Things alphas do:

I'll continue
Things people who aren't gonna make it do
>live in a car
>be unemployed
>daydrinking
>smoking
>don't count calories
>not too worried about hygiene
>wear dirty clothes
>own almost no clothes
>smoke inside places with smoking bans
>drunk driving

You sound like a scumbag piece of shit

>>38148015
>>38148022
Melvin detected

mirin life brah

>post on 4chan from McDonalds free internet because I live in a car

> actually lift

>>38148100
related to that
>sneak into gyms
>go swimming on the beach afterwards
>>38148098
all the best posts on the internet are made from shitty IBM thinkpads using mcdonalds or library wifi
>>38148047
thanks brah, you /scumwave/ too?

oh shit I forgot a couple
>skip cardio
>trenbolone
>pissing on the street
>

vape

>>38148334
nah thats gay u have to msoke shitty cigarettes you got of an eastern european guy that you also buy shitty vodka from

>>38148346

i meant to say vape crystal weed niga

>>38148360
nah weed is for college fags and girls

heroin is cool but its expensive and fucks your shit up so dont make it a habit best just stik to drinking

oh other alpha shit I remembered just now
>dropping out of the stupid lib arts degree ur parents paid for

>>38148402
>heroin
>expensive

Flyover state babby