pop it

get a bigger body

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This is now a rate thread?

Either become so fat that nobody notices or just have a sense of humor and bring up your mental capacity every 5 minutes.

>>38165060
girl behind him is weirdly sexy

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>>38164038
>>38164240
>>38164642
Ayy lmao

Is this a new thing? Wanting to go ayy mode?

>>38164038
Use your MIND CONTROL to make people not notice

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>>38164038
>my potions are too strong

>>38164071
>>38164074
fucking kek

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here is original image, still pretty fucking massive imo

>>38164038
if that is honestly you get checked for hydrocephalus

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>>38164038
fixed

>>38167419
He's got the head of a fucking goblin

Shoo shoo

Is big head big dick or is that just the nose

I am sure if you just think about it, and really put your mind to it, it will happen...

There's one way that'll rid you of your big head problem and every other problem in your life, and that's

killing yourself senpai

>>38164038

Roid.
A lot.
You'll get huge (making your head look more proportionate to your body) and the tren jaw gains will make your face more balanced.

>>38164038
Wats up Brainiac

>>38164087
Kek

>>38167694
How do i reduce it to this size in real life?

>>38164038
>no one suggested lobotomy
Arebyou guys for real?

>>38164038
A shotgun

>>38164038
Use your telekinetic powers to shift peoples vision of you.

>>38165060
is that jim norton ?

>>38167419
he's got nice jaw and lips

>>38164254

Why didn't they make a sequel? Megamind was great. Instead we batfuck 12 and spidershit 17. WTF Hollywood

>>38164038
>tfw you will never be jimmy neutron

>>38167419
Once he gives up the whole metrosexual thing and grow that lumberjack beard he will look normal