how do I into Imhotep mode?

>cuck pharaoh
>get mummified alive
>wait 4000 years
>have a burger read from the book of the dead
>kill 5 humans who stole your organs
>obtain book of the dead

1 rep should do.

>>38126488

kek

>>38126399
Aquire master race South African accent.

>>38126488
>a burger
Evy or however she was called wasn't a burger. Brendan Fraser's character was the burger

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>>38126399
TFW you miss the mummy franchise

>shave head
>fall asleep in the sun
>spend all day glued to electronic device to acquire forward posture

Should do the trick

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>>38127361
theyre making a 4th

>>38126399
read the Egyptian book of the dead, do spells and shit

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>>38128388
The third fucked his shit up, they should bring back original evy, she's still pretty but god she was beautiful in her prime

>>38128388
Nah, the new one dosnt have dudley do george of the jungle in it so it dosnt count.

Its got tom cruise...

the third fucked the franchise anyway 1 and 2 are fucking fun films.

If i was a big hollywood type id make another one just so i could give b fras the work and a reason to get ripped...and uncucked.

Itd be about o'connell and evy's great great great grandkids and shit, set today instead of a period piece but itd still have the same feel, shootin and adventurin, probbably some evil organisation trying to harness weird mummy powers for evil shit. Oh...and plenty of nice nods the the mummy and returns.

a man can dream.