Best Way to Build an Ass at Home?

post a pic of it so we know what we're working with here

>>38129252
Hip Hinge/elevated glute bridge

>>38129252
Picture is making me uncomfortably horny. but Yea bodyweight squats for sets of like 20-50 even, lunges, hip extensions off of a chair or something. all for high reps

>>38129252

i just clicked the 'hide' button on this thread. bye

I'd fuck you

>>38129302
Kek straight guy in denial

>>38129252
I hope you know that this is blatant degeneracy and as long as you persist in this homosexuality you are destined to go to Hell.

:^)

>>38129274
Cool, I will take note of these.

>>38129293
Thanks!

>>38129302
Triggered

>>38129310
Fit is notoriously thirsty for feminine benis.

>>38129313
In denial about what? Being straight?

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>>38129252
Does this mean I'm gay now?

>>38129384

Yeah, your a fag.

> their system

Do you even english?

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>>38129390
Fabulous. Now that I am a gay, where do I pick up my gay membership? Is there an orientation meeting?

>>38129252
thats a tranny? wow who is that?

>>38129407

no sorry. my native language is polszczyzna thank you for pointing out error though.

>>38129410
Yes, just stick your cock in a mans ass and you will get a full on gay card. If you go after a tranny you just get an exclusive bicurious card.

redeem these cards for good boy points and tendies.

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>>38129422
What if I just let a woman fuck me with a strap on? Will that satisfy your criteria? I am eager to find out about the gay agenda.

>>38129410
You can drop my place and I'll give you a blowie

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>>38129454
All right, free blow job! It pays to be gay!

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>>38129252
Thats a tranny? But I...Oh no...OH NO

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>>38129468
>>38129454

This is all very true. I'm a gay male and I love sucking my straight friends off. My two best often let me suck them off at the same time. They are 100% straight though so its cool.

When one of the cums in my mouth, I keep the cum in my mouth while letting the other finish in my mouth as well. Swallow two thick straight loads at once.

I've done this for 2-3 years. Even during periods where they have girlfriends.

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>>38129493
>getting a blowjob from a dude
>straight

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fuck off you disgusting freak

>>38129252
Would you like to make routine general threads and give advice to everyone? You meet the qualifications perfectly.

>>38129493
i hope you get aids and die champ

>>38129510
c'mon man, it's just a harmless brojob

>>38129514
>repressing this hard

>>38129493
Is this a patented fitness routine?

Can I use this the next time I go to the gym?

>>38129544

Not patented you are free to take a page from my book. I've found the best way to harvest straight male cum is by explaining you know they are straight but you want to prove men give better blowjobs.

Typically they give in when you drop to your knees and put their cock on your face.

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>>38129493
>Even during periods where they have girlfriends.

Keep it up, proud of you. :^)

>>38129252
Should have built and ass before estrogen. Mass build better ad man

>>38129611
Thanks man.

>>38129493
Wow this is very.... lewd

>>38129454
London????

>I failed as a man
>let me be a woman instead :^)
>I-I'm not gay guys I'm just a grill XD
>Of course I need a man to take care of me I'm a grill XD

>>38129578
Do gay guys really want straight guy dick a lotime?

I might let a good looking gay dude suck my dick.. but I have no interest in returning the favor.

>>38130375

more like:
>have concrete neurological disorder from embryonic developmental issue
>hardware doesn't match the software
>blue screens
>fix hardware
>machine running smooth now

>>38130426
I'm not a fag but yeah, gays love straight dick.

>>38129493
And you degenerates wonder why gays get the shit beat out of them so often...

>>38130781
>hurr durr muh degeneracy

Degeneracy is a buzzword for state enforced morality. Go fuck yourself you boot licker.