How much do I have to lift to get a gf like that?

>>38142454
Only enough to lift your body away from your keyboard so that you stop shitposting this same thread every day and go outside instead.

>>38142466
That's all? Wew, that's easy.

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Cosplay thread?

Anyone have tips for that kinda thing?

>>38142503
Tips for what? Costumes?

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>>38142454
She's so cute.
You'd probably at least need ottermode to acquire gf of that calibre.

>>38143974
She doesn't look all that good as in OPs picture here. Source on here?

>>38144092
https://www.instagram.com/p/8D382WkEnY/?taken-by=acidjazzsinger

>>38144126
muh dick says thanks.

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Depends what you look like OP

/fit/ mods are doing an awesome job...
ty for the time and sweat you dedicate to this board...
>merged with r9k when?

>>38144173

We have mods?

>>38142454
You only have to lift yourself up OP

>>38144173
But /r9k/ is for fatties. At least we keep ourselves /fit/.

>>38142454
>How much do I have to lift

more. always some more.

Does she have a benis?

>>38142454
Honestly, she's pretty top notch meaning you'll have to appear to be the best option for her (women are only interested in what they perceive as the absolutely best option that will give them a chance).

>Be incredible hulk build or slim and chiseled.
>Good job
>Awesome car.
>Have some type of artistic skill. Either fantastic at painting shit or guitar or something like that.

And most importantly (as it's always most important with all women):
>Good social skills. Like "life of the party" good.

Then you may have a chance but for one like that, there's gonna be a lot of competition.

>>38144293
She's only good in that shot, look at her profile. She becomes rather mediocre. >>38144126

Asuka a shit.

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>>38142454
none.

Play pokemon go

>65% wymin
> avg is white wymin avg age 25 makin 90k per year

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-08-02/survey-more-u.s-women-play-pokemon-go-than-men/.104910

>>38145267
>65% wymin
> avg is white wymin avg age 25 makin 90k per year
Yeah, right.

>>38145267
more like avg is fat 45 year old women with pink hair working at a diarrhea store

>>38145267
as a fan of the old games (still play them on road trips and in the bathroom) pokemon go is so god damn cringey to me. cant even explain why

>>38145287
>>38145345

Sure, maybe you should go outside bra. I already met plenty of girls playing.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2016/07/26/more-women-than-men-are-playing-pokemon-go-by-a-lot/#721b2cf04f16

>>38145370
oh god cringe

No need to lift. Just accept who you are and what you can possibly do. You need to love yourself.

>>38142454
If you're white she will never be your gf

White girls dont want white bfs

>>38144165
We are...

>>38145639
She's russian. Does that make any difference?

>>38145639
Except every single race of women prefers white bfs so yeah...

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>>38145639
Why not?

>>38145639
Girls don't want robot BFs
just because most robots are white doesn't mean they don't want any white
even if that's what robots tell themselves to cope with reality
chad is white and you're a robot

>>38142454
You have to lift the robot, Shinji

>>38144293
>only value provided by female is good looks
>requires a top tier male in all regards
What makes you think a guy like that is going to go for a girl good for nothing but being pretty? Its important to remember that a top tier man can be even more selective than a top tier woman. Most men don't need a mate so badly as a woman does. He likely makes more than enough money to be self reliant and is surely intelligent enough to choose a mate that can contribute to his life as much as he will to hers.

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>>38145229
kys

>>38145704
Russian grills only want Russian men go with god my son and good luck

>>38142454

Just ask her. "How much do I need to lift so that you will let me put my penis in your vagina?". Girls like it when you are straightforward like this.

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>>38142503

>wow this girl just walked up and wants to play against me
>alright desmond just keep cool, act natural
>better pull my bag back so it doesn't bump her in the booty
>focus on the game as though she was any other opponent
>be sure to impress her with your Juri combos while still letting her win
>this is what i've been training for

we are all desmond

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>>38145820

She probably sucked hundreds of refugee cocks before leaving Germany.

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>>38145869

DELETE THIS

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>>38145878

I won't.

>>38145815
Not to mention women age like shit. Sooner or later her only value will fade to nothing.

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>>38145810
underrated kek

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>>38145869
better than fucking your mother

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>>38145820
>>38145917

>If you don't like red, you must like blue!

Superior girl coming through.

>>38142454
>https://www.instagram.com/p/8D382WkEnY/?taken-by=acidjazzsinger

she's from moscow, just show her your $ and she's yours

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>>38145952
>posting a gif from the rebuilds
kys
Misato is best woman though

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>>38145996

Better?

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>>38146019
yes

>>38143974
Nah, it's indeterministic. Women's brains are essentially a black box of nonsense and even they can't be certain who they'll say yes to under what circumstances. Only way to know for sure is to ask a bunch of times, be rejected / accepted, and have at your hands a statistical profile of the female's approval rate towards you.

>>38142454

>fawning over and saving pictures of random women from the internet

Lifting won't save you.

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>>38142454
too much for any one man to lift

>>38145267

>mfw I drive by the pokestops and there's always at least a dozen girls hanging out there
>mfw when I can still pick up the items by driving past and not stopping
>mfw crippling anxiety keeps me from tagging low hanging nerd girl fruit

someone plz end me

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>>38146282
>>38145267
>tfw drive sports bike
>have handle bar mount for celly phone
>play pokemon go
>grills run up to me all the time and say omg can i have a ride??
>n-no

>>38146590

Did you do a wheelie at least?

>>38146085
Damn, are you a psychologist or a mathematician?

>>38146282
>low hanging nerd girl fruit
>low hanging
Except they're literal queens between nerds, once they receive all that attention they get real entitled real fast

>>38142454
I've seen anorexic scene guys pick up girls like this. There's a chance she could even be one of those girls who say, "I think muscley guys are gross".

>>38148563
>entitled
I think the word you're looking for here is having standards and taking advantage of a situation that you're simply envious of them being in. So you make up these "rules" about how it's "wrong" to utilize their good fortune and make choices to benefit themselves.

DESU you're just afraid of female empowerment.

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I'll literally never understand this obsession with cosplay/"gaymer" girls. They're so fucking stupid and childish.

>>38145893
I'm saving this Pepe u won't stop me

>>38148563
nah not really bro, all the guys competing for her attention are weird pasty greasy kids with bad posture, as soon as a normal/attractive guy tries to ask her out she'll be thrilled

>>38149622
i agree with you normally but OP girl is cute as fuck. the appeal isnt really that she's asuka for me though - shes just really adorable

>>38145850
#dicksoutfordesmond ?

>>38144173
/r9k/ is for fat autistic people, /fit/ is for fit autistic people.

>>38149622
How do you not think she's cute? I want to give her a huge hug.

>>38142454
Baka Shinji.

>>38144335
I'm thinking the opposite.

>>38146085
So just as the actions of the player in a game with deterministic AI is all that allows for and accumulation of differing outcomes, the female brain does the same for the game that is Earth?

Seems we've solved physics. All that "wave function collapse" and "probabilistic outcome" nonsense must have just not been shielded from nearby female brains properly.

>>38144208
>>38150052
you're wrong
normie faggots

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Russian women are among the hottest.

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>>38152903

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>>38142454
her brother

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>mfw i want to lose my virginity to a 9/10 and i refuse anything less

>>38145267
true i hooked up with a chick over her love of the game. didn't even try to pretend I was good at it (thats the main problem with half you autistic fucks). i just asked her a ton of questions about it and was eager to show my interest in her progress. chicks LOVE that shit

>>38145850
>better pull my bag back so it doesn't bump her in the booty
Kek'd hard at this. I hope Desmond ended up getting him some of that booty

>>38146019
>>38146081
Nice.

>>38152903
>tfw no chance in hell of ever getting beautiful qt russian gf

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>>38155949
Feels kind of subpar, man.

I'm learning Russian for mostly unrelated reasons anyway though.