/fph/ /fps/ FAT HATE

>>38124030
a better question is how do you fuck up a screenshot so bad

who cares. not your life.

>>38124065
t. Autism

>>38124030
>How the fuck does a 32 yr old get arthritis
Depends on several things. I know a girl that is 25 with rheumatoid arthritis, and know a 22 year who had early signs of arthritic pain from running on concrete

doesn't look fat to me

>>38124084
god damn i hate fatties but when someone makes this argument i can't help but concede; it's not my life they're brutally destroying

>>38124084
>>38124234
Not when you have to pay for their medical bills, which is true in every country with functioning hospitals and a healthcare system.

>>38124084
Found the fatty

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>>38124234
It's even worse though, they are destroying ALL LIFE ON EARTH by consuming far more than they need or deserve. If we didn't have mindless pseudo-hedonist FATTIES we'd be one big step closer to living harmonious with NATURE!

>>38124030
psoriatic arthrits

>>38124030
Rheumatoid arthritis. I have a 28 year old coworker who pretty much has to lie in bed all day when it fares up.

>making fun of the victimg when the environment is responsible for enabling fatties.
Stay classy.

>>38124606
Sartre is giving you the saggy eye right right now.

>>38124234
They destroy lives, though; not just theirs. It feels immoral to let it go on and yet I know that nothing will correct them. It makes me feel ambivalent about all that. So I just enjoy getting mad at them and use it as fuel for better lifts later.

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just fuck me up

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>>38124769

>>38124264
Calm down, Vegan Gainz

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Let's get this trainwreck of a thread going

>>38124777
I want to travel to USA just to taste InNOut

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>>38124851
>women do not have to have a vagina

top kek

>>38124030
my fwb has mild arthritis and she's like 23
my cousin got it and carpal tunnel from playing too much fox in smash bros melee

>>38124769
>>38124777

CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

This shit made me sick to my fucking stomach... It's as if they're junkies getting their fix. How can you be so disgusting when you eat?? WTF IS WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY!?!?!

>>38125039
My buddy pulled a tendon awhile back playing counter strike i would have said this was fake a year ago. vidya are pretty dangerous

>>38124891

nice catch, a bulbasaur!

>>38124851
Well they don't have to I guess, but then what do they have going for them besides being manipulative cunts?

This happened to me about a month ago, I'm still pissed.

>Decide to have a bbq to celebrate getting new job
>Invite friends and family, including land whale step sister
>My mom comes, and brings a pineapple upside down cake
>Mom has degenerated back discs so I'm touched she went through the trouble of making it
>Party is going, everyone is eating bbq enjoying a brew
>Step sister says she is leaving (eat and leave how nice)
>A few minutes later my mom pulls me aside saying she's sorry
>Land whale step sister opened to cake container, cut the cake without permission, and took more than half of it with her
>Not enough cake for guests

>>38124777
who the fuck EATS and CHEWS WITH THEIR MOUTHS FUCKING OPEN, CANCER SHIT AIDSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>38124851
Men do not have to
>associate with you in any capacity

>>38124769
>>38124777
These videos are great motivation cause they make that food look so disgusting. really helps break that fast food illusion

>>38124769
>>38124777

Why would someone want to watch someone else eat food???

>>38125253
hearing someone smack or just be a noisy eater makes me want to bang my head against a wall

>>38125479
Disgusting.jpeg

I mean when I was a fatty I was probably inconsiderate about my food intake but I was (probably) unaware. That's like actively being a terrible person.

>>38125479
i would be absolutely livid.
like, leave my own party, drive to sisters place, retrieve the stolen cake and either bring it back or destroy it in a barely-contained rage.... livid.

>>38125599
ask half of the Korean internet

>>38125479

Fat people doing as fat people do.

>>38125479
Wow fuck her

>>38124851
Ok bitch, and no one has to find you attractive or approach you then

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>>38124030
Typical Pokémon Go player

>b-b-b-b-but plebbit told me it makes people fit and is great for socializing!

>>38125694
Post boipucci Twink Tomato

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>>38125709
Post your epik pokemans collection first before I fedora dog you again

>>38125632
Nigga at least we pay for qt grills to eat, not some disgusting ass open-mouthed whales

>>38124065 >>38124180 >>38124274 >>38124299 >>38125039

You have your answer OP.

You could be doing something else than hating people online. Just because its fat people on a fitness forum doesn't mean it's any better.

In fact it's kind of more tragic in a way. Go do something productive with your time.

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>>38125335

>>38125479
This made me cry inside

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>>38124891
>tfw no matter how fat you got, you've never gotten stuck in a hula-hoop

>>38124030
She could have>>38124299
This. Could be autoimmune which really sucks OP

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>>38125479
I got similiar stuff with my (probably soon to be) brother in-law

>be me
>have gf
>live in gfs parents house for a few months
>parents leave for vacation
>gf mum (we call her M) buys some groceries/food for the time they left (although I would have bought it myself aswell but hey thanks anyway
>M also buys some shit food
>one is a big bag of chicken nuggets (750gram/ around 1.7 pounds)
>said bag has a total of 1600 calories
>shit is big enough to feed 2-4 people (considering how much of an eater the person is)
>one day, lunch time me and gf decide we want some of those nuggets
>go down to kitchen
>as we go down we noticed that brother in-law (lets call him R) has already mad him some lunch
>smells like chicken nuggets
>"haha, seems like R had the same idea as we had, let's get the leftovers
>open freezer, no bag in it
>wtf.jpg
>look all other freezer drawers, bag still not found
>gf takes a look in the garbage can
>she literally pulls out the whole empty bag of nuggets
>look into fridge and see a big bottle of coke half-empty
>R has LITERALLY consumed his whole daily needed calorie intake in one sitting
>mfw he didn't even think about that others MIGHT want some of it, not mentioning that such a bag can feed more than just his fat-ass

I know guys, chicken nuggets are shit food, don't hang me for that, it happened before my major weight loss

I got so much more well fitting FPH/FPS stories about R if you want

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>>38125910
sure, post some more

>>38125910
Do it

>>38124815
He's right tho
>twice as much food
>more fuel to cart their fatasses around combined with more driving in general out of laziness
>more medicine
>more space on public transport
That's just the stuff I can think of off the top of my head but they are consuming enough for two people.

>>38125479
You should shit in front of her house

>>38124777
>>38124769

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

>>38125725
Hating fat people fuels my workout.

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>>38124851
>Women do not have to have a vagina

I guess if the lower half is missing, but whar else qualifies them as women?

>>38126071
trans people

>>38126071
They are not swift as a coursing river, or (for that matter) have all the force of the great typhoon.

>>38125910
well, i was going to watch Magnificent 7, but yes, yes i want more stories.

To the former fatties out there, would you have appreciated it if your Doc told you to loose weight when you were overweight?

Starting med school soon and have been contemplating how to go about this. Seems like some individuals have a violent reaction when told by their doctor that they are overweight.

>>38124030
I've had arthritis since I was 19 from a sports trauma injury that resulted in a benign bone tumor that fucked up my joints you autistic fuck.

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>>38125958
>>38125951

more of a funny failure this time
as I mentioned I made some major weight loss (dropped 100lbs, if not a bit more)

>be me, fat-ass mode
>lately think about changing and slowly start doing it
>some friend suggested me that green tea (no sugar/milk of course) helps you with losing weight
>don't know if this is just some meme he believes in or just something to get me away from soda (probably the soda part, but I don't know)
>the only thing I ever drink is green tea and other green tea like teas
>R of course notices this since we lived together for some time
>after some time I notice there is always another jar of tea next to mine in the fridge
>hope.jpg
>R tries to copy me and maybe he gets his shit fixed too, man that would be based finally having a bro-tier in-law
>dinner time comes
>my usual drink: cold green-tea
>R pours himself the same
>commencing family dinner
>middle of the dinner R is done with his tea
>ohFFS.jpg
>R pours himself a big glass of coke
>mfwR failed to realize that he has to drink it INSTEAD of soda not alongside with
>he really thought that green tea somehow magically burns away calories/sugar amount of shit food

Really /fit/ how can one be that delusional?

>>38126118
Whatever you do, don't prescribe them medicine for acid reflux/indigestion so they can keep gorging!
I used to work in a pharmacy, so much fucking money is wasted on these fatasses getting their free omeprazole so they can go next door to the fucking chippy.

>>38125479
You go light that bitches house on fire anon.

Do you need instructions on how to make molotov cocktails?

>>38126071

>implying you need qualifications to identify as a woman

fuck off shitlord

what i'd like to see is like a prank show type ski, but for real. a bunch of fat ugly ppl gorging themselves at fast food places or ice cream places, and have a bunch a group of starving ethiopians looking sad and pathetic stand near fatass and start sobbing and crying staring at fatass the whole time and getting louder everytime fatass takes a bite and when fat ass finally throws shit in the garbage they go wild screaming.

>>38126071
Having no sense of reason, responsibility, honor, and common sense.

>>38126140
standard fat logic
>what can i ADD to make myself lose weight

>>38126118
fucking tell em, who cares

>>38126140
Cold green tea?

What kind of monster are you?

>>38126218
I'm gunna. Just want to find the best way to do it in a way that will convince them to act on it.

>>38125725

found the fatty

>>38126236
Meh. When my doctor told me I was fat I got all huffy, but I go to a doctor to get medical advice, not to get complimented. So you suck it up.

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>>38125479
Don't worry, she'll die before you

>>38125253
>CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Honestly that's my most hated thing. Just fucking close it. And then they intentionally make a point of obnoxious, loud, open-mouth chewing when you ask them to stop. Fuck.

>>38124030

Obesity is actually a protective factor against osteoarthritis.

rheumatoid arthritis is an autoimmune thing, so fitness doesn't really play a role in it.

>>38126298
it's a fat problem, they have some kind of respiratory blockage and they can't breath through the nose for shit. probably that much mass needs so much oxygen that you cant get away with just nostril airflow, similar to how normal people breath through the mouth during heavy exercise

>>38126298
>And then they intentionally make a point of obnoxious, loud, open-mouth chewing when you ask them to stop. Fuck.

oh my GOD that shit drove me nuts...

I had a buddy in middles school who ate like that. I talked shit to him all the time. One day, he invites me over to eat with his family. So we all sit facing each other at the dinner table and THE ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY CHEWED WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN

I started feeling ill but didn't want to be super rude, so i ate a little and told them i had to be home for whatever reason. It was gross.

>>38126298
>Honestly that's my most hated thing

THIIISS.

My mother is fat, and my dad is slightly overweight, and they just chew so loud it's disgusting. It makes me angry. Like it drives me up the fucking wall. It's gotten to the point where even though I live with them, I haven't been able to actually sit down for dinner with them because I can't fucking stand the sight and sound of it all.

>>38126096
underrated post

>>38126208
and yet I am still amazed by it, seriously same with the magical salad
Yeah salad CAN be fucking great for cuts/losing weight, but some lettuce and tomatoes doesn't help when you drench them in mayo, tons of vinegar and too much oil

>b-b-b-b-but it's salad, it has to be healthy

>>38126226
as I said, first i don't even know if this was a legit advice and second I wanted to drink it all the time and also got bored of always just the hot version

next story (it takes place during my weight loss, about 30/40 pounds down)
>weight loss goes great
>get to buy new clothes, don't sweat for no appereant reason anymore, feel better, get a shitton of compliments and socialising is so much easier
>already had a good connection with father in-law (he is F for now) but lately it get's even better
>have a feeling that F sees me somewhat as some son-substitute since all R does is being fat NEET and clopping in his magical pony world 24/7
>start doing stuff that is normally some good ol' father-son style (going to sports games together, talking about men-topics, share some beers, you know what I mean)
>somehow feel bad for R since it's his dad, but what should I do, it seems like F finally feels something he hasn't felt for years when Rs life went downhil and anti-family
>R of course noticed that he wasn't number one male child anymore (they have no cousins/grandchilds or something related, so he always was everyones little boy)
>gf and R share same friends-circle
>me and gf hang out often with said friends
>lately some of them act strange upon me
>gf also somewhat not in usual behaviour but don't think about it too much
>shit get's worse
>friends strange, gf suddenly starts to avoid friends
>one day overhear gf talking with friends: so gj, R told us Anon made you pay all of the things you prepared for moving out and he treats you so bad and you have to do everything for him, pay all his shit, bla bla bla
>realization hits
cont.

>>38126298
What the fuck?

First a guy who drinks cold green tea, then people who intentionally chew with their mouths open?

What kind of fucking animals do you people associate with?

My one friend is the most stereotypical fatty I've ever met.

> go to party, they're doing a spit roast thing
> he hovers around the cook for a whole hour
> proceeds to eat three plates of shredded lamb
> it's time for dessert
> he demolishes 2L of icecream
> wtf.jpg
> I decide I'm going to just hang with a qt for a while
> he finds me, with a pie in his mouth.
> sees nothing wrong with talking
> mfw
> we go back to his place
> it's 2 am so I'm going to fucking sleep
> I hear him go to the kitchen and reheat the pasta from the other night
> this man has no limits
> later in the week he sends me a message about how no girls love him cuz he's fat
> ask why he doesn't do anything about it
> "FUCK YOU I EAT LIKE MY DIETICIAN TELLS ME TO AND IM ALWAYS IN THE GYM AND AND AND
> mfw I've never seen him in a gym, or break a sweat (except when he eats)
J U S T

>>38126344
I've heard it as advice, and i swear by it. Havn't seen anything to back it up though, but it's better than coffee.

>>38125725
Fatty in a FPH/ FPS thread.

Tell us a story, fatty

>>38126348
There's nothing wrong with drinking cold green I bet you're an American, only people with food autism.

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>>38125335

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>>38126344
>fucking fatty started making false claims/rumors to break up gf and me
>he wanted to get me out of the family in one of the most selfish ways so his fat ass is the nr.1 child again
>he was ready to hurt his sister by making her friends forcing
>enough of this shit
>explain myself, all of it
>friends suddenly realize, why should a regular friendly guy suddenly change for no reason
>fatty get's huge shit by both family and friends

I somewhat managed to forgive him but still, if you have a problem, fix it.
But if you are willing to also drag your own family members down for it, fuck you

>>38124769
oh my fucking god I need to look at this everytime I feel like cheating

>>38126397
fat people look so out of place in nature

>>38126140
jar of tea in the fridge? Wat?

>>38126379
Britfag bruh, i'm playing about, no need to go all 'spergers on us.

For the sake of conversation, cold green tea (or green tea on an empty stomach) always makes me throw up.

Good if i wanna get sent home from work like.

>>38126409
prepare a big amount of tea, let it cool, put in fridge to stay cool

not rocket science anon

>>38126344
>sports games
What are you some kinda Finn?

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>>38125694
Your cringy ass /b/tard attempts at insulting le reddit maymays are almost as bad as the fatties that post them.

You've failed to follow this board's advice numerous times, so I'm going to give you some clear instructions.

>>38126316
>>38126325

Which is why we don't stuff the mouth to its maximum capacity.

>>38126348

My family :(

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>>38126379
>americans
>giving two shits about tea
get your stereotypes in fuckin' order

>>38126423
Have you never enjoyed a beer league soccer game with your dad?
Those are like golden times for me, that shit is the father-son times you see in the movies

>>38126416
why would you want tea from the fridge?

>>38126469
cuz it's cold.

>>38126469
because during really hot summer days I can't stand hot drinks

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>>38125725
This a fbh thread boi. Thats what we do here

>>38126448
>my family

shit bruh, sorry

>>38126445
I filtered that faggots name long ago. helps a lot, bro

>>38126458
If by soccer you mean beaner ball than yes.
Dad and I go to the gun range together and that's how we bond.

>>38126538
we also go to hockey but whatever

gun range is fine too, it's the time you and your dad spend time together on things you both really enjoy and tighten your bonds
I guarentee, every father wishes for that and that's why F seeked that kind of bond with me since his own son is a waste of human skin

>>38126140
reminds me of the story of person who though merely counting calories will result in weightloss

>>38124903
It's good fast food, but not as good as even the lowest tier of more expensive food (like red robbin or TGI fridays)

>>38126408
lmao so true

>>38126118
you're their doctor not their friend

Speaking of In and Out, I like to get two double doubles protein style (no bread) and a small chocolate/vanilla shake
Nothing wrong with eating a bit dirty sometimes ya know

>year 3
>it's some girl's birthday
>usually people bring in chocolate to share with people
>she brought in a chocolate cake to share with the entire form
>it's fucking gorgeous
>end of the day and everyone hyped asf for this cake
>fat ass assistant teacher cutting up the cake and sharing between us children
>cutting up micro thin slices for everyone
>including the fucking birthday girl
>main teacher and fatty have a slice each bigger than if 6 of us combined our slices

WHY MRS ROBINSON YOU FAT FUCK

i see her on the bus on my way to or from the gym, she doesn't remember me as i haven't seen her since i was 10. fucking one day mrs robinson

>>38124851
Well sure, I agree with all of that aside from the reality-denying vagina point. Women don't HAVE to.

In return, could SJWs and feminists please stop dictating what a "real man" ought to do?

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>>38126579
next story, about the time we tried to get R into weight loss:

>R has a best friend, we call him H
>H also is uber fat-ass mode
>one day as H got pain from just a small fall he got hit with the realization
>H got his shit together, work out, diet change, everything you need
>keeps it up, this man in going places
>R still not that tempted to follow
>H manages to finally motivate his best friend
>they both go to the gym
>this is it, H did the impossible........NOT
>2 weeks after the happening R somewhat drifted back
>H askes me if something is wrong with R
>"now why"
>says he lately isn't coming anymore
>some days later H is done with R
>find out R, who is a 23 year old ""man"", didn't come to morning gym routines because his mum/sister or even I forgot to wake him up or he had some super important appointment
>a grown man literally uses the excuse of others not waking him up like a baby
>he also tried the "I'm so busy" tactic,although he is a permajobless, no social life NEET

there is no hope left

>>38126544

>Drinks mixers
>Doesn't drink spirits due to empty calroies

>Spirits
>More calories than mixers

Brb. Kms.

>>38126732
Pic of R?? plzz?

>>38125253
I don't know what's wrong with your country but I know you have the ability - and indeed the obligation - to fix it.

You can legally buy guns, right?

>>38125479
Yeah, this shit. I can't comprehend how shit like this is ever not a one-off. Somebody pulled that shit at an event I was hosting? They wouldn't get a second invite.

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>>38126762

Yup. I live in Texas, bruh. Bought an Ak 47 when i was 18. I plan on getting my FFL and class 3 license in the near future to start owning and selling full auto and suppressed firearms.

>>38125691
B-b-but... I'm entitled to male attention! Help, I'm being raped!

>>38126752
no sorry, since lately our (soon no more to be) circle of friends got fatter and inhaled fat-logic behaviour, I don't want to might find out

but a quick description:
he is about 5'2-5'4', and I am quite positve he passed 300lbs by now
combined that he has glasses (no offense to glasses-weares though) and literally no more visual neck, his gut often hang out of his shirt despite them being 3-4XL (XXXXL shirts) you can probably imagine by now

>>38126732
these stories suck stfu

>>38125910
Sure, I quite feel like throwing my phone against the wall in rage. Load 'em up.

>>38124769

imagine being her, imagine being all fat and sweaty and greasy and eating that big pile of shit and it being hard to breathe because you're so fucking fat

feels good to not be a fat retard

>watch S03E07 of My Big Fat Fabulous
>horrified when you see all this truth being thrown in Whitney's face that she ignores
>oversteps her position at work because 'MUH OPINIONS'
>realise all this horrifies you because it reminds you of friends who have been gaining weight
>have never been so mad at an episode

She lacks discipline and professionalism in all aspects. She is constantly saying other people don't understand her struggle but when someone who has struggled (with alcoholism, that comedienne) says just cause something is difficult, it doesn't mean you can't overcome it, and she as someone with lots of followers should try to be a more positive role-mole.

Best quotes
>'for someone who says they're happier than ever, you sure cry a lot'
>'It's like the bigger I get the less he [personal trainer] trusts me'

>>38125910
Eating a 750g bag of chicken wings in one sitting triggers you? I did this quite often...
Also how is one of those supposed to feed 2-4(!!!) persons?

>>38126821
>he is about 5'2-5'4', and I am quite positve he passed 300lbs by now
>NEET
>brony
F must have some serious pent up frustrations, make sure you're there to support him even if just by seeing sports or having beers together.

>>38124851
Then what the everloving fuck can we expect from women? What can they expect from us?
The west is cucked beyond redemption.

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>>38126821
>3-4XL (XXXXL shirts)
thank you for explaining that bit

>>38125725
Fuck you. My hate is what's keeping me on my toes.

>>38126071
Mindeless self-absorption and lack of solid reasoning?

>>38126118
My doctor told me I needed to lose weight when I was 14. Made me feel so shitty that I lost 40 lbs shortly after.

Do it, anon.

>>38126199
this.

>>38126083
>people

>>38126830
found the fatty

>>38126071
Well, they should at least have feminine figures, long hair, act fem... Oh, wait.

Ok, the criteria is how they feeeeeeel when they wake up any given morning because reality is self-defined and biology is no longer empirical.

>>38126880
>implying that show has any real interactions.
not a chance in hell a personal trainer has enough integrity to fire his 'reality' star client

shit show for shit people

>>38124084
I come to fat hate threads to feel disgust, I don't think they should change is they don't want to but seeing overweight people motivates me to work out because I don't want to end up like them. It's like red asphalt for me.

>>38126118
First do no harm.

Withholding information crucial to a patient's self-medication is harmful.

>>38126924
nah man. being super right wing is on the verge of blowing up trendy. tumblr culture is on its way out the door. people are more fed up with the ridiculousness than you think. it just took some time for enough people to experience and subsequently be very very annoyed by it

>>38126995
not even close. they are just shitty stories that are too long with zero payoff told by an obvious /b/tard

>>38126483
Then why don't you sit lol

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>>38127022
I don't know man, I'm much more pessimistic than you.
Look at this fucking picture. This is our fault. For not keeping our women in line. You can call me a misogynistic dinosaur, or whatever, but from my point of view little has changed since the cavemen days.

Women are running amok because we are to fucking scared to put our feet down. It's our fucking fault. We are cucked, we are killing the west.

>>38126118
Doctors had been telling me "slightly overweight, consider losing 20 lbs" for years. It didn't really make me get it into gear since it wasn't a health concern, but if it was and they had spouted off some HAES bullshit I'd be more upset.

>>38126140
In a fatty's brain there are two types of food in the world: Healthy and Unhealthy. They're like matter and antimatter: eating one cancels the other out.

Fatties are also capable of committing to memory simple rules like "vegetables are healthy" and "diet coke is good for you" so by definition a 3000 calorie meal is healthy as long as there is salad on the plate (eating the salad: optional) and its washed down with carbonated aspartame solution.

>>38126924
>the whole world is a hive mind
nigga find someone worth fucking and being loyal to and stop worrying about what other people are doing.

>>38126709
why are all mrs. robinsons cunts

>>38126184
Oh, honey. Umm, *excuse me*? Shitlord or shitlady, you mean.

Please never gender somebody on the internet, its one of my triggers.

>>38127092
Women can be Lords anon read a book

>>38127077
You are right of course, I'm just getting fucking tired of this whole 'you go gurl' zeitgeist.

>>38126849
next chapter, R failes to hold a job
>R learned the job as a chef, he can cook quite well when he get's the motivation to put time and effort into it instead of ordering and stuffing himself with shit food (which happens like never)
>after years of unemployment R get's a try-out at some restaurant
>it's a somewhat good place, this is his chance since the job there really isn't too hard except at rush hours
>first day over, R comes home tired
>not used to working but hey, he will hang with it
>second day, same thing
>third day, he get's home quite early
>tells us he got sent home cause he felt sick in stomach, bacteria and shit and they can't afford to fuck around with that in the kitchen
>goes to doctor, doc prescribes him some pills and tells him to watch his diet for some days (no fatty food, nothing too salty, just light stuff for the stomach)
>same evening, F prepared one of his godlike BBQs
>of course NOW R had no fucking problem devouring all that meat/potatoes and other fatty stuff
>as soon as bbq is over he starts playing dying dog again
>next day time for work, of course fatty plays sick again
>lunch is some fry-up with coke

i know you read alot of those fatty excuses in FPH, but i've seen them irl, it's frightening
all the selft told lies, the excuses, them being fat is not their fault
just everything to avoid responsibility and work

of course he failed the try-out

>>38127101
I get it I come to this anonymous chinese cartoon board to vent sometimes too but don't let that shit become real for you, you're creating a reason to be dissatisfied and that lowers your quality of life not theirs

>>38126397
No, Misty, the Rare Candy isn't for humans!

>>38126790
My fellow Texas bruh. Whereabouts you from?

>>38127133
You are right, I should focus on my deadlifts instead.

>>38126083
you mean the mentally disabled?

>>38127114
YEARS of unemployment and he fucks about the only people to give him a chance within 3 days... Wow.

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>>38127147
You got it

>>38126458
>beer league soccer

Is this even a thing?.... No, don't explain it, I'm happier not knowing. Are there mascots? Is there a chubby 4-year old singing the Star Spangled Banner? Do you eat a pretzel or NAAAACHOES while watching it? Do you unironically wear a foam hand? Fuck off and die while I vomit, please.

>>38126400
I have read your story twice now and can't figure out what you were trying to say other than

>Fattie step bro made up stories to make people dislike me.

All the other details are lost due to your inability to write.

>>38126096
I bet that song triggers the shit out of tumblrinas

>NO I WONT BE A MAN

>>38126454
>Stuck in the early 90s

Get out of your basement sometime

I see a whole lot of anons in here today who didn't even try to stay gold. I wish I could have been your dad, or beaten up your dads to teach you a lesson.

>>38127057
nah I don't think so. we are just hearing about it because it's trendy. the Internet has fucked up a lot of how we think. weirdos find other weirdos and suddenly have a voice loud enough to be taken seriously by young dumb people. it's nothing new, just more frequent because of how the Internet brings likeminded people together. rn young people think it's the cool thing to be super accepting about everything because "chill guys peace and love everyone can do everything." they don't actually believe the shit they say, they just do it to be apart of a group/culture. once it starts becoming cool to be tough, cold blooded and make the hard decisions and say the hurtful things again you'll see a big change. it's already starting. the best thing that ever happened for that pendulum to swing back was trump running for president. whether he wins/does a good job is irrelevant at this point. he's started a lot of conversations about this country and has made a lot of people realize, myself included, that you can't make literally everyone happy. sometimes you gotta do the hard things for the good of the herd.

>>38126924
Nothing and everything, respectively. Didn't you know? Womyn get chivalry when it suits them and equality at all other times.

>>38124769

Maybe the elites are right to want to purge the majority of us.

>>38127194
>phobia of 1990s sports movies

>>38125597

That disgusting bitch can make anything look disgusting.

>>38126247
>I got all huffy,

Why?

It is not like you were unaware.

>>38125623
You assume the cake still exists

>>38126096

>tfw have that song on my gym playlist

>>38127161
yes

he got the chance to fix his life, resocialice and all the good stuff

but no, make up excuses, never try, just because he had to leave his pony-dome for more than 10 minutes straight

Being fat (was a former fatty), leaving with fatties and then getting red pilled on everything, shit changes you man

my biggest fear is ever getting fat again

>>38124909
that lady who sued Mcdonalds for serving coffee too hot had her vagina melted off. It happens

>>38124851
And men don't have to think about you

>>38124030
I had septic arthritis from a staph infection once at the age of 21.

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>>38125694
It is great for socializing.

>>38126118
You're they're doctor. If they have a serious medical condition, you have a duty to at least mention it

>being super right wing is on the verge of blowing up trendy.

Wishful thinking at best.

>>38125777
i thought it was a belt

>>38126083
"people"

>>38126709
Heres to you Mrs Robinson

>>38126118
Im applying to medschools rn. Where you going? also what were ur mcat and gpa if you dont mind telling?

>>38124769
>>38124777
Watching their eyes glaze over with every bite really makes me sick. Looks like they're putting so much effort into eating, sweating with their gaping jaws flapping open as they chew. 2/3 of the US classified as overweight or obese... pretty damn unfortunate man

>>38127022
I fucking hope so. Its high time there was a backswing towards sanity.

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>>38126341
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>38126118
Absolutely. I wish my doc would've Rekt my shit about how fat I was. She did congratulate me on the weightloss though, so that was nice.

>>38127516
>tripfagging
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking write all that shit?

>>38127100
Yes, but not all female lords choose to use the male title. This is literally feminism 101. Please educate yourself, your hostile opinions make me feel unsafe.

>>38127542
Pro tip - there is no logical reason to reply, read or pay any attention whatsoever to that fags posts. Ever.

>>38126096
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOON

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>>38127561
You're right of course. I knew writing it that he was just thirsty of (You)s. I couldn't help myself :(

>>38127114
His parents are enabling him. 23 years old and they haven't kicked his ass out yet? By providing a constant base level of food, shelter and comfort they've removed any pressing reason for him to change his act. Not eating for a couple of consecutive days has a miraculous motivating effect.

>>38126118
>>38126974

Same, I was 16 eating was an out for depression. As soon as my doctor mentioned it, I lost 40kg. It was the start of my journey to be /fit/. Do it, anon, but find the right tone.

>>38127205
Did you even watch the movie? Gender roles (and societal roles in general) were the central theme. The viewer is SUPPOSED to find the machismo ridiculous.

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someone posted this on /ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiRVwvpqvz0

>>38127428
Well I hope you've learned not to suck coins you find lying in the street.

>>38127492
Coo coo cashoo

>>38126140

At no point in that story did you mention telling R about the meme of drinking green tea to lose weight. Did you leave stuff out of the story? From what is written, it's possible that he just likes green tea and you drinking it reminded him and caused him to make some of his own. Then, once there was none of his left anymore, he reverted to drinking his usual stuff again.

>muh fat logic

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>>38127648
Fuckin outback steak house
DELETE THIS PLS!
I'm in the middle of a cut!

>>38127690
anon please get better taste

>>38127648

>one of these is about 2300 kcals

How many deadlifts could you generate with this incredibly efficient calorie extravaganza?

>>38127136
shit's obviously not rare enough for her

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>>38127690
how many calories per a day you eating, mate?

>>38125910
130lbs detected

>>38124769
SHE KEEPS WIPING SAUCE OFF HER FACE THEN TOUCHING HER HAIR!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38127682
I never told him since trying to get him motivated is a huge waste of time

as you pointed out he simply used fat logic
>oh anon loses weight with green tea
>might aswell try that too but keep all the salty/fatty food and sweets

that's basically it

>>38127589
probably the sad truth
it was a comfy time living there
although I have a job, they cared for my ass so much and just wanted a really small fee from me to live here

my in-laws sadly are chill people but can't raise kids for shit
They tried that "leave the kids alone and let them fiend out for themselves what they want to do" style

and they did it full force
i understand that total control of a teenager is bad
but just letting them waste their precious youth and teenage years (15-24 years) and not just giving them some sublte ass kicks to explore the world, that's not helpful either

>>38127648

That looks straight up disgusting.

Americans are fucking fat.

>>38127648
American food looks horrifying but I'd still love to try this.

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>>38127788
not all american food is like that, though, mate.

>>38125725
Did you manually type out each of the reply posts?

>>38127648
>>38127788
I watched the video and I think I take it back.

>can't tell if disgusted by man in video or the fact it's a 2.3k appetiser

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>>38127816
as opposed to having a computer do it automatically???

>>38127796
Very true, anon. There is is some amazing looking amer-food that is more than hypertension in a bowl.
I'll correct my statement to 'a lot of the american food spread around the internet looks terrifying'.

>>38127836
summer fag fatty pls go

>>38127836
as opposed to fucking clicking the post numbers

>>38127819
To be fair, the appetizer is meant for the whole table, not one person.

>>38127724
About 1200-1300 cal a day with at least 60-70% being protein, 10-15% being carbs.
>>38127699
When you're cutting everything fried sounds good

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>>38127856
I ain't nos ummer. Fag . I been here for 25 , 30 years dude.

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>>38127765

America is the only country with disgusting fat people

>>38127836
Fucking newfag cancer

>>38127756
>oh anon loses weight with green tea
>oh anon loses weight with green tea
>oh anon loses weight with green tea

If you never mentioned the weight loss meme to him, why the fuck would you assume he knows it. So instead of

>oh anon loses weight with green tea

It's

>oh anon is drinking green tea, I haven't had that in a while

and then once his tea is finished he goes back to his normal routine. Weight loss most likely did not enter his mind at all since there is nothing in the story that would point to it.

Not to mention that unless he dropped a shitton of sugar in it, adding green tea on top of his normal diet probably did not have much of a negative impact on him.

>>38127865
That's what I thought but it seemed as if the people in the video had one each. W-Why would you get one each?

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>>38127879
age, hiehgt, weight?

>>38125253
There is NOTHING in this world more annoying than someone eating with an open mouth. There is no greater pet peeve.

>>38127890
It's meant for the whole table, but most people don't realize that. Having no concept of how calories works is what makes people hamplanets.

>>38127885

You're an autist. There is a lot of social context you missed.

R isn't the golden child anymore
Anon has been noticeably losing weight
Anon suddenly started eating different.

The fucker definitely thought the green tea was a magic cure all.

>>38127896
24, 6'2" (189cm), 315 lbs (143kg)
Been at it for 4 weeks solid and have dropped 20 lbs

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>>38127911
It's amazing hwo I will see or hear about some people thinking a big burger and half a plate of fries is 'like 600 calories'. No wonder they so damn fat.

>>38126709
>fucking one day mrs robinson

no idea why, but my sides exploded when i read that

>>38127935

In this story >>38126140
anon mentions STILL being in fat-ass mode. In the >>38126344 story where he's bonding more with the dad and the dude is getting jealous anon is already progressed. It is a leap to assume that those factors are already in play in that specific instance. In fact in the start of that story anon literally says "think about changing and slowly start doing it" which you turn into "Anon has been noticeably losing weight". I'm sorry that my alleged autism also gives me the ability to separate stories and context from one another and actually have some fucking reading comprehension.

>>38127935
>>38127981

ok maybe i made some confusions since english isn't my mother tongue

but basically as >>38127935 said he mainly switched cause he saw my weight loss and stuff

but as you say, the story tells it somewhat different

>>38124030
i have a friend who was a really healthy hardcore athlete and dedicated his entire life to mma since adolescent years. he signed up for it himself and everything. during a regular check up in his late 20s the doctor said he had ra and couldn't train anymore. he quit that day and the most he can do without pain now is daily speed walking. he projects he will be in an electric scooter in his 40s. fucking dark shit i've seen in that man's eyes.

but i think this girl got it partly because of genetics and partly because she is fat.

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>>38128002
arthritis?

>>38125720
You're a faggot and your trip is retarded, good day.

>>38128058
>giving him attention

>>38128072
Good point anon, I probably shouldn't do that.

>>38127194
>Yurocuckold getting triggered


Always delicious

>>38125479
Kill it before it breeds.

I have a story about one of my fat friends from childhood. She's really funny and I had some great memories with her but damn, she's gotta get her life in order or she'll be one of those huge ass women who die in their 50s. Anyways.

>Two sisters around my age lived across the street from me when I was a kid
>Sister "A" is a little chubby, outgoing type
>Sister "G" is very thin, athletic type
>As the years go on A balloons up and G stays thin
>We grow apart throughout high school
>G sister is involved in tennis, thin. A is now overweight and her parents are worried.
>We all go to separate colleges. A moves out of state, G and myself remain.
>We are all grown up, a few years out of college. A is having trouble keeping a steady job and moves back.
>See A for the first time and HOLY SHIT she's probably close to 300lbs now, caking on makeup, done up hair and nails, the whole 9 yards
>Notice she's still gaining weight for the few months she's at home
>Their family decides to sell their house and move a few towns over
>Invite me and my family over after they get moved in
>Enter new house, see a baby. Must be one of their little cousins or something.
>Nope
>A tells us she had a baby recently. It was a surprise.
>SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT
>Says she still had monthly periods, still drank, and did things pregnant moms shouldn't do for 9 months
>She was literally so fat she could not tell that her body was carrying another human inside of it
>She thought she was just getting fatter
>I... just......
>Her sister G is STILL thin as ever and doesn't want to have kids

tldr; fat friend is so fat she doesn't know she's pregnant and has surprise baby

>>38127194
mostly have a pint, maybe a pie, another pint or two, and wonder why our colonial cousins act like their version of football makes them harder than us yet we've been arrested for stabbing cunts who support the other team.

>>38126118
If anyone has a violent reaction, tell them to eat more sugar, give them placebos, and let them die. Also put them on a list of dangerous lunatics so they can't come back to the same hospital.

>>38127373
She probably ate it all before she left

>>38124255
t. commie

>>38128136
that's sad.

she hasn't had wake up call yet?

>>38127415
didn't see need surgery to remove her blouse buttons which had been melted into her chest by the coffee which had come from an actually broken machine?

>>38128136
so did you get together with G or what?

>>38125479
Pretend she is retarded. When you introduce her to people, make a big deal about her condition.

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>>38127429
>Doing what they do

>>38127000
Already happened

>>38127756
>not just giving them some sublte ass kicks to explore the world
I wish my mother did that, I was your textbook fat gamer nerd in high school and wasted those years. Best decision of my life was moving away for college.

Don't get me wrong I love her, but sometimes you need to tell your kid to stop that shit and get a life.

>finally lost enough that my face is starting to look less round
I'm gonna make it or die trying god dammit

One of the weakest FPH threads in a long time

Step it up

>>38128274
you can do it brother

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>>38124851
Short list would be:
Women do not have to do anything but expect everything from everyone else.

>>38128002
There's evidence that keto (yes, that keto) clears up RA like it was never there. You can believe I fell for the meme, famiglia, but if you care about your friend you'll look into it.

>>38126226
It's great, even nips like it.

>>38128136
>SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT
There's a whole show about that. Guess which channel.

>>38128328
discovery, maybe mtv

>>38124891
Her legs and arms are forced away from her body. Must be uncomfortable.

>>38128169
He mentioned G more than A, I bet he wants to pound that pussy.

>>38128352
The "Learning" Channel, of course.

>>38128301

I hope to fuck i'm not being trolled here, but i'll give it a go. Recommendations?

Normally i leave the bag in whilst the tea cools down. I can imagine it going that dark brown colour it goes when i've left it too long without drinking it. Leave the bag in the cup in the fridge or nah?

>>38128366
high test

>>38125039
>maining fox

Your friend deserved it.

>>38128372
Typically the longer you leave the tea bag in, the more bitter it tastes

>>38128366
Who doesn't want to pound skinny tennis player pussy?
Even the ones with train wreak face are semen demons.

>>38128432
Aye, and hot and bitter is okay, luke warm and bitter is meh.

>>38127000
There was an episode where her friends and family host a mock funeral for her as an intervention. They cried, she didn't care.

>>38128372
I usually remove the bags before putting it in the fridge. I brew 2 liters at a time.

>>38128484
I brew the tea for like 8 minutes in a liter of water then add a liter of ice btw.

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>managed to set up the second date I've ever had
>she wants to go to outback
>the only thing I like there is the mac'n'cheese and chicken tenders
>can't find how many calories are in chicken tenders without the fries since I dont like fries
>can't order it without a side because I don't want to embarrass myself on a date so gotta get the mac'n'cheese.
>can't order the kids menu because I don't want to embarrass myself on a date
>that meal alone will double my diet for the day
>don't want to ask for the calories there because I don't want to embarrass myself on a date
>afraid that I might gain weight from going on dates with her and she might dump me because I am a very picky eater *and* unable to work out
Would going out on a date once a week which causes me to have a (UNWANTED) cheat day once a week fuck me up? What do I do? I'm out of my safe zone talking to people in person, especially a girl, especially on a date.

/fit/ you've helped me in the past, please, just once more, help me not fuck this help.

>>38128497
definitely trying this, i'm a salesman so work on call, some days i don't have any, brewed up and sat in the car isn't a bad move.

How many tea bags would you suggest?

>>38125039
>main fox in melee
>at 23 now cannot practice everyday like I used to
>make peace with the fact my body won't let me be good at melee

The hand pain is real dood.

>>38127648
When I was a teen I would eat this then get a steak and eat that too and I was only 130lbs at 5'6 because I was so active. And that wasn't always the largest meal of the day. I wish I could still eat like that.

>>38128529
>reds gets a date

Sign of the apocalypse. Hillary is going to win the election which will usher in WW3.

>>38128531
I do 8.

>>38128529
Skip lunch on that day or something.

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>>38127648

>"i guess it comes out to about 2300 calories...i might die."

we could only hope for as much.

>>38128529

just get a fucking steak and baked potato. jesus.

>>38127429
Wtf name is callum? Sounds like callus.

>>38128529
One meal a week won't completely screw you if you're smart.
Get a lean steak (sirloin or strip) and the steamed veggies.
Or grilled chicken with a Caesar salad.
Eat smart, she won't hate you for eating smart.
Sometimes we need to eat things we don't like for the women in our lives.

>>38125720
Oh look, a tripfag being a giant autistic faggot

>>38128529
For fucks sake. You're hopeless.

>>38127582
Fuckin' Randy. Every time
>>38127589

>>38128565
It doubles my diet for the whole day, not just that meal. My daily diet is 1200 calories because I can't work out(muscular dystrophy).

Would not eating anything the day afterwards hurt me in the long run? I'm told doing that makes my metabolism slow down and causes me to gain more weight.

I mean, one cheat day a month is fine, but what if Im on a date with her every week?

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>>38128529
sounds like life is a struggle for you, hein?

>>38128599
>metabolism slow down and causes me to gain more weight
That's bullshit. Intermittent fasting is a thing, just skip a day.

>>38128577
The platter comes with fries and I dont know if it counts that and I cant find a place that says what it is without fries.

Also, I don't like baked potato and if I eat a steak I need two sides, so two mac'n'cheese.
>>38128588
Cant eat veggies, the texture causes my esophagus to spit them up because my illness causes my throat not to push things down corrected.

So, once a week cheat day is fine? I'm not going to use it for anything other than a date, of course.

>>38126344
>some lettuce and tomatoes doesn't help when you drench them in mayo, tons of vinegar and too much oil
Wh-whats wrong with tons of vinegar?

>>38128613
Alright, will do. I'm 37 lbs from my 100 lb lost target, don't want to fuck this up.

th-thanks guys.

>>38128618
Since you're so picky, just skip lunch.

>>38128136
There have been thin women who didn't know they were pregnant. Hell, there was a whole TV series called "I didn't know I was pregnant", so I guess I can't really blame her for that. Some women just don't have many symptoms.

>>38128618
Once a week cheat day is only fine if you don't negate all your progress with a huge excess of calories.
Let's say you eat at a 500 calorie deficit for 6 days. You're a total of 3,000 calories underneath your tdee in sum. But then if you ate a 3,000 calorie surplus on your cheat day, you'd be right back where you started.

>>38126118
I remember being 16 and peeking at the doc's computer screen when he had to leave the room for a bit. Every entry of the last few years began with "patient is obese". NEVER had he ever said such a thing to me. NEVER had he made a remark about my weight. FUCK HIM for letting me think I was fine.

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>>38128618

>The platter comes with fries and I dont know if it counts that and I cant find a place that says what it is without fries.

and HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT, there it is! also, if you don't want them, L I T E R A L L Y just ask for no fries. it's that damn simple. the restaurant is there to serve you, which they are MORE than happy to do...so long as you do so in polite manner.

>>38125910


>complaining when you're living in his house

>>38124851
pretty sure having a vagina helps a little

>>38126400
clearly you're fuckin retarded, i'd try to save my sister from you too.

>>38124909
theyre thinking of trans people id say

>>38128656
>Anon annual checkup
>Age 16
>Patient went apeshit after seeing notes mentioning excess weight
>Patient claims to be unaware
>Recommending IQ test and autism tests in light of this

>>38128709
>trans
>people
Pick one

If you don't have Arthritis by the time you're 30, you're probably a pampered pussy who doesn't work hard enough.

>>38126709
fucking fuck mrs robinson

>>38128756
Well, they are just people with a mental illness. They have some white matter regions active in the brain similar to the opposite sex. Not much different than you with your mental illness of retardation.

ive got a simple one
>art student
>new chick in class has pretty cool art
>strike up convo, become acquaintances
>one day class ends, we're going the same way
>walk and talk
>naturally fast gait, + new yorker in san fran
>fair enough, try to halve/third my speed when walking with others
>not enough for her, she can barely keep up
>comments on how fast i am, amazed by it
>panting between words, starting to sweat
>what.jpeg
>we've only walked 1/2 a block
>mfw

>>38128809
people who walk really fast are really weird

>>38127145

Sorry m8, i left the thread for a while. If youre still here, i live in brazoria county south of houston

>>38128809
Where's the fat

>>38128809
>comments on how fast i am
Should've taken the hint bro.

>>38128650
3,000 calorie over maintenance is quite a bit though

>>38124030
I have one of these at my job too. She's not a ham planet but she's frumpy and has died hair and problem glasses too.

>>38128529
just don't eat the fries...are you autistic?

>>38128819
n-no there not

>>38129026
huh? wanna say that again?

>>38125777
and for that I'm thank full. I was never that fat.

>>38128819
really? i think the opposite
better work out, less travel time, feels good, ect

>>38128851
shes like 300 lb easy

>>38128853
hell no
realized how tumblr she was soon after and gave up on being friends
(plus im not gay)

>>38124909
>falls
>the patriarchy strikes again

>>38129061
Oh she's a landwhale, nevermind then.

>>38125910
My bf isn't a fatty, but he does something similar to this. He hates cooking, so he'll just make a bunch of one thing and eat it instead of making a reasonable portion and side dished. Kind of annoying, but I just started buying in bulk.

>>38124909
Sauce for the vid??

>>38127939
Good job man! Keep up the work :)

>>38126639
But the fast part is the only reason it's good
I'd rather wait 5 minutes for in and out that sit at a table at some chain restaurant

>>38124777
Just who are these people? Do they have a YouTube channel or anything like that?

>>38129258
filename

>>38127939
nice

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>>38124909
I love every permutation of this gif hahaha fat bitch.

>>38127461
Hope it doesn't blow up I'm brown and I don't like fucking my own race
Its like I'm fucking a relative or something
Anyone feel like that??

>>38128793
>triggered tranny

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>>38125910
All those tendies cast into the void...REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38129266
Nice dubs, and thanks

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>>38127057

This picture is an obvious shoop and I feel inclined to inform you that I am female and laughing at your gullibility.

Keeping us in line, tep kek.

>>38128618
I know that feel bro, ARFID?

>>38129369
Way to tell off the beta tard. Now get back to the kitchen bitch.

>>38127057
You know that pic was edited right? (Although it was originally refugees not rapists, so not much was changed.)