What are you doing when you notice that a girl checks you out?

>>38129551
>Start walking manually
Every damn time

>>38129551
I assume they're making fun of me.

>>38129562
> are my arms swinging too high
> is my posture weird
> am i stepping normally

your mom

Either make myself look good (if i'm with the lads act alpha and crack a joke n shit) or smile at them

usually I only notice if I am looking around

>>38130202
>(if i'm with the lads act alpha and crack a joke n shit
I hate fags that do that.

i assume I have a stain on my shirt or something

wake up

>>38130628
What when you can't wake up?

>>38130675
>wake me up inside

>>38129562
>>38129905
Fucking THIS. It's even worse if they're nearby and I have my headphones in, then I get really conscious about whether or not i'm breathing loudly.

>panic
>too bad you can't make courage gains

welp off to lift heavy i go...

>>38130609
yeah, I hate myself for doing it too so I barely do that now
Mostly smile or ignore now

>>38130202
>act alpha and crack a joke n shit
That's kinda a turn off for me personally, only can take it if I know the guy enough.

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>>38129562
>>38129905

holy SHIT breh i know that feel

>>38129551
Involuntarily hand comb my hair. Every time

>girl checks me out
good one

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Pray to god the zip lock baggies containing my spaghetti don't burst in my pocket.

I dunno I always stare at the floor and avoid eye contact

>>38131102
Get some confidence.

>>38129888
Yeah, that.

>>38129551
Explode all of my jizz in my pants and fart uncontrollably. Turn 720 and walk away while spreading my ass and shitting my pants.

>>38129551
I'll tell you when it happens

>>38129551
>back that a-ass up...

>>38129905
THIS. But i grew a habit of give deadstare to girls. It is how i met with my current gf and after some talking she said you look me like you are gonna kill me. Well girls like that i guess.

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>tfw girls never check me out
t-t-they will when I get ripped r-r-right?

>>38132855
Even if they check you out, can you approach to them ? They will check you out when you are ready to approach them.

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>>38129551
>Make eye contact and break immediately
>Continue to go about day
>Think about her all day

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>>38132877
just happened to me yesterday, except there was no mire. We just happened to make eye contact, I pussied out and looked away and then proceeded to think about the encounter for the next 10 hours.

>go to the gym
>almost empty
>3 new girls get an introduction
>they look at me more than just once
>can't stand it and leave early

>>38129551
// A T E N T I O N //
>Fun fact of the day:
Women have glanced at you and felt just as awkward about it. Hell there have been girls that have touched themselves to the thought of you

>>38129551
Nothing, some times I find it funny when they make it obvious they want you to make a move but are ignorant of your homosexuality

>>38133764
I want to believe

>>38133764
I refuse to believe. Probably ugly bitches.

>>38133781
what do you do when a guy checks you out?
Have you ever been in a situation where a guy is checking you out but he's trying to hide it because he don't know you like your vaginas dick shaped?

I was playing basketball the other day and I had next so I sat next to the hoop at baseline. There were 3 girls sitting at the bleachers on the other side of the court. This one girl kept looking at me and smiling and turned away when I saw her. Sometime I would like first and when she saw she would smile. But I just stared out when I looked or when I was talking to my bros so I wasn't always dead staring her.

I have a gf but idk what to do when girls look at me in public. When I played I did pretty good imo though

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>>38129551
Top kek. Girls don't check me out. Women are a meme.

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>>38133764
>Hell there have been girls that have touched themselves to the thought of you
You don't have to lie

>>38133764
My crush told me this once, then i asked her out and she called her friends and made fun of me.

>>38129551
im sperging the fuck out, that's what

>>38129888
>this
It pisses me off.

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>>38129551
>What are you doing when you notice that a girl checks you out?

Girls don't check me out.

>walking home after the gym
>see two girls walking towards me
>one looks at me and says something to the other
>they laugh
>assume they're miring
>feel good
>get home
>realise my hair looked like fucking shit
>get a buzzcut the next day

>>38129551

I wouldnt know. I haven't made it yet.

we're all gonna make it.. r-right guys? guise?

>>38129551
Smile at them because i'm not an autistic faggot.

>>38129551
>y-you too

>meet eyes
>half smile to let them know I notice

Then I wait a few minutes. If the same thing happens again, I either go up & chat or they come over.

>mfw this shit never happens anymore since I'm out of college now & I work in a small office with all dudes

>>38130628
>>38130675
>>38130719

>I can't wake up

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>>38134337
(SAVE ME)

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Look ém straight in the eye and smile/say "hi"/stay silent (and probably creep them out).

>>38129551
I never assume someone is mirin me

>>38129551
>pic literally says "samurai!! ok Cute samurai you dance good MEMORIES"
wtf

>>38130202
You're such a fag. Doing that shit literally makes their pussy shrivel up like an old Holocaust survivor.

>>38133764
>Hell there have been girls that have touched themselves to the thought of you

Women usually don't masturbate to "normal" people like men do.They mostly think about famous people like justin bieber,brad pitt etc

>>38134434
You managed to creep me out by the way you type.

>>38134521
>They mostly think about famous people like justin bieber,brad pitt etc

It's not okay to molest children, anon.

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>>38134539
At least you're not a grill.

>>38134417
>>38134337

>>>/reddit/

>>38130728
THE BREATHING SHIT OH MY GOD I GET THAT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WEAR HEADPHONES

FUCK

>>38134492
It's the commenting system on niconico douga. Comments run across the screen the moment you typed them.

>>38129551
wink at her

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>>38129551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIIfUGzhLE

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>>38135221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClFvHLqBaiI

>lock eyes
>walk towards her
>continue walking right past her
>do not look back
>never see her again

now i have the upper hand, right?

>>38130842
>bitch is thin skinned
How typical

>>38129551
Grin like an idiot for a few seconds, give her a look or two, then I usually get an anxiety attack.

>>38134124
>>get a buzzcut the next day
Then you realize your face is your problem

>>38133764
I hope so, anon

>>38136233
Are you me?