How would I look like this?

be italian or spanish or argentine in the 90s

>>38155485
You would probably look like that.

>>38155485
With or without roids? One is impossible.

>>38155485
so you've decided to just man up and become more than a king for a day? want to look good naked in front of the computer? tired of feeling helpless? well I've got an easy plan for you, not some fake bullshit, but the real thing thatll have you looking like a jacked war pig from out of nowhere!

here's your sup stack, take twice daily but be sure to ramp it up otherwise youll feel like a crack hitler:

500mg caffeine
3g angel dust

take this bottle and mix in a cup of sorrow and you're ready for an epic workout!

worm turns 3x10 (smaller and smaller turns at higher reps)
grave diggers 3x5
body murders 3x5
sunny side-ups 4x10 (be aggressive with these)
ricochets 2x10

be sure to rest up well because youll be feeling like you're falling to pieces the morning after. want evidence that this works? just look at your pic, OP! now get out there before everythings ruined for your future physique!

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>>38155485
No roids, just rage.

>>38155641
wait mike ohearn said that not mike liar

>>38155585
Finally some decent advice on this board..

I'm starting this routine tomorrow, I'm sick of waking up ugly in the morning, I've got that feeling that this is going to be a turning point in my life. I'm no longer helpless.

squats and oats

>>38155585
Shit motherfucker, that's good advice. Do you mind if I share this workout plan with some friends? It'd be a shame if I were the last to know.

>>38157073
go right ahead! im just a man helping others reach their own land of sunshine

>>38155508
Underrated post

>>38157149
Cheers brah, every bit of helpful info is a small victory imho.
Always nice to see someone happy to assist others on their paths of glory.

>>38157247
>>38157149
YOU WANT IT ALL XD HAAHA LIKE THE SONG FROM THE BAND!

>>38157530
What?
>>38155649
Who?

>>38155508
came to say this