Are you big enough to intimidate Katy Perry?

>>38124980
My 9x6.5 is

probs not :/

>>38124980
No one is she is stronk as fug

>>38125119
>he thinks that is big enough?

Nah I'm only 7,5x6 that's probably completely average to her. But I'm gonna buy one of those extenders for that extra 0,5 inch

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If she knowingly married this then I'm not worried

>>38124980
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'4" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>38125897
:/

>>38125842
this has to be fake

>>38125897
is that a yes then?

>>38125897
Your dad can't hurt you anymore. It's okay...

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>>38125842

>>38125953
he addresses it in one of his standups.

apparently it was cold as balls outside and the hushed silence over his cold/shrunken member haunts him to this day

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>>38125897
Brand new fresh a pasta.