/sexual fitness general/

>make out
>undress
>keep making out
>put penis into vagina
>fuck her missionary while kissing her neck and shit
>keep fucking until she cums
>cum
works great for most of them.

The only reason you'd want to "share" any of this or care about this shit is if you sucked / were a virgin thinking you'll be a god by practicing with your pillow.

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>finally get to fuck oneitis
>her vag is like half an inch wide
>can't fit even the tip in
Welp, what do ?

>>38134039
somewhere in between switch to doggy or some other shit, depending on you and your partner
missionary gets boring after a while

>>38134086
OR let her be on top so you can just chill for a while

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I haven't had sex in 3 years

I miss her

I can't get 100% boners anymore

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134084
Did you try being more attractive so as to actually get her wet?

>>38134086
Cowgirl is literally the GOAT position.

>allows for total penetration
>lets you take a break and admire the view
>still have access to face and boobs
>you can still pull her down and pump with considerable force
>she can grind or hump
>can reach around and finger her stink

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134123
I did it mate I'm no virgin, this girl is just extremely small

>>38134136
Anon, you are lucky. I have been cursed with a pencil dick, at least you don't trade your manhood for pleasure

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo.

>>38134084
get her wet ya dingus

>>38134012
Funny, my problem is exactly the same.

I'm good at bed. I'm really good. Like pornstar good. Decent size, last as much as I want, good instinct...

But I've been a landwhale for years, so the only girls I had were a few crazy psychos and scorts. Now I'm getting hot and having some dates, but I didn't slept yet with any of them.

>>38134134
You won't conquer a girl with that, you have to do the work.

Start with cowgirl, switch to doggy, then missionary, but don't cum yet. Take her legs and put them up, rest them on your shoulders. Hear her moans as you fuck her deeper than she ever knew and cums like a fountain. Now you can cum too.

Two Questions:

-How do I last longer?
-How do I get harder erections?

>>38134207
She was wet, my dick just couldn't get in.
>>38134161
I don't really care about what the girl feels to be honest, I just need to fuck or I go crazy

>>38134088
hello chimpo

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>>38134113
ayy lmao

worst is that I was FUCKING SHIT in bed too

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

Hard for me is doing doggy and trying to kiss her neck, touching boobs etc while I m using the other hand as a stanchion to keep up my body. Good thing i exercise with trx so I last a bit.

I never have a problem getting erections and lasting ages.

But I can't cum whatsoever with a condom, is this normal?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134353
>losing sensation through a sheet of rubber
>normal

yes breh...

>>38134088
hello chimpo

My gf has been having a rough time staying motivated at the gym. She still goes, but hasn't pushed herself to be her best, so she asked to go with me for a few days. I don't necessarily like working out with her or anyone, rather, because it throws off my mojo. Working out is sorta like meditation for me, but whatever.

Show her that she can increase all of her lifts by 5-10 lbs., she just has to get over the fear & discomfort. She gets real self-conscious when I'm kicking out reps of high weight in front of her, but she also likes watching me do it. Weird thing. But I push her & get her motivated. We lift for a solid 70 minutes & go back to my apartment.

Getting ready to take a shower as soon as we get back. She's already naked. Leads my hand to her lady business. Wet AF. Like, dripping. Wicked rough sex. She cums. I don't, despite her pretty much trying to consume my dick. For whatever reason, I can't after lifting, but regardless. Shit was soooo cash.

>>38134421
good job missing the anabolic window idiot
>gains goblins
>not even once

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1) dont enjoy getting head
2) cant cum with another person present

any solution to this nightmare? im gay, idk if that matters

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

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>tfw the things my dad told me in childhood screwed up my sex drive
>tfw it wasn't till recently now in my mid 20s that I've been able to feel any sexual attraction at all

Just a few things I learned over the years

>pull her hair at the back of her head from the roots,
>if she says "fuck me harder" this does not necessary mean to jackhammer her, she probably wants to feel more dominated so pull her hair, spank her, choke her, hold her hands behind her back, push her head into the pillow
>do your research and try it on your self before you hurt her by pressing on her windpipe and ruin your sex session (I once had a girl who panicked as soon as I wanted to choke her, her ex did not know what he is doing and ruined it for her)
>some guys think the clit is the holy grail, but women prefer a vaginal orgasm, your oral skills won't satisfy her on the long run
>eye contact is a huge factor
>never ask her to do something, tell her to do it! she still has the possibility to say no if she don't want to, the difference is you do not sound pathetic in her subconscious mind
>use your strength, throwing her around, pushing her against the wall (without hurting her)
>talk to her (dirty talk and sexy talk), groan, make noises, I've heard countless times women complain to me how uncomfortable they feel if their partner is quiet
>cuddling/after sex talk is important (read about oxytocin), especially if you degraded her und fucked her like a whore

>>38134461
Maybe you're actually straight

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>>38134088
hola chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

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Never underestimate the powers of good foreplay.
Tease those nips. Spank that ass. Finger her. Hell, sometimes just cover em all over in kisses. Basically, read the mood and go accordingly, making sure to only go as rough as they want otherwise ya risk losing some arrousal.
If you can get em to beg for it, you're golden.
And be gentle with the bean.

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>>38134517

the fact that i get a boner with another guys dick in my ass suggests otherwise

>>38134269
>How do I last longer?
Masturbate for long periods of time.

>How do I get harder erections?
Increase your cardiovascular fitness and do kegels.

>>38134512
>some guys think the clit is the holy grail, but women prefer a vaginal orgasm, your oral skills won't satisfy her on the long run
Some women just can't cum without having her clit stimulated. Force them to do it while you fuck them doggy style should work.

>>38134486
what things did dear old poppy tell thee

>>38134084
hooked up with an 18 year old and had the same issue, but i brute forced it in and it was GLORIOUS

>>38134512
>just a few things i learned from reading fobb and other PDFs
fixed that for you

>>38134628
>relationships are terrible with explicit details as to why
>sex isn't for anything but reproduction
>if I ever cheated on a women he'd castrate me

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134238

The girl I'm seeing now feels that I'm going to deep in just regular missionary.. when I did the leg thing she pretty much screamed because of how deep it was for it. Feelsbadman. :(

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>>38134650
you are a free man now

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>>38134512
>eye contact is a huge factor
I'm bad at eye contact in regular life, how am I gonna manage if I somehow trick a girl into having sex with me? It just sounds kind of uncomfortable

>tfw I just don't "understand" it

Serious question:

What to do if your dick is big to the point of being impractical? Believe it or not my girl doesn't particularly like having her cervix pounded/fucking bleeding after sex. I eat pussy like a madman but it doesn't really seem adequate much of the time

>>38134616

I would even say an orgasm is not that important to her if the sex is satisfying.
Some women just want to be fucked. All these hitachis, vibrators and dildos won't satisfy as good as a real human interaction.

>>38134646
Some of the stuff is from porn and I tried it myself. Some of the things I learned the hard way, for example the cuddling/after sex talk part. I would fuck my fwb or ons and just leave as soon as I nutted, this caused a lot of drama. Women feel used and give you hell for it.

What is fobb?

>>38134692
Yea I am. It just feels like I'm experiencing things a decade late so I have a lot of maturity to gain.

Thats what really feels bad.

Max out till you pass out

>>38134724
The only thing that helps is lots of foreplay and lube. Thank god I'm above average but not huge.
My buddy is in the same spot, most of the girls can't handle it. Poor guy.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134679
Yeah, it happens sometimes. As I don't have a regualr partner, it makes me feel good when they imply my dick is too big.

>>38134718
Work on it. Force yourself to hold eye contact.
Hold eye contact and smile, some people will smile back, some people will ignore you. But nobody is going to hurt you. The importan thing is, if you are going to break eye contact never look down. Always look to the side. Looking down is a submissive move.

>>38134727
>I would even say an orgasm is not that important to her if the sex is satisfying.
>Some women just want to be fucked. All these hitachis, vibrators and dildos won't satisfy as good as a real human interaction.
Depends on the kind of woman. If it's a young girl with little experience, yes. But getting an orgasm becomes important with age.

>>38134752
That definitely helps with getting it in but doesn't really solve the cervix pounding. I mean I can just go slow but I really want to be able to go to town and pound the fuck out of her :/

Porn is so full of false promises lmao

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I dont understand this whole 'dick too big' thing

im gay, and if I can take an 9x6.5 in my asshole for my first time and enjoy getting pounded hard into the bed, i dont see why girls cant just stop being pussies and take the same kinda thing into their much bigger vaginas

they just arent tryig desu

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134844
Anuses have larger capacities than vaginas actually

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134844
Bro, I can't take anything bigger than a finger, and just for a soft stimulation. Not everybody is the same.

>>38134812
Not in my experience.
Older women have it easier to orgasm, this is the difference to young women.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134827
You'll have to find a 'size queen'.
How big are you?

>>38134012
Hahaha "hey let's all share sex tips but you guys go first."

Get some straps and tie up your girl. Get some toys and fuck around with those. Make them submit to you. Spank them. Make them cum until they beg you to cum on their tits.Then recharge and fuck their cuck boyfriend (you in this scenario) while she masturbates and licks your balls.

>>38134939
They have it easier becasue they know their bodies and can look for what they want. That's why I know some women can't get one without her clit being rubbed, because they already know that through experience and asked me to do it.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>doggy style
>grab hair, pull back, hand on her throat to hold her up
you lose depth but fuck me this is the best

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134650
Your dad is right

God dammit one girl I dated for a bit was SJW as fuck. Well for my liking anyway.

She wasn't to the point of me being absolutely turned off and a literal embodiment of SJW, but just enough where I got tired of the occasional

>"Well, I mean, maybe that girl doesn't have a vagina"
>"I think I'm demiromantic"
>(but is also okay with calling everyone "you guys" and thinks "ya'll" sounds ridiculous a lot of the time)

Like I agree for the most part with some social justice-y shit. I'm just fucking tired of everyone being a god damn vagina about it. Anyway unrelated

She's the only person I've been with that NEEDS YOU TO ASK HER PERMISSION TO DO ANYTHING. And I don't mean risque shit, either, or anything that might legitimately warrant permission.

>HEY IS IT OKAY IF I KISS YOUR NECK WHILE WE'RE ALREADY MAKING AND AND YOU GAVE ME HICKEYS ALREADY
>CAN I START RUBBING YOUR CLIT EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU'RE WET AS FUCK AND ARE VISIBLY RESISTING GRINDING AGAINST MY HAND AND ARE GIVING ME THE "FUCK ME" EYES

The worst part is now whoever I'm with next, I'll be paranoid as fuck and feel like I need to ask permission for fucking everything again. Please tell me none of you have had similar experiences so I can force myself to not inadvertently be beta bitch with whoever's next.

I liked my first girlfriend better.

Silver lining: SJW-chick gave amazing BJs

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135048
Okay, now I see what you mean.
And still, a vaginal orgasm feels better for most women. But you are correct, it is easier to give them a clitoral orgasm.

It also does not change my opinion stated above. Sex for women, even without an orgasm, is more satisfying than an orgasm with a vibrator/dildo/hitachi.

>>38135142
>Please tell me none of you have had similar experiences
yes, in fact asking for permission isn't a good thing to do in 99% of the cases, pretty much like >>38134512 said

>>38135184
>Sex for women, even without an orgasm, is more satisfying than an orgasm with a vibrator/dildo/hitachi.
Bro, seriously, don't generalise like that, I've met some sluts that are already beyond all that intimacy and erotism thing and just want a good orgasm. But that's not the usual.

>>38135211
Probably doesn't help I go to a liberal ass college in a liberal ass state and happen to vaguely hang around people that just tend to be more SJW. Again not that I disagree with most of what they say just... fuck man

>"activists"

anyway thanks nig, checked

>>38135222
that is exactly the usual because literally all women except your mom are awful disgusting soul-sucking whores.

>>38135211
>kiss a girl on the lips as a goodbye after our third date, that lasted a whole day
>"why the hell did you do that withut my permission"
>never see her again
:(

>>38134461

Keep going at it until you are more comfortable with that person, cumming has a lot to do with relaxing, if you aren't relaxed it's gonna take ages to cum, i was the same when i first started having sex with my current gf

also things like cialis also helps

>>38135267
holy fuck did that actually happen

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135285
Yep. And I was deeply in love with her, actually. I still am.

>>38135267
wow wtf is wrong with you, you rapist!!
How can you even live with yourself?? What was going through your head??? Just be glad she didn't put you in jail

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135307
3rd date? Deeply in love? I mean I'm guessing there's more context that's important but I feel like someone like that isn't really the kinda person you'd wanna be in a long term relationship anyway.

but again guessing there's more context or whatever

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135310
She said I scared her because of my height. Makes no sense.

Also, she said that she didn't know my intentions. I just don't get it, what intentions could I have kissing her at her parents house door, right after saying goodnight and after spending like 14 hours together?

I want to fucking die

>>38135355
Alright the more context I get the more I feel like this girl is even less worth it holy shit

>>38135331
The first date was long time before, and after that we were talking for six months. We talked about sex and all the things she wanted me to do to her. Seriously. And those things were way worse than a kiss

>>38135373
i reiterate >>38135370

>>38135370
Nah, I fucked it. I don't know how and when I got it wrong, but I ruined it. Not two weeks later she was announcing she fucked some guy on twitter.

>>38134844
>bragging about having a prolapsed anus

>>38135355
>She said I scared her because of my height
lmao lanklets when will they learn
but in all seriousness, try not to get too worked up about it. From what little I can gather about the situation from your posts it just seems like she has some issues or whatever. Sometimes people are just weird and it's none of your fault.

>>38134084
finger her with one finger first, then when she gets more loose use two fingers until she's loose and wet enough for your dick

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38135414
>she has some issues or whatever
That's for sure, she had. But I thought I was getting through all that. That other guy she's fucking now, I guess he didn't have any problems. I don't know.

In fact, she's the reason I'm here. She was going to a gym and keep talking about how hot were those guys that worked here, so I decided to get fit. It worked really well and I'm making it. Sometimes I think I'm doing it to meet somebody else, sometime I think I'm doing it for her to see me. But the fact is that I'm progressing.

Been seeing a girl for about three months now and I feel like we're pretty much a couple now.. but I was a virgin before meeting her and I never told her, just rolled with it. I don't think she noticed.

Is it a bad idea to tell her? I don't really feel insecure about it, but I'm wondering how girls usually react to such a thing. Our relationship so far has been extremely chill and straight forward. I feel like it won't really come up unless I intentionally talk about it

I'm 22.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo
bless me with gains

>>38135461
You have nothing to gain by telling her. Just don't.

>>38135397
>>38135452

i reiterate >>38135390

Like I know this isn't supposed to be a blogthread or /b/-tier advice thread, but again if she the type of chick to announce she fucked some guy on twitter two weeks later than screw it man totally not worth it.

Sure people may have their issues that can be worked through, but I think there's a point where you gotta acknowledge that

1) it's not up to you to "fix" those issues and
2) even if you do "fix" those issues, she's probably still not all that great a person to be with anyway

The only thing you need to do to be "good" at sex is just eat the fucking pussy. Eat it, make her come, and at the point you could fucking jizz 10 seconds into insertion and she'll still consider you to be great in the sack.

As for yourself, well, change positions frequently if you don't want to jizz too fast. Other than that it doesn't really matter.

>>38135493
Thanks, bro

>>38135461
What do you have to gain from telling her? Nothing.

Keep fucking her, keep improving.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38135532
np bro

now keep lifting and go fuck someone else

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38135222

I'll try to explain what I mean.
I've met countless women who confirm my assumption.

Women who asked me if they could give me a blowjob during my lunch break, women I had a quicky with or a woman I just teased and dominated for an hour without fucking or giving her an orgasm (this was after my vasectomy and I was not allowed to fuck). All these women came back for more. In all these cases most of their satisfaction was in their head. Her emotions play a bigger role than her orgasm. The excitement of getting caught, the feeling of being desired, the feeling of losing control. This is why I highlighted eye contact above, deep eye contact let her feel desired while you choke her for example, a rollercoaster of emotions.

This is probably why women return to their abusive ex. He gives them emotions, he loves them and hates them in the next moment.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

I last 15 minutes in bed and could probably go longer if I wanted to. Been doing missionary and such.

Took her virginity 2 weeks back. 9 sexes in those 3 days.

I was losing my erection as soon as I put a condom on, but I just fuck her a bit without then slap it on real quick after 5 minutes. It's getting really good. Feels great being able to pump her for 15 minutes straight.

I found that if I have to do the work I don't cum easily at all.
The first girl I was with liked being on top so I came really fast.

Gonna do doggy next time I think. Any other fun positions that don't require too much prep? I go soft really fast if i pull it out.

>>38135267
Never kiss her for the first time at the end of a date. It does not matter if she wants to be kissed or not, the pressure is still there. You both know it is 'common' to kiss at the end.

Kiss her during the date.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

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>I cum buckets during quickies and it feels awesome.
>I cum very little during normal sex and it feels decent.
Why are quickies better?

>>38135684
Do not fuck without a condom!
Buy some ultrathin condoms.

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>>38134012
I've been taking this shit and L-Arginine for a while. I've read that those two things will make your dick harder and you will last longer.

is there anyone who takes it as well?

>>38134797
Yeah but don't look like a psycho. Anon just wants you to not look like a coward automatically.

>>38134012
How does one prevent their wife from cumming too fast? She literally cannot last longer than 1-2 minutes once I get all the way in. So I'm left to jack myself off or she blows me.

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>>38135486
>>38135539
I guess. It just feels like she wouldn't really mind but I'm inexperienced so what do I know? If she asks me point blank how many partners I've had I'll probably tell her, but for now I guess there's no reason to bring it up intentionally.

The biggest problem I have honestly is that I feel like I'm already getting too emotionally dependent on her. We talk a lot on facebook when we're not together, but she can easily just stop responding for a few hours to do mundane stuff like read a book or watch TV. I can't. If she says something to me I'll reply within 5 minutes usually. I already know that she's really into me but I need validation constantly. I can't help it.

I used to be a pretty asocial NEET but a couple of years ago I made an effort to be more social and outgoing. That part was easy, but making friends is a slower process than just becoming a friendly person. So at this point I'm just sitting at home miserable because I'm not around other people most of the time, just waiting for some sort of human contact. The only readily available contact I have is her. I feel like I'm becoming clingy because of this. I have a fair bit of friends already, but none of them are at the level where I can just say "wanna hang?" and go visit them during daytime.

How do I tide this out until I get a bigger social circle? Should I tell her about this and let her know that I might become a bit clingy but it should get better over time? Or should I just force myself to not talk to her once in a while? I wasn't really ready for a relationship and I knew it, but then I met her and she's just too sweet to pass up on. Don't wanna ruin this by being essentially a teenager experiencing love for the first time.

Sorry if this got a bit too relationshipy, but I'm just not sure where else to ask.

>>38135728
>guys my particular case is unique xD
>why is X better ?
Epic

>>38135746
Right here. Have not noticed much from the maca; apparently it only has an effect if you consume it for a while. My sex drive IS higher since I started, but that could be becuase of any number of reasons. It's tasty though so I mix it in with my protein shakes.

Also takin a mix of l-arganine, citrulline and beta-alaine as a PWO - now THAT shit works wonders on your cawk. Especially if you mix it with some NO-boosting foods (I use a mix of 50% pomegranate juice and 50% beetroot juice). Good as a PWO, fucken GREAT as a sex-booster. Orgasms get way more intese also.

>>38135777
This is the opposite of a problem. Happens to me sometimes too, but the gf takes about 10-15 minutes while I need half an hour at least...

>>38135778

>The biggest problem I have honestly is that I feel like I'm already getting too emotionally dependent on her.

Good thing you can recognize this anon. It's seriously one of the biggest issues guys get when they get into a relationship, they depend too much on the company of their significant other and end up overwhelming them.

I'd suggest you actually pick up a hobby you've had any sort of interest in. It doesn't even have to be something you're dying to do, just something you feel like you might enjoy and dedicating some time to that. Also learn to be comfortable with having your own alone time as well. It's gotta be a good balance of having a social life but also having time for yourself. Don't freak out if at any moment you're by yourself, like I said use that time for things you enjoy and don't think too much about the potential time you're wasting on not being social.

That is not to say you should stop trying to socialize more, but just don't take things so seriously.

So I've only had sex with hookers.
Is sex with regular girls much different?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135778
Dude, you sound like million other guys who had their heart broken by their first girlfriend.

She should be more invested in your relationship than you!
I think Rollo Tomassi will explain it to you more eloquently than I will ever do.

>>38135847
Yes.

It's much more expensive.

>>38134088
Hello Chimpo

>>38135778
I agree with this guy.
>>38135832
Don't tell the girl those feelings at all, It's completely understandable but it will come across as undesirable.

>>38135832
>Also learn to be comfortable with having your own alone time as well.
I used to be, but then I transcended to being a social normie and now that's literally almost the only thing I enjoy doing.
I just get fucking depressed when I'm alone, and time passes way too slowly.

>>38135862
The shitty thing is that she's very invested as well, I just manage to be even more so. I can't just break free and be more chill about it.

>>38135890
You need a hobby my man.

She should complement your life, not define it.

>>38135736
Definitely fuck without a condom shits cash

>>38135847
Yes. The biggest difference you'll experience with someone who loves you and you love her back.
Even the best girlfriend experience isn't as good as the real thing.

Is it wrong to ask a grill to swallow if she's giving me a blowjob? I prefer to cum the first time during oral so that I can pump away later without finishing too fast but I'm not sure what to do with my dick. Do I tell her to stop and cum on her face? Her chest? Should I ask her to finish me with her hands?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135910
Tips for an extremely social hobby?
I just can't enjoy the solitary ones anymore

>>38135954
just grab the back of her head and see what happens ;)

>>38135815
Which maca did you take. I did black and notice pretty good results. Now I'm on red.

>>38135954
Say "open your mouth" and watch her reaction. Do not ask! If she opens it, you nut in her mouth and tell her to swallow it.

If she is not into it she'll tell you and cover her face or some other shit. Don't get pissed, just nut on her tits.

>>38134718
When you're talking to someone or dancing or whatever, observe their eyes. Watching their eyes really helps with reading their emotions when they're talking, and you can respond accordingly.

>>38135969
Thought of a martial art/yoga/dance class?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38136021
I guess. I feel like it won't really solve me being bored at home because it'll just be another appointment. I'll still be home and bored other times.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

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>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136089
Mate you're asking for an extremely social hobby you can do at home, you realise that?

How about learning an instrument, and once you're good enough playing at some open mic nights?

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38136111
I realise it, that's why I feel so lost

>>38136089

I kind of understand you anon, I'm going through a similar thing although not as extreme. I started dating this girl and the first few days I was just thinking constantly about her, like 24/7 and counting down the days until I could see her again

But fortunately that faded out pretty quickly. You need to get into the mindset of "it's ok if I'm not always socializing with someone". It can be a scary feeling, but you need to let go. Stop thinking so much and enjoy the moments you have.

I recommend you to check out this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APguuR-2EqM

>>38136123
Then that's just something you need to work on, you need to enjoy your own company man.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

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>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134238
when you hear your balls slapping . its fucking glorious and I always spend some extra time mirin the sound before I pull out and cum on her face

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>start taking SSRI Sertraline for depression and anxiety
>things are going well i can actually start to function and try to get some things going with my life
>two weeks in
>lower libido
>literally impossible to cum the most bizarre feeling i have ever felt like i just can't cum its not there
>common side effect
>have managed to cum a couple of times but have to tense every muscle in my body and jerk off for like 2 hours before i can and some days its simply impossible

You can't win can you, for fuck sake.

>>38136193
I find all that cum in face kinda stupid. It feels so good just keep pushing... even with a condom. And even better is when she milks you with her pussy.

Pulling it out for cuming is like ruining an orgasm, is not worth it.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134512
Seconding dom play. Shit is way too much fun with the right partner

But your clit info is all wrong.
I always finger a girl to climax before I even stick it in. Trick is in knowing how to tease a pussy. Best part is doing it before cowgirl, as you can tease with your cock too before you fully penetrate.

Makes my dick diamonds.

Sex standing up/partner elevated to waist by table or counter can be fucking fantastic, given you're the right height.

Also, try smashing it sideways.

>>38135954

On a related note to this post, is this a reasonable strategy if you have PE? Can only last a few minutes first time but with a 10 minute break I have to actually work to cum the 2nd time.

>>38136449
>Also, try smashing it sideways.
Never understood that shit, I end tired way sooner than doing push ups on missionary or even holding her while standing.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

Tips for a girl to make a guy crazy?

>>38136531
Drugs can make you do stupid shit, depends on how crazy you want him

>>38136531
don't be a fat uggo

>>38136531
Suck his dick

>>38136531
Crazy for you or just crazy in general?
Also it sorta depends on the guy

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Lads, I've never had a one night-stand... or much sex in general. But i'll be hitting the clubs over the next few weeks and I've got a question.

I usually eat her out as foreplay, to mask the fact I'm a bit shit - however - should you eat out a girl that's been dancing all night?

How bad is the disco-pussy?

>>38134088
ello chimpo

>>38136563
dont eat out a girl you just picked up wtf dude

>>38136531
>suck his dick
>jerk him off
>fuck him
>tell him you want him to cum on your X (face, tits, ass, in vagooo, whatever)
>literally do all the work
>make him a sandwich

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38136531
suck his dick

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136531
Move

>>38134088
RIP Mongo.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

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>>38135695

this nigga knows his shit

>>38136376
Had the same problem. Get on brintellix, literally 0 side effects except for some morning sickness.

>>38135777

well keep fucking her and give her multiple orgasms

i don't really see the problem here

>>38135992
Fuck if I know, ingredients say "maca-root powder" and it has a yellow-organe colour. Is there any difference?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134039
>implying most women can climax from PIV sex through missionary without external stimulation
>inb4 hurrrrr you just suck at sex
I am saying this from the perspective of non-experience based on female sex studies

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088

Hello chimpo

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>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135777
Does her twat seal shut after she comes? because if not what is stopping you from plowing her some more?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

how the fuck do you last longer? I can last maybe 5 minutes if shes on top, but if i do the work literally 5 thrusts and pop. Ive tried thinking about other shit but it doesnt work.

IS IT ALL REALLY JUST MENTAL WORK?

my girl likes to fuck without condoms so... yeah the feeling is beyond sensational.

What do you guys think about when fucking... those with PE of course...

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136531
Tease and denial.

Will love you the rest of his life

>>38136768
you can use your hands in conjunction with your penis.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136808
dat dere fibonacci sequence
but you know, forcing yourself to think of random shit is just kind of robbing yourself of fun.
Did the problem not get better at all over time? Have you tried shit like kegels?

>>38136735
Some girls don't want to keep fucking

Uncut here

I keep tearing my banjo string during sex. How do I stop this?

>>38134088

hello chimpo

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>>38136563
>Putting your mouth round something you picked up at a club.

Noooooooo.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136857
I'm happy with that. If that is what makes me last from half an hour to a 45 minutes fucking like a monkey, I'm not gonna cut it

>>38136563
don't eat chicks you don't know.
finger her, fuck her, toss her because shes just a club girl.

>>38136853
i lost my virginity last month, so im still fairly unexperienced. weve been fucking for a month or so, but the only thing that works is if im drunk af... i havent tried kegels yet actually.

>>38136013
I'm a virgin and even I can tell this is he fastest way to never see anyone again what the fuck

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38136962
No it isn't.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38136914
could be that it gets better with time and more experience
also, take deep breaths and ask to change positions when you fee you are close

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>>38135912
only way to fuck my man, my penis health hates it but my mental health loves it

>>38136531
>exist
>be attractive

>>38136979
Alright maybe I overreacted a bit but it seems inconsiderate of your partner to just assume she wants your cum in her mouth.

>>38136735
my ex hated that
>in college
>midday nookie
>we are both done with classes by 1pm but roommate isn't done till almost 6pm
>make her cum any way but penetration
>penetrate and fuck till my orgasm
>she cums pretty easily, like 3-4 times in an hour
>hangout/cuddle for about another hour
>walking her back to her place
>shes walking stiff
>ask her if she's ok
>we have a talk about "sexual aggression" and how cumming 4 times makes her too sore to walk
we broke up a few months later because she "didn't see us making it together", "we want different things in life" and "i don't love you anymore because something changed but i don't know what changed"

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

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>>38136962
fucking neckbeard

>>38136415
What are the chances she'll pull some shit and actually have your kid? Not worth it.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello Chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38137160
hello chimpo

>Dirty Talk is an extreme turn on
>Want gf to talk filthy during sex
>She likes it too, but refrains from anything really dirty "because it's important to me to not say anything untrue or that I don't really feel"
>Seems like a mentally sound strategy, side with her, but still want the filth

Wat do

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134238
This will probably be too deep for some girls. It does work as a good finisher though. Also, lift her ass off the ground from this position, you should start pounding on her g-spot with the angle. It also takes more work, so it helps to cool down if you're about to cum.

>>38137200

I had a gf one that was the exact opposite.

She liked dirty way more than me, shit was kinda heavy actually.

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>>38137228

>too deep for some girls

dont worry, you will never have this problem

>all the girls I went to high school with are getting pregnant one after the other
>meanwhile all I care about are my career and making gains

Am I missing out /fit/? I'm only 20, can't imagine having a kid at that age and having things end well. Or maybe I just went to high school with sluts?

>>38137265
If you want a pat on the back go to reddit

>dae feel too young to le marry an have kidzz guise???

shut the fuck up boring faggot

kiss her, french kiss her
caress her neck with your fingers, kiss her neck
caress her thighs and move to labia
get hard, rub her vag gently, slip a finger or two inside
tease vag with penis
have sex

btw i've only had sex once in my life so i only telling my experience

>>38137301
Nobody gets married where I live anyway

>>38134088
hello chimp

>>38134088
Hello Chimpo!

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134718
to me, eye contact means surrendering yourself to someone, opening up to a person

i think it has to do with fear

>>38134113
it happens, but all you need is a nice girl and some time bro. i just broke up, and one month after was fucking the girl i dreamt about while i was in the relationship - to no sucess. hard as fuck to get a boner. now, two monnths after, penis is back to full form

>>38137032
So what is your suggestion?

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38135969
Climbing gym breh, forearm and back gains (minimal if you actually lift and do rows/pulldowns) but a ton of sexy girls and chill dudes. You can stay there for 3 hours if you don't climb too intensely

been dating the same girl for 4 years.
sex never gets old.
>your hands are tools, use them, stick them in wet orifices.
>occasionally bring food into the bedroom. She may not know that she wants a kiwi pushed into her pussy yet, but she will eventually.
>blindfolds are great for experimentation, just make sure you have a safe word.
>ice is great too, just make sure it's small enough/ no sharp pieces. no cubes.
>oil is fantastic, there's a reason prnstars use it all the time.
>act like your penis is an anteater, it's curious and is searching for food, delicately in her orifices. once it finds the bugs, it get's more excited and reacts accordingly
>fist her ass occasionally

Help guys. I can't make this girl cum. She's only came twice in her whole life. I last long as fuck, I go down like a champ, I rub her clit while we fuck, I pull her hair and kiss the fuck out of her neck. What am I missing? How can I make this girl finish?

>>38137434
be hotter

>>38137434
finger/toy in her butt and play with nips.

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>>38137426
>She may not know that she wants a kiwi pushed into her pussy yet, but she will eventually
>act like your penis is an anteater, it's curious and is searching for food, delicately in her orifices. once it finds the bugs, it get's more excited and reacts accordingly

>>38137442
this
women love ass play even if they dont know it.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38137434
Get Chad to fuck her for you

>>38137442
I think butt stuff may be the secret cause we haven't tried that. How do you bring up butt stuff though? I have 0 experience with it

>>38137426
>kiwi pushed into her pussy

kiwi is acidic fucking moron

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38137426
>Before we start, I want you to know i have crabs
>Dick gets bigger and harder
>ant eater tongue starts flickering out urethra
how horrifying!

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chumpo

>>38137466
just like the vagina then

>>38137461
similar question, should i just shove a finger in her butt?
her farts are rare but they are fucking terrible smelling, am I gonna get stink finger after I do that? can I put some lube in her butt to make the smell/poop grossness less bad?

What are best exercises/tips to increase thrust power?

>>38134012

Fuck her while standing. Get her legs wrapped around you. Hold her by the ass. Put your forefingers up against her outer labia and apply slight pressure as you go in and out of her; the nerves within the labia are the same as the ones in her clit.

Watch her squeal in delight.

What do i do if my girl is lazy and doesnt want to move or anything?

>>38137434

Stage a false burglary and force yourself on her when she is asleep. After you penetrate her whisper in her ear "It all good momma", in a redneck accent.

If she is too scared show her that it's you and continue.

This should work

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

im kinda gagging picturing all the fat autists on /fit/ having sex with other people

ew

>>38137529
coming from someone who's never put a kiwi in his girl's pussy
get out fag

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>>38137515
>It all good momma

>>38137200

>Talking about what you want in sex with your girlfriend
>Seeking advice and permission to be dominant in bed from a girl, your girl btw

enjoy the cuck life

>>38134088
hello chimp

>challenge her to a card game
>Play loser sucks dick rules
>win

>>38134088

hello chimpo

>sex advice thread

>on 4chan

this is like asking a fat guy in a fedora how to pick up women

friends, ive been having moist nightmares for a little while now, i usually displease the angels once every two or three days but some times i touch the wand of sin two three times in a span of twenty four hours.
Ive not had many slumbers in which my desires take hold of me in the past decade of my post pubescent life.
In addition to that, every time I battle the serpent, I get some venom being ejected from the eye of the blade I wielded

[spoiler]Semen discharge ive not been having up to recently taking place in my sleep and after touching myself. what is causing it and how do I proceed? I think Ive seen something about this on here before but i dont remember enough about the keywords to look for it and i cant seem to google the right thing either[/spoiler]

>>38137483
dont just shove it up there, lube it a little while you go down on her and gently apply pressure to the starfish while eating the pussy.
yes your fingers will stink unless she cleans her asshole out with a douche,
>>38137504
move her from missionary to legs above head and then to her on top. feeling dominate is what some women need to get out of dead fish mode.

>>38137626
>yes your fingers will stink unless she cleans her asshole out with a douche
alright how do i start this conversation

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134012
I tried that "god-tier cum" infograph and it worked like a charm. I already had a pretty good cum shot, but it was mostly distance, i.e. I could blow about 2 to 3 feet, but generally had a good load size as well. I tried the "god-tier cum" infograph because I wanted to COMPLETELY just drench my gf's tits in cum, and I was 100% successful.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38137615
Not everyone on 4chan is r9k mode

>>38137656
its not that bad unless shes got a ship in the harbor. as long as she wiped pretty good and washes her ass you wont have any actual poop.
if you're paranoid about poop on your fingers just tell her "i was thinking about how it's difficult for you to orgasm sometimes and i think i found a solution."
I personally didn't ask permission i just slid a finger in while i was going down on her and she gave a positive moan.

fucking normies

ree

>>38137765
alright, I'm trying this tonight.
I know she washes her ass really well. Usually if i get too close to bunghole, she'll push my hand away, but if im going down on her, it will probably be easier to get to.
>im still gonna ask if i can penetrate after i push on the starfish for a bit

>>38137793
sounds like a solid plan, hope it works out for you.

>>38134012
retarded. as long as your dick isn't tiny, you just need to be able to stroke right without busting quick and you'll be a god. sex is so god damn easy. save all the fancy shit for your wife when it gets boring

>>38134088
hello chimpo

Does anyone have experiences with a girl who doesn't feel anything on her clit? If I rub this girl's clit really fucking hard she giggles and says it feels like the uncomfortable kind of tickling, not a good kind. She basically only gets pleasure from penetration but still can't get off from that.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

how to cunnilingus gud?

>>38137883
watch a 6 year old with autism eat an oreo.
>if done correctly he'll have black cookie shit all over his face, all the way up to his ears.

study and replicate

>>38134088

hello chimpo

>>38137856
You're probably going too hard, the clit is really really sensitive to the point where it can be uncomfortable and not enjoyable at all. Don't think of how porn stars rub their clit, that's all for show.
Less=more.
And if you're rubbing her dry, you're probably hurting her. And if that's not it, try to find her other erogenous zones, not all girls are the same.

>>38137910
bite clit, got it

>>38137883
like a retard on bath salts.
also your tongue should be like an anime tentacle monster.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38137941
Anything less than really hard she doesn't feel a single thing, that's why I ever even try that hard.

>>38137625
Sounds like pre-ejaculate (precum), maybe wet dream?

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What do I do if I cum too fast? Like I don't want the girl to be mad or bored of me.


Is eating ass/pussy considered beta?

>>38134012
How can I get my bf to last longer in bed? My exes all lasted a long time but he basically only lasts a couple minutes and it's really getting annoying

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38138057
if u ask ure already a beta

>>38138052
yes, I forgot to put that in, it is a wet dream but Ive not had it prior to a couple months ago, what couldve caused it to begin? is it some muscle that controls the prostate? i think this was what I read the last time

>>38138057
>Is eating ass/pussy considered beta?
I hope you are under 18

>>38135184
>it is easier to give them a clitoral orgasm

what the fuck man it's taken me no more than a minute of hand work to give every single woman i've fucked one or two vaginal orgasms

all it takes is some basic knowledge of how to angle your finger, which spot to hit and speed/pacing

clitoral orgasms are actually harder since clitoral sensitivity varies and every girl likes it differnet

dunno where you're getting your shit from my dude

>>38138057
>Eating pussy is great for your microbiome
>Eating ass is disgusting and how you get e-coli from the shit in your mouth

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38137697
was it mostly the lecithin and zinc that had the effect?

>>38138084
It's totally normal. I never had a wet dream in my life until I was 17 when I abstained for a week, then I didn't have any precum until 19.

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38138131
I have a camp coming up, how do I prevent myself waking up in the mornings in the bunk with comrades with a stain on my shorts?

>>38134088
HELLO CHIMPO

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134088
LO
CHIM PO

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>>38134564
Please, if that makes you gay then everyone on /fit/ is gay

>>38136531
Take the initiative a bit in bed. Nothing worse than a girl who just lies there. Show you're genuinely into it

>>38138091
You have no idea what you are talking.

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

#dicksout

>>38134088
hello chimpo

>>38134088
Hello chimpo

>>38134238
Ending combo is doggy, one hand on her clit, one on a tit, sucking on neck or earlobe